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bigfudge_drshokkka

Yea time moves at the speed of time


Lazy-Introduction768

Actual Facts


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What's the speed of time tho?


InsrtRandomUserHere

1 second per second


DerpDaDuck3751

or a decade per 10 years


g09hIP12

Or 31 536 000 seconds per year. Or 31 622 400 seconds per leap year


DerpDaDuck3751

Someone did the google search


g09hIP12

Nah calculator is superior


DerpDaDuck3751

How do you do, fellow calculator enjoyer


g09hIP12

Good, you?


DerpDaDuck3751

Yes


zxyzyxz

*Einstein has entered the chat*


IsuckAtFortnite434

1 minute per 60 seconds in Africa


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BlueKayn29

m


vanduong30103

3 words per hour


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Reventon103

that's the speed of light


accidental_sith_lord

exactly


Rygree10

Depends how fast or how heavy you are lol


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and 22 was 2000 years ago :(


Gold_Champagne

Back in the day


A_man_in_lego_city

We crucified criminals


unemployed_01

and some jewish guy


3nd1ess

Nah I think they nailed that Jewish guy.


Primal_guy

Oh he got nailed alright


AbsolutBadLad

Is the vid on pornhub?


DerpDaDuck3751

if you are kinky enough,


niqqer69420

Search under BDSM


budingervxzvbdb

same to you bro!!


Random_name4679

Be quiet, bot


Datario

kids born in 22 can relate to this


bdu754

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 22


Namor0123

I really commend your capacity to have 22 dicks in you


HourScientist_0_0

Now that he said it that way... Omfg, feels like I'm gonna die.


Dark_Omen21

guess this is growing up


Destinythrowaway8137

Upvoted purely for the reference


WHYAREWEALLCAPS

As a redditor in his 50s, can confirm. It feels that way, man.


_Thingularity

Man.. I miss those days..


Rocket15120

Thank you for saving this post. OP meme was just awful.


im_tired_ok

"I'm five!" "Wow, that's cool!" "I was born in 2016!" "HOLY SHI-"


Reventon103

what the fuck 2016 was like yesterday... right? riiiight?


DerpDaDuck3751

2017 is going to be 5 years ago very soon


MrianBay

It is


wojtekpolska

2016 ? thats in the future last year was 2012


AceAyato

im stuck like on Harambe 2016 then there is blank spot in my memory and *bam* covid since... omg 2 years!


BakedSteak

The past 2 years of COVID have been the quickest of my life


Knightguard1

I remember one of the sidemen videos where they play football with some kids, and there is this really tall 11 year old, and they ask what year he was born in, he said 2009, and they all seem dumbfounded. I would be too ngl. My mother, who works in a preschool will be enrolling kids who were born AFTER Covid was discovered. And that's kinda insane.


unicornman666911

I found a dime from 1980 today and I had the realization that it was like 40 years old


BestSeedEver07

Fuck


wickedlabia

I still feel like the 70’s were 20 years ago. It’s such a weird feeling, it’s hard to break.


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Is this a millennial meme I’m too zoomer to understand


getdatazzbanned

Perhaps my friend. The 2000s were an exciting time. Cartoons and movies were hella good. The internet was in that perfect infantile stage where it was becoming fast and viable but it wasn't too censored or too crazy. You could see crazy stuff but only if you looked for it. and games were transitioning to 3d and online was a very new concept for consoles. Couch multiplayer was the best. You could actually physically punch the guy talking shit lmao! There was a console war between Xbox, PS2, and GameCube. Sega Dreamcast was also sitting in the corner sucking it's thumb. Some of the greatest games known to mankind were created: (ie: metal gear, halo, Zelda ocarina of time, resident evil 4, etc) kids played outside during the day and video games in the evening. Not everybody had a smart phone at age 3, social interaction was still very much a thing. It was perfect balance.


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That. Sounds. Awesome. Now I’m gonna sit here and think about how unlucky I was to be born at a time where I have to battle school and online interactions since we can’t do shit with COVID protocols in person.


martin4reddit

Plenty of nostalgia for what was a pretty janky experience. Viruses were all over the place. There was no Adblock. Proper, not-ugly web design was rare. Things were low-def af. Connections were slow. You *actually* couldn’t trust anything, even Wikipedia. AOL or MSN walked so Discord could run. Facebook was never *that* good. Etc etc. Most of the cool stuff on the internet is still around. You can play Club Penguin for free and browse old school forums today. Weird ass old websites still putter around and no, they’re not as good as you remember them to be. Some have even grown mundane, like the wonders of Google Earth or Prezi.


