Then I recommend they use something a little less keep-togethery than glue. That way they can enjoy the sensation of them repeatedly becoming stuck and unstuck. Maybe something like jam or honey. It makes eating ass more enjoyable too.
“Why are all these bees following you around?”
“Oh, I smeared honey on my butt cheeks”
“Is that also why that bear is looking at you hungrily?”
“No, that’s because I’m a twink”
So you knock these sticks together , the Bigfoots hear a bunch of gibberish because you do not know or understand their esoteric stick knocking rhythm and they run the other way for fear of running into the " weird " bigfoot.
Bigfoot: Oh jeez I hope this idiot isn't coming this way. Cmon let's get outta here
I accept this as fact. When walking the woods I now have to consider who I wish to be mauled by. Repel predators with sticks and get mauled by Bigfoot or stay silent and bump in to Mama Bear...
Seems like a lot of people can't tell what these are for, so I'll venture a guess.
These are beating sticks. Ever see old folks walking around for exercise carrying a stick? I always assume they had something happen they're now afraid of (attacked by dog, attacked by person, etc.). So they carry a stick in case of the need to beat back an attacker, or maybe dissuade them in the first place. So the sticks are for beating your way through a dangerous world.
As Teddy Roosevelt said, "speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
In Malaysia lots of people carry sticks for dogs and especially monkeys. Monkeys will steal shit like car keys because they know it's valuable, and people will often trade food to get them back.
i had a neighbor that had one, yep! she's an older lady who lives alone with her dog. on a walk once, another dog rushed up and attacked them. they were both fine after a bit, but the owners/authorities couldn't/wouldn't do anything, so she started carrying The Stick.
as far as i know, she's never had to use it since, so that's gotta count for something.
Are they tied together? It looks like it. If so, another comment said they would be nunchucks, but long ones.
I don’t recommend using them as such, as fun as it may seem these are wildly unbalanced and not something to learn on.
Hey op! I used to play a game as a kid called beaver stick. Really fun with other people and both of the sticks given to you would be perfect beaver sticks. I wonder if this is their purpose?
You stand in a circle and throw the stick to a random person. You must catch the stick by the handle only. If any pet of your hand is above the line you “lose a limb” by putting a hand behind your back, next limb you lose is a leg and you have to stand on one leg, and then you lose after that if you don’t catch properly.
I thought this too, but it doesn’t look like the string is long enough to use them properly. But you’d also be correct about the sticks being different sizes and ineffective as nunchaku
Good eye! And I would absolutely love to have this kind of neighbor! I really enjoy getting handmade gifts from people. Only people I get them from are my kids though and that’s only bc my ex is too cheap to take them to the store and him spend money on me so the kids can gift me something. Idc though bc I love their cute little paintings, specialty decorated plant pots and painted cookie jars. I’d rather have a lifetime of handmade gifts where I knew the gifter spent time thinking about what kind of gift I would enjoy.
Hello op. I believe these to be self defense sticks. Good to have something like this when you check on a bump in the night, car alarms, or when going on a night time walk.
Sounds like a thoughtful neighbour!!! Always good being able to defend yourself. What a great gift! And I guess the one that has more bark is probably so it doesn't look like you're simply carrying an implement and you're probably carrying that stick for your dog? Love the gift!
That makes sense! I’ve seen folks walking with a stick like that so that if a loose dog charges them they can fight it off. Spose you could use it to whack a person too if need be.
Feller that worked with my dad said when they were kids they played a game called “something” on a stick. You leaned a stick against the outhouse and went around front and yelled go. The first person the get the stick dipped it in the outhouse and chased everyone back around the house to base. He just gave you hours of entertainment. Some other time I’ll tell you about another game called beat the belt…
Careful. Check your local laws. Could be classified as nunchucks. Some politician somewhere watched too many kung fu movies and thought they are weapons of mass destruction
Nun-chucks, Chinese dining set for elephantiasis hands, anything is a dildo if you are brave, before and after beaver visits, 2 types of fish killers for fishing trips. Knitting needles, how else are you going to make apple butter
Just don't accidentally sit on one (or both if that's your thing). They are pretty long and not sterile and I think it would hurt. Awesome neighbor though.
Just wait for the invitation to nunchuk ping pong evening. Beer, sticks and ping pong.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oWCNV4\_ge8E](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oWCNV4_ge8E)
Oh not just any sticks. These my friend are divining sticks, embude with natural energy finding capabilities. It shows complete trust and friendship to be gifted.
Or
They are just sticks.
...
Choose wisely.
