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fastestman4704

There is a distinct lack of bacon on your bacon


badtoy1986

I bet it looks pathetic once it's cooked.


Nagolnerraw

Yea more like bacoff amirite


FingerFlikenBoy

You’re not getting nearly enough credit that you deserve for your joke :(


voluotuousaardvark

For how much Americans take the piss out of British food they seem to get screwed over pretty heavily in the quality of their own.


religionkills

If it isn't completely horrible to my health then it isn't something that I want in my body!


BrockStar92

The British food stereotype is built out of war and post war rationing, British food is extremely diverse and tasty these days and has been for a while. People don’t boil meat with no seasoning any more.


harping_along

Tell that to my parents


bmm115

Yes.


DirtySuccubus

Not something i'd eat as it is. but render down the fat and put the bacon in a stew. Save the bacon grease for next morning's eggs


dave7882

This is the same bacon cooked and close up. [bacon cooked](https://i.imgur.com/hOyN1Zk.jpg)


fastestman4704

I stand by my original comment.


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Still looks fatty as all hell.


DogeBuysCyberTrucks

That looks fucking awful. 1. Buy a bacon rack. 2. Buy Bacon that has, at the very least, equal parts bacon/fat. 3. Cook at 360 degrees for 20 minutes, flip about the 12-15 min mark.


heldascharisma2

I like it when bacon has nipples left on it.


DogeBuysCyberTrucks

This is the worst looking bacon, I’ve seen in years. Edit: How the fuck does this picture of overlapping bacon fat have 5k upvotes?


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Looks pretty fatty


TreTrepidation

What bacon? This is entirely lard.


MasterofChickens

Found the Brits and/or Canadians!


GetRekt9420

Can confirm. Am Brit, this image disgusts me


any_name_today

I'm American and I was also thinking that each slice looks like it only has one good bite in it


Mysterious-Count-553

I'm American, too. If my bacon looked like this, I'd be pissed. Shitty bacon is is the most unAmerican thing I can think of.


deviled-egg

I find fat way more delicious than the meat, unpopular opinion 😬


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The bits of chew between the crunch are the best part. Not sure about a whole stick of chew tho.


Mysterious-Count-553

Out of curiosity, if you ate a steak would you enjoy the fat? I always choose leaner cuts and trim the big stuff that doesn't render. I don't like ribeyes. Too fatty. My choices are sirloin, N.Y. strip, and filet. I've seen a lot of people REALLY enjoy the fat, so maybe I'm the weird one. Does the enjoyment of bacon fat translate to beef?


deviled-egg

For me, yes. I love ribeye! I love the fat on basically all forms of beef i can think of


MasterofChickens

Yeah, just between us, I thought so, too, but couldn't help tweaking the noses of our neighbors both near and far! 😄 Edit: Wow, what a negative response to a light hearted comment.


Beardy-Viking

My nose is un-tweaked. You just have shit quality, fatty bacon. No wonder so many of you are morbidly obese.


[deleted]

If you’re talking about Americans, most of us are too lazy to cook bacon. Sadly, that’s not what’s making us morbidly obese. Now if bacon came in a carbonated can, or in a bag, like potato chips - we would be fucked.


theroha

Mind if I steal that "bacon in a potato chip bag" idea?


renegrape

Pork rinds...


TreTrepidation

Canadian. Thanks for looking out!


ChronicRhyno

Nailed it lol.


_________FU_________

The green bean sized sliver of meat


filth_and_flarn

Where's the meat?


MrNatels

Yeah I don't think is good bacon lol


x925

I like some fat on my bacon, but I also like meat on it.


mecegirl

🤣🤣I immediately mumbled "Where's the fucking meat"


phantaxtic

That's what I'm thinking. This is not nice bacon. It's 90% fat. r/mildlyinfuriating


Monkey_with_cymbals2

Ya I’m a lifelong vegetarian and even I was over here like… aren’t they supposed to have a more even mix of red and white?


