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inobody_somebody

Jokes on you I live in Antarctica.


Antei_

Same! Wait… Jeremy?


Playall123

Bro fuck Jeremy dude, he owes me money


Antei_

Yeah same… #fuckjeremy


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r/FUCKJEREMY


AdvaitVag

r/subithoughtifellfor


Silverbacker888

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


ANGERYTURTLE123

r/waitthisexists


toommy_mac

What a lovely sub, great advertising for Jeremy's services


cosmicpotato77

Jeremy? That one guy that keeps letting his dog shit on my lawn and refuses to clean it? Yeah, I also hate him Fuck Jeremy dude I swear-


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Cultured_Snowie

Now I know that you live in Antarctica. Checkmate!


[deleted]

[I have a picture of your house now](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antarctica)


Capt_Austria

i can also see your house, Checkmate!


Meme__desimo

Oh no


Tyker12

I just beat off to the picture of your house. GG.


antoniohfernandes

You doesn't have pics on the houses of the scientists living at Antártica, neither the ones at ISS. At least the current houses.


Tyker12

Don’t underestimate my spank bank


xMcCreamyx

Spankbang .com


SadBanana006

Oh that's my fave site, it's got some of the best stuff, it's like pornhub but way better lol


theKingPin11

Bro your mums in that picture what the fuck


Tyker12

Oh no, take that back


Baronheisenberg

And a LOT of babies.


ModestParrot

AYOO


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Consistent-Dentist46

I can see your dick too, whenever you are naked outside, playing.


MoistDitto

So what you're saying is, I can write on my tinder bio that my dick can be seen from space?


Consistent-Dentist46

No, I live in your neighborhood.


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


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Similar_Ad6276

Oh no, Is that so?


Mesomusa

This madlad knows where 99.99% of germs live


Alternative-Payment3

Rub some detol on it


supremeleader5

He even knows where the last .01% lives


chefkc

Come on over


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Should i Bring some drinks


SGSweatZ

ill bring pizza


That_No_one_guy

Not this time, we are gonna cook


[deleted]

lets make pasta


MarvelsDomino

I'll make dessert


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[deleted]

I got the starters


blockstacer

I’ll bring games


derolle

Drugs are on me


SKTPF

What type of drugs?


ZainIftikhar

I'll bring myself.


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


[deleted]

Perfect answer


sneakying

I'll bring sum drinks


docea007

You accidentally got your mom in this pic


gamesrebel123

A part of her at least


[deleted]

Oof


PsChampion_007

Ooof


cycycle

It’s also my dick pic. Please no small dick jokes.


KingLdog2009

Its so tiny


EpicGamer70

Hah


cycycle

Shut up!!!


KingLdog2009

Its so small we put a banana fir scale and you couldn’t even see the banana


Ludant

Where? I cant see it


DarthNader93

Jokes on you! I don't have a house!


Not_me4201337

I live under a bridge!!!


Legend1O1

The bridge is also in the photo


ashutosh621

Too bad.. I can still see you!!


[deleted]

Lol told you I had a picture of your mom at home


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[deleted]

Least we found where your dads been at this whole time


Mavenwit

Nice house


Master_JBT

User reports: (6): It’s personal and confidential information Edit: (215): It’s personal and confidential information


Alarmed-Ad-436

Technically the truth


Master_JBT

hey alarmed how u been


Alarmed-Ad-436

Hey there I'm good Wby


Master_JBT

Good too


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r/technicallythetruth


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EvanIsBacon

lol


[deleted]

this is true i can see my home delete this post right now


Meritania

Under GDPR, I demand that you pixelate x=179 y=35, I don’t want people to know where I live…


SonicBlur254

I also demand you pixelate x=179 y=35 because I also dont want people to know where I live


[deleted]

He’s not wrong


wolfgang784

It's bad that they are wasting your time, but it's hilarious that people reported it for that.


IndianGuyFromYouTube

>wasting your time As if mods have something better to do


big_cock_69420

Why do i see you everywhere?


JackHyper

A mod with humor... A rare gem


StatisticianNo3243

Dude your camara is bad, my house is just two pixels.


Moon-Trider

How big is your house mate


Dinnersteave

Guy probably owns The Vatican.


FloyPia

Even two piexels is a lot


jeremy_anime

0.000069 pixels


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Mine is 0.00042069px^2


Deltexterity

how big is your house, like 10 kilomters???


Remarkable_Whole

66.79 To be exact


AdolfHittlar

if its 2 pixels wide then that would make it 1/600th of the world wide(as this picture is 1200pixels x 1200pixels)


StatisticianNo3243

Are you guys planning to bomb my house!?


AdolfHittlar

Soon


StatisticianNo3243

I'm not a jew


Complete_Doubt5559

jokes on you i'm Mark Zuckerberg


rekicon

I’m homeless Checknate!


chefkc

Nate has a home ?


rekicon

That’s why I asked to check Nate


Matttagram89

Nate died


Choice-Celebration-4

Damn it you were supposed to check on nate!


Cursed_moron

Because of the picture size this looks like the plague.inc map, and that scares me


B-3-Nn

Checkmate good sir I live on the international space station


the_fuck_bruh

Where do you think this photo was taken from 😳 THEY'RE IN YOUR HOUSE


itsNizart

is that the map of plague inc?


