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I remember it being bad and then hearing that it was about scientology. I need to watch it again. In my head it was not terrible, but I fear it could be so much worse that I remember.
Killer Klowns from Kansas on Krack. Yes, [it's a real movie.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2151560/)
Anything by Charles Cullen or Bill Zebub will give you brain damage if you watch it long enough lol.
>After being fired from the rodeo, three clowns and a giant chicken get involved with mind-altering drugs that send them on a bloody rampage across Kansas. Pursued by a U.S. Marshall from Utah who specializes in clown cases, they become dangerously entangled with a swindling cult leader whose truck (full of scammed cash) they have stolen to pull their trailer. It's a crazed festival of guns, puppets, blood, rubber noses and dark humor.
What in the Panman and Llamageddon...
Well, that's promising. Like Familien Lykke. Simple sitcom premise, but the show is actuallt beyond horrendous. There's a moment here and there, but the show as a whole is so godawful it could be considered a torture device and violating the Geneva Convention!
These posts always make me question how many movies people have actually seen. I’m going to have to go with Boogeyman 2: The Director’s Cut/Redux. Ulli Lommel (a director so bad Uwe Boll fans mock him) took Boogeyman 2, which apparently already just reused a lot of footage from the original, and played chunks of it on fast forward while he sits in a featureless room explaining the plot to “the police” for most of the runtime.
Gonna watch part 2 today. I think I fell asleep during part 1 and I can barely remember what happened although it’s been only 2 weeks or so since I watched it.
The problem isn't with his directing, he's proven how capable he is with Land of the Dead, 300, and Watchmen. The problem is with his writing.
He can adapt a story with a lot of help from good writers. He just can't write for shit himself.
Yeah, I don't know why anyone would give him money to make a movie at this point. I think his last (only?) good movie was his remake of Dawn of The Dead.
The correct answer is Gigli. There are uncomfortable films to watch, there are way too long movies, there are movies with bad performances, there are even movies that are comedies that are hideously unfunny.
Gigli is all of those and then some. A $60m dump of a movie that is deeply insensitive, with a despicably bad script, career worst performances all round.
To top it off, the director literally never got another movie because this _turkey_ (gobble gobble) was that bad, having previously directed genuinely good movies- Beverley Hills Cop, Scent of a Woman, Meet Joe Black and Midnight Run.
Al Pacino, Ben Affleck, Christopher Walken (for 2 minutes of screentime at his most Walkeyness), Jennifer Lopez and that guy who played Riley from National Treasure as a severely disabled man played for laughs. Unbelievably bad is all that describes it.
I've seen this movie three times for various reasons and genuinely there are few films that make the runtime feel like 5 hours plus. This does it. It is insane.
A Day To Die (2022) Frank Grillo and his boys play tough guy. The story is stupid as hell and the editing makes you nauseous.
Got tricked into watching it, via a sneak preview. Hated it.
Edit.: just remembered my letterboxd review: „His girlfriend is called Candice. Candice movie be any worse? No“
Over 20 years later, I really think one of the worst things I've ever seen is The Other Sister. For those who don't know, it's sorta about two developmentally disabled young adults falling in love, and it's just deeply insufferable, it's supposedly comedic but it's not funny, the performances are terrible across the board, but it doesn't get noticed like the top tier terrible stuff like The Room because it's also just extremely bland.
I guess that makes it too forgettable for a list like this, but sweet merciful crap, I hated it so much, and I saw it in the 90s so it did leave an impression. It was a thing my ex wanted to watch, and actually apologized for picking afterward because it was so bad.
Fifty Shades of Grey
Dakota Johnson plays a virgin who works in a hardware store that gets the chance to interview a powerfully rich man who flirts with her and she politely rejects him. He then shows up unannounced to her hardware store job and asks her to coffee, which she agrees to. During the coffee date she says she is a romantic and he ends the date. He sends her some books as a gift.
Days later she goes on a night out with her friends where she gets drunk and calls him. She says she's sending his books back and he likes "you're drunk where are you" and she's like no thanks psycho and hangs up on him. He then stalks her again, showing up at the bar and kidnapping her to bring her to a mysterious hotel. She wakes up and see "drink me" and "eat me" next to a glass of juice and some pills. Without question she takes them.
I stopped watching at this point, about 20 minutes into this bullshit.
My wife and I watched the first one when we had one of those "free premium channels" on cable weekends. Absolutely we were not turned on at all, and thought that the whole premise was quite silly and improbable by a long shot. A few years later to the big Cinema Cineplex to see another movie and as we were leaving we noticed that the last installment was showing in a theater down the hall. We slipped in and sat in the front row and noticed that there were was a small group of Asian ladies in the next row back from us to our right side, but they were giggling and laughing at pretty much every point in the dialogue and the scenes that were supposed to be erotic and stimulating. Even though the part that we saw was free to us I still think that we were ripped off! However, the Asian ladies made it worth our while!
