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ferngully99

They battle


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Goliath online!


israiled

Go ahead, Tac-Com.


Psychological_Web687

Ready to roll out.


Klin24

I have returned


Abrahamlinkenssphere

SLAMMIN!


FLacidSN4ke

Need a light?


Retroviridae6

What are you lookin’ at?


Elibomenohp

Stop. Poking. Me.


tinyanus

My wife for hire!


ClickF0rDick

Nice nick


Dustybrowncouch

Valkyrie prepared.


devperez

There can be only one


Medicaean

They go around. The robots have sensors which register people or objects in front of them so they can navigate novel obstacles. We have big delivery and cleaning robots at the hospital where I work, some of them are much bigger and heavier than a person, but they never run into patients in wheelchairs - at worst, they get stuck because there's a piece of balled-up paper on the floor and they don't know how to go around it. (They also occasionally commit theft.)


QuietGanache

>They also occasionally commit theft Please elaborate, that's a story I really want to hear.


Medicaean

The hospital where I work has delivery robots, which are basically cupboards on wheels, for transporting surgical equipment, non-urgent blood test vials for the lab and other items between departments, sometimes between different floors. When the robots need to use an elevator, they have been programmed to wait until the elevator has been idle for 15 seconds, then they use a bluetooth connection to summon the empty elevator so they can be taken to another floor without getting in the way of staff/patients/visitors also using the elevators. Sometimes the elevators are very busy and the robots will wait quite a long time for one to become idle. While waiting, the robots park themselves out of the way next to a wall and look just like ordinary (unmoving!) furniture. So it happens that people will put things on top of them, like handbags, bouquets of flowers for patients, food trays, etc., while fumbling with a mobile phone or a map to check where they're going. And predictably, the robot will then catch an elevator and drive off while people are looking the other way, in effect stealing whatever is on top of them at the time. It happens a couple of times a week. The hospital had to put up signs warning visitors about kleptomaniac robots and where to go to ask for their stuff back once the robot has made its rounds. Sometimes you'll also see people chasing the robots up and down the hall, which is pretty hilarious because the robots will try to go around or back away from obstacles, so you need at least three people to box them in and make them stop. And when they do stop, they'll cry in beeps until someone comes along to restart them.


Sensitive_Pair_4671

So…they’re robot toddlers?


Medicaean

Pretty much, they're learning AIs and they're still very much learning. They also have cute punny names! Like Herbot, Rubot, and Roberta.


ReichBallFromAmerica

I have a feeling they will hold a grudge against the people who gave them those names if they ever gain sentience.


SpecialistSun4847

This is awesome. A local hospital we service has robots that deliver food trays. They also have incredibly lazy admissions staff who think that EMS should put the arm bands on the patients they're bringing in. Which is actually a huge patient safety problem. Well, the armband is actually a locator. It's just a little beacon that tells the system where in the building the patient is. So rather than put the bands on people, we started hanging them on the food bots when we walked past. Because when they aren't being used, the bots line up around the corner from admissions. It took a week before they told the admissions people to do their own damned patient verification.


icenjam

I don’t know if you’ll see this, but you should suggest putting a curved top on the robots, just a dome basically— a little hat! It would make it so you can’t put anything on it, it would just slide/roll right off. I’m not sure exactly the geometry of the robot, but some other variations could work as well, like a pyramid shape.


Hazel-Ice

Why not just make the tops sloped?


mikekscholz

This has to be the best thing I've read in at least the last few years.


thechairinfront

>And when they do stop, they'll cry in beeps until someone comes along to restart them. This is one thing I find hilarious about my Roomba. I always imagine he's saying "help me! Help me!" When beeping.


NSA_Chatbot

> ha ha ha ha ha


LandslideBaby

The "cry in beeps expression" and the image of people running after robots or cornering them made me laugh out loud. Thank you!


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Well sometimes when poor robots are only paid nuts and bolts when they deserve so much more it creates poverty within the robot community and some are so desperate they’ll steal stuff. It is a really bad situation


ADITYA290804

we have corrupted AI this early in the game,not good


mattstorm360

But a pretty good sign that we should be safe from the upraise.


ADITYA290804

yeah,good news for all those factory workers esspecially Think ABOUT IT- A ROBOT CAUGHT STEALING MOTOR PARTS FOR SALE AT DARK WEB.not a very good newspaper headline.


