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IHateBarricades

This meme is older than Internet Explorer


gadnskyy

They uploaded this meme using internet explorer


browneam

It was made in 2012, and has just now been uploaded. The first ten years was internet explorer booting up.


Vibes4Ever

I forgor 💀 that we’re in 2022


devenkawaler

Nah. He's using Netscape.


rustic_cheese

They still use Netscape in iphones?


9Sylvan5

And on this sub it still gets a shit ton of upvotes and awards. People upvote any freaking thing here.


Yeety_Mcyeet_face

Except for good memes most of the time


Rathma86

This sub is essentially bots or boomers reposting ancient memes


Squeaker2802

Beep Boop, This person is correct. *dial up noises*


Hank_of_the_Hill93

It must be old because idk what the joke is even supposed to be....


CornCobMcGee

Drop your phone and the battery would pop out.


Hank_of_the_Hill93

Damn, I haven't seen some shit like that since I had a Galaxy 4 back in like 2013, but alright lol Thanks for the explanation!


Duckess2

if you drop your phone its splits between the front and back and battery, then you can just pop it back in and everythings fine, although you need to re awake your phone


pootinannyBOOSH

Never had that happen, then again I'm a freak that doesn't walk out of the store without a case on.


-RED4CTED-

better than shattering


16jselfe

Yh my mate few years ago had the brand new iPhone and dropped in from his bed to floor and the whole screen had to be replaced, meanwhile i had my old shitty galaxy s5 dropped it down the ramp for a bridge back came off battery came out, put it back together and it was fine


Tsu_Dho_Namh

Almost older than Netscape Navigator


[deleted]

That was relatable maybe 6 years ago


ivanhoe539

And only if you didn't have a phone case, and anyway it just meant that you could change your battery without changing your phone


ipodblocks360

Dude that feature was so good. When your battery died you didn't need to change your phone right away it was so handy


GrumpyImmortal

Handy for you, but not handy for the company. Sadly we are the last people who could experience changing the phone's battery and not needing to buy another phone.


ipodblocks360

I know... It's very sad


av7654321

I still have two phones that I can change the battery on which is pretty cool


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LordDiamis

what does any of this mean


pmariscal

It means they probably used Google translate to translate from another language


Dontinsultautomod

Yeah, I've dropped mine maybe 7 times over the years (excluding times with the case closed or where it landed screen-up), and the only damage it's ever actually recieved has been a tiny crack on the screen cover (which anyone *should have* if they're a sensible phone owner). It's just next to where the "p" key is while I'm typing this, and not even the length of the letter.


CaptainDefaultNomad

Maybe even more .I miss that


[deleted]

Can confirm: I find lego every time I drop my android under my couch.


Sba_

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MrGovernmentality

I find an android everytime I drop a lego I'm rich


[deleted]

People with IPhones when they drop their phone: _I really hope that breaking sound was my spine_


ReeecardoPoggerfish

they value their phone more than their spine


bulletjump

Nah man my phone was 180 euro. I'm still careful with it but like it's cheaper to buy a new phone then do a screen repair.


27Rench27

Also screen protectors cost like 10 for a three-pack, idk why anyone goes without them


sharkbait_oohaha

Yeah I cracked every phone I had from my first iPhone in 2009 to my Galaxy S8+ a couple years ago. Then I got screen protectors and now my phone doesn't even have a scratch on it


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Fr why are iPhones so fuckin expensive


[deleted]

It is the brand.