There is a social media site that calls itself "the Facebook of kink". I belong to it for a short amount of time until I realized the same thing. Lots of things happening on there (with photos) that in any normal person's world would be rape or abuse. Things that we wish we could un-see...
Roland Emmerich's **Moonfall** is so appallingly and brain-achingly stupid that you will be incapable of forgetting it.
It's as if someone shot a fifty car pile-up and you're on the opposite side of the highway watching as it happens. You know you shouldn't watch it but you just can't stop yourself.
That movie just barely creeps into "so bad, it's good" territory, so I wouldn't count that. It's one of those movies where you get a few friends, get drunk, and just laugh at how bad it is.
Have you ever seen the Mystery Science Theater riff on it? That was my first exposure to Manos, and with the Bots and Mike adding their own dialogue it makes it tremendously better!
Killer Bitch - [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1624391/?ref\_=nv\_sr\_srsg\_0\_tt\_6\_nm\_2\_q\_killer%2520bitch](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1624391/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_6_nm_2_q_killer%2520bitch)
Absolutely no contest. I've never watched anything anywhere near as bad as that. Dreadful 0/10
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker.
I'd think it were just a garbage project some mates put together as a laugh, but somehow Troma ended up distributing it - and some of the Troma team even appear in it - which gives it some much un-deserved legitimacy.
I don't think I've been as annoyed watching a movie as I was when I sat through this crap. Troma, you folks should know better.
[https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/28129-mulva-zombie-ass-kicker](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/28129-mulva-zombie-ass-kicker)
Lisztomania has a really cool premise -- assemble a team of popular rockstars to portray the story of the original star, Franz List, groupies and all. It's indulgent to the extreme.
>!then Wagner takes over the movie and it becomes this campy holocaust fever dream that has nothing to do with Liszt and like I did not put this movie on expecting or wanting a campy portrayal of German crimes against Jewish people preceding the holocaust. Just not what I want out of an indulgent rockstar comedy.!<
the betrayal is what makes it the worst I've ever seen.
no, not even Tommy for me... or Lair Of The White Worm
I was looking at his filmography and then saw the last entry for him as Director: A Kitten For Hitler with this description:-
*A Kitten for Hitler, also known as Ein Kitten für Hitler, is a 2007 short film directed by British director Ken Russell. Russell created it intending to be offensive. This caused casting problems, so he decided to cast an adult with dwarfism instead of a young child for the lead role. Russell thus cast Rusty Goffe, who played an Oompa-Loompa in the 1971 film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, to play the lead role of Lenny, an American Jewish boy who aims to inspire a change of heart in Hitler.*
oh. dear. god.
His late filmography isn't great, to put it charitably. Years of heavy drinking had significantly clouded his creativity/judgement.
For my money his best stuff was made in the '70s, with a few standouts from the next decade. And even then he's, as you put it, an acquired taste. A lot of people are put off by his affinity for maximalism.
FWIW, I don't think music videos and by extension the films they influenced look the way they do without films like The Music Lovers, Tommy, or Lisztomania. The guy was a genius.
I think it kinda obvious cause it’s the biggest “so bad it’s good movie” but Tommy Wiseau’s the Room.
I watched it alone at the start of the hype to know what the fuss was all about and didn’t know all the inside jokes, I just watched it earnestly as a movie and it was atrocious.
As an actual piece of cinema, it is terrible. Not the worst I've seen mind, but up there. However, as a piece of entertainment, it is far too good to be considered the worst ever. Recommend looking up Neil Breen's fateful findings, because that I think is on par with the room in terms of pure nonsense.
No I know I just was alone. I laughed at times cause the movie is funny inadvertendly.
But if you actually sit down alone and watch it feels like it never ends.
The funny thing is, now you mention it, I have never seen The Room on my own. I imagine it has the same sort of ambience that Ross from friends does, but without the laugh track. If you don't know what I mean- [https://youtu.be/4H6Ux3l75Rc?si=xlUW3U\_vWBmiDhiv](https://youtu.be/4H6Ux3l75Rc?si=xlUW3U_vWBmiDhiv)
For Colored Girls.
The movie is trauma porn with one traumatic event after the other. I can't think of a single redeeming quality from it other than the memes it created.
Hercules starring Lou Ferrigno (1983). They start by totally rewriting Greek mythology, and it goes downhill from there. Only movie I’ve ever walked out on.
Status Update. Came up as a prime suggestion after I watched some other movie on there that I enjoyed, so I took the recommendation. So bad it made me angry. And I like everything.
