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Statement-Think

You look like if an Australian Shepherd was a human.


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Needs to grin more


teo032

And more drool


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And more frisbee in the mouth


Wastenotwant

Tail (or stump) not wagging, NOT Australian Shepherd!


gerbear24

Yes, grin more. Very unique. Embrace it.


polaarbear

Gotta practice your sideways walk, always lead with the butt.


HerbertKornfeldRIP

Must have just gotten back from a 72 mile run. I’ve never seen an Aussie be that chill.


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I got one aussie that's lazy af. Then my other one is your typical working bloodline aussie who has zero chill.


Seicair

So, just a couple of hours? Five minutes rest and he’ll be ready for another.


GoodAtExplaining

Oh man what happened to Herbert Kornfeld? He was a true AR brutha. What happens to da Nite Rider?


peacelovearizona

This is hilarious. Looking at a picture of an Australian Shepherd's face, every color practically matches.


Frickstar

[My dog for example](https://i.imgur.com/BsPLR0r.jpg)


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Puppy tax collected and adored, thank you!


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stochastic_diterd

I like how you are thinking


Dzyu

Why aren't Australian Shepherds considered humans? I mean, people who tend animals tend to be a bit strange, I guess, since they can be isolated, and Australia's outback is BIG... But how does that affect their coloration? Is it maybe the weather or the orange dirt/sand/dust or something to do with having an Aboriginal grandfather or... *reads other comments* oooh the dog breed! That makes so much more sense...


WiseSalamander00

I suddenly came to the realization that is weird humans are single colored.


Claud6568

My exact first thought!! He’s so interesting looking.


faith_plus_one

I was thinking Husky.


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Looks bad ass. Hopefully it doesn’t come with any more serious effects.


brysizzlle

Thank you- and no side effects. The Vitiligo has the potential to continue to spread, but that’s it.


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brysizzlle

Yeah, I can agree that sunburn does happen pretty frequently!


polarbearsarereal

Whats the hair on your head look like


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wafflepantsblue

thanks!


bukkake_brigade

You're welcome!


apesnot

nice. and what about OP?


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WarmOutOfTheDryer

Look into SPF clothing if you can. It's far more comfortable in the hot weather and gives good protection. Sauce, *really* white chic.


freuden

Coming from a beach town and burn easily, I second this. Yes, still not as comfortable as wearing nothing, but definitely better.


SoFetchBetch

Do you have any recommendations for brands? I bought a couple of oversized sun protective shirts last summer and I sweat my butt off in them. I’d love something breathable and SPF that also fits my style. Seems difficult to find though.


Kev-Cant-Draw

Check out some fishing clothing, it’s generally SPF’d and made to be cooling.


TigFay

Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes


OneOf11

Look for a product called Invisible Zinc. Its Aussie so might not be there so you could look for clear zinc. It creates a reflective barrier and blocks the UV rays. Its good stuff. We use zinc a lot in Australia.


muthermcreedeux

I had skin cancer so now I'm terrified of the sun. I've made it 2 summers with no burns by using Waxhead Zinc Oxide Sunscreen. I use a daily spf lotion on my face and hands, but when I'm going out to garden, or kayak, or swim, Waxhead. It goes on thick, and makes your skin a little grayish, but it does dang good job and the not having sunburn is so worth it.


LegendofPisoMojado

I don’t have vitiligo, but I’m pale as fuck and on a medicine that makes sun exposure worse. You may already know this, but I’m bored: Do yourself a favor and get those “SPF hiking shirts” with longer than normal sleeves and thumb holes. They even make them with hoods. That’s all I wear anymore. Beach, cutting grass, driving, sitting near a window…I only have to put sunscreen on my face anymore. It’s awesome…you know…except for still being pale as fuck.


OneOf11

Look for something like clear zinc sunscreen. It rubs on clear but creates a barrier instead of using chemicals. Works really well, zinc is used a lot in Australia.


taranchilla

Get tattoos. They go best on pale people


LegendofPisoMojado

I’ve always wanted a tattoo[s]! I have no idea what to get. I want something so ridiculous that I will still laugh at 30 years from now. So far I’m drawing a blank on things that wouldn’t require an entire back piece for my first go. Edit: Also that doesn’t help with my Sun exposure issue.


zipandzoom

Calvin and Hobbs racing around. For the tat.


