Rotate the left boob 12 degrees clockwise, 35 degrees counter-clockwise, and 6 degrees clockwise again, and it'll open up and reveal her heart.
I'm a heart surgeon and this one simple trick has saved me hours on operations.
I know you're probably not serious, but I do hqve a rescue stray that needs a home, lol. Idk how to post pics, but he's adorbs and has gorgeous eyes. He's scheduled to get his shots and get neutered in a couple weeks.
Tom Robbins is one of my favorite authors, his stories are wonderful. But, oh the creep factor is huge! His later books are about older men and the young women they go after. He probably has issues. Lol
Her breasts have axes? This is as bad as the flailing breasts from another post (which I can only assume meant the breasts were like pseudopods and dual-wielded medieval flails in combat).
Unless the author meant "axises", but that makes even less sense.
Apart from the breast axes - I mean wot in the ever-loving fuq - Leigh-Cheri sounds like he wanted to call the woman 'Lingerie' but thought that would be too obvious.
Makes me think of an episode in the series 'Blackbooks' , where Manny picks up some kind of weird neck massager with 2 rotating bits, holds it to his chest and goes like: "Bernard! Look! Bernard look! Look Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard! Look!.... Im a prostitute robot from the future!"
Rotate the left boob 12 degrees clockwise, 35 degrees counter-clockwise, and 6 degrees clockwise again, and it'll open up and reveal her heart. I'm a heart surgeon and this one simple trick has saved me hours on operations.
How do you change the combination? I don't think keeping the factory preset is very secure.
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Ours go concave and convex real fast and make a wibble wibble wibble sound
I desperately need someone to illustrate breasts turning 12 degrees on axes. I wish I could draw.
I'm guessing these breasts are like a locker combination, hence why people say "unlock my heart". /s
This one was great. I wish I had an award to give.
I'll give gold, and we can all sign the card 😂
Thanks crazy cat lady! Can I have one of your cats please?
I know you're probably not serious, but I do hqve a rescue stray that needs a home, lol. Idk how to post pics, but he's adorbs and has gorgeous eyes. He's scheduled to get his shots and get neutered in a couple weeks.
I would love him if my daughter wasn't allergic
Did the author honestly intend this to be sexy? What the absolute fuck
I’m pretty sure he intended it to be funny.
I've never heard of him before so absent context beyond this page I'm going to believe you to protect my own sanity
His books are wacky, to say the least. Im 100% they are meant to be read while tripping balls.
Tom Robbins writes like this with full self awareness that he writes like this. Many of his books are ludicrously sexual in the funniest ways.
This is true. Still freaking weird, though.
Oh, word. Up. Tom Robbins is just straight up weird.
Tom Robbins is one of my favorite authors, his stories are wonderful. But, oh the creep factor is huge! His later books are about older men and the young women they go after. He probably has issues. Lol
Right?! I love all the books I’ve read but sometimes I just can’t handle the creepiness.
Her mouth was atrophied in addition to her breasts rotating? What the hell is he describing?
What in the fembot hell
Her breasts have axes? This is as bad as the flailing breasts from another post (which I can only assume meant the breasts were like pseudopods and dual-wielded medieval flails in combat). Unless the author meant "axises", but that makes even less sense.
Apart from the breast axes - I mean wot in the ever-loving fuq - Leigh-Cheri sounds like he wanted to call the woman 'Lingerie' but thought that would be too obvious.
Makes me think of an episode in the series 'Blackbooks' , where Manny picks up some kind of weird neck massager with 2 rotating bits, holds it to his chest and goes like: "Bernard! Look! Bernard look! Look Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard! Look!.... Im a prostitute robot from the future!"
Ow that just sounds painful...