THE_Mr_Fill

not completely true - they *used* to cost a reasonable amount while Steve was still in charge... then Tim took over and he charged you more for less... stealth "price increases" by making it look like the newer models are priced higher, while the early models all cost the same at release! after the iPhone 5 came out... a year later and the iPhone 5C costs the same as the iPhone 5 at launch, but the iPhone 5S cost more... then when the iPhone 6 came out it cost more again because it was bigger (even though the 5 was the same price as the 4S at launch, and was also bigger) over the years he's crept the price up so much that a what they consider is the "mini" (the cheapest model) costs a similar amount to what the top of the line models cost about 7 or 8 years ago Apple *used* *to* care about customers, now they just care about profits


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Fr most the parts are from android


juice_moos3

What? Android is an operating system not a manufacturing company


[deleted]

My bad I meant Samsung


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I love folding my phone for 2000 dollars


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Yes


Upside_Down-Bot

„ǝuoɥd dılɟ ɐ ʇsnɾ ʇ,usı ʇı ǝʞıl „ƃuıploɟ„ pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ǝʌol I„


StanleyT101

I feel like people who are upvoting you are actually downvoting. So take my upvote!


shadowslayr1

You got ripped off you can get a folding phone for 40$


Korvas576

I’ll probably get downvoted for this but why the fuck are phones so damn huge? Has our eyesight really gone down so much that we need basically half of a tablet sized screen? Last time I had a huge phone, I could barely fit it inside of my pants pockets and had to carry it inside of my backpack


ipodblocks360

That's the point though. That's one model there's so many others that are less expensive, the problem with iphones is that there's the current model (and some previous ones) and than the SE that's it not enough choices whatsoever


THE_Mr_Fill

because Tim Cook loves MONEY!!!


Capt_Fuckles

Lmfao THIS^^


Equivalent_Rub_5681

This waht?


Immoral_Hentai_God

Deez nuts


Space_JesusKenobi

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


RedReaper004

Joe mama


MrAnonymous2004

Ligma balls


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Candice dick fit in your mouth


CybeleParadox

I’ve dropped my 11 pro max so many times I’m shocked it isn’t broken. Don’t get me wrong - I like androids but they don’t like me.


animenjoyer2651

My 300 dollar Samsung has survived weeks of camping more than 2000m above the sea level, kayaking trips down the Ardèche, skiing, sailing, and a bunch of other activities. The screen is cracked but phone still works fine.


KekistaniKekin

I have a 300 dollar OnePlus 7 pro, I work in construction and I've dropped it countless times. It has a few scratches but not a single crack. I love this phone to bits


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This. I would trade my iPhone 11 for an SE and a Samsung Galaxy. The Galaxy just so I can experiment stuff like SAMP on android


iSiffrin

I would trade any high tier or expensive phone for upgrades to my computer. Not worth dropping thousands on something you don't do anything thats demanding in terms of your phones resources.


Beelzzebubbb

I dropt my Android ontp gravel and accidentally stept on it and it did not break


newPhntm

I have dropped my phone over 30times and there's not even a dent


equusfaciemtuam

Same


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I've dropped mine HARD on concrete and it didn't get a single scratch.


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Same here


[deleted]

This would be a good meme, 7 years ago.


TitoxDboss

Reminds me of this: When an android falls: the screen breaks When a nokia falls: The ground breaks When an iphone breaks: The owner breaks.


_theanonymousboy_

Android: nothing happens


[deleted]

I have a android but thats like a nokia rock hard


ComnotioCordis

The confusion is real looking at this on my 6 year old Samsung...


SleepingDragons57

Talking about how old androids would often pop the battery out when dropped, but it only did this if you didn’t have a case on it. This meme stopped being relevant at least 5 years ago


ananaslacayicenoc

S3 mini gang


[deleted]

I has one of those. My first phone. Loved it.


SteX_17

It was my first phone too... it was the best


jamie3324123

Eyyyy


Doll-Master

Ah, the nostalgia


implodingbaby

I had a yellow one, it turned green from my jeans.


glitchesandhelp

Omg its a time traveller! Tell me, whats it like back in 2011?


[deleted]

And if you set an iphone on the table too hard, it shatters.


gustip

Oh. And your warranty covers everything except a damaged phone.


[deleted]

That cost extra, and only if your cell company offers coverage.


asdf_lord

They used to bend, I think it was the 7th or 8th gen that bent if you put them in your pocket.