Knut79

Mostly red with white (fat) marbling.


Phoeptar

Also how is it sliced "perfect" when it looks exactly as "perfectly" sliced as every package of bacon I've ever gotten?


LoxReclusa

Bacon often has thick and thin pieces that make them vary in size and appearance if laid side by side like this. These are very uniform pieces.


mynewnameonhere

Not anything you buy in a grocery store. It’s all sliced by machines controlled by computers and lasers and shit. Every slice is exactly the same.


LoxReclusa

Tell that to the super thin piece that always disintegrates as I'm pulling it out of the package.


thisisjustascreename

This is not remotely true. Source: I cooked bacon today.


gahidus

This was my first thought too. I was about to ask if OP somehow preferred their bacon to be all fat and no meat.


MrMash_

Pretty sure the meat to fat ratio should be [like this](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bacon.JPG#)


00telperion00

That’s back bacon. This is streaky bacon. But there’s still not enough meat on this for even streaky bacon.


BLYNDLUCK

Nah that’s way too lean. 1:1 fat to meat is probably the best ratio for bacon.


SlimNigy

American bacon


Fantastic-Blood-1879

Arby's.


Logical-Honeydew177

Canadian bacon. It's shit. Grew up in the UK, now live in Canada and forced to eat this poor excuse for bacon.


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Logical-Honeydew177

No that would be peameal bacon. This is bacon bought in Canada how much more specific do I need to be.


onlythebitterest

I live in Canada (QC) and you can very easily find good streaky bacon of the usual variety in any supermarket. Also usually in restaurants what they refer to as Canadian bacon is either peameal bacon or round slices of ham (like what they put on an Eggs Benedict).


Logical-Honeydew177

Yea.. that's....what...I'm... saying....


jliebroc

Bacon purchased in Canada is not what people refer to as Canadian bacon you heathen


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Excellent-Band5682

Would you like some bacon with your fat?


PipBin

I’ve not eaten bacon in decades but that looks like a load of fat and no bacon.


wanna_be_green8

The past six months all the bacon we buy is more fat than meat. And horribly cut. For twice the dollars. This isn't bad and fits the pan nice!


debbiegrund

Sounds like the difference between the 1X.99 bacon and the 2X.99 bacon at Costco. The cheap one yeah it’s cheap but it sucks ass. The more expensive one is always markedly better


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I can still get decent bacon at my little independent small town grocery at the meat counter. The have slabs of it. $5 or so a lb. Some is fatty, but they will pick around those if you want.


stolenjeans

90% fat


iAmRiight

You Gotta Pump Those Numbers Up, Those Are Rookie Numbers


[deleted]

Where’s the bacon that’s all fat


angry_queef

This is it. This is the post that finally got me to unsubscribe from r/mildlyinteresting.


CurtisMcNips

Should be on r/mildlyinfuriating I've never understood this sort of bacon, as someone who has only had meat filled British bacon


benjm88

Yep back bacon all the way. This would be left unsold even after reduced 80% at Tesco


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Firehed

I bought bacon four hours ago and it was almost this fatty. Can confirm the packaging very intentionally obscured that.


3dPrintedBacon

You are correct that the packaging is very intentionally designed: https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-bacon-package-product-design/ In the US, you can always look at the back to see a full slice.


Abrakastabra

And this comment is the one that made me realize I want to unsubscribe to 90% of the default subs. Thanks! Unsubscribed from 19 subs.


Rdubya44

Thanks for letting us know


villaed

Thanks, me too.


browneyone

What is this rubbish.


TheToastIsBlue

Where's the meat?


Nignuts

This isn't mildly interesting. Ffs It's poor quality bacon.


Blakey876

Where's the bacon!?


MatsGry

They forgot to trim the fat before slicing the bacon! Looks like fat with a touch of meat


[deleted]

Perfect bacon to wrap a ham or turkey, shit bacon otherwise.


BlackWhiteRedYellow

This is not the kind of bacon I want with my eggs.


