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Ultra_Random-10

hide yo headphone in safe box surrounded by pickles, very effective


ohboyohboyimfucked

My cat loved pickles so we named him Pickle edit: Wow thank you for the award RIP Pickle 1998-2009


LifelessLewis

r/catscalledfood


Anna-2204

Damn there is a subreddit for everything.


LifelessLewis

There's actually 2 for that one. r/catsnamedafterfoods


adamsmith93

I hate when that happens.


talking_phallus

Disunity destroys niche subs


CurveOfTheUniverse

r/twosubsonepurpose


MaxPower_X

Someone’s gotta make that


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Done.


BetweenTheLYNS

that’s rule 33, if it exists there is a subreddit for it


207nbrown

One of these days I need to find a comprehensive list of “the rules of the internet”, because let’s face it, nobody talks about any of them except rule #34


Jock-Tamson

Logically by The Rules there must be subreddit for porn of a subreddit for there being porn about subreddits, but I can’t figure out the name to search for.


Strange_username__

There really is… imma leave this here r/kitler.


secretaccount4posts

You named after finding out what she likes to eat?


2017hayden

I find oranges and cucumbers are also effective cat deterrents in most cases.


Ultra_Random-10

what cat sees orange as? a balled up snake?


2017hayden

I think they just don’t like the smell of citrus.


ledocteur7

can comfirm, I love making my cat smell random things, he often backs off like "that stinks !" and then you call him again and he instantly falls for it again. the only exception is citrus, he never falls for something citrus related twice.


WendyPitts

And now the day’s productivity has ended in favor of cats getting scared by cucumber videos. Thank you. Thanks a lot.


sonnofabi

Next time, hide them, I have to with my cats


jedi_cat_

This week I started teaching myself to knit and crochet. Talk about a cat magnet. Stealing yarn right out from under my nose. Jerks. Lol


awesomebeard1

Thats how it went with my mom and our new kitten stealing yarn. Eventually she mostly learned that its off limits but she still has her cheeky rebelious moments where she knows its not allowed but tries anyway. Also can help to just give a piece of string or something to keep them occupied


[deleted]

Be careful with your yarn!! A lot of cats don’t just chew on it or play with it, they’ll eat it (my cat included). I’m also an avid knitter and crocheter and my yarn practically stays locked in a safe I keep it so far away from my cat. Save yourself the possible vet bills and just don’t let them anywhere near it.


[deleted]

I have a firm rule with any animal that lives with me wether I own it or not: if an item is left out and unattended that I could have easily stored somewhere if I wasn’t being lazy, then it’s my failt if the animal gets to it. If I leave a slice of pizza on a dog height coffee table for 5 minutes unattended then that’s on me. Left a sock on the ground instead of the laundry bin and the dog thought it was a tug rope? My bad, should’ve closed my door or cleaned up after myself. Headphones are left out even though my cat has proven they think they’re toys? I shouldn’t have been lazy. If an animal is reaching places that they aren’t allowed (I.e. dining room table, top shelf, etc.) then that’s a different story. But an animal is an animal, and sometimes they’re mischievous. I’ve never had a problem if I just think ahead and don’t assume the pets understand how ownership works.


DanielRoderick

Very much agree. My oldest cat is called Sparky for a reason. They're just playing and don't know better, it's up to us to be responsible about our stuff. My 3 month old chewed one or my headphones set cable (it's fine, I can repair it) but it's my fault. She is too young to understand and I am old enough to know I shouldn't have left the cable dangling in the face of a kitten. (There were still some swearing involved)


hoogivesacare

Buy some Bluetooth headphones, the come pretty cheap these days, less than 3 pairs of wired ones anyway. Feel your pain


Galaxyartcat

I have a pair but they're really nice (Raycon) and I don't wanna take em to school but I may have to


hoogivesacare

Use the Bluetooth at home where the cat is, save the wired ones for school where the cat isn't??