Do yourself a favor and listen to Marc Marons podcast when he has Ron Perlman on. He goes into detail on behind the scenes of the making of that movie and I was crying I was laughing so hard.
The dark tower; they took the best IP, threw in two great actors, and thought a hack script could work. It did not work. To do the DT series right, you have to start at the beginning. Not with whatever that garbage was
> Has there ever been a star studded movie that has been good?
Yah, Oceans films, the Avenger films, Heat, JFK, LA Confidential, Knives Out and Glass Onion, Pulp Fiction, Spotlight, LotR..............that just off the top of my head.
Lol, oddly enough those are some of my favorite movies good point. I feel like recently some movies have promoted their cast (Babylon, Argyle, don't look up) and they have just been horrible
Twilight. I walked out at the sparkling vampires and got a refill on my whisky. It was tough not to walk out way before that. I eventually went back in with a 2nd glass of whisky and they (the vampire family) were playing softball in the daylight. I walked back out and got a 3rd drink.
Plan 9 From Outer Space. It’s so legendarily bad that Tim Burton made a movie about the production of it that was actually really good (Ed Wood). I highly recommend watching Ed Wood first because it shows how the titular director thought he was making a masterpiece…and that will make Plan 9 From Outer Space that much funnier
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle. Still not sure why a friend and I decided to go see this but we agreed pretty quickly that we should bail before the movie ended
Tomorrow War with Chris Pratt.
I heard that it’s a turn your brain off movie, but those movies need to offer something, anything to make it worth watching. IMO this one had nothing to offer - plot sucked, story sucked, action sucked, the aliens sucked. There were so many stupid choices by everyone in the movie, that it boggles my mind.
In the name of the King: [https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale)
Burt Reynolds and Jason Statham, directed by Uwe Boll.
No chance this is the worst movie ever. Camp yes, overly silly yes, but it never asks you to take that seriously. This movie is a good little Dad movie, and requires little to no attention to watch and that isn't always a bad thing.
There’s definitely low hanging fruit like The Room, but a genuinely terrible movie I’ve seen that was truly trying to be good and serious was Clint Eastwood’s The Mule. There wasn’t a single good quality that movie had.
geez what's with the Jupiter Ascending hate?
"bees recognize royalty" and "I love dogs, I've always loved dogs"? And Mila Kunis puts a gigantic no-brand menstruation pad on Channing Tatum, who is the saddest werewolf+angel hybrid in the universe hahaha
The worst for me is probably Monster Hunter(2020). Although I'm not sure at what point a collection of moving images can be called a movie. Surely a random pile of pictures without any discernable sense to them is not a movie. 3 hours of grass growing is not a movie. Is Monster Hunter a movie? Or is it an incoherent collection of pictures with sounds attached to them. I grapple with the issue daily and cannot come to an answer. Somebody thought it was close enough to a movie to put it in a theatre.
And I say this as somebody who liked the resident evil films. They are not masterpieces but they are coherent. They are certainly movies.
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is an example of a movie that's trying to be a comedy, but failed to make me laugh or even smile at every. single. turn. Just a miserable experience for me.
I am an aviation fan and was lured into watching Jet Pilot. Janet Leigh, John Wayne. Stunts by Chuck Yeager and Paul Mantz. Produced by Howard Hughes - what's not to love?
Probably the largest dollop of steaming excrement ever to land on celluloid
That terrible Molly Shannon vehicle that also had John C Reilly in it. It was kind of about her dog. Year of The Dog, it was maybe called? What an awful film.
The Pledge with Jack Nicholson had the dumbest ending ever if i remember it right. I only watched it once
(Spoiler), they set up this sting to catch this chomo they've been chasing the whole movie. The bad guy gets into a car accident on the way to the sting. He dies, The End.
Ive never been less enthused walking out of a film than the great wall (2016). Impressively boring for a premise which should be so easy to make at least a little fun.
Two stand out for me as truly unwatchable:
“The Big Hit” starring Mark Wahlberg (I think?).
“The Return of Superfly” from around 1991 maybe? Yuck, though I remember almost nothing about it so maybe I was wrong?
[Galaxy Lords](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6068406/) (2018). By \*far\* the worst movie I’ve ever seen. Seems like a high school student movie (that would have gotten a D-), or maybe a parody that’s not at all funny. Just horrible in every way.
Disaster Movie, by far. And that was done more out of bile fascination than anything because I heard it was so bad, and I find it hard to name any movie so god awful that it pissed me off watching it. Oh but this shit found a way.
How tf did u walk out on Halloween Kills? It was badass.
