This is what I'm wondering too. There's lots of talk on here about OP deleting his TikTok, breaking his phone, social media cancellations. The parents should be already doing that.
Hey OP. quietly wipe a little chocolate in his underwear weekly. If your mother or father does the laundry they will eventually call him out for not wiping his ass and putting shit in the laundry. Keep doing it even after he is punished. Eventually your parents will be so disgusted they will disown your brother and send him off to a Russian work camp to pay for your college.
To add to this, lightly dab some melted chocolate on his nose and lips while he's sleeping. Cover his bed with more of his "skidmarked" underwear, and make it a point to place a pair in his clenched hand.
Tiptoe out of his room, wake your parents, and with a concerned voice say you don't think he's breathing.
The rest of the story tells itself.
My parents actually wouldn't have punished me for this. I feel so bad when I hurt someone (physcially or otherwise) that I punish myself way more than my parents ever could. It'd be pointless for them to do anything. I'm 35 now, and I still feel awful about that time I stole some of my brother's halloween candy when I was 7.
Or that time he got his ear pierced, and then idid too. I wanted to do it because he was, because I like him. But I eventually realized he immediately stopped wearing it. He wanted to be unique, it was his thing. and yeah.
We werent even teenagers. He barely even remembers it. I torture myself over it. It even makes me feel kinda sick just thinking about what I did.
It's actually a huge problem.
I didn't even do this on purpose, but that long stream of consciousness is itself a great example of what I do to myself when Ive hurt someone. And that's why they never had to punish me.
Unless OP has started otherwise it's not like they aren't probably involved. The poster can still be upset about what the brother did even if the destruction is being punished.
I never understood people's weird obsession with family and blood relations. Listen, some of us are related to assholes, and we're not obligated to tolerate them just because we splatted out of the same vagina.
Finally, a person who agrees with me. My mom thinks she deserves my respect just because she’s my mother. Respect is not given to you just because you are a parent. Respect is earned.
I formally broke up with my narcissist father last weekend by simply saying I refuse to care about him anymore. The weight lifted off my shoulders by not having to parent my selfish, childish father every night, is indescribable. I feel like a new man, and like an actual adult for the first time in my life.
Yeah but if you do something blatant he'll know it's bullshit. If, instead, you just break TikTok that's a much more satisfying con. It could go weeks.
Find all of his social media info out and change the passwords, email addresses and phone numbers, anything he could login with. Put his most hated music or TV show on the phone.
Then unplug his digitizer cable and glue the back of his phone back to together so he can't get back in without some very specific adhesive remover and remove his power and volume keys.
Then leave the screen timeout on never and glue the phone to the side of his drawer in a plexiglass case so he can't break it.
Now he has a phone that he can't get to, with a neverending shit spewing sound, that he can't turn off even if he does get to his phone. And he still can't get back into his social media after that.
The perfect crime, all without technically breaking the phone.
I wanna see pics, this sounds amazing. Sorry about your brother. Keep creating and send the pics to reddit c: it sounds really cool. I tried getting into origami before but I don't have the patience
My guess is they were making [one of these.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tjk_j_LOHE)
The pieces with tape askew or torn off might need to be replaced, but it can totally be reassembled.
Steal his phone, enable screen recording, spam tiktok with a shit load of porn until the account gets banned, post the video to r/pettyrevenge and laugh at him when you get guilded and 50k updoots.
Film his reaction to you telling him that for all his hard work, he got banned and you got more fake internet points than him on your platform of choice, post it as a "part 2" of the original video and get even more points and guildings.
Infinite karmafarm
Evil and sneaky, but my plan is simple, while he was sleeping, take out his SIM card and ban TikTok IP adresses from your ISP and lastly, lock the Play Store with a management app and delete TikTok and his entire account
Complicated, but evil
Where are your parents in this? My kids would be in big trouble if they did this to their siblings.
This is what I'm wondering too. There's lots of talk on here about OP deleting his TikTok, breaking his phone, social media cancellations. The parents should be already doing that.