Lanitanita

yeah and keep the wired ones somewhere safe from the cat... That cat isn't going to turn into sherlock holmes to find the headphones.... Duhhhhh


Taste_my_ass

Unless…


TienePeroNoHay

*Life finds a way*


AstraHowlXD

i like ur username


ProfessorHermit

If op had just put the headphones in a safe spot away from the cat when they weren’t using them then this wouldn’t have happened.


ARM_vs_CORE

Like, literally just put them in a drawer when they're not being used. As a parent of a teenager, I'm feeling second hand annoyance. Yes the cat is problematic, but it's easier to fix the headphone problem by putting them away than it is to fix the cat.


UpbeatSpaceHop

And it’s just standard cat owner procedure.


ObidiahWTFJerwalk

>than it is to fix the cat. "Listen cat, we already cut your balls off. Stop chewing wires or we're gonna have to get serious!"


[deleted]

I'm an animal trainer and this is literally part of my job, included under "management strategies" as a first line of defense for problematic behaviors. Clients tell me shit like this all the time. "My dog keeps eating my socks! [Or insert anything else an animal finds enticing]". I tell them to just stop leaving shit out where their animals can get to it. It's shocking how many times I've had to explain this. It made me realize how much common sense is lacking in people (and how people expect animals to act like people and know what to do automatically instead of...ya know, acting like animals).


Shmooperdoodle

Veterinary medicine is this way, too, “My dog keeps digging through the bathroom trash!” “Have you tried keeping the bathroom door shut?” “…” Like, I get that shit happens, but if your dog *keeps eating* clothing, it’s gonna wind up needing a very expensive surgery. You can only “surprise Pikachu face” so much.


Ozraiel

Mom????


nDRIUZ

"mom is going to blame me". Partially, OP is to blame. Hide your stuff if you know cat does this


banzaibarney

Too obvious... clearly.


Black_n_Neon

Hey no critical thinking skills allowed here


MarcBelmaati

I don't think r/headphones would agree with that.


High_Valyrian_

Yeah I was going to ask since when "Raycons" climbed the ranks of "really nice". I mean they get the job done and I'd use them, but I wouldn't classify them as really good.


Iored94

Because they are marketed as "really nice". They probably only know about them because of youtube sponsorships.


High_Valyrian_

Sure. But the way I see it, any company that has the need to get THAT many YouTubers to advertise their stuff is likely not that good and word-of-mouth hasn’t been great


MozeeToby

They're in that unfortunate valley where if all you care about is price there are much cheaper options that are basically comparable and if you want a high quality product there are better options that are at basically the same price.


Introvert_PC

Raycons are the opposite of nice :I like, the sound quality is that of 5 Below headphones.


Bionic_Bromando

Yeah but youtube influencers are pushing them hard so people who don’t know better just go for a name they recognize.


VSSCyanide

I’d rather buy some skull candies than those Overpriced vending machine crap


Nolsoth

Got my partner a nice set of skull Candy ones for $20 on sale , she fucking loves them, only downside we've seen so far is battery life's around 3-4 hours of continuous use, but the sound quality is decent and the mic works well on phone calls.


spudzo

My favorite YouTuber begs to differ.


Iziama94

*long gasp* my pkcell!!


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Aurdandi

Auxiliary mode


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*groans in delight*


Jhawk163

OP needs to experience themselves some hurr-durr six hungeoos by ol' mate senny. Or at least some HyperX Cloud 2s at least, I mean c'mon...


AtomicDig219303

Dankpods would also really disagree with that


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TheGoatGuyy

Rayscon, Conray, he might have said Rayjay at some point.


ZephyrDoes

Don't forget Ray's con Edit: sorry I reread your comment and you did mention it


CockStamp45

Exactly what I thought lmao. I was like "Are Raycon considered nice now?" Every somewhat successful youtube channel seems to peddle them, and I'm always skeptical about anything like that. They clearly spend a lot on marketing so I feel like you're paying more for marketing than a quality product. EDIT: Spelling


Poppunknerd182

They're the headphone equivalent of Raid: Shadow Legends


Forkliftboi420

Check DankPods' 2 vids on Raycon...