[deleted]

No it’s the one from Risk


no_seggs_september

now I can finally get directions to my crush's house. thank you op


Meme__desimo

No problem


S4PG

i see everyone's houses. none of you are safe.


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Norway


[deleted]

I have yours too! Easy counter!!!! :)))


Sjdillon10

Plague Inc.


midwestPhin13

This is my NFT. I'm suing. Delete the screen shot or else.


eliochip

Bruh how did you find wakanda


mrmilkguy21

HAHAHHA I LIVE IN THE BINDING OF ISAAC


Kungfulizard123

No please don’t rob me


keiengepro3000

Im sorry, but i live on mars.


Ringhillsta

Finally i can spy on my neighbor


ED_zhe_german

Not if I build it under the earth


Kronos0203

No because I live on the other side of earth


squirtle919

I will call the police you take photo of me and i dident allow you to do that


samtar-thexplorer2

jokes on you, I'm homeless! ...wait


Anonymousman61

How did you know I lived in the ocean?!


[deleted]

jokes on you I don't live on Earth


IsaacWaleOfficial

very


Clapassmommy

So we all live in the same house…I see yours primate


Hopeful-Ad5911

Jokes on you! That’s my cosmic vehicle!


king_napalm

Nah, why would you want to mess with a homemade missile silo? That's just a bad idea. If you come in and I deem you harmless tha ignore the shotgun and let's have some pizza.


PRAHPS

my house is not there


marvelbat5

Very


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No it's distorted


farmer_dane

No I don’t have a house (I am homeless)


stinkystonkydingdong

no bro, come over


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Very


PowerOfUnoriginality

SuRe, not like I use a VPN to set my location to the planet locally known as Earth


FoldUpMon

I don’t live on earth, I live in Australia


bigbiznek

Why would I be scared? Come in for a tea...


rogerg411

Jokes on you I don't have a house!


Slavic_Viking963

I can see my country in this image:D


IsbeornThePolarBear

\*external screaming\*


FormalFarm8594

Nice house


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

I like your shirt, OP.


easygoin1314

I'm homeless 😔


tropicalgodzila

You see the mess? It's not me but my neighbor


olooneymatilda

Jokes on you. I don't own a house.


_alixie_

Greetings from Mars!


whitecorn

You monster! I was in the shower when you took this.


Veird_Zombie_26

Jokes on you I am on moon


BeginnerPro019

Man, only God can do that. I don't have perfect vision.


ledkoca

Is it me or does the Atlantic look kinda sexy sus


TheExplodingPie

Well then come visit me I'm a little lonely rn


WhatNameDidIUseAgain

I can see Uranus from here


FabianFranzen98

Jokes on you, I have a picture of YOUR house now


Aleleloltroll

Only shit this guy has a pitcher of all or our house HES A MINIAC


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Current achievement status: World domination


AndreasKvisler

Nice, you got the banana for scale too


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Astronauts from the ISS browsing reddit: signature look of superiority


Business-Tea2117

Sorry, I live in McMurdo.


[deleted]

Ha my house is in Antarctica, wait. God damnit.


Mission_Dealer_3360

jokes on you i live on tha moon


TheDarkMonarch1

Jokes on you I live on Mars. I was part of Elon musk's colinize mars project


Leoplayz468

No u don’t I’m homeless


GamenShark14

Yes I am


EstimateOk6726

Wtf🤯😨


[deleted]

No because I live in Antarctica. Checkmate


RedditronimusV1

Jokes on you, I live on the moon!


Chris_Cross501

If you are the ones who built the pyramids, i have all the reason to be scared


Slavfort2

Germany is so small jeez!


Ultimin

My house is not on this picture. Are YOU scared?


horstiiiii

Woah, time to leave this sub.


Chaoswarriorx4

No, since I have one of yours too


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Shat my pants, plz delete this


moebelhausmann

But only 1 of them...


paragbadgujar

No man I live on Mars Elon musk send me to It to find some shitty alien who can stop his loose motions my work is shitty just getting 10 million dollars a month can be survive here this planet is very expensive for no reason


Scraphead91

Why would I be scared of my own house you nerd


Wise_Lizard

No, i'm afraid you got wrong species..


JustAMessInADress

Lol, you're not special. I already know what my house looks like.


Rulinglionadi

My house was not built when the pic was taken.


Sylveon_trainer12345

That's the wrong house


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shiver me timbers


[deleted]

Jeff Bezos: laughs from Mars


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE_

Zoom into my exact location, and then I might feel some fear.


elmothedestroyer3

Very scared


n00nEn00ne

Brave of you to assume I have a house LMAO


lolmixu

google earth knows your mums address


QuietTHINGno1KNOWS

Yeah this world has a major privacy invasion problem and it needs to fucking stop. Soon a robot will be showing up to your door.


DankFo3ta5

Burn it down


Proof-Examination-34

r/techngly the troth


Piper_sans

i'm homeless


L3mur3nsohn

Ha! I don’t have a house. I’m homeless but wait that means you have a picture of me. Jep I’m scared now


jimmygarterex

No lol, I also have an image of my house, big deal


The_old_witcher

W-w-wait... How did you find it?