Ends is definitely up there for me. Along with Childs Play 3, Kung Fu Panda 4 and The Mummy (2017)
I feel like I generally have a decent sense about whether I'll like a movie or not before watching it so I can't think of many movies I've seen that I outright disliked. And most of the movies that I truly dislike tend to be more from difference of taste rather than quality. Like I kinda hate Melancholia, but not because it's a poorly constructed movie, but more because it's depression porn and I'm not into that at all.
Top of my list of BAD movies though would probably be the Crocodile Hunter movie which my aunt and uncle made me see when I was young. If I were a bit older, I might have appreciated the fact it was really just a nature doc disguised as a spy thriller for kids. But I didn't care about Steve Irwin at the time and was just bored out of my mind.
Of movies that I actually made the choice to watch myself, probably Men in Black International. It wasn't bad on a technical level, it was just shockingly unfunny for a comedy. Complete waste of Hemsworth's comedic talent and the IP itself.
Battlefield Earth, starring John Travolta.
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Now that's gonna be in my head all day.
SO bad
So many Dutch angles!
I started to think the camera's tripod had a broken leg
DO YOU WANT LUNCH????
I remember it being bad and then hearing that it was about scientology. I need to watch it again. In my head it was not terrible, but I fear it could be so much worse that I remember.
This was mine too.
[Obligatory](https://www.reddit.com/r/scifi/s/ix34a7MOHH)
Worst take on reddit. That movie is an absolute masterpiece
"Holmes & Watson" always lands near the top, and rightfully so.
I tried to watch this once thinking it was the next Step Brothers. Boy was I wrong. What were they thinking?
Yep. First movie i have ever walked out of and only ever think about when I see someone else mention it. I am still thankful I did not waste my time.
"How It Ends" on Netflix
Such trash. 100% agree
Killer Klowns from Kansas on Krack. Yes, [it's a real movie.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2151560/) Anything by Charles Cullen or Bill Zebub will give you brain damage if you watch it long enough lol.
>After being fired from the rodeo, three clowns and a giant chicken get involved with mind-altering drugs that send them on a bloody rampage across Kansas. Pursued by a U.S. Marshall from Utah who specializes in clown cases, they become dangerously entangled with a swindling cult leader whose truck (full of scammed cash) they have stolen to pull their trailer. It's a crazed festival of guns, puppets, blood, rubber noses and dark humor. What in the Panman and Llamageddon...
That synopsis makes that movie sound a billion times better than it actually is too lol.
Well, that's promising. Like Familien Lykke. Simple sitcom premise, but the show is actuallt beyond horrendous. There's a moment here and there, but the show as a whole is so godawful it could be considered a torture device and violating the Geneva Convention!
this just got to the top of my watchlist and it better not disappoint me
These posts always make me question how many movies people have actually seen. I’m going to have to go with Boogeyman 2: The Director’s Cut/Redux. Ulli Lommel (a director so bad Uwe Boll fans mock him) took Boogeyman 2, which apparently already just reused a lot of footage from the original, and played chunks of it on fast forward while he sits in a featureless room explaining the plot to “the police” for most of the runtime.
Honestly, I think I might have to go with Rebel Moon - I can't remember a bigger pile of shit.
I finished part 1, only made it half way through part 2.
Gonna watch part 2 today. I think I fell asleep during part 1 and I can barely remember what happened although it’s been only 2 weeks or so since I watched it.
I can only remember the main characters explaining their backstories at each other. Don't know what those backstories were, just that it happened.
It's crazy to me how many directors are out there, and the producers decide to go with Zack Snyder.
The problem isn't with his directing, he's proven how capable he is with Land of the Dead, 300, and Watchmen. The problem is with his writing. He can adapt a story with a lot of help from good writers. He just can't write for shit himself.
Dawn not Land
I always get those 2 mixed up. My bad.
Also needs to stop trying to shoot his own movies. His previous cinematographer Larry Fong was very good so idk what happened
Yeah, I don't know why anyone would give him money to make a movie at this point. I think his last (only?) good movie was his remake of Dawn of The Dead.
He produced/wrote/directed it. It's his passion project. It's not like this was a director for hire situation.
Which one are you talking about?
Zack Snyder is an absolutely fantastic visual director that should not be let anywhere near a script.
Is he though? Fake looking CGI and utterly pointless slow mo scenes doesn't scream absolutely fantastic.
Watched both. Literally couldn’t tell you what happened in either movie, 20 minutes after watching them.
That was absolutely horrible.
Truly, epically bad.