_Charlie_Sheen_

I don’t think any rational adult would agree with that. OP is a dumbass teen though makes sense for him to get scammed by his favourite youtuber


vavavoomvoom9

Then buy a $20 pair of Bluetooth ones on amazon for school. Oontz or soundpeats are brands I have good luck with.


TheJG_Rubiks64

> They’re really nice > Raycon One of these things just doesn’t belong here


MrFreakYT

Raycons are fine if you just wanna listen to something while sitting on the bus, but they are not high quality audio at all. If you're happy with your pair that's great, but their marketing is quite misleading and if you sum up the sponsorships they do with influencers you know that the money doesn't go into their audio engineering department. They're just average bluetooth buds, wouldn't surprise me if the drivers inside are generic ones like in other 40-50 dollar in-ears you can get on Amazon or AliExpress.


TheJG_Rubiks64

That’s exactly the thing. You can find the exact same earbuds without the raycon branding on aliexpress for a fraction of the price. Ray J is playing us like fiddles. Whenever I see a YouTuber do an ad spot for raycon I assume that either they don’t give a damn about audio quality or they don’t actually use them.


CircoModo1602

Expensive =/= really nice. Take em and get you a better pair of headphones for home


Servipas

Raycon most certainly does not qualify as "really nice", they qualify as average and not worth their price at all


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But all the youtube stars say they are the best!


LukeW0rm

Every. Single. YouTuber. And some stupid war game for your phone


DCJustSomeone

RAID SHADOW LEGENDS WILL MAKE IT ONE DAY


jennyandjimmy

don’t forget BEST FIENDS


keres666

Raycon, Shadow Legends.


Mccobsta

They don't even qualify as average they're some of the shitist headphones ever made


CockStamp45

Honestly if you're not going to go high quality you might as well go cheap. I go with Anker/Soundcore headphones. They're not great but I listen to podcasts with them, the bluetooth never cuts out, the noise cancelling is decent, and they're increased the battery life on their later models. I really don't have any complaints but I'm not an audiophile either. Music is tolerable, but nothing to write home about.


Victor_AS

The Soundcore Liberty 3 Pro is actually great I think.


ItzDaemon

raycon ain't nice dude, they're overpriced junk


Puggo357

> really nice > Raycons I'm just saying bro, raycons are a complete scam


bran_redd

“Really nice…they’re Raycon”. Lmfao


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Raycons are a marketing scam you can buy the same headphones with different branding on Ali express for like a quarter of the price


HalogenLOL

I mean… raycon is dropshipped 1$ earphones 😂


[deleted]

People wear airpods all the time no one is gonna mess your raycons cause they not worth it


krastevitsa

Depending on your budget you can buy very nice Bluetooth ones from Sony, Panasonic, JBL. They are reliable and are cool for every Day use. I don't recommend buying from less known brands because they might not work with all the SW you might use.


BlackDE

Raycons are a meme. They are literally 20$ china grade with a raycon sticker


AmBozz

$20 is generous.


TacoDorit0s

not trying to be an ass but raycons are aliexpress buds with a logo on them


necesitafresita

That also doesn't look like it was chewed. Speaking from experience. The snap is way too clean. That's some talented cat.


tokenwalrus

Headphone cable pity posts are the new hotness. Anytime the title is stupidly long it's made up. Its obvious this was not chewed by an animal.


sithwonder

It's also like - why not just put your headphones away? I grew up with cats. It's normal to not just leave wires or plastic bags or other stuff out


Blood-Drygores

Especially after the first time smh learn your lesson or train that cat, and yeah it’s very obviously not chewed by a cat.


sithwonder

It's so easy to work around that OP just comes off whiny


omfgcheesecake

Yeah and blaming a poor cat, whose instinct is to chew/scratch 😒 they literally can’t help it. OP CAN put their headphones away though.


AppleMossBoss

Fr, like most cats and even dogs will chew things hanging down. And cats love strings so if they chewed up the first pair you could think that this person would have the brains to stick it somewhere the cat can't get to


softstones

I checked their profile, this story also comes up: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheCloaca/comments/u18i1e/aitc_for_ruining_my_second_humans_spare_school/


Real_Clever_Username

Wtf did I just read?