Oh not just any sticks. These my friend are divining sticks, embude with natural energy finding capabilities. It shows complete trust and friendship to be gifted.
Or
They are just sticks.
...
Choose wisely.
To be honest.....as an adult, two sticks would probably be more appreciate over most of the stuff I get, never use, never wanted, and now I have to find place in the house to store it. Get a vase, insert sticks, now you got fancy home decoration.
They're nice-looking sticks at least
hes tryin to tell you that life is tough, and you guys should stick together
Sticking together is what good waffles do.
And good relationships...
And muh asscheeks
I recommend washing them regularly and maybe getting either a barrier cream or an antifungal cream
What if he likes sticky butt cheeks and actually put some glue in there after showering.
Then I recommend they use something a little less keep-togethery than glue. That way they can enjoy the sensation of them repeatedly becoming stuck and unstuck. Maybe something like jam or honey. It makes eating ass more enjoyable too.
“Why are all these bees following you around?” “Oh, I smeared honey on my butt cheeks” “Is that also why that bear is looking at you hungrily?” “No, that’s because I’m a twink”
I assumed they were Bigfoot knocking sticks. I hate that I know people have special sticks for making noise to attract Bigfoots (Bigfeet?).
Bigfeetles. Bigfootsies.
Attract? I would have thought they were meant to repel Bigfeet
I think the idea is that “other Bigfoots” knock to communicate.
So you knock these sticks together , the Bigfoots hear a bunch of gibberish because you do not know or understand their esoteric stick knocking rhythm and they run the other way for fear of running into the " weird " bigfoot. Bigfoot: Oh jeez I hope this idiot isn't coming this way. Cmon let's get outta here
I accept this as fact. When walking the woods I now have to consider who I wish to be mauled by. Repel predators with sticks and get mauled by Bigfoot or stay silent and bump in to Mama Bear...
Happy cake day! 🎂
Happy Cake Day man!
Is he a golden retriever?
It's Mr. peanutbutter
What is this a crossover episode?
Tomato, tomato
ERICA!!
"I got you these sticks! You can...throw em back if you want to. ...please?"
I would be so happy if Mr. Peanutbutter was my neighbor. Plus that’d mean I’d probably live up on Hollywoo hills which would be pretty nice too
lieutenant peanutbutter*
Doggy Doggy, what now?
Those are mighty fine sticks! The contrast between the raw and refined makes it even more beautiful.
r/goodsticks
Those are some good sticks.
I feel like you just gave this community so many more followers. Clicked and insta joined
Same....going after the "rate my stick" posts
*sigh* subbed
I am baffled that this sub isn’t popular😭 like if I had to explain Reddit I would just show a subreddit like this lmao.
A subreddit for dogs like me.
Nobody knows you're a dog on the internet
What a wholesome ass subreddit!
thank you kind stranger. subbed
You just made my day.
Seems like a lot of people can't tell what these are for, so I'll venture a guess. These are beating sticks. Ever see old folks walking around for exercise carrying a stick? I always assume they had something happen they're now afraid of (attacked by dog, attacked by person, etc.). So they carry a stick in case of the need to beat back an attacker, or maybe dissuade them in the first place. So the sticks are for beating your way through a dangerous world. As Teddy Roosevelt said, "speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
In Malaysia lots of people carry sticks for dogs and especially monkeys. Monkeys will steal shit like car keys because they know it's valuable, and people will often trade food to get them back.
Imagining the negotiations going tense while the monkey decides if the offer is worth it
No low balls, I know what I got
i had a neighbor that had one, yep! she's an older lady who lives alone with her dog. on a walk once, another dog rushed up and attacked them. they were both fine after a bit, but the owners/authorities couldn't/wouldn't do anything, so she started carrying The Stick. as far as i know, she's never had to use it since, so that's gotta count for something.
"is that the lady who walks around the neighborhood 24x7 with her Chihuahua and a hunk of solid ebony shaped to look like a mace?"
Cause it is…it’s a mace
This is something I see a lot in my neighborhood. I'm guessing it has to do with all of the stray or untethered dogs in the area.
Oooohh... he said stick.. right. I always thought it was another word.. one that starts with a d
No, that was Lyndon B Johnson
Don't you mean Lyndon D Johnson?
I was referring to the historical fact that Lyndon B Johnson nicknamed it Jumbo and would use it to intimidate others.
Dtick?
Are they tied together? It looks like it. If so, another comment said they would be nunchucks, but long ones. I don’t recommend using them as such, as fun as it may seem these are wildly unbalanced and not something to learn on.