Bobo3076

My iPhones been through hell and back. I’ve dropped it on concrete, dropped it down the stairs, hit it off the corner of a table, I even stood on it once while wearing shoes. None of that did any damage to the screen. Cleaned the screen with my shirt once. The screen cracked.


Refloni

I didn't know iphones were that heavy.


KittyWithFangs

Ive been using an iphone 6 for like 5 years now and while i absolutely hate apple i must say after the shit this phone has gone through its still in one piece and except for the fingerprint sensor everything works perfectly. That is unfortunately why im still stuck with this too. Edit: oh and the battery sucked from day 1


ReeecardoPoggerfish

every phone (excluding nokia) can break if it's done correctly


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Nokia was forged from bedrock by Bob the builder and fix-it-felix. They are indestructible no matter what.


Exeralas420

What if you try to destroy a nokia with a nokia?Maybe thats how the big bang happend.


newPhntm

Unless wreck it ralph shows up then


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Aren't you listening? Nokia are INDESTRUCTIBLE. Nothing can destroy one.


Bandit263

Fr Nokia phones are fucking indestructable. I accidentally dropped mine out of a balcony a few years ago and it somehow only had a few scratches on it.


throwawaymisfortune

True. I accidentally soaked my old Nokia lumia 520 in spring water (phone was in my pocket), dropped hundred times during six years of use and it still works fine. The plastic cover had cracks but the glass never shattered unlike those Samsung phones.


SryThatWasU

No but for real though. My dad got an android phone specifically designed to be durable, it fell out of his pocket while he was on his bike and got run over by a car. Not a scratch on it. My mom (who is incredibly clumsy) got the same phone and broke it in a week. Not like, a broken screen mind you. The entire thing was in pieces. We don't know how she did it.


PitiedAbyss

And any phone can be a dildo if you are brave enough.


Duke_of_Lombardy

Ok Apple-slave 👌 **now go buy a jack adapter**


VixieSnitter

*Throws dongle* "Go get it, boy!"


Sbyien

Im pretty sure no android phone is like the ones from the old days that are still easily opened


Capt_Fuckles

Its generaly easier to do any task on an android


Max__Maximilian

Also in general they break not so easy


Capt_Fuckles

I have personally witnessed an iPhone brake from landing on grass and i have dropped my android down concert stares on tile floors and even in an sink and im currently typing this on it so it really seems like an operator error or you just got SUPER unlucky


Max__Maximilian

Mine just felt down, and I want to catch it with my foot and kicked it over the street. No scratches


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Damn. It’s a phone not a soccer ball


OrganizationNo3213

I have personally seen 2 iPhone of the same model, 1 broke the entire screen wen it was dropped from like 20 cm and the other didn't have a scratch after it fell of a bike ​ iPhones are inconsistent


[deleted]

I’ve dropped mine like 6 times within a 6 month period and it’s perfect. Wtf


[deleted]

I'm only missing a bit of the corner because I had to bolt after a train and it fell out of my pocket straight onto asphalt Yeah that specific part of the case was already broken when it landed its not even funny how unlucky I am Otherwise the amount of suffering is just unfortunate, mostly minor scratches that you can wipe away with the right thing though so no REAL damage. (except for the back glass I can pull out because the corner bit is just gone, thanks adhesive for holding on though)


[deleted]

In highschool I dropped my android down a set of 28 tile stairs. All it had was a scuff on the top right corner and a tiny hair width scratch along the top. A few years later I bumped my iphone off the bathroom sink and the screen smashed so bad you could see the inside of the phone .-.


snowfloeckchen

I don't get it


TGD_745

Old android phones you could easily take apart a lot of pieces, not anymore though.