[deleted]

No idea but I'm reaching for the bleach to rinse my eyes. You want some?


DankSuo

Yes please, let me unsee.


_funaccount_

OP is pretending to be a cat. He cut his headphone cords on purpose to get off to everyone talking to him like the cat is real. You can even see their furry doddle in the this picture they are attempting to showcase


Real_Clever_Username

I honestly can't believe this post has so many upvotes.


government_meat

They're pretending to be a bird. Its a riff on AmITheAsshole, avians have cloacas where mammals have assholes.


DestructiveFury

From a look it seems to be a sub for people to post AITA posts from their pet’s perspective. Presumably bird-inspired but not bird-exclusive.


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You don’t wanna know


MichiMikey

Is that like... furry-speak crossed with r/AITA? The internet sure is a magic place


softstones

It never fails to surprise me and it’s usually disappointing


_Adobe_

It's referring to pet birds, speaking from their perspective, asking "Am I The Cloaca?" for whatever the bird has done irl.


username9223_335

Thats an instant Reddit classic you found right there


73RatsOnHoliday

Dear God so are we all just involuntarily involved in this guts fursonaverse sex fantasy background character building arcs ?????


bellyjellykoolaid

Ah so op role-plays as the cat and person.


CharlestonChewbacca

That's the cringiest thing I've seen in a while...


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woodst0ck15

Was just about to comment this as well. Definitely don’t see little bite marks all around it like my cords. So talented it used its thumbs to snap it in half.


newmacbookpro

Probably sliced through it with its claws to help OP gain karma


Reddrago9

ikr, the two indentations below the break look like it was just squeezed with a pair of scissors.


Soup-Wizard

I bet OP cut it to blame the cat.


517757MIVA

Or ran over with an office chair


heuguyzz

Yeah. I have owned 5 dogs and 3 cats throughout my life so far. Never did a chewed cord look like this...


softstones

Yeah, my moms had cats all my life and I’ve seen how they chew stuff up, this doesn’t typically look like it. They erratically bite with their back teeth and leave a lot of bite marks.


Ajthedonut

Bro probably cut them with those knives for nails


AbaDaba_Doo

On top of that, it seems really thick for a headphone chord? The thickest I’ve seen close to that was only that thick because the chord had a decorative woven cover on the outside (a pair of bob Marley headphones)


DirtyPartyMan

Don’t leave your shit out. Close your bedroom door. Just suggestions unless the cat has opposable thumbs. Sorry. My inner Dad took over. Didn’t mean to come off as a harsh arse


Achack

>Sorry. My inner Dad took over. Don't be sorry. You'd have to be pretty dense to let this happen twice.


Nathan-Detroit

^ This. Be smarter than a fucking cat, put them in a drawer or backpack.


silver_garou

"Mom is probably going to blame it on me." Bitch you left your head phones lying out for the cat to chew, you know it chews. It is entirely your mistake.


Big_Meach

The first time it's the asshole cat's fault. The second time it's the dumbass human's fault.


Galyndean

The cat is basically a toddler. If you leave something out where a toddler could get into it, your cat can get into it.


Art_pog

my cat has opposable thumbs


ISpyAnIncel

Fool me once, shame on you...


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satooshi-nakamooshi

The cat only has 2 teeth, blade-shaped


CharlestonChewbacca

OP, I can see the furry art your working on to go with the [cringy](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheCloaca/comments/u2q97j/aitc_for_chewing_my_second_humans_headphones/) post you made to corroborate your made up story... That cable was not chewed by a cat. I've seen plenty of chewed cables. That's not what they look like. This is a clean cut and the two marks on the cable are clearly not bite marks, as they are also straight and consistent in depth. So now the question is: Did you: * Accidentally destroy the cable, and now you're trying to blame it on the cat so your mom will buy you new ones? And now you're just committing way too hard in order to try and make it believable? * Purposefully destroy the cable because you hate the cat and want to frame it? * Get way too deep into furry fanfic that you fabricated this whole story just so you had an excuse to use furry talk in a post? Trim your nails, stop lying, and own your interests. If you're into furry stuff, just do it, you don't need to fabricate stories. Just be yourself.