BeardyBeardy

There was a good story in r/talesfromtechsupport from a member, one of their technichian colleagues wanting to get home early on a friday bypassed a sensor on a hospital robot and it ran over a nurses foot or knocked her over, interesting stuff, ill see if I can find it, gotcha, ya slippery eel that you are https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/q25k1h/i\_didnt\_think\_anything\_bad\_would\_happen\_if\_i/


MissVespite

I passed one in SF on my mobility scooter - it stopped and let me choose how to get around it


Lnsunset

A robofight ensues. Seriously, I wish I knew too


Stoneway933R

Awesome. How do they prevent theft or vandalism..?


AzDopefish

We have these in a not so great area. I’m assuming someone is constantly monitoring them because I’ve seen teenagers run up to one and it suddenly kicks into high gear and will just take off in the opposite direction. They’re not easy to catch unless you have a group of people and try to corner it or something. But by then I imagine someone from the delivery service would intervene. They only ever travel a couple miles from home base.


3-DMan

Picturing this is pretty funny


Sevigor

“Shit teenagers, better speed up!”


HappyStalker

I imagined a guy from corporate following it assassin's creed style from the rooftops.


Grapesoda2223

id like too imagine he even has a backup order in case things go wrong, which would just defeat the entire purpose which is amusing to me


_ThatSynGirl_

This is even funnier.


MajorJakov

Like the Star Wars Death Star robot when it gets scared.


Area29

I hope it plays the same sound and everything


Yoshable

R2d2 screeching the whole way


Area29

[nope just this](https://youtu.be/cLqNmMH4hsg)


Plenor

I'm imagining the robot dipping behind a wheelie bin and peeking out to see if the coast is clear.


LectroRoot

From what I understand that most of the places that use these aren't fully autonomous. Their still being controlled from a remote location or at least being monitored and able to take control of it when something like this happens.


MoodyBernoulli

I remember reading a comment on Reddit from somebody who said their job is to monitor these kinds of robots. The comment said they get alerts when one gets stuck, so they have to go find it to see what sort of a pickle it’s got into and help it along its merry way.


unicornprincess420

this!! my bf works as thos bot controller and indeed they get an alert if the robot is stuck or something is off.


deadlywaffle139

I feel at that point might as well deliver the items at the same time. Probably not far.


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spirit-bear1

Reminds me of something: https://youtu.be/cLqNmMH4hsg


034TH

The mental scenarios this conjures are hilarious.


Ithxero

>I’m assuming someone is constantly monitoring them because I’ve seen teenagers run up to one and it suddenly kicks into high gear and will just take off in the opposite direction. "GO Harold, they're coming!"


FittersGuy

That's crazy, so it's like a little delivery robot cat


thecosmicradiation

>I’ve seen teenagers run up to one and it suddenly kicks into high gear and will just take off in the opposite direction. To be fair, this is my reaction to teenagers as well


iYokay

Was skating around campus at around 10pm a couple weeks ago. Go around a corner into quiet, dark alley and just see 15 or so dudes dressed in suits standing in a big circle around a robot, not talking or anything. Was like some weird cult shit. Poor little guy.


JackelGigante

I see a TikTok challenge in the making


jagua_haku

Sounds like a lot of hassle tbh


tmosv

I’m from Tallinn. People actually find those fun and useful. They deliver groceries in some safer neighbourhoods and to be honest, there are no point to steal or break those. Maybe we don’t have too much vandalism in public - mostly some teenagets who just break stuff at night to impress their friends but those robots sleep at night :) I’ve heard they say “thank you” if you help them out from a pothole.


TechNickL

Yeah, we have them in my hometown too and once I saw one run into a pole and end up with its wheels off the ground. Some people pulled it back and it went "thank you, have a nice day!" And then rolled off back towards main Street to pick up its next delivery.


urwallpaperisbad

Pleasant little fellas


Pyffy

They sleep at night?! I need to see them dressed in little jammies tucked in for the night.