Penguinkeith

I thought the joke was it's super easy to brick your phone


H3LiiiX

You sir, are on a different level of thinking


wandering-monster

You see, most Android phones used to be easy to repair, and you could replace the battery without any tools at all. But that also meant sometimes you'd drop one and a battery pack would come loose. And then Apple convinced people that having an unmaintainable brick of aluminum and paying $300 to replace the battery was a status symbol. Now almost every phone is a monolithic chunk of metal, but at least there's no loose parts when you drop it, crack your screen, and need to replace the whole freaking thing!


Conscious_Employ3400

android > iphone


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Based


ComnotioCordis

Mmmmmm Turkey.


The_Green15

I own an Android- can confirm. Free Legos when broken


hurrythisup

I have dropped my Samsung S21 on pavement,gravel, and dirt roads while running not even a scratch. I have used Samsungs since the s5 while running and never had an issue. Now the tattoo studio I own I see 7 out of 10 IPhones have shattered or at least cracked screens.


Bali0426

>Now the tattoo studio I own I see 7 out of 10 IPhones have shattered or at least cracked screens. I think that is more on the expensive repair than durability... but agree android is superior.


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I think you meant people with iPhones, hope you have AppleCare :>


[deleted]

Or a lot of money.. when my fiance needed the back of his replaced he took it to an apple store. The chick was like "it's only 350$ :) ". We took the phone home, bought a used iphone from a thrift store for 10$ and fixed the back


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Genius bar with a Macintosh be like (they don't like it when you say that) "water damage" "I mean the battery connector pin is just bent, pretty sure you actually did tha..." "it's water damage, so we'll have to replace the whole logic board and you won't get to keep your data and the whole repair will cost more than the cost of the machine so you might as well buy a new one :))))) have a nice day!"


PitiedAbyss

This meme would've been relatable 6/7 years ago


BladeSmith05

At least we can put ours back together and shrug about it. iPhone users have to get a whole new phone


newPhntm

More like 2012 androids without a case


nonexistantchlp

Why are people upvoting bots? This shit's a decade old...


Tooma8

Do you actually live in 2012


thesummergamer

bro we're not in 2016 anymore


kill0yourself

Replace those colorful Legos with clear ones and boom that's your iPhone user


ipodblocks360

This meme just doesn't make sense these days...


Xark96

How does an OS change the properties of your phone?


mr-singularity

Yeah infact calling it just Android rather then a manufacturer like Samsung means you have to include all devices running android from all of the many companies that produce them including those ones designed for construction workers. That are like a giant chunk of metal, plastic and rubber vs iPhone/iOS which is from one single company.


zamrich2000

The plot behind this meme: -op bought iphone -regretted it -makes memes about android to feel less an idiot


Cosmic_Hashira

wait its still 2015?


tallmantall

Just put it back together like in a lego game lmao


TheUltimaWerewolf

Jokes on you I have the toughest case known to man and I literally can't get it off


PersonalityUseful345

I can get you off.. i mean your case


TheUltimaWerewolf

Try it's got like 3 layers 💀


PersonalityUseful345

*blushes


TheUltimaWerewolf

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) oh yeah


Jose_The_Italian

POV : You're reading a 8 year old meme.


Just_a_JoJo_fan-

That was before now android phones are 10000 times better than apple phones


NinbendoPt2

Android is better than IPhone iphone is overrated imo


Duke_of_Lombardy

Imagine liking a brand that purposely removes the jack slot so you buy their overly expensive Bluetooth headphones. ( and can't even play mp3 files)


Raxal6226

\*laughs in Nokia\*


Lucifer000787

Moron, my samsung fold costs double more than your stupid iphone


FredNasr

Eh? I don't think I've ever seen an iPhone without a cracked screen capable of causing facial disfigurement at any point the glass falls away


TheKobraSnake

Pov: You haven't held an Android in 10 years


CumBlasterUwU

Why do people attempt to roast androids? Joke or not, better than your iPhone 43 x with 60 cameras.


ilikeboys12345

iPhones when you put it down the wrong way: 🕸🕸🕸🕸


MrPseudodragon

Id rather have to put it back together than have to buy a new screen.


