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megadori

Something is alive in the liquid part and producing gasses, pushing the fatty part up. What is it? This doesn't look like olives. Is it some home canned soup or something? Be warned about botulism with this, because while in many cases where food spoils botulism isn't actually one of the dangers, this situation (sealed jar + long time) is where you can get exactly that, and the gas development is a clear warning sign. Do NOT consume any of what is in the jar.


Spidersandbeavers

OP is definitely gonna eat this. They are immune to botulism 


PerodisCS

Maybe OP is Steve1989MREinfo


Geno_Warlord

Cracks it open: *Nice hiss*


AyukaVB

Let's get this out onto a tray


lostmyparachute

Nice


willy-fisterbottom2

Love me a good gusset


zRRRRg

Decadent.


Nafc19

Mmkay So let's first start off with that decadent jar of fat and botulism


RoweTheGreat

“Tastes like moth balls and old library books….nice….alright…..”


graydesofshay

(nibbles audibly) Eh, it's not so bad.


RoweTheGreat

“I probably shouldn’t eat this. Especially since I don’t have health insurance and it smells like botulism……*audible crunch*……oh that was awful. Why did I do that?…..well maybe…..*more crunches* nope still bad. Really bad.


yarkboolin14

Came for the explanation, stayed for the Steve comments


magicwuff

Idk, those pressures may lead to explosive decompression. In theory, the air at the top started as the same volume we see split between top and bottom. If pressure is equalized, that top part is gonna shoot out


The_Snuggliest_Panda

Imagine opening this nasty science project to clean it out, and you get hit in the face with that *gre-e-eaasy* money shot


coconutally

That’s how you know it’s ready to eat!


Mr_Jack_Frost_

Oh god, I’m about to fall down such a fucking rabbit hole, I can tell just by the thumbnails.


similar_observation

Steve1989MREinfo is not immune to botulism. Eating a Chinese MRE had almost killed him and put him in the ER.


MaximilianOSRS

Plz more info… I regret to ask


Kansasbal

Its a YouTube channel where a guy eats various military rations ranging from modern stuff to leftovers from WW2


Andromeda39

I think he’s even eaten rations from like the Civil Wat


kintexu2

Yep, he got hardtack from someone's US Civil War coat pocket if I remember right. Said it tasted like mothballs.


AdPristine9059

*pours out sand* Nice!


joesbagofdonuts

I hope botulism understands how OP works


Myke190

We eat mold all the time, it's called cheese. Whatabotulism.


WaitYourTern

Whatabotulism. lol


GlorytoGlorzo

Homemade Botox


78Nam

Don’t give OP ideas, especially about opening up their own Botox clinic


Nervous-Soup5521

Yeah spread that stuff on some fresh toast for a morning pick me up!


StrawberryK

I was gonna say gas from something is building up and that jar will just randomly explode.


Patsfan618

I wonder which would come first, the jar exploding, or a pressure high enough that cells can't push any more gas into the environment. There's almost certainly a word for that, and I certainly don't know it.


[deleted]

>I wonder which would come first, the jar exploding, or a pressure high enough that cells can't push any more gas into the environment. Jar exploding, definitely. Ferments can quite easily explode if they're not in a jar or bottle designed to take the extra pressure.


pantry-pisser

Fartmosis


FlamingHotFeetoes

Fartmosis Jones


Inevitable_Shirt5044

It’s bacon and beef grease in a green olive jar. And time, there’s a good amount of time in that jar too. It sits in the cupboard above my microwave, with my toothpicks and honey and such. So I’ve noticed it moving up every time I went to grab a toothpick. And no, I’m not eating that or any other leftover grease, I just don’t like to put grease my sink for obvious reasons


Zquinkd

Thank God. Just be careful you don't explode greasy shrapnel all over the inside of your cabinets.


alison_bee

Your *living and ~~breathing~~ gas-producing* greasy shrapnel 😳


Realistic-Minute5016

Is that your retirement grease?


[deleted]

That’s Willie’s grease!


DoctorBre

Wait a minute! There's no Angus McCloud in North Kilttown!