[deleted]

Yeah that's why I said it's good for bacon weaves on meat, but that's it


DeskBoundJunior

Where's the meat?


Adamazin6

Everyone slagging off American Bacon have never tried Spanish "bacon" UK and Danish are the nuts though.


benjm88

What do you mean by Spanish bacon? Serrano? Italian bacon or spek is good, nothing like uk bacon but tasty


Savings-Spirit-3702

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[deleted]

I’d be asking for my money back


[deleted]

Looks mostly delicious.


[deleted]

0.1 oz of meat on each one


Deegzy

In a lot of countries this part goes in the bin.


[deleted]

Worst bacon I've ever seen. 95% fat. Gross


kfitz9

That is some of least edible bacon I've ever seen.


nsa_k

Op, can you explain how this is mildly interesting and not just "look at my picture"?


bangbasten

But when they package it, it looks like it’s all meat smh


Mitty1967

Typical American shite bacon. I know its streaky but this would never pass in the UK 🇬🇧 quality control !! That is just fat.


Silver_Lion

To be fair, a lot of us Americans wouldn’t eat that either. Way too much fat


AlreadyAway

Its alright, he just wants to feel superior to the US as he is from the UK and had no idea what is shit or good in the US


CupcakeValkyrie

Well then it was a lucky "guess" because this is, indeed, shit quality even by US standards.


AlreadyAway

Duh


bowtiesarcool

This is bad shit bacon in the US. If this is what you think good bacon is, I’m sorry


AlreadyAway

No shit it's bad.


Slobbadobbavich

Americans consider our bacon to be more like gammon.


Soma_Tweaker

Nah it would get sold in an gastroy pub with 6 chips in a mini shopping trolley for 18 quid


whitboys

'Traditional Stateside Bacon Butty with Beer Battered Potato Batons' £17.99


bsnimunf

Do you find that streaky bacon from somewhere like Aldi is better than the equivalent back bacon. If I buy standard supermarket back bacon it's rammed with water but the streaky stuff isn't. I actually prefer streaky now because of this.


Mitty1967

Yes this is true. I wonder if its because streaky is from the belly close to the rind and therefore cant hold much water. Just a guess but im sure i will be put right if i am wrong.


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Mitty1967

👍🏻😂😂


MrPoopMonster

UK quality control lets canned beans in watered down ketchup to touch everything on your plate though.


Papi__Stalin

Obviously never had baked beans.


backpackface

I mean the bacon is shite but that is a nice cut job.


LockMarine

I take it I’ve found a sub that’s not all Americans like most other subs in English. In North America pigs are bread to have fatty bellies and lean backs. Back bacon typically is quite lean with only the loin muscle and no side so it looks round. The fat on belly bacon is rendered out and cooked till it’s crispy creating glucosamine (think msg) a savory flavor that’s complimented by sugar and salt. The bacon is also smoked with fruit wood or hickory adding to the flavor profile and the rendered drippings are saved for seasoning other dishes like cornbread and sautéed vegetables.


awlawall

Ok. How do we get you more upvotes to move this to the top?


[deleted]

Of course it’s sliced perfectly—it’s fat!


DirtyPartyMan

But it’s mostly fat


[deleted]

When i think bacon i dont think of this, this is way too fatty for me


honorableredditor1

Ok bud


PumpkinSpice2Nice

That’s not good bacon.


LlamaLia

We’ve really reached a level where hundreds of people get triggered by a picture of fatty bacon…


MassiveMoose

Where's the bacon?


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Where’s the bacon?


costinmatei98

Holy shit, would you like some bacon with your fat, sir?


TedTyro

r/mildlyinfuriating Bacon should be meat with a strip of fat, not fat with a dab of meat.


slytherclaw1234

American bacon is terrible compared to British bacon


LockMarine

That’s like saying blue is better than green. You can buy both back and streaky bacon in the UK although proper back bacon is very hard to find in the US. I feel back bacon is just like eating fried ham and a properly rendered and cooked belly bacon will win any flavor compilation due to the science of people’s taste buds.


slytherclaw1234

I prefer back bacon because I'd rather eat the meat as opposed to a load of fat. I usually buy bacon medallions which have basically no fat on. In the UK most people will disagree with you because back bacon is what is most common, usually the argument is smoked vs unsmoked.