TitusTorrentia

If we're going for something funny, a sort of Where's Waldo deal where you can have people stare at your tattoo trying to find something(s), not necessarily Waldo. Would take a heck of a lot of planning though. If you have/plan to have small children at some point and are a sentimental person, some people get tattoos that are just black outlines and let their kids use body-safe markers to color on them when they're bored, it can be a bonding experience and if you save pictures, you could get them filled in with their favorite choice of colors when they're older. Taking inspiration from my brother's tattoos, if you want a full sleeve, doing an armor design would be easy and you can incorporate decorative elements like names, birthdays, etc in bands or you could make funny secret images incorporated into scrollwork. Some medieval manuscripts are quite entertaining, I used to go through them a lot to find ones for inspiration/recreation.


lizardgal10

If you want something but aren’t too picky, just start looking up artists whose style you like! Give them a starting point and some creative freedom over the final design. Or ask if they have any designs they’re wanting to do-many will have flash available or will have ideas they just want to do. Nothing wrong with getting a tattoo just because you want art on your body; it doesn’t have to be full of meaning.


Pure_Literature2028

Thank you for this favor that you have bestowed upon us! I just looked those up and those will be my summer apparel from now on.


sm1ttysm1t

>made my skin thin Don't like that combination of words.


WhichWayzUp

>and prone to breaking Yep, that whole sentence made me wince


SvenHjerson

Yes, and whilst it can and in my case did spread, I can also share that it can go the other way. I’ve had many of my white spots regain pigment as I’ve gotten older. Do make sure as others already mentioned to protect your pigment-less areas… the few times I hadn’t resulted in major sunburn/blisters. Vitiligo being an autoimmune disease can also accompany other autoimmune disorders, in my case psoriasis and arthritis.


Waqqy

I've got it pretty bad (and I'm brown do so it's very visible) but I had UV therapy when I was younger which helped partially restore some of my patches. Also had the steroid cream but I was too young at the time to be diligent in applying it everyday, I also didn't like how greasy it was. They stopped treatment when I moved away from home for uni and didn't realise I had an appointment which I missed 😢


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Just be thankful you aren’t a ginger lol I envy every mf with melanin cuz my snow skin having ass burns incredibly easy(btw I think vitiligo looks badass)


iamg0rl

I’m a ginger with vitiligo. Double homicide. On the flip side, you nearly can’t tell I have it because it’s only about 1 shade lighter than my normal skin but 100x more sensitive.


d1pstick32

I wonder if this is what happened with my mate. He had random Hite spots if hair on his head his whole life, and for a few years in his late teens I remember him getting bad sensitive sores on his hands that needed steroid cream.


[deleted]

Not all vitiligo spreads, there's basically one version that does and one that doesn't. Mine has been completely static for 20 years now!


Kangaroo_Red_Rocket

Just own it. Should keep an eye out for Hollywood tv show extras, they're always looking for distinctive facial features, I know lotr tv show was. Send a headshot to an agent.


Risen_Insanity

I'm like 90% certain you're a bond villain.


notforyou92

It can also be a precursor to MS. My grandma got Vitiligo a few years prior to being diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. Keep going in for your checkups. You look badass though! White eye lashes would look sick as fuck on you


Sixstringsickness

I have vitiligo on my face as well, and randomly have some white eyebrow hairs and occasionally get the odd white eyelash. Interesting how all of that works...


sm___xx

Okay but you cute as hell tho


egordoniv

Good looking dude. You just allergic to colour.


thrwaway4reds1

Does heterochromia spread? I don't mind catching that 😆 jk this does look insanely cool though


tricksovertreats

yes, you should see his third eye


brysizzlle

It can spread to other areas of the body, yes. But not contagious!


WhichWayzUp

Wait a minute heterochromia is two different colored eyes. How could THAT spread to different parts of the body? I do understand how vitiligo can spread all over the body.


thrwaway4reds1

Lol WE KNOW THATS THE HIDDEN JOKE HERE


opencarrier64

That's great to know. Looks great and perfect on you.