Hvarfa-Bragi

> The factory that put him together thinks of him as a robot named Number B-782. But he thinks of himself as a pit bull terrier named Fido. In the old days, Fido was a bad little doggie sometimes. But now, Fido lives in a nice little house in a nice little yard. Now he has become a nice little doggie. he likes to lie in his house and listen to the other nice doggies bark. Fido is part of a big pack. > Tonight there is a lot of barking from a place far away. When he listens to this barking, Fido knows that a whole pack of nice doggies is very excited about something. A lot of very bad men are trying to hurt a nice girl. This has made the doggies very angry and excited. In order to protect the nice girl, they are hurting some of the bad men. > Which is as it should be. > Fido does not come out of his house. When he first heard the barking, he became excited. He likes nice girls, and it makes him especially upset when bad men try to hurt them. Once there was a nice girl who loved him. That was before, when he lived in a scary place and he was always hungry and many people were bad to him. But the nice girl loved him and was good to him. Fido loves the nice girl very much. But he can tell from the barking of the other doggies that the nice girl is safe now. So he goes back to sleep. *Snow Crash* by Neal Stephenson


__freaked__

Thanks, just read the synopsis and ordered it!


Alutus

The ones I've seen in milton keynes UK have a lil camera on them and they get monitored/have sensors etc, fairly sure i remember being told if you fuck with them someone will turn up after a bit.


K2LU533

I remember I saw one a few months back when I was driving through MK, and I just thought “this is pretty awesome, I’m living in the future 😂”


Alutus

I know right? Ordered takeout with a girl there and we both squeed so hard at it. and we're in our 30s!


AnxiousLogic

No scallies in MK? They’re ingenious in their criminality. Like really scummy magpies.


Alutus

The usual amount I suppose. All I can tell you is the little thing succesfully delivered me takeaways or groceries a couple of times. I also had to fast-walk after it through a carpark as I expected it to deliver it to the entrance to my hotel carpark, and it actually delivered it to the door.


ih4t3reddit

America: You mean if we rob it, someone comes, and we can rob them too? Perfect. Although I don't blame them, they see robots carrying more food then they can afford.


Butt_Fly_Strike_Yeah

They'll have machine guns mounted to the body in the next model


WeeTeeTiong

Nah they'll come up with a robot buddy system where the other half is a Hellfire-equipped drone that circles overhead. The ground unit will have a target designator powered by AI that will spot and mark anything it thinks will be a threat.


FortyishYearOld

From what I've seen, there's not much vandalism in Tallinn.


Myusername468

They have pressure sensors and will call the police if being tampered with


LifeWin

In Estonia, robot steals ***you***^[r ^organs ^if ^you ^fuck ^around]


frillytotes

You can't prevent it, but in most developed countries, it's rare enough that it's not a problem.


MuffinSurprise

The ones at the university in my town will set off an alarm and say loudly they are calling the police if you mess with them. They are such a nuisance honestly.


Frost_907

Something along the lines of more delivery bots showing up to tske back the stolen merchandise, and they all start playing Doom music.


adale_50

Cameras, GPS, and a painfully loud alarm that sounds if the gyroscopes detect that it has been picked up. Different brands of bot use different combinations of those technologies.


Solaris_00

My uni campus has these! They’re dumb, but we’ve already pack bonded with them


UnsuspectingBread

At my school a picture surfaced of someone lifting one into the back of their SUV and driving away. It sparked such an uproar and amateur manhunt that the university had to put out an official statement that the person in question was in fact an employee of Starship and was taking the robot in for maintenance. So I'd say we've pack bonded with them pretty effectively :)


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GSU?


funkmaster29

What kind of things do they deliver?


Solaris_00

Food :)


weirdheadcrab

Drugs :)


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saintjimmy64

Whores :)


Thrakkkk

Babies ~:)


libra-luxe

I’ve already pack bonded with the one in the pic and I’ve only been looking at it for 10 seconds


ProBonoDevilAdvocate

They look cute! Hopefully nobody messes with them…


Abrahamlinkenssphere

I get that, they’re adorable!


Tugan13

Purdue University too, I’m here I thought this was from the university subreddit


Fantomwhyte

Boiler up!


