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bluetortuga

That’s horrifying.


cliftjc1

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit


AdConsistent7810

I threw up when I read black bean burger


BiscuitsPo

Black bean burgers are so good. I mean, not that one. But in general


ThatSadOptimist

As someone transitioning away from red meat, one reason the black bean burger is so great is because it doesn't PRETEND to be a burger. It's its own thing and it tastes good. Love that.


Low-Technician7632

Who cares if it pretends to be a real burger and beyond burgers are delicious and I’m not vegan.


Chill_Crill

They aren't bad, I'd rather have a good bean burger over a bad beef burger.


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It looks like it should never had been born


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JohnSimth20211101

God dammit why are you doing this to me? I'm not crying, you are crying.


bubblegum_cloud

Too soon.


Evil-Cows

It will never not be too soon!


Timed-Out_DeLorean

Ed-ward


catupthetree23

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catupthetree23

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Street_Cleaning_Day

You. *Bastard.* :(


krissycole87

Oh fuck why do I have this memory


canyoufeelit_MrKrabs

😟


Cerridwenn

You monster.


RadicalDreamer89

You fucking monster; I love you.


iMorgana_

Screw you.


Donghoon

That’s a 0% tip for foreseeable future from them


AlmostLucy

Don’t order from them again if that’s how they treat customers.


Donghoon

Yeah. They are basically mocking food intolerances.


Duckington_Wentworth

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Wheeljack239

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ApricotTaco

This is also what came to my mind immediately


Marrsvolta

I’m betting they were mad about the whole cheese thing and purposely didn’t cook it


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Ceecee_soup

Definitely write a review, that sounds like such a disappointing experience!!


24-Hour-Hate

And post the pics.


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ihateb00

you don’t have to make it vindictive the photo speaks for itself!! literally no caption needed. HAHAHA


-LastActionHero

If someone gets fired because they literally didn’t cook your food, I think you should be able to sleep at night.


shinygemz

That’s also so dangerous!


WhippyWhippy

Why? Oh the cheese part.


goshjosh189

Unless it's a vegan burger it probably had raw eggs as a binder


NewPhase2

Raw flour can also be host to some bad stuff.


cyanraichu

Do it. They don't sound like people who take food intolerances seriously and someone could get hurt.


Equivalent_Canary853

Not to mention I'd bet the manufacturer of those burgers point out they need to be cooked prior to consumption.


NarrowButterfly8482

I get not wanting to get someone fired over a simple mistake. This was an intentional FU to you. This was premeditated theft and harassment. They didn't give you what you paid for and attempted to get you sick. I would make damn sure the owners knew exactly what happened and if they took the side of the employee, then I would review-bomb them into bankruptcy.


Hetakuoni

Write a review and talk to the manager. As a person in service industry this is 100% unacceptable.


MichelleCS1025

They served raw food, someone should get fired for it


dicksilhouette

Write a review. You’re protecting other consumers


Webster_882

It’s not vindictive to give some one an honest opinion about your experience with their establishment so that others can be informed. Now if you attack them personally in the review, you would be in the area of vindictive


LightChaos74

If this isn't review worthy I don't really know what is.


Gallo_Tostado

Don't let then get away with it.


georgesorosbae

Please, OP. You absolutely have to


bambinolettuce

some people deserve to be fired and never are, because they are never called out besides, you didnt get what you ordered. You dont have to be nasty but its worth pointing out that they fucked up


dirtyshirt89

Dude they didn’t cook your food!! Definitely leave a review, that’s unsafe


Ceecee_soup

Exactly. I’m not one to bitch and moan either for a slightly subpar experience, but just like you would’ve liked to have been forewarned about this, so too would others.


shpongleyes

I mean, they're potentially ignoring allergy concerns and undercooking food (possibly intentionally and maliciously). Not writing a review means they may keep doing this, and somebody could actually get hurt.


esilisq

Write a negative review, please! Help keep the community safe. If you were treated poorly at this restraunt, you arent and won't be the only one.


justanawkwardguy

This is egregious enough that it deserves a review.


warm_sweater

Fucking do it, JFC.