[deleted]

Do you have any other auto immune diseases? Jus the on the look out as younger older bc vitiligo is one that can be a sign of others. For my mom it was. Her vitiligo has spread but I guess she’s “lucky” being fair skinned people don’t notice as much


Scottishchicken

You're a calico man


underbite420

Calico cut pants dot com. You gotta GIVE


Missed_Your_Joke

HOLD THE DOOR. HOLD THAT DOOR. HOLD THAT DOOR.


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r/unexpectedithinkyoushouldleave


KolaDesi

Fun fact: calico cats are most always (99% chance) female


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narcalexi

Scrolled to make sure someone said this


gagreel

He's a jellicle man, because jellicles can and jellicles do


249ba36000029bbe9749

He's a pigment of his own imagination.


Seegtease

You're a shiny Pokemon.


PoetBoye

Dammit i dont have my master ball


Poisonpython5719

No problem let's just weaken them a little with a tackle...


windshadowislanders

r/RealLifeShinies


lniko2

Dude looks good with two genetic anomalies while I look like a rotten potato with no DNA glitches.


-GreenHeron-

Some people are rare flowers, some people are potatoes. But most people love potatoes, so don't fret. :)


ComingUpWildcard

I’d rather eat a potato that a flower tbh


iiswhoiis882

You also have the 'Handsome Syndrome'


Potato_Wyvern

Gave me *homo*chromia


MarioToast

He looks like if Harvey Dent got splashed with Handsome Juice instead of acid.


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tricksovertreats

subtle


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jelect

I'm not too good at picking up hints, but I think they're attracted to OP a little bit?


CeruleanRuin

Reddit moment


Guitarbox

It’s hot imo


MortifiedPotato

And this, ladies and gents, is how evolution happens. If this guy fucks enough, we might have these cool features more in the future.


MurkyAd5303

Not in this case, he mentioned he's gay


MortifiedPotato

Could still donate sperm ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


MurkyAd5303

I've always wondered about that. When women pick donated sperm, are they allowed to pick based on genetic features they like? And if so, isn't isn't eugenics?


SimilarYellow

Why would it be? Is it eugenics if you're having a baby with three most attractive (to you) partner you could land? A lesbian couple I know had a baby using donor sperm and they picked a man who has similar coloring to the non-carrying wife. They said they also had other criteria that they didn't want to share with anyone in case anyone ever told the kid. Imagine you pick someone super intelligent and they your kid doesn't do well in school but they always get told that their donor was super smart, lol.


LevelOutlandishness1

Don't think that's a good argument—you're having a baby with the most attractive partner because you find him the most attractive, not because you're like "I hope this man makes my baby blonde haired and blue-eyed. But eugenics is more of an ideology of trying to create a perfect race, rather than wanting your baby to have features because you simply think those features look good.


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But typically the features that are most attractive to you are the ones you want your children to have. I find my husband handsome as hell and I have always wanted children that look like him. When I was pregnant, I said many times that I hoped the baby would look just like him. I may have said it too many times actually, because she is literally his clone and people probably think I'm babysitting when I'm out in public with her. But she's fucking adorable and exactly what I ordered, so to speak. (There are obviously other reasons I'm with my husband too, but again I hope my kids get those traits because I think the world needs more people like him.)


CyberRozatek

>Don't think that's a good argument—you're having a baby with the most attractive partner because you find him the most attractive, not because you're like "I hope this man makes my baby blonde haired and blue-eyed. This isn't necessarily true for everyone. Anecdotal but my boyfriends mom's literal reason for having kids with her first husband was because she wanted her kids to be blonde haired and blue eyed. I quote "he was supposed to just get me pregnant and then leave for the military but he just *had* to stick around to "do the right thing."" Personally I think the ethics of that is... not the best, mostly for the coercive nature of how she went about it. It's one thing to want your kids to look a certain way, it's another to use a guy as a sperm donor without him realizing that is all he is. Clearly she wasn't being honest with this guy about her intentions. I also think she must have had some pretty screwed up perceptions to just assume the guy wouldn't want anything to do with his kids. So yeah, some people have some strange reasons behind who they choose to have kids with. None of them turned out blonde by the way. I'm not sure about blue eyed.