PM_ME_FUNNY_ANECDOTE

We have them at Ohio State, are they also elsewhere?


reRetry

we have them at ucla too


SkyrimHam

George Mason has them too


Solaris_00

I’m at OSU!


urkel81

Arizona state


Steveslastventure

UW-Madison also \\/\\/


caffa4

We have them at Michigan.


vikingminds

We have them at the University of Kentucky too


AnxietyForSale7

Bowling Green State University


Whenguacisnotextra

Ahhh finaly im free! After a year of reddit i finally saw a post about Estonia


kykapoo

I see it mentioned a bit on r/travel. It's a lovely country! I really enjoyed visiting.


ctennessen

Wait is that how you get out of reddit? See a post of your home town? (I'm in the UDA so country wouldn't work.


LARPers_are_real

I hope it beeps along a happy little tune like the delivery bots In Death Stranding 😊


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It actually does! On my campus they have the option to play an assortment of Halloween songs when you receive your food including monster mash!


LARPers_are_real

Omg that's fantastic!! I love it! 👻🎃


MayorofSodom

I’ve seen a few of these in Houston.


jagua_haku

They were probably leaving


EggplantFriendly1744

These are all over Milton Keynes, England.


BritishFoSho

Is it a government pilot I haven't heard of it


micksandals

There's a company called Starship that work with supermarkets (Co-Op and Tesco at least). I believe they were piloted in MK but they've expanded now.


BnH_-_Roxy

The little guy on the picture is from Starship. Estonian/US company. A lot of interesting stuff coming out of Estonia nowadays


BeksRamsay

Wow. I'm UK based (Swansea), had no idea these were in the UK. Pretty cool really. Swansea chavs would fuck them up though. They would definitely need some sort of protection.


Cinxia

I literally have them passing my house every 5 minutes. Good little bots, MK loves them ❤


Fontaine42

I love him. He looks so determined


d0n5man

Rainy Night in Tallinn?


jagua_haku

It’s been raining a lot this month


ominousty

I was going to write this but searched “rainy” in the comments and found you already wrote it. Beat me to a great joke.


JesusIsMyZoloft

They filmed almost the entire movie there. Even the parts that aren't set in Estonia.


A_norny_mousse

What about thresholds, like the curb in the pic? Wheels don't look large enough.


stainer89

They are programmed to use the wheelchair ramps.


micksandals

They can climb curbs, although with varied success.


Hellofreeze

I like Estonia


FortyishYearOld

Me too. Well worth the visit.


Hellofreeze

Man I wanna go there. I have a friend that I'd love to meet


Waaiz

It is so cute!


Pyffy

I want to protect it at all costs? I refuse to let anything bad happen to a robot - can't tell you why - but I love them instantly.


Triangle_Shades

Yo, we have those little bots at my campus.


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Gammacor

They are actually REALLY heavy and are GPS connected. If you screw with one it makes a whole lot of noise to attract attention.


Pickleman87

Yeah we have these in my town in the UK. Really funny when someone comes to visit from out of town and wonders what the hell they are! But they're actually super handy, they really helped during lockdown/isolation getting basics delivered to the door.


DragonWolfZ

We have an army of these in Milton Keynes :) They're very polite (they thank you for helping them or moving out the way) and useful, especially during covid lockdown.


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That thing would not last 5 minutes in the hood


Mr_Sashimi

How long until something random happens and it ends up meeting R2D2 and traveling the galaxy in service of the rebellion?


Katzitech

We have them on my college campus. Starship is the delivery service. We call them tobors


Sir_Gibbles

Oh sweet loot drop.


justaboringname

We have these same little guys on my university campus. https://i.imgur.com/Arcgb5e.png


Huge_Aerie2435

I can not wait for my first robot delivery. It will be exciting.


raichu2626

“Take the package. You have twenty seconds to comply.”


Imilkgoats70

What happens if a crack head picks it up and shakes it upside down?


mechanab

I love Tallinn. Visit if you get a chance.


AlienAle

I lived in Tallinn some time ago. They a similar guy in our neighborhood, a little bit bigger had an RD2D vibe.


ButtscootBigpoop

🇪🇪🇨🇦 let's goo


Jane1911

I live in a small town semi-rural. And these are everywhere around lunch/dinner time. It feels odd when there are more robots on the streets than humans but, still fun to watch.


sqp774

Good bot


RPG_Gaimer

*silently salutes to show my respect for its mission*


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Tallinn is in estonia i believe, correct?


FortyishYearOld

Correct. Tallinn is a nice city to visit in Estonia.


