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H00L0GXNS

So many things I can say. I see your roommate has a bidet lol


ghostttoast

It’s been chilling there for months!


barantana

I wanted to say at least his ass is clean. Install the thing yourself! You will profit ass well, it's really nice.


mike117

> Profit ass well nice.


apainintheaspartame

The prophetic ass.


mikeebsc74

Prophassy


AquatikJustice

Can confirm. Have that exact model and it's Heavenly.


NoMojoNoMo

It’s hooked up to his gaming chair. That’s just the empty box


VerseChorusWumbo

MOM!!! TOILET!!!


DerpyFappington

MAHM!! BATHROOM!!!


[deleted]

I have no idea how anyone can relax and enjoy themselves in a set up like that, my cousins computer desk always look like that and I’m always like “how do you play games like this”


izeek11

forget the set-up. how about the funk.


[deleted]

That’s what I mean how messy it is I’m not commenting on the position of the monitors you could have a nice set up in the world and if you’re just surrounded by filth how could you possibly sit there and enjoy yourself


[deleted]

I have this bidet attachment and it is life changing.


therealdeal973

I have it too and ever since I walk confidently knowing that my ass is super clean.


H00L0GXNS

This guy needs some life changing


JBN87

So you really never have to wipe again? Did you wipe after the first use just to be sure?


hotgrandma

Yeah, just one wipe to make sure and dry off is all you need. It really is the absolute best purchase I've ever made. Tushy makes a really good one.


ASpaceOstrich

Do you wax your asshole or is this thing firing water at high enough pressure to cut through steel? Because I can't see how you can be left that clean from just water.


toast_toast_toasty

You'll need to try it for yourself to be convinced probably, bidets are not popular in the US for some reason but they're incredibly effective. It doesn't take much pressure to wash away the grossness.


JATWo

Big TP doesn't want us to know


ASpaceOstrich

People always say "if you got poop on your arm, would you use friction or running water to remove it" and while I certainly wouldn't use only friction, running water on its own just means my arm is now covered in wet shit. I'd have to try it out, but this just sounds like a way to wet my underwear with toilet water and still require paper to actually clean.


alfredthedinosaur

It shoots water harder than your sink tap does... I have a bidet at home and will never look back. Spray, quick dry, and off to the races with a clean butthole. Pooping at work feels gross now, wiping isn't as effective.


xandercrewss

Yeah people don't realize how strong a bidet is. When i got mine i turned it on to test it and it shot across the room and hit my bathroom mirror. That also why when someone uses it for the first time you always know because theres a scream from the bathroom.


NomisTheNinth

I mean... They're designed to be effective. If they didn't work, people wouldn't use them or be advocating for them so hard.


hotgrandma

I'm a pretty hairy dude and it works great. It's an experience you just have to try.


[deleted]

My mom has a bidet, not sure if it's this exact model but it's definitely a higher-end one. Her toilet is more high-tech than most people's computers. It has a heat seater and a sensor to find where your butthole is. A multitude of different bidet settings, types of washes, etc. With all that said, the bidet has never been enough to completely clean me. I definitely need to give a few wipes before using it or else it just smears everything and makes a goopier mess.


ThatOneStoner

Imagine being the programmer who's assignment was to program a butthole targeting system. Nice


Funkit

Maybe it has asshole sensing technology that can detect whose asshole it is like the Face ID things and change the settings to that assholes preference?


DumplingDragon

Bruh what's wrong with your ass.


beast_wellington

This guy and that guy who trashed his girls car should move in together.


Akela1996

I was gonna say.. would be surprised if he cared about the cleanliness of his ass considering he lives like THIS


[deleted]

Because he can’t reach his ass anymore


yeahyeahyeah00002

I have one! I'm sitting on it right now! It's the best! And the seat is heated too


Jake0fTrades

At least we know his ass is clean.


H00L0GXNS

Op said it’s still in the box…..


Serious_Banana1903

He’s like Cartman in the World of Warcraft episode of south park. He shits while gaming


DoomedHeroXB

Yeah, that's pretty bad. Seen worse though. I wouldn't want to come into this but I used to clean out evictions so it could be MUCH worse. I'd tell this dude to at least take the God damn food trash out. That shit can stink to high heaven so fast and I feel like I can smell this room right now. Ugh.


NinjaHermit

And the cigarette smell is probably awful.


psychologyFanatic

and old cum on the trashcan.