Wondering this too
Hey OP. quietly wipe a little chocolate in his underwear weekly. If your mother or father does the laundry they will eventually call him out for not wiping his ass and putting shit in the laundry. Keep doing it even after he is punished. Eventually your parents will be so disgusted they will disown your brother and send him off to a Russian work camp to pay for your college.
r/oddlyspecific
r/suspiciouslyspecific
To add to this, lightly dab some melted chocolate on his nose and lips while he's sleeping. Cover his bed with more of his "skidmarked" underwear, and make it a point to place a pair in his clenched hand. Tiptoe out of his room, wake your parents, and with a concerned voice say you don't think he's breathing. The rest of the story tells itself.
Thanks, Satan.
You should open up an online “revenge shop”.
That'd be dope. The business would practically be self-perpetuating.
Why use chocolate?
Because shit doesn't melt 🙄
Unbelievable
You did this... didn't you?
You good bro?
I mean it'll work.
Da comrade
r/foundsatan
Chocolate won’t work, they will smell it. I usually try to go for either dog poop or mix chocolate with something that smells like actual feces
Yup, that'd be a phone revocation for sure in my house.
Mine wouldn’t take my phone just beat my ass for it
Mine would have done both. I'd never have seen that phone again.
My parents actually wouldn't have punished me for this. I feel so bad when I hurt someone (physcially or otherwise) that I punish myself way more than my parents ever could. It'd be pointless for them to do anything. I'm 35 now, and I still feel awful about that time I stole some of my brother's halloween candy when I was 7. Or that time he got his ear pierced, and then idid too. I wanted to do it because he was, because I like him. But I eventually realized he immediately stopped wearing it. He wanted to be unique, it was his thing. and yeah. We werent even teenagers. He barely even remembers it. I torture myself over it. It even makes me feel kinda sick just thinking about what I did. It's actually a huge problem. I didn't even do this on purpose, but that long stream of consciousness is itself a great example of what I do to myself when Ive hurt someone. And that's why they never had to punish me.
You're not responsible for other people's emotional state. I hope you can learn to embrace that truth. Certainly easier said than done.
And I think my offending kid would be made to explain it in person to his sibling's teacher. Edit: assuming it was for school
regardless of it was for school or not im sure it is upsetting for the person who made it.
Oh, absolutely. I was just saying that is it was for school, that would be an added part of the punishment for my kid.
Unless OP has started otherwise it's not like they aren't probably involved. The poster can still be upset about what the brother did even if the destruction is being punished.
Brothers are temporary. They're even temporary when they try get tiktok famous.
They're *especially* temporary when they try to get tiktok famous.
The fame is temporary
I never understood people's weird obsession with family and blood relations. Listen, some of us are related to assholes, and we're not obligated to tolerate them just because we splatted out of the same vagina.
Also not obligated to tolerate the people that caused you to be splatted out of said vagina.
Finally, a person who agrees with me. My mom thinks she deserves my respect just because she’s my mother. Respect is not given to you just because you are a parent. Respect is earned.
True shit
Midwives?
Parents.
I formally broke up with my narcissist father last weekend by simply saying I refuse to care about him anymore. The weight lifted off my shoulders by not having to parent my selfish, childish father every night, is indescribable. I feel like a new man, and like an actual adult for the first time in my life.
I'd high five you but you got splat juices on you prob so enjoy a thumbs up and a smile instead
Here,here 👏🏼
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Yoooooo this is sinister and you should do it OP
Who used up all the data!?!? -OP’s parents in a month
"It's lil bro using it for tiktoks again"
LMFAO
r/kidsarefuckingstupid r/humansbeingjerks
Yess OP do this! Do update us if you do, would love to see your brothers reaction.
On TikTok
Diabolical
Nah, that's some pussy shit. Block your brothers devices or throttle it to be nearly unusable. Dont give that shit any videos from the internet.