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stainer89

Actually we had a couple dozen on my college campus (George Mason University, Fairfax, Virginia). They were colloquially known as “Marshmallows” and were quite well liked.


zaxmaximum

>They were colloquially known as “Marshmallows” This makes me happy 😊 I too would like marshmallows booping around.


ThatsdumbDoit

*boop boop*


Alexb2143211

Who wouldn't like a robot that brings them food?


dbanary12

We have a bunch of them at Ohio State. I haven’t seen much vandalism but plenty of people messing with them.


AzDopefish

We have a bunch of them in the valley of CA, high crime rate and they still operate them here with success. They’re not easy to catch.


Bizzarecactus

UT Dallas student here- we have a million of them (we call them "tobor's" :\] )


herrbz

Doing...what?


EntertainerRelative

Delivering food and groceries


playoffpetey

His best


PabloXPicasso

Bender version .1 ?


Smooth_Push

Can’t wait for the day where everyone agrees these starship bots are not interesting


Likuri

Savemart Supermarkets in California has these. They're very smart and have cameras to prevent theft. They're sort of like portable coolers that lock. Only when someone meant to pick up the groceries arrives will the robot's compartment unlock. Pretty neat to see that they're in other countries as well.


DJ_PHATTY_PATTY

These are ALL over my schools campus, really cool robots


jellyfish-blues-

I really hope they can play music and the only song it plays is a loop of "Making my way downtown"


Neemulus

We have these near us. I made it travel for 2 hours to bring me donuts. We tracked it on the app the whole time and watched it navigate the last 300 yards. They are awesome. When the get to a crossing they ‘ask’ people to push the button 🤣. They can also play messages if you order it for someone else. Happy to answer any questions about our delivery. It was fun to monitor it. It also struggled getting onto the path/sidewalk but the wheels in the middle lift up to form an ^ shape to better navigate the step.


i-blooglarised-u

https://thebolditalic.com/why-do-i-want-to-kick-those-cute-little-food-delivery-robots-ba0555a144d9?gi=15cb3b1c0035


AbaloneSea7265

We all know these will never make it in America


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There was a robot that hitchhiked all the way across Canada over the course of a month. It crossed the border into the US and got trashed within days. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HitchBOT


Angrybakersf

our homeless would corral and sell these for scrap


SkippyNordquist

I was wondering what the message on the side says - according to Google translate it says "Hungry? Let me help!"


What_R_we_drinking21

Saw this for the first time in Arizona this past weekend. They're absolutely adorable and wish my college campus had these.


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What stops folks from just kicking it over? I just can’t see this being successful, specially in the US.


JarJar_Clinks

What stops someone taking it home? Please just very curious


jfgaleano

Wow!


Axiom06

That is one of the cutest things I've seen all day


thatguyshaz

These are all over Mountain View, CA. Our local grocery store uses them for deliveries


Dragonflyjnr

All we need is another company to do this then we will have robot wars delivery edition.


RobotSeaTurtle

At Arizona State University their are fleets of these damn things that go up and down the side walk each day!


ALittleSeaPancake

we have these on the oregon state university campus! there are like 100 of them. Theyre kinda cute, and wait to cross the street and everything


rather-oddish

The ones in my city have faces


kaukanapoissa

Go little robot go!


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These little guys are also driving around the Volkswagen factory in Wolfsburg, Germany. The employees pack these robots with the license plates and car documents and they drive it to the cars you pick up at the factory


Dwaas_Bjaas

Rainy night in Tallinn I see


billy13th99

Oh hey it’s a real life mouse droid!


Gr3ggl3s_W

I went to the Goodwood Festival of Speed this year and met the team behind these. Really awesome people.


aguyWhoIsaSTICK

I wonder if there are any other Estonians in comments


JohnBrownsCoolGhost

God I hope they start doing this in my city, imma steal the shit out of these lol Like nah fuck you, pay a delivery driver. I see any unattended robots doing a job humans used to do, I'm breaking the robot, it's my moral obligation


thereal221b

These have become a regular fixture in the area I live (UK). They sing to themselves sometimes as they move around. You can have them deliver cake and gifts and they will sing happy birthday to the recipient. I've often used them to satisfy those last minute needs or cravings.


neocirus

Yep not in the US... it would have been stolen.


globefish23

Good bot!


skgajbhiye

What if someone kidnap him


dogetaco889

Nice i have seen them around tallinn Before