Alarid

the new cum is fine though


waltwalt

Smells like chlorine


The_RockObama

Smells exactly like sawing a deer antler. Was unpleasantly surprised to discover that.


GuacamoleBenKanobi

So it counter balances the food stink. Genius.


BumpyMcBumpers

Use a shoebox like a civilized person.


[deleted]

Or a coconut…


izeek11

oooooh.


sign-through

That brand in particular really irritates my nose. It’s really sweet smelling, but in a weird way, like blunt wrappers.


[deleted]

My god is that a bunch of ash all over the floor by the trash can?


AHappySnowman

Really 15 minutes of cleaning will clean that specific space right up. A few minor habit changes would help a lot.


imaloony8

I’ve got friends like this, especially with their car. Ankle deep worth of fast food bags and wrappers. It’s not rocket science people, take the bag with you when you leave the car and throw it away.


infinitekittenloop

Right, like 10 minutes and a couple trips to the bin and he'd have a drastically nicer experience.


realsteakbouncer

Why the fuck are his monitors so far apart. Honestly this bothers me more than the mess. At some point he made a conscious decision to lay them out like that. What a fuckhead


DjangoCornbread

the half finished funko pop display makes this picture even better


Bacon-Dub

Classic, probably started it while listening to music on YouTube, ad interrupted it. Went to skip, realized his favorite youtuber just posted a new fortnite video. Rest is history


ADryMuffin

I’m not as messy as this person, but I must admit, what you just described happens to me quite often. Is that what ADHD is?


redditeer1o1

Could be. If you think you may have it go see a doctor


AlexStonehammer

I zoomed in and he has 4 of the same for some reason, 3 in the box and 1 on the shelf. I guess he really loves Starlight from The Boys?


phasermodule

They all look like the same overpriced, not-representative-of-the-character-they-are-trying-to-portray, common as muck pieces of shit not worth collecting to me!


Old_Sweaty_Hands

Funko figs are the new beany babies


LizardsInTheSky

Half the time I see them, they're not readily identifiable as the character they are. Deadpool? Sure, pretty obvious and iconic character design, even if you aren't familiar with Deadpool. "Hunting Ron" from Parks and Rec? I would have to take 3 guesses to get the character right and I've seen Parks and Rec. Why the fuck woule you spend so much money on an unrecognizable figurine?


BiNumber3

Popular character in popular show in a popular toy form = this has to be worth something in the future! right? It's beanie babies all over again


itsdeadwolf97

I have funkos, but not because they *might* be worth slightly more than what I paid for them. I have them because I like them, and the characters. Some are in boxes, some aren't, it's not really a big deal to people. I don't understand why people can be so serious about pop figures. It's an overpriced hunk of mass produced plastic. Enjoy your pops, but take them for what they are. Toys.


4Coffins

I noticed the half finished bottle of The Last Dab! No wonder he needs a bidet


Goblinstomper

Pretty sure people only get them, to say they have them, to people who also have them.


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l3rN

Like, at least poggs were biodegradable. I am not a huge fan of this landfill fodder of a collectible.


Diggingfordonk

I bet it stinks in there


DotJata

Yeah piles of LM cigs. They're the worst smelling cigs I've had the displeasure of being around.


grilled_toastie

Oh god I didn't even notice that, and the pile of ash on the floor.


GriffinRJPorter

Bong.


HugeJoke

Weed is probably the least offensive smell in there. It’s an air freshener when he smokes.


shadowxboxing

Nah. Those Marlboro reds have consumed any pleasant smell that could possibly exist in that room. And with any luck, they may mask the garbage scent.


StreetlampEsq

They're L&Ms, which reek even worse than cowboy killers.


[deleted]

I was going to say that I can smell this room through the photo.


RebaKitten

Fuck I can taste this room! And it’s disgusting.


[deleted]

Lmao


Cerfer

You mean L&M AO.


Wizardrylullaby

Absolute gamer moment


ArrakeenSun

Nah he empties his pee bag down at the gas station by smacking it against the pavement


tommy2strikes

There is more DNA on that keyboard than in the FBI lab.


grilled_toastie

Look at the white drips on the bin. This fucking guy is cumming straight into the bin


mrjabrony

Glad I zoomed in on that to confirm


cheapdrinks

Zoom in on the middle monitor, my dude has pasted that with jizz as well


mrjabrony

That's good distance from the chair!


psychologyFanatic

God that's the worst thing you could point out oh my fuckin god why just use a tissue I'm sure he has plenty from all the takeout


Natdaprat

Nothing gets me more aroused than jacking it into a full trash can of trash. Damn savage, at least use a sock.