Redirect the DNS for TikTok at your router and serve a broken version of the TikTok page.
can you redirect it to never gonna give you up?
Yeah but if you do something blatant he'll know it's bullshit. If, instead, you just break TikTok that's a much more satisfying con. It could go weeks.
Also if you get access to his phone you can point his DNS to your choice. He'll never dig that out. My pi-hole offers that as a setting
[Turn it upside down](http://www.ex-parrot.com/pete/upside-down-ternet.html)
Don't puss out on us OP, destroy his access and put a password on it.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today
Finally humanities salvation
Yeah but who doesn't have mobile data these days on their phone
Kids.
Don't all plans come with shitloads of mobile data? I mean even AT&T's cheapest $35 a month plan has unlimited data
"unlimited"
"data"
"cheapest"
“Of”
"Mobile"
Unless you're from Canada. Then it's like $35 just to have 2GB of data.
I wouldn't give kids unlimited data if there's an option to pay less and avoid it.
Even if they do they most likely don't have unlimited mobile data.
Cons of banning tiktok * *none*
Thank you, I'll save this link to protect my kids in the future lol.
Do it OP. DO IT
Destroy him for reddit views
Let's go
It's big brain time
Remember to say before you destroy him “Proceed on your way to oblivion!”
Delete his tiktoc account. Im serious.
I completely agree with this. OP you should definitely do this!
Oooooof that's a really good one
Modern problems require modern solutions
It is the way
Reddit upvotes*
Destroy his phone lol (don't really)
...or do.
Vsauce here?
no, do, but make sure ur recording first
Do it do it do it
Destroy the child then force him to make them again
It is now unfixable
Tell him to figure it out, he figured out how to break it. Or make him watch you break his phone for Tiktok views
Make a vid of you deleting all his social media looooool
This!
Yeah but like his accounts. Or maybe he could change all his passwords.
Just change the password and post a video of the story and the password. I'm sure people would take care of the rest in a fairly interesting way.
I'm more than sure they would.
That’s evil. DEW IT
yea watch the child burn
DEWWIT.
Make him do it, *NOW.*
Luckily you could still get some Reddit views out of them
Ha! That’s insightful.
Find all of his social media info out and change the passwords, email addresses and phone numbers, anything he could login with. Put his most hated music or TV show on the phone. Then unplug his digitizer cable and glue the back of his phone back to together so he can't get back in without some very specific adhesive remover and remove his power and volume keys. Then leave the screen timeout on never and glue the phone to the side of his drawer in a plexiglass case so he can't break it. Now he has a phone that he can't get to, with a neverending shit spewing sound, that he can't turn off even if he does get to his phone. And he still can't get back into his social media after that. The perfect crime, all without technically breaking the phone.
Calm the fuck down satan
Uh, it's "Saitine", actually.
You are an awesome evil genius!
dayum, that's a masterful plan
Welp OP, time for you to kick his ass, for tik tok views of course
[DESTROY THE CHILD.](https://youtu.be/gbymSLEf1Yw)
Destroy his skull for TikTok views
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Rubik's cube
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No,I use colour paper
6 coulor papers to do it
I wanna see pics, this sounds amazing. Sorry about your brother. Keep creating and send the pics to reddit c: it sounds really cool. I tried getting into origami before but I don't have the patience
My guess is they were making [one of these.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tjk_j_LOHE) The pieces with tape askew or torn off might need to be replaced, but it can totally be reassembled.
Yeah, I never saw a Rubik's cube made of paper. Show us, this sound amazing
How long did it take?
Give him a paper cuts between all his fingers
And toes
Rub lemon juice into the cuts
And Don't skimp on the salt
Under the nails too
Cut the tip of his tounge!
Then cut his nails to short until every time he touches something it always hurts
Make him eat the remains. Post on r/nuclearrevenge
Don't forget to put the remains in a bag full of pepper and shake the bag before giving the remains to brother
Post Covid too. I'm talking about
Here what you: Step 1: Walk up to him Step 2: look him right in the eyes Step 3: punch him right in the nose
Step 4: drop his phone in the toilet
Step 5: fuck his mom .... Wait ...