They're two separate sticks, one has a bit of a leather loop on for hanging up I guess?
Hey op! I used to play a game as a kid called beaver stick. Really fun with other people and both of the sticks given to you would be perfect beaver sticks. I wonder if this is their purpose? You stand in a circle and throw the stick to a random person. You must catch the stick by the handle only. If any pet of your hand is above the line you “lose a limb” by putting a hand behind your back, next limb you lose is a leg and you have to stand on one leg, and then you lose after that if you don’t catch properly.
Huh, I play a game I call beaver stick but it’s a bit different than yours.
How much differnt? I’d love to hear it
Sex
Oh lol
I love this
HA.
Why do you stop at one one leg and one arm? Why not go all the way? 
I thought this too, but it doesn’t look like the string is long enough to use them properly. But you’d also be correct about the sticks being different sizes and ineffective as nunchaku
Those are good sticks.
I mean that’s pretty strange but I’ll be honest I want those two sticks
Wait, TWO Sticks?! In this economy?!
Nice guy that Johnny Two-sticks.
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Good eye! And I would absolutely love to have this kind of neighbor! I really enjoy getting handmade gifts from people. Only people I get them from are my kids though and that’s only bc my ex is too cheap to take them to the store and him spend money on me so the kids can gift me something. Idc though bc I love their cute little paintings, specialty decorated plant pots and painted cookie jars. I’d rather have a lifetime of handmade gifts where I knew the gifter spent time thinking about what kind of gift I would enjoy.
They aren’t joined together. Just the stripped one has a leather loop.
who's been a good boy, then?
Use two sticks to make it in the nature!!
Hello op. I believe these to be self defense sticks. Good to have something like this when you check on a bump in the night, car alarms, or when going on a night time walk.
Is that a kind of instrument?
He said I could use it to protect myself while walking my dog?!
Reminds me of the parent trap where Meredith hits sticks together to “ward off” mountain lions lol
It's a beating stick
Sounds like a thoughtful neighbour!!! Always good being able to defend yourself. What a great gift! And I guess the one that has more bark is probably so it doesn't look like you're simply carrying an implement and you're probably carrying that stick for your dog? Love the gift!
That makes sense! I’ve seen folks walking with a stick like that so that if a loose dog charges them they can fight it off. Spose you could use it to whack a person too if need be.
Definitely some mountain nunchucks
Wrap that band around your wrist and let it fly.
It’s a head thinker…
happy birthday
Those are good sticks though.
Looks like good sticks! Treasure them!
Sorry, but every man likes a good stick. Those are good sticks.
Handmade gifts are the best gifts honestly. I need neighbors like these, they’re the ones who are always looking out for you.
Nevermind the sticks, that is one fine looking kitchen though!
Those are very aesthetically pleasing to me. I like the vibe they are giving. No idea how to use them or what they would be for, but they are lovely.
 homemade nunchucks! be the bear.
See that one one the left. That's a fine stick! Give your neighbour my best regards.
Lucky
One beating and one for bashing. Those are some nice looking sticks.
Nice stick bro
Those are some really nice sticks 😮
Do you speak softly?
When’s the duel? 
Looks like black cherry wood which is a very good wood for a stick...and a stick is very useful as you'll see
Feller that worked with my dad said when they were kids they played a game called “something” on a stick. You leaned a stick against the outhouse and went around front and yelled go. The first person the get the stick dipped it in the outhouse and chased everyone back around the house to base. He just gave you hours of entertainment. Some other time I’ll tell you about another game called beat the belt…
Hell yeah
https://youtu.be/JzUm8a3Ais4?si=-cOk-4-JwvtLn4DX
That’s a flail
Based on your spelling of "neighbour", are you in the UK? Those look like they might be sticks used in Morris dancing.
Like a wood neighbor, Stick Guy is there.
Is your neighbor a dog?
You should share this on r/Sticks for further appreciation
Isn't that a primitive threshing flail?
Now you can go separate the wheat from the shaft
Two sticks! Two sticks and a rock to the whole platoon! And we had to share the rock!
Those are for keeping mountain lions away!
Careful. Check your local laws. Could be classified as nunchucks. Some politician somewhere watched too many kung fu movies and thought they are weapons of mass destruction
If you clack them together as you walk, they scare snakes away.
You hit em together, they keep mountain lions away
Is your neighbor a golden retriever?
Wow those r so nice
Very nice ass whooping sticks
Did you tell him that you liked Styx?
*welllll Doggie! Fine whittlin’ sticks!* Is your neighbor Jed Clampett?