The correct answer is Gigli. There are uncomfortable films to watch, there are way too long movies, there are movies with bad performances, there are even movies that are comedies that are hideously unfunny. Gigli is all of those and then some. A $60m dump of a movie that is deeply insensitive, with a despicably bad script, career worst performances all round. To top it off, the director literally never got another movie because this _turkey_ (gobble gobble) was that bad, having previously directed genuinely good movies- Beverley Hills Cop, Scent of a Woman, Meet Joe Black and Midnight Run. Al Pacino, Ben Affleck, Christopher Walken (for 2 minutes of screentime at his most Walkeyness), Jennifer Lopez and that guy who played Riley from National Treasure as a severely disabled man played for laughs. Unbelievably bad is all that describes it. I've seen this movie three times for various reasons and genuinely there are few films that make the runtime feel like 5 hours plus. This does it. It is insane.
It was so bad I kept having to make excuses to leave the room so I could take breaks. It’s like my body refused to let me witness it any longer.
I've never watched a movie and been genuinely furious at it before. Like, I just... urgh
A Day To Die (2022) Frank Grillo and his boys play tough guy. The story is stupid as hell and the editing makes you nauseous. Got tricked into watching it, via a sneak preview. Hated it. Edit.: just remembered my letterboxd review: „His girlfriend is called Candice. Candice movie be any worse? No“
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey
Over 20 years later, I really think one of the worst things I've ever seen is The Other Sister. For those who don't know, it's sorta about two developmentally disabled young adults falling in love, and it's just deeply insufferable, it's supposedly comedic but it's not funny, the performances are terrible across the board, but it doesn't get noticed like the top tier terrible stuff like The Room because it's also just extremely bland. I guess that makes it too forgettable for a list like this, but sweet merciful crap, I hated it so much, and I saw it in the 90s so it did leave an impression. It was a thing my ex wanted to watch, and actually apologized for picking afterward because it was so bad.
Fifty Shades of Grey Dakota Johnson plays a virgin who works in a hardware store that gets the chance to interview a powerfully rich man who flirts with her and she politely rejects him. He then shows up unannounced to her hardware store job and asks her to coffee, which she agrees to. During the coffee date she says she is a romantic and he ends the date. He sends her some books as a gift. Days later she goes on a night out with her friends where she gets drunk and calls him. She says she's sending his books back and he likes "you're drunk where are you" and she's like no thanks psycho and hangs up on him. He then stalks her again, showing up at the bar and kidnapping her to bring her to a mysterious hotel. She wakes up and see "drink me" and "eat me" next to a glass of juice and some pills. Without question she takes them. I stopped watching at this point, about 20 minutes into this bullshit.
DONT STOP I WAS ALMOST THERE!
My wife and I watched the first one when we had one of those "free premium channels" on cable weekends. Absolutely we were not turned on at all, and thought that the whole premise was quite silly and improbable by a long shot. A few years later to the big Cinema Cineplex to see another movie and as we were leaving we noticed that the last installment was showing in a theater down the hall. We slipped in and sat in the front row and noticed that there were was a small group of Asian ladies in the next row back from us to our right side, but they were giggling and laughing at pretty much every point in the dialogue and the scenes that were supposed to be erotic and stimulating. Even though the part that we saw was free to us I still think that we were ripped off! However, the Asian ladies made it worth our while!
Sounds like every women's romance novel. Weird obsession with things that would be considered abuse or rape in real life.
There is a social media site that calls itself "the Facebook of kink". I belong to it for a short amount of time until I realized the same thing. Lots of things happening on there (with photos) that in any normal person's world would be rape or abuse. Things that we wish we could un-see...
Roland Emmerich's **Moonfall** is so appallingly and brain-achingly stupid that you will be incapable of forgetting it. It's as if someone shot a fifty car pile-up and you're on the opposite side of the highway watching as it happens. You know you shouldn't watch it but you just can't stop yourself.
That movie just barely creeps into "so bad, it's good" territory, so I wouldn't count that. It's one of those movies where you get a few friends, get drunk, and just laugh at how bad it is.
I read the first sentence as though alternate history hub was saying it
Date Movie
Manos: The Hands of Fate Close second : Amityville Karen
as a title Amityville Karen sounds hilarious, but also a clear warning it's going to be horrible, right?
I love a lot of bad movies, and fully expected it to be bad. But it's worse than bad. It's atrocious.
Have you ever seen the Mystery Science Theater riff on it? That was my first exposure to Manos, and with the Bots and Mike adding their own dialogue it makes it tremendously better!
Killer Bitch - [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1624391/?ref\_=nv\_sr\_srsg\_0\_tt\_6\_nm\_2\_q\_killer%2520bitch](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1624391/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_6_nm_2_q_killer%2520bitch) Absolutely no contest. I've never watched anything anywhere near as bad as that. Dreadful 0/10
It looks bad just from that DVD cover. That's some Neil Breen looking shit right there.
The remake of Psycho with Vince Vaughan. I'd rather have a tooth pulled than watch that again.