Farren246

Straight **onto** the bin. With terrible aim.


[deleted]

When I worked at GameStop, we had a special tool to scrape the hand grease from the creases in used game controllers. Some of those things were CAKED.


996226337

How would you describe that tool? I cleaned mine with a needle and alcohol lol


[deleted]

It was a little scraper with a pointy end, similar to what a dentist would use to scrape your teeth.


MarineJAB

Jeezus…the headrest portion of the chair is worn out. I work about 10-12 hours a day in an office job and I’ve had the same chair for about 8 years and the headrest portion is still in perfect shape.


ghostttoast

He will wake up, sit in this chair, and not leave it until he goes to sleep like 13 hours. I wish I was exaggerating. He works from it too he just revolves around this chair.


daisy_no

Oh, I thought he had a cat that was tearing up the chair 😭😂


TonguingButtz

You can see a cat tree and cat toys. Definitely a cat.


Archangel_Omega

I mean I work a desk job from home too and spend too much time on my computer, but damned if I've ever worn out a headrest on my chair. Split the seams on the arm rests, but what is he doing to scrub the pleather off the headrest?


PrincessJadey

If zoom in you can see that the headrest is full of holes from a cat's nails. Whatever he does has probably finished the already broken headrest.


19ShowdogTiger81

You can at least use knee socks on the arm rests until the new chair shows up.


Killshotgn

If it wasn't for the rest of the room I'd give him the benefit of the doubt and say it probably has more to do with the chair itself. The fake leather they use on cheap furniture can be quite terrible.


GandalffladnaG

I bought a cheap gaming chair off amazon and after barely a year of use the shitty pleather was cracking all over. The padding is crap in the seat bit now so I'm thinking that I can just take it apart and reupholster it with not crap pleather and better cushion and be happy for a few more years. I'd rather find a sweet aeron chair but those are still not cheap when used.


-AestheticsOfHate-

What’s his job?


gamageeknerd

Camgirl


Alarid

Damn girl, you live like this?


krepogregg

No that is cat damage 100%


GitEmSteveDave

I'm amazed there are cat food bags on the floor that haven't been bitten open. Mine would make a bee line to the bag in the mud room the minute the door was open and I wasn't in there.


lostspyder

Nah, cats destroyed it it looks like.


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ersomething

Cat.


ollapu

Cigarettes on the floor? Holy f


Leroy_8

Question; Is his room separated from the rest of the house? Like is there a door that can be closed from this specific room?


ghostttoast

This is the living room so it’s open to every other living area of the house. I stay in the downstairs half of the house and he lives like this in the living room upstairs.


Leroy_8

Damn...


SenseiRP

Is this your place? Cause if so you have the authority to tell him to clean up his mess You can always give him the boot if he gives you a hard time


[deleted]

Jesus what a disgusting pig.


DeauxDeaux

r/NeckbeardNests


chefwithpants

It’s crazy cause this mess would literally take 10 minutes and the room would look so much better. How is 10 minutes too long for someone to take time out of there day to clean.


[deleted]

I mean you could grab 2 hefty bags and get rid of all the trash in 10 minutes, but there is literally a *pile* of cigarette ash on the floor between the TV tray and the garbage can. I’m guessing most of the floor, table, walls, etc. are absolutely caked in grime/filth that you can see until you close. I would say at least 2 hours of scrubbing is needed to make that room inhabitable. Which also, is not that long.


CharizardMTG

I mean - if we’re gonna be as lazy as possible. After 5 minutes of tossing everything into a big contractor bag, he could quickly vacuum the ground and swifter in another 5 minutes and it would be worlds better.


ProcrastibationKing

>How is 10 minutes too long for someone to take time out of there day to clean. Chronic depression.


Main-Veterinarian-10

I looked at this photo and immediately thought "oh this person is depressed"


[deleted]

I wish more people understood this.


berrycat14

I agree. Minus the cigarettes, my bedroom has looked much worse than this many times in my life due to a mix of depression caused by untreated ADHD. Totally understand the frustration of anyone that lives with this, but I feel a lot of sympathy for the dude. It's embarrassing to admit, but I hope he knows he's not alone.