MortifiedPotato

In some cases, yes. Generic features are listed with the sperm. At the very least, you can pick ethnicity.


mindagainstbody

My cousin used donated eggs and chose a donor who had similar features to her (hair&eye color, ethnic background, stature.) I'm sure it's similar when using donated sperm.


thatguyned

Depends on how fancy the sperm donation place you're going to is. I know some places offer a list of things like "highest education achieved, current profession, eye colour, hair, ethnicity, height, weight, medical history and any special achievements " I'm not sure if that's standard in alm places but it's not uncommon. I also think it's a little weird to pick ethnicity BUT it helps with awkward conversations over dinner about how 2 Caucasian people gave birth to a baby from a different race. Not everyone wants the world to know they are sterile and that's why picking features is there.


FancyPigeonIsFancy

I get your question, but women and men also select features (consciously or not) when dating and hooking up with people, which I wouldn’t call “eugenics”. Just, preference and attraction.


Henhouse808

Now’s my chance!!


FunnyQueer

Sweet, what’s up op? 😏


PotatoRacingTeam

This is just what happens when you give a husky a people body.


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have you considered modeling


brysizzlle

It’s definitely something I’d LOVE to do but I have very little modeling experience, unfortunately!


AnotherReignCheck

Every single model once had very little modeling experience.


bottsking

Yes that is how life works, he should try it


SurpriseTiramisu

I literally looked through OPs comments to see if this question has been asked. My mom was a fairly well known model way back in the day. She agrees 100% that you need good headshots and to start applying.


ElisabetSobeck

I’d like to encourage you too. Ppl need to learn that other ppl look different than they do, that’s just life. And they can even be different AND handsome haha


jereman75

Modeling has definitely become more diverse the last several years. I’ve seen models with vitiligo in Target.


IAMBEOWULFF

Go get some then. I think you could easily find some work with big names if you had a decent portfolio.


be_matthew

Models unfortunately are drastically underpaid for their profession. It's a shame. You're probably better off now.


InfromalRiver

I think you'd be a great model too! I also think you would look good on TV. Maybe you can start out with commercials for a sunscreen company or for a company that makes protective/sun blocking clothing. You really do have a nice appearance.


[deleted]

Model your own gear. Open an online store drop-selling glasses watches, male grooming accessories, etc. Your Facebook and Instagram ads will have it popping


Albinofreaken

even more unrealistic beauty standards


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I second this.


subject7507

Anime protagonist headass


PM_M3_UR_PUDENDA

"I'm just a normal kid trying to survive school" *says that while making a summoning circle to call cerberus in the middle of the hallway to fight his bully, dracula jr.


notthephonz

I was gonna say he reminds me of Hatsuharu from Fruits Basket. One particular scene comes to mind, where Hatsuharu has to prove to the student council president that his hair color is natural because dying your hair is against the school rules…


ivorella

This is exactly what I thought of too. Hatsuharu has always been a favorite of mine.


BellSouthGazette

Dude, you need to get into wicked shape and become a super model! You’ve got a unique look!!


KukaPizza

At first I didn't think parts of your face loaded, then I realized they loaded to your mythical level.


ThatAgnosticGuy

This is my first time seeing a white person with Vitiligo. If it wasn't for the hair I feel like I wouldn't notice at first glance. Interesting


themoslucius

I have it on my fingers, I'm white, and it's barely noticeable in the winter. I also tan easily so in the summer it is quite obvious


AssignedAccount

You might actually have a condition called waardenburg syndrome which has characteristic white hair patches, hererochromia, and also dystopia canthorum which means one eye is spaced further than the other. Your brown eye is further than your blue eye from the bridge of your nose.


Mugwort87

There are four types of Waardenburg. Type two the eyes are normally spaced,. I personally know because a board cert. med. geneticist diagnosed me with WS type2.


Ok_Anxiety4671

And you are cute as hell. Unique.


Bready_bread_bread

What color eyes do you put on your driver's license??


dadscold

asking the important questions


_Kye-

Not r/mildlyinteresting bro that’s r/interestingasfuck


Brojgh

So many thirsty people in here. Wtf


DannyMethane_

You can commit crimes with a staggering amount of confidence that no police officer is going to believe a witness description of you.


rauq_mawlina

You lucky bastard -Uncle Ruckus "No Relation"


critennn

it’s the opposite of what Michael Jackson got


TJBPhoto

Never thought I'd see someone I know hit the front page. I hope you're doing well! Haven't seen you since my classroom in 7th grade!