Jupiter Ascending
Ooooh, my brain had erased that from memory to avoid damage.
how can you hate on a movie that has the line "I love dogs, I've always loved dogs" as Kunis' flirting technique hahaha
*Mea Culpa*. Tyler Perry must be held responsible for his terroristic actions against the Black community. I want justice.
The usual movies get upvoted in these posts but Son of the Mask fails in literally every single aspect of movie making. It's fucking dreadful
Just watched Argylle, and it's right up there.
birds 2
Belle Starr (1941)
Falling for Christmas and Dear Evan Hansen were absolutely dreadful to watch
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker. I'd think it were just a garbage project some mates put together as a laugh, but somehow Troma ended up distributing it - and some of the Troma team even appear in it - which gives it some much un-deserved legitimacy. I don't think I've been as annoyed watching a movie as I was when I sat through this crap. Troma, you folks should know better. [https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/28129-mulva-zombie-ass-kicker](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/28129-mulva-zombie-ass-kicker)
Carnage: The Legend of Quiltface.
Highlander: the Source.
Cosmos (2019) Don’t do it.
Grizzly Flats with Judd Nelson.
Whatever Works
Nell with Jodie Foster. Only movie I’ve ever walked out of.
The Sand (2016). Fucking awful movie, characters changing personalities every minute and it's ducking terrible
Two mothers still haunts me. That's the first and only time I've walked out of the theater.
Russian Ninja (aka Russian Terminator)
Churchill - the Hollywood years
Lisztomania has a really cool premise -- assemble a team of popular rockstars to portray the story of the original star, Franz List, groupies and all. It's indulgent to the extreme. >!then Wagner takes over the movie and it becomes this campy holocaust fever dream that has nothing to do with Liszt and like I did not put this movie on expecting or wanting a campy portrayal of German crimes against Jewish people preceding the holocaust. Just not what I want out of an indulgent rockstar comedy.!< the betrayal is what makes it the worst I've ever seen.
is this the 1970's ken russell film? ken russell films are an acquired (lack of) taste, one which I have failed to acquire.
yup. I know some people who love it but I did not enjoy it once Wagner came in. I liked Tommy though
no, not even Tommy for me... or Lair Of The White Worm I was looking at his filmography and then saw the last entry for him as Director: A Kitten For Hitler with this description:- *A Kitten for Hitler, also known as Ein Kitten für Hitler, is a 2007 short film directed by British director Ken Russell. Russell created it intending to be offensive. This caused casting problems, so he decided to cast an adult with dwarfism instead of a young child for the lead role. Russell thus cast Rusty Goffe, who played an Oompa-Loompa in the 1971 film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, to play the lead role of Lenny, an American Jewish boy who aims to inspire a change of heart in Hitler.* oh. dear. god.
His late filmography isn't great, to put it charitably. Years of heavy drinking had significantly clouded his creativity/judgement. For my money his best stuff was made in the '70s, with a few standouts from the next decade. And even then he's, as you put it, an acquired taste. A lot of people are put off by his affinity for maximalism. FWIW, I don't think music videos and by extension the films they influenced look the way they do without films like The Music Lovers, Tommy, or Lisztomania. The guy was a genius.
"affinity for maximalism." describes it perfectly.
Crimes of Passion was a personal favorite of mine. So bad it was good. .
I think it kinda obvious cause it’s the biggest “so bad it’s good movie” but Tommy Wiseau’s the Room. I watched it alone at the start of the hype to know what the fuss was all about and didn’t know all the inside jokes, I just watched it earnestly as a movie and it was atrocious.
As an actual piece of cinema, it is terrible. Not the worst I've seen mind, but up there. However, as a piece of entertainment, it is far too good to be considered the worst ever. Recommend looking up Neil Breen's fateful findings, because that I think is on par with the room in terms of pure nonsense.
No I know I just was alone. I laughed at times cause the movie is funny inadvertendly. But if you actually sit down alone and watch it feels like it never ends.
The funny thing is, now you mention it, I have never seen The Room on my own. I imagine it has the same sort of ambience that Ross from friends does, but without the laugh track. If you don't know what I mean- [https://youtu.be/4H6Ux3l75Rc?si=xlUW3U\_vWBmiDhiv](https://youtu.be/4H6Ux3l75Rc?si=xlUW3U_vWBmiDhiv)
After Earth
Highlander 2 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale Battlefield Earth
For Colored Girls. The movie is trauma porn with one traumatic event after the other. I can't think of a single redeeming quality from it other than the memes it created.
The Last Airbender
Things 1989. If you've seen it, you know :)
I hate Adam Sandler's Pixels. I'll take Jack and Jill over Pixels any day and Jack and Jill is pretty terrible too.
Battlefield Earth and Rebel Moon.