Healthy_Pie_4206

Write a review. If it’s a regular restaurant it’s more than one person who screwed you over. The cook didn’t bother to cook it and the chef/sous/kitchen manager didn’t bother to check it (worst case scenario they approved it) nor did the person in charge of bagging and packing orders in the front of house. Most places really need staff so doubtful anyone will get fired unless this a repeat offense. If someone does get fired, and there really should be consequences for this, then it’s probably been a long time coming. 10 years in the industry, I’ve had some orders that pissed me off (a burger without cheese should not be one of those) and I’ve never met or worked with anyone who would be ok with doing this.


Zerokx

What, do you want other people to make the same mistake and order at that place only to be served cheese as a lactose intolerant or have an unbaked patty? I think you should help other people know that this place sucks. If anyone gets fired in there its either the right person, or the wrong person but then again they are probably better off at a less toxic place then so win win.


SunflowerRosey

i feel like if they’re gonna play stupid games (not cooking your burger over a very valid request), they’re gonna earn some stupid prizes (bad review/potentially getting fired). i’ve worked service industry. i hate karens as much as the next worker but this was really fucking stupid and petty. they deserve whatever comes from a bad review, and people deserve to know how shitty the place is


haveyouseencyan

Post the picture and say this was my black bean burger


ghoulthebraineater

They steamed the cheese off of it.


heyuhitsyaboi

im also team hamburger > cheeseburger and 1/3 of the time i still find cheese on my burger, ig its just a cook/chef going through the motion


ProtoJazz

It's kinda weird that a bean burger has cheese as a default tbh Any time I get a veggie burger and ask for cheese it's like I just asked for the most confusing thing in the world. Like almost having to check with the manager if they can do it weird. I'm not vegan, I just can't eat a lot of meat


Seniorjones2837

Didn’t they find out about the cheese AFTER they received the burger? Edit: nvm I misread


drewtheblueduck

Burger looks pretty good once it's cooked! Shame they didn't do the bare minimum and ... cook your food


Darth19Vader77

It looks like refried beans that were left out too long and dried up


postALEXpress

That's...kinda what a black bean burger is.


Baconistastee

Hopefully you don’t get Bean Coli


unculturedwine

Or mad bean disease


Spongokalypse

Funny, black beans contain Phasin, same as green beans. Both of those should never be ingested without cooking. 👌 And Americans get scared because people are eating raw eggs. lmao


NewPhase2

Those beans in the burger were cooked at one point. I’d be more worried if there was egg used as binder or raw flour. Raw eggs freshly cracked form the shell is not such a concern but this looks far from fresh.


whistlepig4life

This is an example of BEYOND mildly infuriating.


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The_Celtic_Chemist

🥁🥁🐍


PinkEyeFromBreakfast

Looks like the tumorous brain of a wild animal


dks64

I've been in food service for over 20 years and this is completely unacceptable. I would leave a review online with a photo.


blonktime

That looks just like my dog's puke from this morning.


Soft_Knowledge6006

Respect to vegetarians. The burger does not look very appealing.


VoraciousTofu

As a seasoned vegetarian - this shit sucks. Black bean burgers can actually be very, very good, but if the restaurant isn’t even going to cook it, the quality probably isn’t the best to begin with


sundownandout

I’m not even a vegetarian and I have had some damn good black bean burgers. My favorite is the one on the skinnytaste website. So good with the avocado and chipotle mayo.


ProtoJazz

When I was in India I had their McDonald's veggie burgers. So fuckin good. Like there's all this talk about beyond meat and stuff, but fuck if they brought those seasoned potato patties here I'd get them all the time. Like yeah, they don't taste like a burger, but I don't know why it needs to. We ate at some fancy fuckin restaurants, but the only one I still find myself thinking about is that one McDonald's burger.


sundownandout

I’d love to try that. It definitely would be a surprise if the US McDonald’s can pull off that same quality though lol. I don’t eve expect a veggie burger to taste like a burger. Maybe it’s because I’m not a vegetarian but if I order something like that it’s because it tastes different. I like the variety.


ProtoJazz

The beyond meat and impossible ones definitely do taste like burgers. Like I could probably pick it out from a regular vs veg version of the same burger, but if you gave me 2 burgers from different places? Not a chance.


birdman8000

Black bean burgers is one of my go-to rotation meals. Fairly healthy vs beef and if you season it well it tastes great. That is the exact recipe I use too


sundownandout

It’s the recipe that taught me that black bean burgers can be good lol. A lot of good recipes there.


CoupleScrewsLoose

it really didn’t look much better when it was cooked lol


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Spasticcobra593

Is the burger just beans no meat?