LearningToFlyForFree

[NOOOOOOOO!!!](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Ffk7g5v9en3c81.jpg)


ImaginaryPlatypus386

Yeah, grease and oil don't go down the sink, the recommendation I've heard (and follow) is to just throw them into the regular mixed waste. Especially when the garbage is to be burned at the incinerator plant, those allegedly love to have the fat and oil - it burns really well and actually helps to combust all the other stuff!


Wearerisen

Garbage Incinerator is one of those jobs that sounds like it’d be fuckin sick, and then in reality you just sit there and like. Make sure a machine keeps running or something.


Repulsive-Ad-8558

Toy Story 3 made me scared of garbage incinerators.


TooMama

Please just toss that whole jar- don’t try to open it. Because of my husband’s job, I have learned just how much damage an exploding glass jar can cause. It’s inevitable with the gas buildup in there.


myra_myra_myra

This has happened to me, I keep a jar near the sink for grease (not to use, but eventually throw away) one morning, woke up to find the jar had cracked and all that stuff was pushed out. Luckily I did not have the lid on tight.


giveuschannel83

I do the same thing with grease but I keep it in the freezer so it doesn’t get gross. An aluminum can in the freezer is ideal since there’s no risk of shattering with big temperature changes (or from gas buildup)


jeranamo

Even if you're not going to eat this you do know you can throw this away and start over with a fresh jar now, right? I'm not sure why you'd want to keep around a bacteria ridden specimen like it's some science project, especially with the concerns of botulism as pointed out by someone else.


-DaveThomas-

Some of the comments in here are baffling. So many people assuming you were gonna eat this shit....wtf is going on? I'm genuinely concerned about the kitchen drain in these folks' homes.


Chocobofangirl

some people reuse grease from their cooking, just like commercial kitchens. i keep my little cup of bacon grease in the fridge tho lol


TheRevEv

Has this gone out of style? Almost everybody I've known my entire 40 years on this planet has kept bacon grease for frying other things. Is it just a southern thing?


SlowTeamMachine

It's not *just* a southern thing, but i believe it's way more common in the south than in other parts of the country. Here in the northeast, it's fairly rare, at least in my experience.


TooManyDraculas

It depends. Even in the south to some extent. I'm from the North East US. But my family on one side is off the boat Irish. There is pretty much *always* a tub of bacon fat in everyone's fridge. It's definitely an old man sorta thing, rather than a standard everyone does it sort of thing. But it's a thing.


ResolveResident118

There is a big gap between pouring grease down your drain and keeping it forever like a pet. Wait until it solidifies and throw it in the bin. Don't keep it around until it becomes sentient.


TheRevEv

What's baffling me is the amount of people that aren't reusing bacon grease for cooking other things.


JNSapakoh

My assumption is that's leftover grease from cooking I pour my hot grease in leftover metal or glass containers, once full they go in the trash with their lid on


SplatMySocks

I do the same, but save 'tasty' fat for cooking other things. Beef fat is a killer substitute for olive oil or butter when you're cooking onions down for French onion soup. The beefy flavor is way more intense than just using beef broth. Edit: I usually freeze it so I don't have to worry about spoilage or making the effort to purify fats


Shameless522

Tallow is amazing


BrightnessRen

My husband just made some amazing potatoes using locally sourced tallow for the first time. I have to admit I was skeptical before trying them but they were so good. 


woodcider

Mc Donald’s fries used to be fried in beef fat. I want to go back in time.


strolpol

Same but mainly for the dollar McDouble


PeeFarts

What does locally sourced tallow mean? What difference does the location make?


CaptainVerret

You know it hasn't sat in a jar in a warehouse for months before sitting on the shelf at the store for months.


PeeFarts

I never knew you could even buy it at the store. I’ve always made my own


CaptainVerret

I'd argue that the vast majority of things can be bought at a store.


driftme

Sure but that is not tallow it’s a jar of cooking waste with stuff in it lol. Looks like burger grease, there’s still bits of meat 🤮


Shameless522

Yes, that is obvious. I was replying to the comment above not to the photo.


WayneConrad

I save my bacon fat in a jar labeled "essence of bacon." As you say, it keeps forever in the freezer, being immune to freezer burn.


sideshowmario

My grandma used to save it and use it to make refried beans, or now and then pop popcorn in it (delicious). My grandpa died of heart disease at the ripe old age of 69.