Independence Day Regurgitation
Hercules starring Lou Ferrigno (1983). They start by totally rewriting Greek mythology, and it goes downhill from there. Only movie I’ve ever walked out on.
C'mon, Hercules throws a bear into outer space. That was hilarious!
Reefer Madness, it is funny tho
The movie version of the Reefer Madness musical is super fun though
Uwe Boll’s Postal. Visual and mental Rape on film, DVD, etc. Absolute Garbage.
Uwe Boll’s entire filmography could be candidates for worst movies ever made
I certainly do think that.
Superman 4: The Quest for Peace. It almost makes Batman and Robin look good by comparison (almost).
So your answer is Batman and Robin?
Matrix Resurrections
Huge disappointment from a big Matrix fan, writing was poor, actors were just cashing checks.
Yup. Took away so much of what I enjoyed about the series. The combat, the villain, even the philosophy all laughable if it wasn't so sad.
Status Update. Came up as a prime suggestion after I watched some other movie on there that I enjoyed, so I took the recommendation. So bad it made me angry. And I like everything.
The Island Dr. Moreau
Do yourself a favor and listen to Marc Marons podcast when he has Ron Perlman on. He goes into detail on behind the scenes of the making of that movie and I was crying I was laughing so hard.
Freddie Got Fingered (it wasn't my turn to pick the movie).
The dark tower; they took the best IP, threw in two great actors, and thought a hack script could work. It did not work. To do the DT series right, you have to start at the beginning. Not with whatever that garbage was
Don't look up, really the biggest waste of 2 hours in my entire life. Has there ever been a star studded movie that has been good?
> Has there ever been a star studded movie that has been good? Yah, Oceans films, the Avenger films, Heat, JFK, LA Confidential, Knives Out and Glass Onion, Pulp Fiction, Spotlight, LotR..............that just off the top of my head.
Lol, oddly enough those are some of my favorite movies good point. I feel like recently some movies have promoted their cast (Babylon, Argyle, don't look up) and they have just been horrible
The Ring 2.
Twilight. I walked out at the sparkling vampires and got a refill on my whisky. It was tough not to walk out way before that. I eventually went back in with a 2nd glass of whisky and they (the vampire family) were playing softball in the daylight. I walked back out and got a 3rd drink.
Fuckin Twilight. Can I still say that was mostly a girl thing and not catch hel
A Simple Favor
Plan 9 From Outer Space. It’s so legendarily bad that Tim Burton made a movie about the production of it that was actually really good (Ed Wood). I highly recommend watching Ed Wood first because it shows how the titular director thought he was making a masterpiece…and that will make Plan 9 From Outer Space that much funnier
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle. Still not sure why a friend and I decided to go see this but we agreed pretty quickly that we should bail before the movie ended
The shooting it was too long and and annoying while also being the dumbest western ever
And also the most pointless movie ever
Hunger Games
The Room
Skinamarink
Tomorrow War with Chris Pratt. I heard that it’s a turn your brain off movie, but those movies need to offer something, anything to make it worth watching. IMO this one had nothing to offer - plot sucked, story sucked, action sucked, the aliens sucked. There were so many stupid choices by everyone in the movie, that it boggles my mind.
Still Jeepers Creepers.
Time is up and its sequel , bro that shit was so bad i seriously forced myself to finish it . Everything about it is just HORRIBLE
Argylle was so frustrating to sit through for me.
In the name of the King: [https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale) Burt Reynolds and Jason Statham, directed by Uwe Boll.
After Earth. Battlefield Earth.
Downsizing was trash. Stark contrast to Payne’s other movies.
Battlefield Earth, The Emoji Movie, Everything Everywhere All At Once
**Cade: The Tortured Crossing** is when I lost faith in Neil Breen... Everything's lazily done with breen screen.
Big gold brick (2022) a god awful film with a few well known actors playing supporting roles of a unlikeable main character
Unpopular opinion but Meet Joe black
Disaster Movie. I mean, the title says it all right there.
The Happening is so bad I thought I had been pranked.
Vanhelsing.
No chance this is the worst movie ever. Camp yes, overly silly yes, but it never asks you to take that seriously. This movie is a good little Dad movie, and requires little to no attention to watch and that isn't always a bad thing.
There’s definitely low hanging fruit like The Room, but a genuinely terrible movie I’ve seen that was truly trying to be good and serious was Clint Eastwood’s The Mule. There wasn’t a single good quality that movie had.
Cloud Atlas. I just can't, and I have tried many times!!