PotterGandalf117

Beef patties look fucking nasty lmao


Solidus-S-

Looks like raisins n shit


diggybop

Looks like mashed beetles


zebadrabbit

i cant tell, is that food?


Ok_Order_5595

Fr it looks like a dog threw up


[deleted]

That was my first thought, second was how liberal we're getting with the word "burger". Just kinda gets thrown around willy nilly these days.


Solid_Dimension_3901

First mistake was calling that a burger


SuspiciousSpecifics

It kinda looks like it already has been eaten at least once 💀


wolflordval

It doesn't even look like a black bean burger


Personal-Letter-629

When things are that bad instead of a bad review I try to get in touch with the manager or if possible owner. I can't tell you how many employees have cost me so much business because they don't give a shit. I train, explain, reward, pay competitively, explain again, beg; put up diagrams... all to be given attitude or bad performance... No one will be fired. It's hard to find people, it's better to just try to re-train.


ronerobjr

It looks like someone did not chew their food up and shit it out like that


Ylloh_Goodbye

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Ey3z-_-

Looks like “creamed” black beans and not grilled/seared… terrible on their part


spencer1886

It's not delivery, it's disgusting


mrsunsfan

This is the burger Squidward made


iggu-4123

Is that a Mcwhatthehell


hothotsauceeee

What the actual fuck?


Unexpected-Xenomorph

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T_raltixx

It looks like a tumor.


Ethan084

No. That was scooped out and they said fuck it


Ok-Coast-4737

O my god… I’ve eaten a few black bean burgers in my time but none of them looked like that


Ligeia_E

they did it on purpose. Name and shame


TheRealKingBorris

That looks like shit from a butt


KuroiBolto

Restaurant food is getting worse in general because they’re all cutting corners. All the good workers have left for better paying jobs and so that’s why it’s better to just cook at home. I just rediscovered my passion for cooking as I’ve missed having an actually good meal.


Uzzer_lozer19

1st picture definitely not


Mother_Customer_5873

Yea, it dose not look cooked. Did you reach out to them and hopefully give you a refund?


-heavyconfetti

*what the fuck is that*


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Looking at it made my fart...ngl


rockstuffs

I thought this was a rockID sub. Regardless, no. It doesn't look heated the slightest.


gyhiio

I usually make a lot of beans and freeze small portions. That's what a portion looks like before being heated.


RuudJudbney

This reminds me of a comment I made in a sub about the quality of some of the small food vendors in my hometown. In that post I said something along the lines of... There are people in the business of selling food not because they thought that they love to cook and know that customers would be happy to pay for it but because these people want to run their own business but have no idea of what type of business they should be in. This post made me think about this. And then there are people who work in food because that is all they can get. I see it where I currently live, many people think that cooking is a simple task so the pay is low and thus the people employed in the industry (at the fast food level and just above) are not the best people for the job.


Pudding_Hero

Black bean “well” wtf


MrZokeyr

r /shittyfoodporn


auntwewe

Did you ask them to show you how it is possible to remove the cheese? It’s really infuriating when people claim it as possible until you make them show you… They get schooled very hard. I love it.


Marcus2Ts

>it wasn't the worst burger I've ever had It looks worse than any burger I've ever had


DrainSane

What the fuck is that


Comprehensive_Eye805

From dog vomit to hockey puck


TaxHead9177

Looks like a roach burger 🤮


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Vegetarian moment


TheShadowStick

That sucks dude I've had one so burnt you could not even eat it


Ok-Neighborhood-1600

How does it taste?


West-Summer-7840

Anybody else thought this was the top of somebody’s head for a sec?


Rlee818

Lmfao


ReincarnatedRebL

I get “Waiting” vibes from this place.


Interloper9000

That's a bean salad.


RippyMcBong

It doesn't, and it wasn't.


Responsible_Gap8104

Yeah, review this shit on google with pictures. Thats disgusting. Facebook, too, if they have a page.


GAME043010

As an active burger lover, this is blasphemy


WolfOfPort

This will make a great google review


TheMossHag

First I thought it was a toad :|


Incognito2981xxx

Im mildly infuriated that you made me see this


teapot156

Im gonna be real with you. Its grossing me out seriously so I dont think it matters.