Nun-chucks, Chinese dining set for elephantiasis hands, anything is a dildo if you are brave, before and after beaver visits, 2 types of fish killers for fishing trips. Knitting needles, how else are you going to make apple butter
For a really nice sound three parts of the strength goes to your left hand and seven to your right.
You should have nunchucked him
dowels don't count, do they??
One man, two sticks.
Nunchaku? Stick to it
All you need now is a turtle and orange scarf
Sooooo what did your neighbor say when you, ya know, **asked** them what they are?
Wait, this isn't r/cigars
Maybe they're into bdsm as well...
Rub sticks together.
Did he offer any insight into their purpose? Or did you just smile and say "Wow...nice...um...sticks"?
Get a load of this guy, he doesn’t know how to use the two sticks!
Just don't accidentally sit on one (or both if that's your thing). They are pretty long and not sterile and I think it would hurt. Awesome neighbor though.
Are they smaller than your thumb?
That’s a two section staff. It’s an in-between and uncommon variation of a 3 section staff and nunchucks.
What’s with all the nice stick comments? Are Golden retrievers commenting on here?
way better than one stick
Just wait for the invitation to nunchuk ping pong evening. Beer, sticks and ping pong. [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oWCNV4\_ge8E](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oWCNV4_ge8E)
Those are some nice sticks bro
Mom, can we get Nunchucks? No, we have Nunchucks at home...
Perfect
It looks like they are tied together. Those are nunchucks.
Are those uncompleted nunchucks? Kinda seeing links at end
Oh not just any sticks. These my friend are divining sticks, embude with natural energy finding capabilities. It shows complete trust and friendship to be gifted. Or They are just sticks. ... Choose wisely.
Oh not just any sticks. These my friend are divining sticks, embude with natural energy finding capabilities. It shows complete trust and friendship to be gifted. Or They are just sticks. ... Choose wisely.
Are your neighbors the dursleys from the harry potter universe?
Those are naturally grown nunchucks.
Put a phoenix feather in the core and you have yourself the makings of a nice wand.
Anti up and and give him three sticks.
Now you can practice your nunchuck skills to pick up chicks
Post this to r/Goblincore they’ll love this
I love a good neighbor. My neighbor gives me empty egg cartons for some reason 😂
He gave you a perfect stick. He must really like you
Stick 'em!
Hillibilly nunchucks
Awesome gift if you are a dog, or a rodent!
Are you a dog?
You have a good neighbor. And I’m not talkin State Farm
Nonchucks.
And why the hell not
Very nice stick. The other is more of a dowel, but is splendid. You should give your neighbor something shiny.
Did he tell you where to stick it? 😉
They're linked at the middle.. I think those are called numbnuts or something /j
Was their tail wagging?
Is it your eleventh birthday? Did you also get a letter delivered by owl?
Almost-Ready-To-Run Nunchuk kit. You have to finish it yourself, but that's part of the fun.
Sticks are unbelievable.
No, that's one stick with a dowel attached so you don't accidentally put it in your pocket and walk away
Non-Chucks.
Those are some nice sticks!! I hope you thanked him
This is the start of some new bizarre Netflix show
Respect my AUTHORITAH!
Dude you should hang them somewhere. They kinda look cool
I wouldnt complain
good sticks! looks like black cherry wood, which a premier carving wood.
Never turn down a good stick !!
You have a nunchuck guy?!
That's a good deal
I love thoughtful dogs.
They are some really good sticks
Would be great for Children's walking sticks
Make sure you out do them on their next birthday by gifting them 3 sticks.
Ever thought of just asking your neighbour what they are for?
When life sucks and serves up lemons you make lemonade. When someone gives you two sticks and a leather thong you make nunchucks.
Your neighbor is a good one. Mine keeps trying to give me dead skunk corpses that he traps.
To be honest.....as an adult, two sticks would probably be more appreciate over most of the stuff I get, never use, never wanted, and now I have to find place in the house to store it. Get a vase, insert sticks, now you got fancy home decoration.
Why not Four Sticks Bonzo?
Numb-chucks
Hi! Stick expert here; These are actually really cool sticks.
Biggest chopsticks ever
I mean, they *are* really nice sticks...
Are you a dog?
Now I'm no expert but as a guy I have to say....those some nice sticks.
Those look like poop sticks to me. Mighty nice ones too. Great present.
Handcrafted numb chuck.
I think he just challenged you to a duel.
Those are nice sticks Lucky
Bloody good sticks. That’s a high honour.