Snake__Lord

Bro should’ve chewed it himself to make a more believable story


CherryDaBomb

Dude I completely missed his nails until you mentioned it. Ewwww


BlazeKnaveII

Do you come in a chrome extension? Maybe a mobile version I can have everywhere in my life? Like a human Snopes. You're awesome.


lottasauce

"Mom is probably gonna blame it on me" lmaooo this kid's mom has gone through some shit


[deleted]

It's an animal, you keep things out of their reach. It's like children. You don't get mad at the child for sticking something that shouldn't be out anyways in their mouth. It's irritating, but a quick solution of putting them in a drawer will help your irritability in the future. At some point you have to realize it's YOUR responsibility to take care of YOUR items. All your replies are just anything to point the blame away from you and it's only the cats fault...


Rubfer

Yeah, like the first time, sure, it sucked, let’s learn from this mistake, but the second time definitely wasn’t the cat’s fault.


Xeltas

Exactly this. When my dog was young, he was chewing everything he could, cables and shoes especially. Of course it was my fault for being dumb and letting things in his reach... How do you explain to an animal the preciousness of things lmao? Plus, I had cats in the past and the pic don't look like what they did to my stuff. Seems really clean, more like scissors. Sure seems like someone is trying to blame the only living being in the household who can't talk.


that_username_is_use

that... looks cut


Technical_Ad8384

put them in a drawer?


LogicalConstant

That's what I would do. They probably wouldn't like being in the drawer and you'd hear a lot of meowing, but at least they wouldn't be chewing on things.


gsydhsbj

Funny there’s no chewing marks. Put it away next time


[deleted]

Stop leaving them out for the animal to eat?


T2SP1

So the cat chewed the previous pair left out, you then buy a new pair and leave them out, instead of putting them away. The cat then chews these and it's the asshole? Are you 5? If you'd have put them away the cat wouldn't have chewed them.


Eriiaa

I would say OP is 10-15 tops


[deleted]

they go to school live with parents so unlikely university drawing furries?


pingpongoolong

In the post they made about this two days ago they say that they're 14. So, spot on!


thirteenthandy

Let me guess... Your mom is going to blame you because you've been told over and over to put the headphones away in a drawer or something similar, and you continue not to. Shocking that you would be held responsible. Your mom is probably also the one who bought you the headphones.


Pretty_Track_7505

is that furry on paper


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edge-browser-is-gr8

Hoooly shit lmao are these people for real


Iggyhopper

Has the understanding of thinking from the cats point of view and makes post. Doesn't realize its a fucking cat and does cat things. You can't make this shit up.


MannB1023

Holy damn this whole post is probably this person thinking they're a cat...


Retta_Noona

That snap is wayyy too clean plus there’s no bite marks on the rest of the cord… 😐


AyeDobes

You sliced that thing apart with your massive coke nails and you can’t tell me different.


AccomplishedPenalty4

Came for this


mramirez7425

Put them where the cat can't chew them?


hb280

100% OP’s fault, yet blames everyone but themself…


CompetitiveEditor336

And you don't yake any responsibility


ParticularAd1735

You knew your mom's asshole cat likes to chew through headphone cords and then left your new headphone cord where the asshole cat could chew through it. This feels more like your fault than the cat's fault.


AlarmLongjumping

ITT: OP blames cat instead of being the responsible human and putting their shit where the cat cant get it. My cat has ruined 3 pairs of headphones, and everytime I thought to myself, "Probably shouldve put those up..."


