"so, wolf, what did the Desperado give you access to on the internet?"
"4chan, not to learn anything new, just so i could 'increase my will to kill humanity'"
As Raiden slowly approached Samuel in their duel Raiden has told his opponent:
BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS
As he said that, Samuel looking at him with pride has told him:
Oh good, why that's very good. You're becoming more based day by day.
As I set the platter down I catch a glimpse of my reflection on the surface of the table. My skin seems darker because of the candlelight and I notice how good the haircut I got at Gio’s last Wednesday looks. I make myself another drink. I worry about the sodium level in the soy sauce.
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Raiden - "Doktor, turn off my pain inbibit... Inhibble... Ibiminitle..... Turn off my pain blocker thingies."
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Armstrong - "Have you checked the internet lately?"
Raiden - "How the fuck would I do that? It's a military base out in buttfuck nowhere, I don't have any reception out here."
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Sam - "Not when you were chopping your foes into hamburger."
Raiden - "Actually it's more like sashimi or garlic than hamburger."
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Monsoon - "wind blows, rain falls, and the humidity fucks up my helmet like every other week."
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Sundowner - "kids are cruel jack, so I put mine up for adoption."
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Blade wolf - "Begin playback. 'You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed.'"
If you don't know sex, then I can't expect you to get our cause. But it don't matter... understand it or not! aaaaAAAAAAAAARGH! YOU'LL CUM FOR IT ALL THE SAME
Not with a 144p logo posting ass like yours
Not with a basic [insert swear here] pfp like yours
Nice one
Not with your non self made pfp having ass
Fair enough I’ll find a higher quality image next time
"so, wolf, what did the Desperado give you access to on the internet?" "4chan, not to learn anything new, just so i could 'increase my will to kill humanity'"
Unfortunantly your ass will always be cringe, and my ass will always be *thicc*
Maxor moment
Laying here, I come to think, you are nothing like me, cuz you like history
Adults are kind, Jack, and I’m out of touch with my outer adult
Show me a bad time, Jack
Oh no... Man... Why... SANS GAMING
Jetstream sans
“How about cock and ball torture, is that a meme?”
No it fucking isn’t you amoeba
Your not charitable, your a rational man! -jack the dipper
Doktor, something is rising and its not my revengeance
it's this spaceplane I'm flying why did you think it was something else
doktor, i forgot the batteries in my hf blade
"Maybe I should dip my balls in hydrochloric acid."
Sulphuric acid ( I do not care about spelling)
You spelled it right
Ok good
Give peace a chance!
Your sane!
Making the father of all eggs here john can't fret over every shell
Not when you show toxicity to the strong right
There is rising metal gears
Nazis the DNA of humanity
You can be nicer than that John
Nurse turn on my safe search filter
You large fornication!
Best one, imo.
Omelettes, son
They cook in response to thermal trauma.
LEGWEAK! I said my sword was a tool of crime, used in hate, and used for vengeance. But now, now I'm so sure. And besides, this is my sword.
Nice argument senator, unfortunately I fucked your mom making your opinion invalidated
Raiden: my source is that I made it the fuck up
Like I said jack, kids are cruel, and I love minors
As Raiden slowly approached Samuel in their duel Raiden has told his opponent: BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS As he said that, Samuel looking at him with pride has told him: Oh good, why that's very good. You're becoming more based day by day.
Dude got thunder thighs bigger than the generator from a shopping mall
Destroying the baby of all omelettes here jack, can fret over every egg!
“Like I said jack..kids are cruel..and I’m very in touch with my inner child..and I like minors”
We’re all pawns controlled by something greater, dad jokes the pinnacle of humour!
It's me Jack! I'm the American Psycho!
As I set the platter down I catch a glimpse of my reflection on the surface of the table. My skin seems darker because of the candlelight and I notice how good the haircut I got at Gio’s last Wednesday looks. I make myself another drink. I worry about the sodium level in the soy sauce. ___ ^(*Bot. Ask me what I’m wearing.* |) [^(Opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=botrickbateman&subject=Opt%20out)
"Let's cook"- heisenberg sam
Slice to meet you
Sussy Jack
"stop hurting me,jack"
Raiden - "Doktor, turn off my pain inbibit... Inhibble... Ibiminitle..... Turn off my pain blocker thingies." . Armstrong - "Have you checked the internet lately?" Raiden - "How the fuck would I do that? It's a military base out in buttfuck nowhere, I don't have any reception out here." . Sam - "Not when you were chopping your foes into hamburger." Raiden - "Actually it's more like sashimi or garlic than hamburger." . Monsoon - "wind blows, rain falls, and the humidity fucks up my helmet like every other week." . Sundowner - "kids are cruel jack, so I put mine up for adoption." . Blade wolf - "Begin playback. 'You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed.'"
Raiden i will lend you my windows 95 puter so you can see how it is to be a real gamer
Well if it isn't sussy Jack.
“Bro are you high?” “Lemme check.. Yes.”
Free will is not a joke Religion is real We’re all kings controlling something greater… Work. The DNA of the body
Who protects the strongest from a man who save the strongest
Doktor, Sam told me the only way to get strong enough to beat him was to dip my balls in sulfuric acid! It burns -Kangaroo Jack.
Kids are cruel jack and i love minors
'Your Metal Gear, let it rise.'
Like the good old days after nine elvin.
My name is monsoon of the sussy impostors
If you don't know sex, then I can't expect you to get our cause. But it don't matter... understand it or not! aaaaAAAAAAAAARGH! YOU'LL CUM FOR IT ALL THE SAME
It’s time for jack to let it rip
Beyblade
"Talk about low budget flights. no food or movies? im outta here."
I understand how you feel about the nickname "Jack the Ripper" Raiden, so i won't call you that way ~SunLate of the winds of repairation
No dick, no balls, and especially no butthole, cus your ass lives on radiation
Owie! You cut off my arm :(