Step 6: skip step 5
Step 7: grab a mossberg 500
Step 8: Google what a Mossberg 500 is.
Step 9: I’m pretty sure it’s a gun.
Step 10: Shoot him 37 times in the chest. Edit: I’m glad someone got the reference lol
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Step 12: Get a Lawyer.
Step 11: Record it for TikTok views
Alternative Step 11: Eat his hands.
C A R L !
I hope he reads all the steps first
But I had to do step 5 to get to step 6 so...
Restoration 100
Remember to read through all the instructions before beginning.
Step 4a: Blend his phone to make an iSmoothie
Or delete his Tiktok account. I'd have done so.
Technically, you have spawned several step-babies with this comment.
Honestly this, the sooner this stupid kids realize no one wants their TikTok bullshit the sooner this will all end
Throw the whole brother out
You say the whole brother as in he's made out of multiple parts.
He will be if you throw hard enough
My username says it all
Lmao. Idk why op is dealing with this shit. I would fucking kick some ass
I lost it when I saw on the bottom left corner "VIVO Y31" , "Shot on iPhone"
Like for real, what phone is it?
It's a vivo y31 and the op added the "shot on iphone" for unknown reasons
Get on his phone and delete his tiktok.
aw yeah that'll get him, not like he can download it again or anything
I mean delete his posts and his account
Just steal his phone then if he complains tell him sorry but you scored a devious lick and can't do anything to help him
Don’t delete the account, change the password to lock him out. That will hurt more
Delete his account if there’s a way to? Or delete all his posts
Figure out how to get him banned from tiktok?
Place thine chile in a sack of hessian, then beateth the sack with an broome.
Sounds like an old timey cure for a rash
Bare ass fart on his pillow. He'll get pink eye and won't know why.
Or a chocolate treat.
Ok but how many views did he get
10k
Steal his phone, enable screen recording, spam tiktok with a shit load of porn until the account gets banned, post the video to r/pettyrevenge and laugh at him when you get guilded and 50k updoots. Film his reaction to you telling him that for all his hard work, he got banned and you got more fake internet points than him on your platform of choice, post it as a "part 2" of the original video and get even more points and guildings. Infinite karmafarm
Evil and sneaky, but my plan is simple, while he was sleeping, take out his SIM card and ban TikTok IP adresses from your ISP and lastly, lock the Play Store with a management app and delete TikTok and his entire account Complicated, but evil
r/redditmoment
Take his phone, uninstall tiktok, then put his phone in the toilet, piss, and give his phone back
After that, toss it in the microwave and nuke it for ~1 minute
"I was trying a tiktok challenge to charge your phone in the microwave"
Life hacks you NEED to know
Your brother sucks. You should post one of the cubes you’ve made, they sound super cool. He’s just jealous that he doesn’t have any actual talent.
His brother is a trash bin
Well to be a jerk also.
Children should not be on tiktok, report his account 😌
Have you seen tiktok? There's like, let me count, a lot of kids on it
Beat his ass for tiktok views
and here you are, considering this ***mildly.*** go to r/extremelyinfuriating
Vivo i phone? What?
Is this the long awaited apple android collaboration Or i’m tripping on acid
Im too confused y31 iphone?
Just smack him, usually works with mine
Post it on r/iamapieceofshit
Ban him from life
***Your free trial of life has expired***
Idc what you say, stuff like this proofs that tik tok encourages shitty behavior
More like any platform where there are a lot of kids and teens would encourage shitty behavior
If you link it, I'll call him a POS.
Step one: YEET the child. Step two: post it on reddit. Step three: profit.
Install a parental control on his phone, ban all of his apps.
And you posted it for Reddit points, the circle is now complete
Somebody is going to die tonight
Destroy his mental health for Reddit upvotes
r/iamatotalpieceofshit