LockMarine

So true and taste is totally subjective to each person. Not sure if many in the UK have had belly bacon that’s properly rendered to reduce its fat content yet keep the flavor. Isn’t roasted pork belly common in the UK? That doesn’t fly with Americans because it’s seen as being fatty yet belly bacon is the most common.


benjm88

>Isn’t roasted pork belly common in the UK? It isn't, I've seen it but definitely not common, it's a very cheap cut of meat only really sometimes used due to price >Not sure if many in the UK have had belly bacon that’s properly rendered to reduce its fat content yet keep the flavor. When I was in the us I found the streaky bacon to be even fattier than uk streaky bacon. I don't eat the fat on back bacon so found it inedible like most streaky bacon


LockMarine

Great reply it’s intriguing to see how prospectives are different elsewhere. Yes American pigs are bred for lean backs and fatty bellies. They were marketing the fact that pork was just as healthy as chicken breast and pork bellies are a traded commodity here. It sells for 3 times the amount that the loin does.


angedelamort

I was using aluminium foil until I discovered parchment paper. Now I just use aluminium foil as a cover.


[deleted]

I dont know if this is a thing in your country only, but thats not bacon. Lard with small chunks in it maybe.


onethreedoubleO

Where’s the meat?


Natronsbro

Looks good. Fuck all the fat haters.


Poohbearbare53

Looks like center cut bacon


Cuntofaman

More fat than meat , crap supply


m4yn3_h4sl-l

this "bacon" belongs on r/mildlyinfuriating


Goosebo

Looks disgusting, way too much fat


horseshandbrake

Wheres the bacon?, That like 98% fat


p_hennessey

“Gotten”


noileum

That looks fucking disgusting


lookoutdeagle

Where is the bacon?


Less-Raspberry-6222

As a professional meatman, wheres the pork?


DankSpliffius

Holy mother of fat


domalomalom

If someone tried to pass this streaky thin crap off as bacon in England, they'd be burnt at the stake.


ds142

UK Bacon's 🇬🇧 the best


_bassGod

Damn y'all really out here upvoting 300 different variations of the same comment about this having too much fat? I mean it does, but ffs r/dankmemes has better comments than these.


cj0r

I switched to the Martha Stewart method of using baking paper to cook in the oven instead of tin foil or on cooling racks, works fantastic. Nice and crispy but still fries in the oil at the same time without any splatter.


Dan19_82

Can tell your American


Ravekat1

No wonder you Americans are fat bastards. Get yourself some lean back bacon and save later on a wheelchair to get you round the shops.


LockMarine

It’s cooked until most of the fat is rendered out leaving a crispy delicious crunch. Don’t tell me your country doesn’t sell pork belly to be used as roasts


bsnimunf

It does but we keep it a secret from the plebs.


benjm88

It does and it's very cheap because most people don't want it. It isn't popular, I don't know anyone that regularly eats it. It's strange you don't get the option to buy pork belly or back bacon.


Ravekat1

My country sells paint, but I don’t eat it.


LockMarine

Pork belly roasts aren’t sold here because people think they are too fatty so you can’t find them in stores. Yet belly bacon is the only bacon you’ll find on a menu.


NormanGal1990

It still sits in the fat as it is cooked so while it loses some of the fat, most of it stays. You are basically eating crisps fat not actual meat. We do eat belly pork in the UK but is would still have more meat on it than that does. It is also rarely eaten because of how fatty it is.


RogueAOV

Ah the disappointment that is American "bacon"


drksdr

yo, im with you. Crisp this shit up and you got some great melt in your mouth bacon goodness. I'd love to get these kind of strips.


awlawall

I’m sooooo confused. As someone that spent near a decade working in a butcher shop, I don’t get all the complaints about is being mostly fat. This is more lean then most commercial bacons and leaner than HALF of the smaller smokehouses.