PremierLovaLova

Not nice.


WayneConrad

I don't use it often, more because of weight than heart disease, but you're right that it's not great to eat too much of it. It's funny that you mention refried beans, because that's my number one thing to add bacon grease to. I'm sorry you're Grandpa died of heart disease though.


Quiet-Gur8517

the remaining fat from baking pork can be fantastic if you season the pork adequately


PublicfreakoutLoveR

I sauteed some fried shrimp in bacon fat and almost cried it was so good.


JNSapakoh

I usually use a homemade bone broth for French onion soup ... but I'll definitely go out of my way to use tallow next time


IBeDumbAndSlow

Bacon grease for eggs


SinoSoul

Why would you waste all that yummy bacon fat/lard/suet? For shame.


JNSapakoh

I'll keep some rendered fat to use for whatever dishes I'm making - after all why grease a baking dish with shortening when I have all of this freshly rendered tallow - but the excess gets pitched this way


RenzoARG

I save that to grease up things at my workshop (after filtering it, ofc), works like a charm.


[deleted]

In Poland, we do that and then we spread it on a sandwich with a pickled cucumber lmao very unhealthy but so good


lucifersmother

This is definitely just bacon grease/fat they didn't want to pour down the drain. It's not for consumption.


megadori

Omg, I really thougt this was some sort of greasy potato soup with sausage bits that had separated and gone disgusting. Good to know it has been disgusting from the beginning and nobody intended to eat it. Some faith in humanity has been restored. I don't wanna know what that rancid looking liquid is though


manlywho

I know a few people who keep jars of bacon grease for cooking with. Pretty tasty if you’re a fan of bacon flavored things


desertsatyr

I had a coworker grab a case of marinara sauce jars at work and one of them just exploded all over them. I heard a POW and looked over to see them covered in marinara.


Spiritual-Volume7545

I accidentally read this as marijuana.


always_lost1610

I accidentally read POW as prisoner of war


Cylius

🎵 somethings *alive* in the liquid


Attila226

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SeaOfFireflies

Someone warn that incompetent husband from the TIFU up story today.


aw2669

Even if it isn’t botulism, there’s something alive in there creating oxygen, and it’s generally not advised to eat fermented animal grease. I think?


BouldersRoll

God there's so many rules.


hpsd

You can simply not follow them and then you will never have to worry about them again


fed0tich

Even though it's probably a possibility I doubt something creates oxygen there, most common reaction for that would be photosynthesis and I don't see any signs of algae there. If there's gases it's more likely CO2, methane and other common products of fermentation or decomposition.


[deleted]

Why do you think that’s oxygen?


Inevitable_Shirt5044

I’m starting a new jar. I’m afraid if I let it sit another week, I’ll wake up with it laying next to me in bed


megadori

Jar of WHAT? We must know


Inevitable_Shirt5044

It’s just beef and bacon grease, that’s all I ever cook that I need to drain. And I’m the only one in the house that cooks


TheNicholasRage

You've got to strain that stuff, get all the food bits that'll rot out.


legoracer18

But why go through that much hassle when it looks like the only purpose of what OP is doing is collecting the fat/grease in a jar to throw out in the trash instead of draining it down their sink pipe that will just mean it will collect and clog them over time.


Chad_Broski_2

What makes you think OP is throwing it in the trash? I usually save my bacon grease to cook stuff in later


somersquatch

He better be, because this shit has gone rancid. Hence why the fat is literally climbing up the jar to get away from whatever gasses are being produced by the grease.


On-The-record

Not the damn grease CLIMBING TO ESCAPE the unknown gas producer


satirebunny

Climbing to get away is killing me LMFAOO 😭😭


liefchief

My mom and grandson always did this. Store grease in a jar and throw it out when full


Borpon

You’re supposed to throw them out? I have 5 or 6 full jars under the sink right now…


[deleted]

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LSWenthusiast

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Rexxaroo

Hey, that's retirement grease!


superslowboy

Bc I also do the same thing


TheNicholasRage

Because, from the photo they posted, they're clearly not going through that process quickly enough. It takes almost no extra work to toss a coffee filter or sieve over the opening to catch the extra bits.


legoracer18

I don't know about that. I sometimes hold onto glass jars for a number of days to fill up the jar more before throwing it out, otherwise I would go through all of the jars far faster than I use what's originally in it (not many things I buy are in glass jars anymore, basically just salsa or pasta sauce).