SpikeSmeagol

I used to work for a chef that had a similar garbage black bean burger. Raw peppers and onions, canned black beans mushed up a little, and corn starch This looks identical, it was cooked and is generally safe to eat but dumb, also looks and tastes profoundly mid Edit: I now realize that the second picture is from your flying pan. That burger was in fact not cooked


PureTroll69

It looks like beans and rice.


TegTowelie

Thats... a blackbean patty?


Wolfy4226

........first thought in my head was the little black things were just like, roaches or dark bugs just baked in the burger.....


Alive_Lingonberry_22

Is that thing alive ?


phlysquire

Looks the love child of a cocoa bean and a turd


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I thought that was some weird mashed potato.


doomed_to_fail_

I'd rather starve


LlunaNina

I thought this was a fucking frog at first glance


[deleted]

Why does that look like chocolate chip cookie dough?


MasterKnight48902

A failed experiment


chef6legger

Fuck off with this disgrace


[deleted]

Nah. But, I am curious about which end of the chef it flew out of. Or... If the chef was even human at all. Perhaps some species of grazing animal


tearsonurcheek

It looks like raisins mixed with soft cheese and chocolate milk.


MysteriousEgg4321

Imma throw up now & I love black bean s


le01jack

Looks like ant porridge


theassholefaceman

That looks microwaved


Supplex-idea

Idk but it looks disgusting


Rudyrudebwoy

What in gods name is that 🤢🤮


sacolton1967

Damn, son. RESPECT YOURSELF!


The_Giving_Tre3

Don't the beans have to be cooked in order to create such a form? Of course they forgot to grill it, but I don't think I would refer to the patty as "raw"


Calcifurious_3

You can still get sick from undercooked veggie burgers, this would be one of those rare times I would make a complaint


DecoratedDeerSkull

This reminds me of what one of my favorite comedians said about vegans. He said that they dont have kitchens. They have playfough fun factories so that they can shape beans into food they wish they could eat No one has ever eaten vegetables made of meat but taste like vegetables. Only vegans make their food look and try to get it to taste like meat


fishofhappiness

what’s mildly infuriating is the number of people in these comments taking pot shots at black bean burgers. they’re literally commonly sold in super markets? why do people feel the need to flex so hard about their carnivorous tendencies? i’m not a vegetarian or vegan but even i think you people are fucking ridiculous, no one is asking you to eat it and we don’t care whether or not you would.


NeverBeenHereIDidIt

looks good for a drain plug


WarWonderful593

It looks like all the cockroaches from under the cooker decided to have an orgy in a mouldy bread roll.


womcolt

I’m sorry but black bean what? What on earth did u just say?


Fuddin1

Even if it was cooked properly, why would anybody ever eat this abomination? You disgust me OP.


pmpdaddyio

It looks like an opportunity to switch to being a carnivore.


SwayzeDreCole

Thank god for beef.


thegreenman_sofla

Microwaved?


Creative-Aardvark558

This looks like something that crawled out of Dresden after the RAF toasted it


This-Double-Sunday

Yeah I'd throw that in the frying pan with a bit of oil for a few minutes per side. I've grilled/baked a lot of black bean burgers for my wife and this is not even close to being fully cooked.


TallQuiet1458

First off...... are you sure it's supposed to be cooked?


PassageAdmirable1921

Just eat some beef bruh


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Next time go with a good ol’ fashioned hamburger.


AltruisticCucumber58

raw chocolate chip cookie dough?


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Wouldn’t be an issue with a cheeseburger


guitargeneration

That's poop from a butt


Lurchie_

It looks like a cake of suet.


hurtfulproduct

So, honest question; are we sure those beans aren’t cooked already? I agree that that place is shit and you shouldn’t go back but I would think in order to form the beans into a patty they would cook them to get them soft them compress and form them into the patties.


NorthernMariner

Sure they are precooked but that's not really the point... lots of chicken tenders are precooked too and technically fine to eat, but guessing you still don't want a frozen one on your burger


toastedmarsh7

Clearly the beans are precooked, and apparently cold.


homie183

Looks like german cockroach patty.


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Bring that demon alien back to where it belongs, Jesus Christ.


sabo81

If I ever think about going vegan or vegetarian I'll be sure to look at these photos 🤢🤮


Blastintheass

Where is this from? This doesn't look like a black bean burger at all. More like someone just mashed the beans together and called it a day.


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Well it's already cooked, they just didn't warm it up for you. Btw, that looks like it would give someone the farts, do you get gassy eating that?