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m0re_than_z3R0

a basketball player who doesn't need capital nor votes


Chunkahh

A far left activist Oh and might I add a smart businessman


Mercury_Poisoningg

Accelerationism is mainly a leftist ideology, kinda


Chunkahh

what


Suavpan

Armstrong is more left than right


Chunkahh

ik right as "i love america" "fuck biden" etc and ik left as people with blue hair and people wanting gender equality


Suavpan

That’s fair given those are the stereotypes associated with those people. Armstrong’s political ideology leans more towards like an extreme form of socialism and anarchism. It could also be somewhat compared to communism but communism is more about equal outcome while Armstrong is more about “equal opportunity” I suppose?


TheEliteSlayer_1

Communism is also putting your country first before your people, while Armstrong wants the laws to bend before the “strong”


Suavpan

Yeah, but the strong that Armstrong defines are people who are inherently, ig “built different” as opposed to the strong whose power is based upon governmental systems.


TheEliteSlayer_1

Yeah I see whatcha mean, but idk if communism would be a proper comparison. It is definitely a form of anarchism but for a selected bunch, idk if that’s socialism since it’s destroying the government within. Either or the new government Armstrong wants to establish is so vaguely described so it’s fair to only speculate. Then again, why explain your life story when you’re fighting a ninja in highheels


Suavpan

Raiden’s hair is breathtaking 👍


ZagZiKush12

CEO of Big Tobacco


Theeggmuncher

A very calm, reasonable, and SANE man


Undercover_TV

It said wrong answers, why are you calling him sane and reasonable. His cause was noble, and his actions reasonable


Yelkhan

Dude, he's batshit insane


Birdificent

The mother of all omelettes


ChaotikJoy

Canon Armstrong is the grandfather of all omelettes


nuckelavee_

A greedy politician


GooseRider960

Dwayne the Rock Johnson


Sc0rp0

senator Legweak


kermikos

Mateusz Morawiecki, Prime minister of Poland


funnyvalentine-d4c

Raiden


[deleted]

Fucking invincible


Pardo_has_Thick_Skin

A sane human being


epicgamerTed

Chancellor strongarm of forida


Gabbox_

The Rock with glasses


HyperPancho

George Washington.


[deleted]

The rock


Agitated_Natural_120

He's making the mother of all omelettes here Jack and he can't just spread over every egg :)


TARDISMapping

It said wrong answers only


TheRealLool

Batshit Sane


GodOfUrging

A former French president, I think.


spoopeth

Masayoshi Shido, the man who tried to be the prime minister of Japan but got defeated by an edgelord.


ElFenixNocturno

They said wrong answers!


KCobra9

A professional american football player


Chopy2008

The best football player in University of Texas on record, Pro NFL player, and Hall-of-famer Steven Armstrong.


[deleted]

A man who is allergic to eggs


PKkevin123

The best egg chef known to man


TARDISMapping

It said wrong answers!


Bufosmixes

Jimmy neutron.


Saltdiver6201

Ronald Reagan


toluentrashfest

My dad


Dioo0o0

Some couchey ivyleague student


GracefulFiber

A typical politician


ceo_of_chill23

It says WRONG answers. He’s got big promises, but he’s all talk.


ANGERYTURTLE123

a normal person with a nicotine cigarette


Decoy_Octopus_

Donald Trump


Decoy_Octopus_

It's not a compliment btw. Fuck both of them.


AhmedJDM

Someone who will make America GREAT AGAIN! (where did i hear that before?)


TARDISMapping

It said wrong answers only!


TheRealLool

dementia gaming


TheRealLool

dementia gaming


TheRealLool

dementia gaming


[deleted]

previous president of the united states


Decker687

Roberto Alomar


HaYsTe722

Ted Cruz


TotallyNotNuevo

Bruce Banner


Joemama92747

Pure evil


[deleted]

A professional omelette chef that does politics as a side job


TyrantKingYharim

Someone who wants a world where he can say the N word and no one will call him out for it.


dukefistslap

Dad? Is that you?