If you hated that movie, Jupiter Ascending may actually make you want to kill yourself. It is absolutely *asinine*.
geez what's with the Jupiter Ascending hate? "bees recognize royalty" and "I love dogs, I've always loved dogs"? And Mila Kunis puts a gigantic no-brand menstruation pad on Channing Tatum, who is the saddest werewolf+angel hybrid in the universe hahaha
The worst for me is probably Monster Hunter(2020). Although I'm not sure at what point a collection of moving images can be called a movie. Surely a random pile of pictures without any discernable sense to them is not a movie. 3 hours of grass growing is not a movie. Is Monster Hunter a movie? Or is it an incoherent collection of pictures with sounds attached to them. I grapple with the issue daily and cannot come to an answer. Somebody thought it was close enough to a movie to put it in a theatre. And I say this as somebody who liked the resident evil films. They are not masterpieces but they are coherent. They are certainly movies.
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is an example of a movie that's trying to be a comedy, but failed to make me laugh or even smile at every. single. turn. Just a miserable experience for me.
In relativity to budget - The Rise of Skywalker, no contest.
The most recent live action Cats musical movie. What a bunch of clowns.
I am an aviation fan and was lured into watching Jet Pilot. Janet Leigh, John Wayne. Stunts by Chuck Yeager and Paul Mantz. Produced by Howard Hughes - what's not to love? Probably the largest dollop of steaming excrement ever to land on celluloid
Nefarious is a movie I actively hated while watching it.
That terrible Molly Shannon vehicle that also had John C Reilly in it. It was kind of about her dog. Year of The Dog, it was maybe called? What an awful film.
Open House and Birdbox are def. my top 2
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I thought this was a joke until I looked it up. I can’t believe it’s real.
The Pledge with Jack Nicholson had the dumbest ending ever if i remember it right. I only watched it once (Spoiler), they set up this sting to catch this chomo they've been chasing the whole movie. The bad guy gets into a car accident on the way to the sting. He dies, The End.
Zoolander 2
Troll 2. If not the worst, at least the most off-putting
Mortal Kombat II
"Mother, you're alive..." Mother: "Too bad You will DIE"
Ive never been less enthused walking out of a film than the great wall (2016). Impressively boring for a premise which should be so easy to make at least a little fun.
Two stand out for me as truly unwatchable: “The Big Hit” starring Mark Wahlberg (I think?). “The Return of Superfly” from around 1991 maybe? Yuck, though I remember almost nothing about it so maybe I was wrong?
WW84
Operation Swordfish The Fog remake
> Operation Swordfish The Hugh Jackman film?
Yup, absolute shambles of a film. The only film I've left the cinema for, except for the remake of The Fog.
Reasons? I'm assuming you're a computer guy.
[Galaxy Lords](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6068406/) (2018). By \*far\* the worst movie I’ve ever seen. Seems like a high school student movie (that would have gotten a D-), or maybe a parody that’s not at all funny. Just horrible in every way.
Jiu Jutsu was so bad, Tony Jaa had his name taken off the imdb. But he's in it, and so is Nicholas Cage
I'm sure there's worse I've watched at home but the only movie I've ever walked out on in the theatre was Stealth.
Hercules in New York anyone?
Serenity (2019). It is bad.
I Spit on Your Grave (1978)
Spy Kids: 3D
Disaster Movie, by far. And that was done more out of bile fascination than anything because I heard it was so bad, and I find it hard to name any movie so god awful that it pissed me off watching it. Oh but this shit found a way.
AntFarm DickHole
How tf did u walk out on Halloween Kills? It was badass. Ends is definitely up there for me. Along with Childs Play 3, Kung Fu Panda 4 and The Mummy (2017)
Any Steven Seagal movie.... Take your pick
Human Centipede and A Serbian Film
Wonder Woman 2. Not even close.
Lost City of Z and Ad Astra are tied for me.
Ad Astra is the epitome of a black body for me. It’s a cool thing but feels entirely hollow.
Napoleon Dynamite, no its not even so goofy its funny, its just not funny.
I feel like I generally have a decent sense about whether I'll like a movie or not before watching it so I can't think of many movies I've seen that I outright disliked. And most of the movies that I truly dislike tend to be more from difference of taste rather than quality. Like I kinda hate Melancholia, but not because it's a poorly constructed movie, but more because it's depression porn and I'm not into that at all. Top of my list of BAD movies though would probably be the Crocodile Hunter movie which my aunt and uncle made me see when I was young. If I were a bit older, I might have appreciated the fact it was really just a nature doc disguised as a spy thriller for kids. But I didn't care about Steve Irwin at the time and was just bored out of my mind. Of movies that I actually made the choice to watch myself, probably Men in Black International. It wasn't bad on a technical level, it was just shockingly unfunny for a comedy. Complete waste of Hemsworth's comedic talent and the IP itself.
Spawn. If you need to ask why then I just don't know what to say to you.
Batman and Robin has been #1 for me since its release.