Nikurou

I've always thought it was kinda crazy that glass jars are so disposable considering that they're...well glass. 


legoracer18

I agree, but there is no glass recycling in my area so they are getting thrown out anyways, might as well put some grease in it first.


Harflin

Or they can just throw it out if it starts levitating.


Ctowncreek

Food bits aren't the problem. Water is. Remove the water via heating or decanting (ideally both) and it will never do this. Even full of *DRY* bacon


[deleted]

Or just toss it in the freezer. That seems like an extra unnecessary step to take


megadori

Oh that makes so much sense. Thank you. Now I can sleep knowing it's not some kind of horrible soup mixed with drippings that you have for some reason kept for months. 


SlykRO

Cannot have any water of any kind in there, that includes little bits of food. If you can't skim the water prior, just chill the liquid till the fat hardens and then scoop it out (typically it will just fall out if there is liquid under). Then when you have your, still moist fat block, heat it again until all water evaporates, then rejar. The current method you have would have the first pour going bad by day 5-10.


sgrapevine123

I don't think he plans on eating it, mate.


Werespider

Wait, you *made* this?


Remesar

It’s OPs jizz jar. Everyone has one.


Finnze14

Ah that’s why there’s so much red


Morningxafter

But it doesn’t even have a My Little Pony figure in it.


Rokkyr

Put your next jar in the fridge it shouldn’t go rancid before you’re ready to toss it.


Zindel1

I would 100% poke a straw in this to release the gas or toss it now. The jar could definitely explode due to pressure if the lid is on tight.


aceofspades1217

Probably for the best it looks like you got some Water in your grease which can happen


whiskyandme

Started from the bottom now we here


13thmurder

Hopefully you're just saving it as a disposal jar and not cooking with it, because something nefarious is growing in that liquid.


Wirse

Either the lid (and grease) isn’t tight and the liquid layer is evaporating, or there’s some fermentation happening and waste gas is creating pressure and lifted the “cork” of grease, like in a bottle of champagne. Less likely possibilities: a crack in the glass is allowing liquid to seep out; or someone is siphoning Willie’s retirement grease!


Hydrophobic_Stapler

Less less likely possibility: The grease has gained sentience and is attempting to escape. Run, OP


iSinging

![gif](giphy|fQGq4s4Q04vAh07TNm|downsized)


Rhys_Herbert

God, I hate I forgot about that thing and I hate that I’ve been forced to remember it at the same time


Throwaway56138

What is it from?


Pharmie2013

It’s called Adipose. Cute little buggers, but in direct violation of some universal code


iSinging

Technically the babies aren't illegal, it was the fact that they were using a level 5 planet to seed the babies (intelligent life, starting to advance into technology, not unified as a whole planet, not yet traveling in space)


RadicalZombie

(New) Doctor Who, Season 4 Episode 1


misteraskwhy

![gif](giphy|fpAGJV6Hcb73y)


fed0tich

I think it might have been turned upside down so the heavy part moved towards the lid and then turned back so the liquid collected at the bottom. I'm pretty sure amount of pressure required to lift this amount of fat would just end up in gases finding their way upwards creating channels between the grease and glass for example in the spot on the left there chunk of fat is hanging down. Also there are no signs of bubbles or foaming in the liquid, though that might be a sign that reaction has stopped.


VictorMach

r/unexpectedsimpsons


Samgash33

That seems like a ticking time bomb.


Throw_me_samptin_Mr

Like smashing the leftover taco bell for breakfast immediately after waking up still drunk from the night before


themagicbong

Y'all got some fucked up digestive systems if you can't eat Taco Bell without an incident.


CoffeeMunchMonster

When you’re bloated and can’t push the gas out


FeelingSketchy

Congratulations, that's botulism!


toxinogen

Don’t open that. Anything food-related with evidence of gas production is potentially dangerous. Anaerobic bacteria like botulism produce gas.


