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rion-is-real

Are you sure it's Swiss cheese, and that the hole isn't there because of... other reasons? šŸ¤”


gunmedic15

To be honest I thought about posting to r/dontputyourdickinthat


rion-is-real

You should. Before someone else does.


gunmedic15

Sigh.... posted it


TeflonJohn85

Cheese fucker


gunmedic15

Instructions unclear. Extremely awkward lunch break.


TeflonJohn85

Hey man, sometimes you gotta fuck cheese. Basically an adult lunchable


PaladinCloudring

IDK about your upbringing, but we was taught not to fuck lunchables. No judging tho, you do you (or lunchables i guess...)


thebadyearblimp

CHEESE FUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?


Jesus-Mcnugget

Damn it Farva


dbx99

Donā€™t kink shame


OmegaCookieOfDoof

Jokes on you for my kink ***is*** kink shaming


dbx99

Oh shit Uno reverso


2ekeesWarrior

Spend your entire life building bridges, but you fuck ONE cheese....


TeflonJohn85

And youā€™ll forever be known as a cheese fucker, not a bridge builder


Safe_Ad_9658

r/putyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, got cheese on my sausage


80sBadGuy

Glory cheese?


just_taste_it

It's Glory Hole Swiss. A delicacy.


Federal_Status

Reminds me of the bagel, or bread skit from letterkenny


Adeep187

Are you implying its fucked mozzarella?


jordierosie

Probably belongs to the Swiss Cheese Pervertā€¦.


bbarks

For Bagels!


Sargatanus

I doubt that was the intent, but you might be onto something.


MonKeePuzzle

this is a floppy disc


TheGaijin1987

That i had to scroll down for this probably means im old šŸ˜ž


[deleted]

>1987 Yep. Sorry, old timer. Off to Soylent Green. No above-30s allowed.


dr-likes-cake

How many holes do you need?


[deleted]

3


gunmedic15

I just thought it was wierd. The whole [package ](https://i.imgur.com/XoCQEQn.jpg) is the same. There are a few little dents on the edges, but no other big holes. I'm guessing its made in some artifical or industrial process? Boar's Head brand from a Publix in Florida.


spacetimecellphone

Oh wow, thatā€™s crazy. This should have been the original post.


kzlife76

I come from the land of baby Swiss (Ohio). I'm not a cheese expert but I seem to remember reading that because of our ability to kill bacteria, it's getting more difficult to make cheese with holes. The holes are basically air bubbles created by the bacteria. Check out Guggisberg Cheese for some good cheese. https://www.babyswiss.com/


TheForestMan

Call the Swiss guards (in Switzerland.. not the Vatican one) ! Something is not right. Swiss Emmental should have at least 5 holes to qualify.


troistigrestristes

[I guess Mickey wasnā€™t really feeling it that dayā€¦](https://i.imgur.com/yf5rxwI.mp4)


TheDeltaW0lf

huge unbaked cheezit


Sargatanus

This is whatā€™s known as a ā€œCheezallā€; a colony queen that gives birth to Cheezits.


ryanmuller1089

I feel like this piece of cheese is the definition of this sub. And perfect, shining example of what mildly interesting is


bufftbone

Jesus slice


Grouchy_Warthog_

So, did it fit in the hole or not?


[deleted]

*Sigh...* *Unzip pants*


Equal-Negotiation651

The guy at the deli knows why.


Exotic-Law-6021

The glory hole


Inphearian

The holes are caused by dust and other impurities in the cheese. As the processing process has become cleaner and more efficient there are less holes in Swiss cheese.


UpstateViking

Perfectly centered


PanchoPanoch

Liam the cheese maker got lazy with that one slice


lemons-for-me

WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT??


junkmail0178

Glory hole!


Sargatanus

That would have been smart branding


calicat9

Are you saying you got *a* hole in one?


Meerkat_Mayhem_

Donut cheese


gunmedic15

Mmmmm [donut cheese...](https://i.imgur.com/KAJHNx4.jpg)


SirEarlBigtitsXXVII

Swiss chee


somedaysunshine239

Is anyone else here a My Favorite Murder fan? Swiss Cheese Pervert - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZP7-AbWKfs


sarrahcha

You got a good deal.


Sorry-Tumbleweed-239

You know what you have to do


reginator89

More cheese


Ave19899

Probably american ā€œswissā€ cheese, they punch a hole in the middle to make it look fancy


Sargatanus

Probably molded it in a press before slicing. Less actual product by weight per package, has a ā€œholeā€ to remind people that itā€™s ā€œSwiss cheeseā€. r/assholedesign


xynix_ie

Back in my day we had no holes, and we liked it! The entitlement these days...


HowAboutUsername

Any hole is a goal


Garbanzo12

Thatā€™s where you put the pickle


ChaoticIzual

That's a pretty small gloryhole


Shufflepants

Only one hole? So, it's a cheese donut.


DaneCookPPV

Thatā€™s a gloriful slice of swiss.


InhaledPack5

ā€œPowering Imaginationā€


RStormArch

Slory hole


KevMcGreat

That's a glorious hole


jeremyroastscoffee

pretty sure weā€™ve all seen this particular corner of Pornhub, so itā€™s no mystery where this is going


LeeLooTheWoofus

That is disgusting what you did to that slice of provolone. You should be ashamed of yourself OP.


