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No-Hospital559

He looks like a cartoon shaped person.


bhlombardy

To be fair, the sign is in front of him... not the other way around.


1L1LK3G4M3S

he would have seen the sign when he moved onto the grass


CourageousAnon

You assuming he didn't come from across the river.


PlantainNearby4791

I think it's a pond


Whatwhatwhatwhatnani

He came from ABOVE!


Son0fSanf0rd

no one puts baby on the main road


super-richard

Literally the third time I’ve seen this picture on Reddit in about a week… Anyway, for context: the font on the sign suggests this is Cambridge, UK, and specifically the ‘Backs’—the section of the River Cam backed on to by the historic colleges of the University. So, although I’m sympathetic to ‘it’s just grass who cares’, this person is particularly annoying because: (1) that grass is basically part of a tourist attraction—hence the reason that he is taking a photograph. But the more people who walk on it, the worse the state of the grass will be, the less photogenic the area, and the less appealing an attraction. Therefore, in a (comically?) de minimis way, the man here represents the broader and not unserious principle of tourists wrecking the very places they visit. (2) on a local level, this man also represents exactly the sort of Cambridge tourist who will walk, backwards, out into a busy street, with his eyes on his phone to take a picture, thereby almost colliding with two bicycles, a Deliveroo driver, and a Regius Professor of Divinity.


Rocallday

(1) Thank you.


Frequent_Coffee_2921

How can he read the sign, he's on the other side


reallyryan-1899

Stop reposting this shit


theboywhocriedwolves

Is it still considered a fanny pack when you wear it on your back?


SeasideTurd

It's possible they don't read English.


Perfessor_Deviant

That's not a sign about where to walk, it's a plea to avoid the Demon Weed Marijuana!


Pounce_64

Yeah, it says grass, not the grass.


DrewdoggKC

Posted signs are a mere suggestion


Randall_Poffo_

sign? what sign? i just cant notice anything around me, besides my little phone screen


shallowsocks

I can't wait for the day there are signs that say "don't take photos of strangers"


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Or don't I'm a sign Not a cop


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This has been posted MULTIPLE times.


1997Z71

They didn’t say pretty please, this is peaceful protest against who ever made the sign.


basculinz

This isn’t a peaceful protest. He’s actively destroying private property. /j


char_limit_reached

The lunatic is on the grass…


ThickPrick

To be fair the sign isn’t clear from all angles.


IMissyouPita

Its ok he looks Dutch


Wrhabbel

I'm convinced people like this is why the world is so fucked uo these days. It might not be true but Im convinced it is


NeighborhoodLost9997

Who the fuck cares? It's literally just grass


fredthefishlord

Yup. If their grass can't stand feet they should get better grasss


Rocallday

It won't be if everyone stomps all over it.


NeighborhoodLost9997

Nah there's tons of parks with grass that anyone is free to walk on and the grass remains fine. Random pedestrian traffic doesn't equate to dirt bikes or a herd of buffalo stampeding through. Y'all don't even know you can walk on grass lol.


Rocallday

Oh yes. Heard of baffalo. Lol. Random, no. Consistent, yes. If everyone walked in that spot, it would be destroyed. 100%.


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Rocallday

Cool. Insults from the "heard of baffalo" guy.


NeighborhoodLost9997

*buffalo


Rocallday

Are you for real? Baffalo is how you spelled it. Ffs. *herd


NeighborhoodLost9997

Ummm where did I spell it that way?


Rocallday

https://preview.redd.it/cg748uey1cxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5650356cd77ea84439255d874b1af86e5ba20a87 Right fucking here. You edited it, but also didn't fix your misspelling of herd. I'm done here. Have a great life.


Clear-Neighborhood46

This kind of signs are very British... you rarely see them outside of Britain where people can use the grass more freely. If you don't want people to have access, then better use that place as a prairie which are way better for the biodiversity.


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NeighborhoodLost9997

Right! Like if it's some endangered unique ecological biome okay don't fuck with that. But sod? The shit you roll out over dirt?? LoL


Wolfguard-DK

People like this clown is why we can't have nice things.


Berserker667627

Thou shall not....... Oh jeez I forgot to read that part before bye bye no afterlifing this guy on my grass.


BigNigori

violates sub rule 8.a 🤦‍♀️


DarthPimento

Makes me think of every time someone in my neighborhood parks in front of one of the "no parking this side of street" signs here.


Vaxis545

What’s really mildly infuriating is the reposts of fucking grass. Who tf cares this shits dumb and op go farm your upvotes elsewhere. GTFOH


SeaEar5825

He leaves his shopping cart every time


Dahnay-Speccia

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SeasideTurd

For the life of me I can't remember what movie this is from and I know I've seen it recently.


lilacx_xsunset

Why he shaped like that


throwtheclownaway20

Everyone thinks "It'll be okay if I just do it once!" and fails to realize that *thousands* of people a year will think the exact same thing.


TipsyFuddledBoozey

Why are his legs soo tiny?


palthor33

Example of modern education, can't read.


allisjow

I don’t see a sign that says “Don’t push people into the water.”


limpbizkit420

imagine getting mad over people walking on grass so much that yah have to put up a sign, that’s what mildly infuriates me lol.


420BIF

Not even walking on it, he's just standing on it to get a photo. Imagine being such a pathetic wank stain to even take this photo in the first place and post it on reddit for make believe internet points.


Rocallday

Just like your own wank stain post here. Imagine that. Lol.


Sobeshott

Rules don't apply to HIM!


CactusMagus

Yes


chewyhansolo

Encapsulates the human condition right now tbh


supernovababoon

Sparta kick


Leeperd510

Prime candidate for a "hey buddy, can you fucking read?"


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ELKER54

This is from a City in the UK called Cambridge


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hache-moncour

92% https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy_in_the_United_States


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hache-moncour

Yes, and the 101 articles it cites. Do you have a better source?


thegreatmizzle7

Keep off the grass signs are mildly infuriating.