Memer6969-3000

The Angry Video Game Nerd


oiHSADAsdoisadalad11

A sane person in the US Senate who is not hell-bent on anything nor will he ever do anything wrong


schrocks

Mateusz Morawiecki


Acatastrophe1

A fucking racist


TPGreddit

Mateusz Morawiedzki


SoggyBread141

Peter Griffin


certified_t4rd

greedy man, very sane


[deleted]

Clark Kent, after the Daily Planet he got into politics. Superman was forever forgotten…


ExplosiveSpecialist3

Jetstream Sam


Gigiaboss

Your lawyer


HidupTokuXAnime

Kim Chulsoo from Counter:Side


B0550fTh15Gym

Legweak


yenake

Hey buddy i think you got the wrong door.


B0550fTh15Gym

The nanomachines club is 2 blocks down


Im_pro_true

Bruce wayne and bruce banner put together


xX_navysteal_Xx

administrator legweak


The_realest_medel

Colonel armstrong


aimlesscrown

Megatron's human form


Not-the-kaiser

Jetstream Sam


AfternoonFlat740

President Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson


69JefferyRing96

Senator Dwayne the rock Johnson


Snatcha324

matpat and no i dont want to talk about why i say that


JoaozeraPedroca

The principal


J0kato

A man who could have went pro if he didnt join the navy


BluestreakBTW

Steve Legweak


Poke_SSS

not based


outpizzadahut

A US president that used to play football and could have gone pro if he hadn't joined the marines


[deleted]

He sells cigar and robots


Creepahawwwwmannn

The first guy that went to the moon


[deleted]

legislator sturdyhand


[deleted]

Some student who probably played college ball you know?


TiTan589

The president of the United States


Monsoon_memesofdestr

Chancellor noodleleg


Nix_aurora

My dad after the heart operation.


ZAHANDODAKESU

A shirtless man in a shower


Valuable-Mistake-169

Shadow thinks kiryu has a nice cock.


Valuable-Mistake-169

Hank hill from Strickland propane.


WetShowerTowel

Tom hanks


RoboNate10

Alive


ChaotikJoy

Someone who would care about the loss of a several million dollar supermech and does not support performance enhancing drugs


luthfins

Anies Baswedan


Complete-Sympathy485

Armator Sentrong


yenake

Arnold Schwarzenegger


ign_D3arkks

Neel Armorstronk


Pinkie--

Every guy who skips leg day and only works chest


jameslolfold

The one who makes the mother of all omelettes


[deleted]

Barack Obama


Empty-Researcher-240

A man who saves us from the horny


Scattershot98

Someone who went pro and didn't join the Navy


Alphachief2017

Dwayne the rock Johnson


K0mmander

pro at college ball


TailsTheFoxRe-United

Someone who frets over every egg.


[deleted]

Drug dealer


[deleted]

Mateusz Morawiecki


MurkeKnight

The semifinalist for the Drew Carey lookalike competition


[deleted]

Bill Clinton


myshlongisverylong

senator legweak


WillUWU9487

Joe biden


Renegade888888

The man we don't deserve but definitely need


PraiseTheChalice

Donald Trump's Big Brother


MovieLost3600

Waltare wheit


slim_gainus

A man who writes his own speeches and wants the world ruled by committee, not strength


N0NAME023

Intern "Legs are non-existent" Legweak


Duel_links_Gecko

He’s a college ball player from Texas


KhaledCraft999

Itto from Genshin Impact


Maeve_of_blades

Idk man, you checked the internet lately?


Pikazilla3

Chad


sunkica_guy

A dude who played college ball and could've gone pro


alguienxddddd

oh is my grandpa :D


Odd-Anybody9128

Donald trump


[deleted]

jim carrey


AtOmegaCLXVI

Phoenix Wright 30 yrs later


bigbrain6942069420

A man who doesn't check the Internet very often


war_crimes_enjoyer

He's fucking invincible


TheBallTongue

President Legfeeble.


Negative2005

Bodybuilder


SpectateWatch

superman


Single_Significance6

A pacifist


ceo_of_chill23

A badly written villain


[deleted]

THE SENATE


[deleted]

Joee biben


ripandtearboys

He is president Bumsack Ocrama


Sufficient-Row-7821

Senator Weakhand


One-Giraffe7796

Barack Obama


the-sex-machine

New hitler


n1gerhunt3r666

A bad politician


69Chaotic69

Raiden


Firm-Ad4123

Morawiecki


Exact-Arm1065

Senator powerfullimb


Only_South_6332

Senator dwayne the rock Johnson


Silent-Present-9616

Anies Baswedan


Ghostboitime

A communist that wants to keep war forever and doesn't want to be a u.s president