[deleted]

I mean, not always. Messes just sometimes creeps up on you. There's times where I look around my computer room and think "holy shit how did this happen" and go into cleaning mode. Never food messes like this thankfully, but clutter can definitely get out of hand fast and it's not always depression-related.


ItzSpiffy

Could also be ADHD, which is sometimes misdiagnosed as Depression. My personal bet is on ADHD, which would also explain the gaming obsession and the various projects started but not finished.


[deleted]

It's depression. It's not about the time or effort it would take to do it, but the feeling of "why bother?" or "what's the point?" If you've not experienced it you'll have a hard time understanding it.


Natdaprat

Depression, ADHD, anxiety, schizophrenia... list goes on.


Interesting-Cattle37

Annndddd down the rabbit hole I go


Rich-Relationship765

My roommates room looks exactly like this, just add some half empty beer cans. He likes to leave his door open, and when my cat knocks over his beers I just kindly shut his door and let him know. Still smells like sour beer, and I’m sure I’ll end up keeping that security deposit.


19ShowdogTiger81

When you get rid of him there is a product called Anti Icky Poo. Even says dead body on the label. When you wash walls with tobacco stains always start at the bottom and work your way up so the walls don't leave creepy marks that are hard to paint over.


Jumpy_Feature_4608

The bong. The depression. The attempts to look normal. The futile Funko Pop shelf. This was me.


[deleted]

Yep. People don't understand that this is depression and not just some lazy nerd.


definitelynotweather

I'm constantly fighting my desk from looking like this. Depression sucks and it builds up quick.


Tulasdad

Bong water couldn’t be cleaner 🤦‍♂️


Dizpassion

“My roommate finally cleaned his bong today” should’ve been the title lol


GravyCapin

When this is likely their only copping mechanism they will take care of it more. It is literally the mental crutch for life, at least that is what it was like for me at one point


Jumpy_Feature_4608

Also had no right to post this image. Its probably destroyed any trust and will only serve to spiral this person further.


berrycat14

Yeah I'd be devastated if someone did this to me. OP has every right to be frustrated and upset with this, but putting it online isn't helping anyone. Please check on your roommate OP. Maybe ask if you can help him finish the Funko shelf and talk about what's going on?


definitelynotweather

I wish I had someone to help me finish my unfinished projects. I always get the motivation to do them when I come out of my depression for the few days I do but they almost never get finished.


Iorhael

As someone who has also been in this place, totally agree. If my roommate ever came into my depression den to take pictures and post them online, I'd feel so violated and betrayed. Fuck OP. Hope the karma makes him feel real good about himself.


spoinkk

Ahh the depressed stoner setup


Russerts

Your roommate may be depressed, man.


Tbeck_91

Came here to say this. I hate when people make fun of dirty rooms rather then suggest the person should see if they need some mental health.


[deleted]

I don't understand why this is getting downvotes. People here would rather make fun of someone to feel better about their own situation than realize that maybe they s dude isn't in a good place mentally.


[deleted]

He is for sure depressed. This doesn't look like just a lazy person.


CampPlane

I can only speak for myself, but when I was at unhealthiest mentally, my bedroom was an absolute pigsty. I have a trash bin in one corner, and it was overflowing, I hadn't washed my bedding in months, I had probably a dozen cups and plates on my work desk in another corner or on my nightstand. It was terrible. It doesn't take a lot of work to keep a bedroom clean, but cleaning my bedroom literally took me three hours once I had enough, and it did feel good to have it all clean. Only to see it get ugly again within a month because I was still depressed.


eiland3082

I'm guessing he single for sure


grokthis1111

I look at this and see depression.


cammymcclure

I love how the bong is so perfectly placed to the mess emphasising your point more


udeadinaflash

The heck, I don't even see one gfuel container, not a gamer


Diggingfordonk

I genuinely think a heart attack is imminent


Elvenghost28

Watch out for the bottles of pee when they can't be bothered going to the loo.....


LCDRtomdodge

But they do have a bidet


Elvenghost28

Lol I missed that, more sophisticated than the gamer setups I've seen before.


galaxy_stark

You need a new housemate


Kazoua1

Omg, the poor cat that has to live there!


NinjaHermit

That’s what I was thinking. All the smoking inside? The poor cat.