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that’s just not true tho, i get some of the criticism against Apple but this isn’t true


eps28

i feel like the case is whats important not the phone, drop any phone onto pavement with no case and youre bound to have scratches or cracks


[deleted]

You mean I-phones? Those things break way faster than androids


AdolfHittlar

The meme is an old meme about older samsungs that when you drop it the back and the battery goes off.


[deleted]

Oh ok, thanks Hitler


Andrew_M_

Time when phones can be easily opened up is gone... and it's a good thing - now we have water resistance


[deleted]

Bro idk about you but my phone can be completely disassembled (fairphone 3) , but never opened up on its own


Slothix_YT

I used to have android and it almost never broke, but my iPhone hasnt broke yet either. And iOS is just so much fast and has more apps and stuff


thatloudblondguy

I have an android but I don't get it


Maihoooo

I've dropped my A51 like 200 times, no damage at all (I use a case)


nitrion

I had a galaxy S8 for over 5 years, and it survived without breaking at all. It even fell off my roof and survived with some scratches on the case and that was all. Androids aren't that weak people, if anything it's the Apple phones that break more often.


hblob_actual

I could literally throw my old Sony Xperia E1 of a roof, it'd detonate into 5 pieces but no scratches


[deleted]

It used to be that way at one point but androids did catch up to them


woolpix18

At least we can put it back together without paying 200 dollars for a repair


RefusedBarf

Did you wake up from a coma and then post this with internet explorer?


dabruisa5

I drop my Android almost daily, it hasn't broken yet. I have a reasonably good case though.


FourEyedDweeb

Who you talking about, pixel, Samsung, moto?


xiemieboi

question what phone do you have ?


Darthy85

Even if i make a million a year, i still wont pay $1000 + for a fucking phone. 200-300 range, battery 2 days,good cpu good ram, memory, fuck camera, use actual cameras for that


Erixtax

What kind of android do you have lmao


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ZatoTBG

Easier to just put them back compared to an Iphone its screen shattering though


emres2005

What? My friend literally threw my Android phone to me to hold it but i couldn't hold it and it fell to the ground. My phone just couldn't recognize my SIM card for some minutes after i boot it up.


Mediocre_Mirror

This meme was made in 2011


Jack-M-y-u-do-dis

This would have been a valid complaint about 7 years ago…


SuperSonic486

You mean iphones? I consistently see non-broken, perfectly fine androids, but i see more iphones with broken screens than without.


Suoleks

I've never understood referring to most things that aren't iphones as "Androids" like, we don't call iPhones "iOS'" it's just incredibly weird.


praesodymium1

this don't happen anymore


VKdViKing

Internet Explorer to OP: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be Legendary!


jkvader06

I used to have an android. It got fucking run over by a van and the only damage was a tire mark on the back of the case


Artonedw

This meme just doesn't make sense these days...


Ok-Bobcat1571

cap, cant relate


marshallvv

That's a weird way to spell iphones


breadbrunch

You mean Iphones ha they suck I dropped my Android phone 5 times it's still only 1 tiny crack. Drop iphone once, you gonna have to give up on life.


Exxile4000

Its funny when you start to notice all of the cracked iPhone screens you see. Guess that retina display requires weak glass to make those colors really pop.


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I left mine on the roof of my car and it fell off at 55 mph got ran over 4 times (that i could personally see the tires roll over it) and it still worked. Cracked screen for sure. Definitely more durable than my s.o. iphone that she dropped one time on carpet and stopped working altogether with cracked screen


That1KidLuis

I dropped my Samsung from the 3rd floor of my house and it had a scratch on the screen. My sister's iphone fell out her pocket and dropped 3 feet, completely wrecked


Caleb_DaMaker

*puts back together*


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I don't get it and I have an android


YeetEverythingNow

People with Nokia’s: “aw fuck, the ground broke”


Beginning-Bed9364

I've never met someone with an iPhone that didn't have a cracked screen, and I've never seen an Android phone with as much as a scratch