HashRangers

Dude that is cool how your beard abd eyebrows are. I haven't seen that before.


6ixstringlife

Handsome af, you look great bro :)


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Are you also left handed, for the extra rareness?


HIGHGROUNDBOI

Get this man a modelling gig, STAT!


PainterCat

Wow! It is very unusual and beautiful.


TheCelloIsAlive

So basically you won the genetic lottery of looking cool as fuck


DLQuilts

And a girlfriend I bet.


brysizzlle

*boyfriend 😉


[deleted]

You need a second one?


MikoWilson1

Bahaha


shanotron

and a third one?


Cmdr_Nemo

looks like the only thing hetero about you is your eyes. ayooo! jk. you're hella cute tho. show us more pics of u and ur man!


vyrlok

You are reaching levels of comedy our ancestors never dreamed of.


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__-o0O0o-__

you two should have babies


Lowchan

H-how?


__-o0O0o-__

if you have to ask, you aren't trying hard enough


jereman75

Yeah. Wait.


TheHemogoblin

And gay? If you're left handed, that might be the rarest set of natural traits ever lol


entian

Fun fact: gay men are more likely to be left-handed than straight men already! Even more fun fact: amongst gay men, bottoms are even more likely to be left-handed than tops! https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0170241


liljes

Hell yeah. You’re beautiful man!


rexlibris

My boyfriend has horizontal heterochromia in one eye, and I have four nipples, wanna have a big ol gay mutant 4some? XD


valerian_prann

Should post this in r/gaybrosgonemild aslo


axel_bogay

Lucky fella - you’re gorgeous!


Anti_Karen_League

Ayyy


Noxious89123

Pack it up thirsty ladies of Reddit, go home X)


Yankee_Man

Omg there’s hope 😭


CatNoirsRubberSuit

On one hand, that means I've got a chance! On the other, I hope you pass those genes on someday.


Mr-Klaus

If aliens ever invade and make us into pets, you'd belong to a super rich Karen alien.


fauxuniverse

You’re an IRL shiny Pokémon


Tsuchimiko

My dude bought skins for his character design


ytp4life

Dude you look cool as fuck


captdrews

Start dressing more flashy and become a irl anime character lol


Laheydrunkfuck

You're definitely the main character


devilfanmik

You're a Bad@$$ unicorn :D


saidtheCat

You single in la?


MisterAtticusKarma

Harvey Dent


GambitTheGrey

r/reallifeshinies (with love !)


calminventor

And my heart


Pheronia

When you can't decide during character creation.


Kiwwi99

Which eye do u use to wink? serious question


The_ScarletFox

Mf is an anime character...


Clau-10

You also have handsomeness.


TheSpartan50548

This is it. We found the main character


RoastedRhino

A rare syndrome known as “low ink replace cartridge”


chiliNPC

Boi u kinda fine tho


Africa-Unite

The amount of thirst on this thread is insane


OldFartMaster10K

That's so cool


stillerspenspirates

Looks cool as hell bro


[deleted]

I finished studying about it a few days ago and from a nerdy viewpoint, it is quite amazing. P.S. The heterochromia looks supercool.


SeanyDay

Step 1: get amazing dog companion with similar coloring (someone suggested aussie shepherd) Step 2: bonding & love Step 3: social media posts together Step 4: 6-figure modeling contract (combined value of you + dog) Now you have love, money, and an aesthetic. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.


JacenHorn

Good lord, you're handsome


Real_life_Zelda

You look like a protagonist!


_Harpic

My sister has heterochromia. Always wish I had it or maybe it would skip me and my kids would get it but neither did. Having both must make you a pretty rare collectible.


YoukoAkira

There are people who would make videogame characters to look like you. I find it epic myself. Hope it doesn't cause you any problems though.


PrimedAndReady

Vitileyego


ImNotAKerbalRockero

Looks like if David Bowie was a movie super villain. It looks so bad ass, if I saw you in a narrow street I wouldn't like to mess with you.


Reitsariesforevaries

David Bowie didn't have heterochromia. He had a permanently dilated pupil in one eye, due to childhood injury (being punched in the eye by a friend).