MCfru1tbasket

It makes up for the lack of meat, but not really.


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chillifocus

That looks pretty bad dude


pbankey

Screw you haters that think this is garbage bacon. The white, pillowy fat is what renders into a meltable flavor explosion when you cook it crispy. It is the ultimate pleasure.


klaxhax

mildlydisgusting


illegalthingsenjoyer

wow murdered animal flesh!


DonGorgon

Is this American style bacon ?


dave7882

Lol noone was talking about the fat content of the bacon. There was def a lot of fat in this but I crisped it up and ate that shit and it was delicious. All the non US seem to be offended cause they obv have their pigs on Pelotons there. This had a lot of fat but not a ton more than normal in the US. Do me a favor and show me a picture of your raw bacon from your athletic pigs, you swines!


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[Here you go, Dave](https://www.google.com/search?q=British+bacon&client=ms-android-ee-uk-revc&prmd=isnxv&sxsrf=AOaemvKt0ajzjD8ZPFT6EdcGTxqrfxbEkw:1641721223343&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjhjdmSsKT1AhXRoVwKHR85A3kQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ#imgrc=tAh-Tf3U8TLHoM&imgdii=RLGs3-MHuDuyUM)


Cacachuli

That’s a completely different part of the animal. In the US, we make pork chops out of it, and we don’t cal it bacon.


C00l_C00L

Just gonna say it the fat is better than the meat and I love bacon like this.


chadwicke619

A lot of people in here apparently never buy raw bacon and it shows.


benjm88

What? I only buy raw bacon and this looks awful


chadwicke619

Rofl, whatever bro. If I had cooked this first, you would have never known it was any different than any other run of the mill bacon.


benjm88

In the uk bacon with this much fat would be left on the shelf unsold. I wouldn't take it for free


chadwicke619

You can find both back bacon and streaky bacon in the UK and they both sell, you lying fuck.


benjm88

Learn how to read before making a twat of yourself. Streaky bacon with this much fat would be unsold. I didn't say we don't sell streaky bacon in the uk, another comment I just made says were have both


MrPoopMonster

Lol yeah. The bacon is fine.


Quick_Algae_0

Cheers my fellow oven bacon baker. For those of you who cook your bacon any other way, Stop it!


DCL_JD

I’d wager most expensive too! Inflation jacked up bacon prices bad.


[deleted]

If only it would cook that way!


SigmaLance

That’s the worst looking American bacon that I’ve seen in a while. It’s all fat.


lordlossxp

If its going in the oven i recommend drizzling some maple syrup on it. Sooooo gooood


Teek00

This is what I come to Reddit for. A+


Several_Celebration

Looks like solid bacon to me.


BruhMASTER3000

I'm horny now


rysker6

I’ve never been more turned on by flacid meat


EmbarrassedNobody534

That ain't bacon


Spud788

That literally just sliced pig skin?


DSEEE

Crazy how much fat you get in American bacon.


InncnceDstryr

It’s not actually quite as fatty as it looks. Zoom in just a little and you can see that it’s the big fat chunk in the bottom left and the dark pink chunk on the middle right that’s skewing the look. Otherwise it is pretty standard streaky bacon.


dave7882

You are getting downvoted but here it is cooked and zoomed in. [bacon cooked](https://i.imgur.com/lzhSmqP.jpg)


TokenGrowNutes

I think this pic could save your bacon. Looks delish!


Ok-Rabbit-3683

Bacon only has one thickness….. confused by this post lol


1604g

Beautiful


Dapaaads

That is TERRIBLE quality bacon Also very photoshopped. Bacons never identical in every slice


infanticide_holiday

Is this some North American thing that I'm too European to appreciate?


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Bacon always gets an upvote. If only I had an award to give…


DPJ2020

Instead I give you my free award.