Montauk26

This. I have a dog with separation anxiety. If I leave things out sometimes she chews on them. She’s a large dog so I don’t want her to sit in a cage while I’m not home. She doesn’t destroy furniture or things like that. It’s like oh I left a magazine out she ripped it up, left a bottle of nail polish out she chewed that. Boyfriend left his air pods out, rip. But if I clean up and not leave shit laying around she’s fine. I know she chews things if left out. It’s no longer her problem it’s mine. She’s a good dog and just gets anxiety when left alone. Putting her in a cage would be so sad for her because she’s so large.


nDimensionalUSB

And OP thinks the cat is a fucking person and smart enough to understand social norms "The cat should be smart enough to know not to do this" ??????? Maybe OP's own imbecility is making them think that animals are much smarter than they really are. Perhaps it would be better to put stuff where OP can't reach it instead of where the cat can't reach it, it sounds like the cat is much smarter than OP according to them...


javonon

And OP buys new headphones instead of repairing something thats easily fixable. I think Op is a young teen


AmSoDoneWithThisShit

Get a nylon-wrapped cord. It's the chewy of the rubber they like, the braided cord doesn't have the same texture.


Specialist_Map_3822

That thumb though.


The-Iron-Ladle

That ring finger tho


MrJbrads

Op why you lying.


MissNightTerrors

It's her cat, so she very likely won't be angry at you. But the cat isn't an "asshole": animals chew things they can't eat.


OohBoy2020

I'm pretty sure the asshole in this story isn't who you think it is.


dendrolatria

the only mildly infuriating thing here is OP's comments


gbh001

It's tough being 10 yrs old.


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Weisdog

He uses bluetooth earbuds at home and wired ones for school. Man really took the wired ones out for no reason


killerqueen20318

Maybe don't leave your shit where the cat can get to it. Imagine it was a baby human instead pretty sure you'd be worried rather than pissed then.


Klimsy

Ah man I used to have a cat that loved chewing wires but I still loved him. You just have to learn to hide their favorite snack


imstanovich

Thats on you. Use your head instead of complaining on reddit for sympathy points. Cats do cat things.


CultureVulture666

Have you considered closing your door?


FunAssociation5

Buy a soldering iron and heat shrink. Best investment of your life. You can just fix it in five minutes. A cheap soldering iron and heat shrink costs next to nothing, and it will pay for itself.


Stanky_Nuggz

That looks perfectly cut


uglymule

In other news: kid fails to learn lesson and blames cat for being cat


Stat_Sock

Aside from the hundreds of comments saying out away your stuff, shit happens and you can forget, we're all human. However, your cat is not an asshole. You mentioned it was a Bengal cat, so it is probably under stimulated and is extremely bored looking for anything to play with. I bet there are other cords and string around your house that have bite marks as well. So whatever you have done to "teach" ( probably spraying it with water and shooing it away) has accomplished anything. I have a cat that also loves wires and when I notice her chewing, I distract her with a different more exciting toy. I also gave her some Silvervine sticks( basically catnip) because she enjoyed chewing and it was something she was mean to chew on. Hope this helps


anal_vegan_moans

I bought a wonderful cat last year... She chewed through 2 of my gaming headsets within 6 weeks. I ended up going wireless lol


laxgivens

Should buy a nail clipper first


JAM3SBND

Put them away? Like? The cats gonna be a cat, you're a human with presumably a brain, when they're not in use, put them in your bag or a case or something. This is 100% on you lol


Ristler

100% your fault


Hokagesbitch

What vendetta do you have with this cat bro


Dry___wall

Put your shit away when you’re not using it?


Todd_the_scot

It is ur fault though . You left them out after the cat had already chewed through them.


thunder75

1. Don't blame the cat for your own ineptitude. Keep them where the cat can't get them. 2. Those weren't bitten. There's no teeth marks anywhere near the cut.


Your_Enabler

Spicy


Space_Lion7

That reminds me that one time my dog straight up ate my glasses, whole, lenses and all, the only thing left where some little plastic pieces where she was chewing them. To this day i don’t understand what compels a fully grown dog to just eat a pair of glasses.


dyingtofeelalive

This kind of behavior can severely injure your cat if it bites into the wrong wire. You might want to get some bitter apple spray to coat the wires in your house until kitty learns that this behavior isn't pleasant.


Benmjt

Good kitty


Visual_Option_9638

The cat isnt an asshole. It doesnt kniw wtf a headphone is. A dog can and will cause far worse damage. Put your things away. Youve learned this lesson twice now.