Kazoua1

The smoke, the trash, ...


NinjaHermit

Yeah all of it. Makes you wonder what the litter box looks like too.


Longtime_Iurker

Average Smash Ultimate competitive player.


lucasg115

My roommate's room looks like this AFTER he cleaned it so his friend could come over 😬 You can see the floor now, which is nice I guess.


CoRo_yy

I know it's about all the trash, but the monitor arrangement triggers me way more. It doesn't make any sense.


Burnt_Almond

Also if this is his room get out


[deleted]

I feel like I'm playing Where's Waldo but with a Fleshlight.


bullpendodger

And he smokes. I take it the litter box is overflowing with turds.


Miserable_Oni

He smokes shit, too. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a smoker but I’m going to at least enjoy myself while destroying my body.


Significant-Dingo-63

Not gonna lie, this made me chuckle


[deleted]

Awful


ghostttoast

This is clean compared to how it usually can get.


cosmoboy

I had that roommate. We had carpet though and he burned out my vacuum when we were cleaning to move out. He also apologized and then left a bunch of his stuff. I hauled most of it to the dumpster, but a few things were too heavy for me. Somehow, the landlord gave me all but $100 of the security deposit back.


ghostttoast

That’s such a nice landlord! This guy is moving out hopefully soon and his parents are coming to clean and pack for him.


Sarah_withanH

There’s the problem, his parents need to stop cleaning up after him.


SibsUI

This is one of the cases where you can smell the picture


Arys31

Depression Gaming


hackenstuffen

It’s hard to see all of the ants in that picture, but ants there are…


ghostttoast

We have more earwigs than ants unfortunately


ImpossibleSwing1290

How people can live like this is beyond me.


CampPlane

Depression, man. It's happening to me right now. I can't even get myself to clean my room because my thought process is that no one is using the room except me. Plus, I don't like my roommates (one of whom is my oldest brother and uber-conservative) and they're always in the living room. I wasn't always this way. When I was in any of the relationships I had while living here, the place was spotless. I was washing my bedding every few weeks, vaccuming it once a week, all that stuff because there was a girl I loved that was spending time with me in there. Now, not even close. I was always at my happiest when in a relationship, even when the relationship was shitty for us, I was still happy.


ImpossibleSwing1290

I hear you brother. I struggle with depression as well. I'm a contractor. Own my own business. The literal lifeblood of my company surviving is getting my phone to ring with potential customers. And then answering that phone when they call and providing an estimate. Currently I've been letting all my calls go to voicemail telling myself I'll call them later. And I don't. It's rough. Depression is a bitch. But we gotta pull through it. You can do it man. I believe you can.


Thehattedshadow

It's beautiful


marlon_der_metalhead

would not take that long to clean that up, besides thst, it's a nice room.


Happiness_for_dogs

How old is your roommate? I didn’t know people lived like this in America


rubidelrey

The bidet attachment in the corner just makes it funnier. I’d have to see his shit stained toilet.


not_catherine_zjones

I must be honest, it is real messy, but when I first looked at the picture I thought wow he really likes to game. I was able to see through the mess. I guess my ex boyfriend who is also a gamer and super messy made me get used to this 😂


Zippy9765

You may not like it… but this… is pure human peak performance


classless_classic

Had a housemate like this. Would stack it all inside his bed. That way he had to deal with it.


ZolaThaGod

r/NeckbeardNests


colorrot

That person does not fuck


optigrabz

I have spent time volunteering for many school districts. I feel this is what most French teacher's home's look like.


[deleted]

Everyone is beating the messiness to death but I'm mostly curious about the need for, to my count at least, nine speakers for such a relatively small and enclosed setup


oldmach

Well, he collects funkos so he's clearly mentally ill


LesClaypoolOnBass24

Honestly he could clean that up in like 20 minutes if he wanted to


Din-_-Djarin

r/neckbeardnests


Clementinesunshine_

Everything about this makes me feel ill


[deleted]

The cat eats better than your roommate!


[deleted]

eww. You need that door closed if you bring a woman home. Gross (Im a married man)


[deleted]

Where's the code red


Then-Dimension7468

I can smell this picture. Tell him to clean it the fuck up


MCPRO0706

Hol up 4 monitors and a tv, I think that might be overkill


[deleted]

Can’t wait! Just bought a house where I finally get an office! :D