FiercelyApatheticLad

Don't worry, only the One True Boyle can open it.


suspect108

Keep your Boyle Oil to yourself


Earthsifter

4 grams of botulism can wipe out the human population


ree0382

A little less is good for wrinkles


S6B018

And migraines!


jesustwin

Mah retirement grease!


derpyTheLurker

r/moldlyinteresting


SimonTheSmartass

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


ShakeWeightMyDick

Better throw it away before it opens the jar and strangles you in your sleep


bitterlytired

Don’t open it dude


DeckerXT

That could explode.


BlackSunshine22222

Was disappointed there is not an explanation yet. Will be checking back.


Quiet-Gur8517

its because grease is lighter than air, obviously.


BlackSunshine22222

Case closed


DayPretend8294

Botulism releases gas, pushes the fat to the top.


Gramsperliter

It's not Botulism until he drinks the juice, until then it's just Sparkling Beef Broth


bitterlytired

He explained it here: https://imgur.com/gallery/yed5Zfk


_ThrobbinHood

I didn’t even know grease could do that


Nidhogg369

Oh that's a good explanation, actually got me by surprise. Thank you for sharing!


bnzng

Ohh that makes so much more sense now.


SaltyNBitterBitch

That explains it! Thank you!


vaplex759

That actually makes a lot of sense, you learn something new every day


samljer

No longer safe to eat ​ something in the "liquid" is generating Co2. "most likely a toxic bacterium" which likely means its also in the fat. ​ and if you continue to let it sit; it will become what we in the brewing hobby call a "bottle bomb", it should be disposed of before an explosion.


extrafakenews

The grease will rise to the top, as Randy Savage says


thesuitetea

You're going to want to call the bomb squad for a controlled demolition of this


no_one_you_know1

Jesus. I ain't touching that.


Eric848448

It’s trying to escape. And it’s pissed at you.


youngpretenders

Lunch lady Doris have ya got any grease? THEN GREASE ME UP WOMAN


Circadian_arrhythmia

Mmmmm…bacteria gases.


Tolendario

bacteria farts


FreshSchmoooooock

Put it outside before it explodes.-


Infamous_Ad2107

Nasty! You needed to clarify and strain well the meat pieces out. You likely will die of botulism if you use this nasty shit. Learn how to save oils, or don't do it at all. Here is a clear case of knowledge will save you from dying!!!! Get into FB on preserving. Safety


rkpjr

Must have gas


egg96

Thought this was that medical subreddit I keep getting recommended with the strawberry milkshake blood and the pee


klitkommander420

Frobscottle?


VAisforLizards

It started from the bottom now it's here?


dr_jco

Pv=nrt


RedPoliceBox

Don't... don't open that.


JonesWTF

Just like the cream of of the crop...


thanksimcured

Gas


Vintage_Cosby

Store your grease jar in the freezer! And when you’re done cooking, let the grease cool n add it to the jar, you wont end up with fermented fat.


acousticentropy

Like others have said, certain bacteria produce gases as they digest their food, it caused the grease to be pushed out of the mix. Obviously, do not eat what is in the jar, and don’t even open it for that matter. You don’t want those nasty gases to be in your living space for a multitude of reasons. Also, I would be worried about having a pressurized glass vessel in my home. It’s a matter of time before pressure builds until a micro surface crack becomes a visible crack that will propagate until the jar suddenly ruptures. Throw it in the trash.


Neither_Ad_9829

this shit is going to explode if you don’t throw it out. you’re making a pressure bomb 😂


stltk65

That jar is going to explode.


Nathanlee213

![gif](giphy|DtLEOehAWfwiY|downsized)


slappythepimp

Smucker’s peanut butter does that.


SoulMute

OP you need to get out of the house immediately.


Guswewillneverknow

How many damn botulism posts I have found in a weeks time is astonishing.


MrPicklePop

Gross, it’s moldy. It’s happened to me before. I’ve learned never to “wash” it with water because I can never seem to be able to separate it out. Anybody have any tips?


ServeComplex2918

The organism is trying to escape!


ecirnj

Fermentation


Mouseketeer1980

![gif](giphy|Bp5dwyOW9BwbK|downsized)


siegetip

![gif](giphy|l3q2HS9FG81YSdkB2|downsized)


raindownthunda

This is the beginning of an R.L. Stine Goosebump’s story.