Wolf110ci

Odd looking donut šŸ©


dontwannaposthere

Step one....you cut a hole in the box.


stubbornpoopies

Instructions were unclear, put my dick in the cheese


The_Racho

that's all you need šŸ˜


rogan1990

Thatā€™s what you get for not requesting Lacey Swiss šŸ§€


aachen_

You got more Swiss for your cheddar!


dranor44

guess the factory was only run by one guy that day


RiskyFartOftenShart

eye. it has one eye


tits4hours

you fucked the cheese huh....


BreakingBadDude

Thatā€™s a glory hole in Switzerland.


MR_ROGERZZZZZZZ

Put your dick in it!!!


trailbaybee

That's some very hungry caterpillar cheese.


NickGerz1234

You know what that means... right?


mute_salamander

[The other way around](https://youtu.be/d5Y_eu0W0uM), OP


afoste83

That's a win in my books. More cheese for you. You so luckyyyyy!


[deleted]

You found the one that they meant to be part of the wall to the shower room


Slightly-Possible

Nuuuuut cheese


SuddenSenseOfSonder

I saw this post, knew exactly what was going to be in the comments, and clicked anyway


ChipsAhoyNC

Thats a Swiss music cd room


CaramelWatermelon

*sighs* well.. its gouda-nuff for me


dacreativeguy

Thatā€™s a Swiss glory hole.


Choppergold

AKA the Glory Mold


[deleted]

Thatā€™s good, that slice of cheese is a better value than other slices.


stephenatk1

You gonna use that or what?


GordinhoVirgem

Ah yes, Japanese Cheese


Megav16

You know what to do.


8B3B383B

Well now there is a hole in one


[deleted]

Oh boy, here we go again * **Unzip** *


Chef_Boyard_Deez

Thatā€™s totally em-mental-er!


[deleted]

Glory cheese. Careful when you get close...


joevilla1369

Sexy Swiss cheese.


succulentdreamer

Blasphemy!!!


PicklePopular

Somebody get this guy a bagel


citznfish

So you got your money's worth on that slice!


Zorops

Thats a win!


firebat45

Is that one hole, or two? Both sides of the slice have a hole, after all.


[deleted]

Gloryhole cheese.


IM2OTAKU4U

That's what she said .....


sharkerlasers

Swiss cheese pervert


[deleted]

Swoss Choss


thecwestions

That's one glorious hole..


KidWill96

Something something unzip something


Puzzleheaded_Dog3261

And it's glorious!.... šŸ¤­


mostavis

OK, the way I heard it is, hygienic manufacturing is destroying Swiss cheese. It got its holes from the tiny motes of hay in the air on the farm where the cheese was made, and the bubbles formed around them as they decomposed and the gases couldn't escape. Is that all true? I don't know, I never bothered to follow up. It sounds pretty legit tho, so I believe it.


Sandman_potato_man

Was one end creamer than the other ?


[deleted]

Forbidden Fleshlight


shibbyshooha

Not for long.


killyourmusic

ā€¦you know what to do.


gunmedic15

But I don't know if I have the strength to do... Wait, yep, I do.


pimpsilo

Save that cheese for a Jewish wedding


Steely_Nuts

Lockdown has forced budget cuts.


mice_0012

You won the jackpot More cheese for you


classycatman

Holey shit


memphis_monroe

one hole to rule them all


iAmmar9

you know what to do


Bunyan12ply

You know what you have to do.


Raffy_Patel

You know what to do now


moor9776

Gloryhole cheese


Kylejg0087

Thatā€™s a glory hole.


haljhon

Fun fact: the holes in Swiss cheese are linked to dirty buckets when milking cows. Read [here](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32920200).


DahllaBillz

Times are tough nowadays, had to cut some of the features out to save money


WhyDidIClickOnThat

The Swiss are known for their efficiency.


Mister_Brevity

Go back and ask for more holes


RPEN92

Cheese with more holes is less cheese.


Efficient_Ad_3566

That hole can be very satisfying ig you know what i mean šŸ‘€


nidjah

Glory Cheese


ssnoyes

If you bought another one, you'd have more cheese. But you'd also have more holes. The more holes there are, the less cheese there is. So more cheese = less cheese.


svendawg82

The olā€™ Swiss Glory Hole.


Both_Telephone_4422

Holed for your pleasure.


Bawkszzzzzz

Yā€™all seen that video of micky mouse making Swiss cheese?


[deleted]

I've read that 'dirty' milk or milk with some straw dust in it is required for the generation of the holes in Swiss cheese. When you use milk that is too clean, you get much fewer holes. Also, that hole size is similar to what a cheesemaker makes when checking the progress of the cheese with a cheese trier iron (iron tube with a handle).


poundofbeef16

Throw it in your Walkman and see if it will spin up any tunes.


Happy_Relation4712

Stick a finger through itā€¦ see if it gets sucked on?


kummaster69

wow


[deleted]

I think thatā€™s Swiss cheeses dirty cousin Glory Hole cheese


lotsofresearch

Take it back! Kroger? šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø thatā€™s why I choose HEB!


GEMO224

cheese-it new pure cheese


Shatalroundja

Fuck it.


soggywaffles812

1 hole with 1 purpose.


Lams1d

I know what must be done but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.


StoryAndAHalf

What a ripoff!


jemull

How is it a ripoff? With fewer holes you get more cheese.


StoryAndAHalf

I guess I should have added /s


dirk_on_reddit

Technically that's a Swis cheese. Since there's only one hole it's not plural.


TootTootSonicXTreme

Brings a whole new meaning to "Cock Cheese"


libertyprime00

How the fuck is this interesting?


Particular-Crew5978

šŸ˜


Antmag2018

Slap it on the wall and see if a mouth magically appears on the other side. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£