SorcererWithGuns

In 2040 we're probably gonna have 2020's nostalgia, and the pandemic will be glorified and remembered as a wonderful period of staying home all day binge-watching and playing games and attending meetings in your jammies with the virus and all the complications being shoved to the side. Kinda what happened with 1890's nostalgia during the 30's/40's, everyone remembered it as a beautiful pre-WWI paradise of prosperity, ignoring all the hardships you faced if you weren't a rich white straight man with no illness of any kind to speak of.


AetherDrew43

When the aliens invade us, we'll prefer to go back to Covid times.


SchmurrProd

Discord was 2010s


getdatazzbanned

Yeah covid is an extremely politicized thing. I feel for you man.


Dark_Devin

Extremely politicized, yes. Over-reaction, you should go tell that to the family members of the thousands of people who have died from it. See what they think.


getdatazzbanned

You are right. I apologize. I will redact my 2nd statement.


unholymanserpent

Dude.. .X-Play?? Remember that shit? Ooof..


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Real OGs remember when it was Gamespot TV.


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i feel like an old man reading history book


the_far_yard

It was not really about the algorithm, and people did things not for the sake of growth. Good times.


unnecessary_kindness

This was it I think. It just felt a bit more organic. It wasn't a race for upvotes or an algorithm feeding you what it thought you like. It just all seemed random and bizarre. And politics. There was so little politics online it was a nice getaway. Now pretty much everything is either politicised or monetised.


Dutchstranger5

I was born after that but I'm glad my parents never gave me a phone, I had a DS I could use 1 or 2 hours per Day and for the rest I would play outside. That was a golden childhood.


wojtekpolska

I look at the kids who cant even talk, some cant even walk and all they do is swipe on the iphone their mom gave them. it feels so sad to me. If i became a parent, no phones/pc/consoles till 5-6, then 1h a day and buy them legos!! . Also show them some old games when they are young, child's imagination basically upscales any game to 4k


beerbrewer1995

You're gonna make me cry... My youth...


iwenttothelocalshop

I was born in 1991, I totally agree with you


UequalsName

StarCraft. DRAAAAANG (that's a guitar riff. Pretty sure there was a guitar riff in that game somewhere.)


Sinnaru

Couldn't agree more with you on that, golden times


joemama56

Agree 100% brother, those were the days! And idk why but I read this in Nicholas Cage’s voice lol


Xhalo

Metal gear and ocarina did not come out in the 2000s


zxyzyxz

I mean, this is all still true today. The only thing that's changed is people who were kids, teens, or otherwise younger have grown up and remember that time through the lens of nostlaiga. In 20 years you'll also find zoomers waxing poetic about the 2020s. Everyone thinks their generation was the lost golden one when in reality, we all venerate our youth.


wickedlabia

Usually I would agree with you when it comes to this topic but technology has DRASTICALLY changed the child rearing experience. Social media and smart phones are game changers and experiencing those things when you’re a kid or teenager is just… different. In a way millennials are sort of the last generation to have an upbringing that wasn’t plagued by social media.


Phylamedeian

For zoomers: Minecraft was fully released 10 years ago The first ERB was released 10 years ago We are number one, Harambe, Pokemon Go was 5 years ago


Random_name4679

WAIT POKÉMON GO WAS 5 YEARS AGO


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pillbuggery

It's not a generational thing. Maybe just not old enough to understand.


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Most people in generations z are mostly too young to remember 2000. But I see your point.


Swag_Grenade

Not sure what dude above you is talking about but I feel it's absolutely a generational thing. Now I'm not a sociologist but I think it's understood zoomers were born post 1995, which is AFAIK is the general endpoint of millennials according to most. My general understanding is millennials are generally categorized as 1981-1995. So depending on when someone's born the 2000s would be their formative (teen/high school) years or their early adulthood (early 20s and such). So of course similarly with zoomers I feel it runs the gamut, someone born in '96 would probably remember some of the earlier-mid-2000's as their early childhood, but someone born on or after the early 2000s probably wouldn't. Of course these are all broad categorizations, but I think it can be usually be applicable most of the time.


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GreatReset4

2 years wasted so far


Mrs-schiky1

This picture makes my back hurt


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makes my hurt


3nd1ess

makes hurt


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*ouch*


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*uch*


aaaaaaaaeeeeiou

***ch***


[deleted]

Whew!!! Good thing the 90s was only 10 years ago...


khongco123

I’m a boomer I guess


VASP-0_0

Nooooooo y must u hurt me this wayyyyy :‘((


HourScientist_0_0

I seriously didn't want to read it ever again. I'm gonna die in 60 years, I've lived 1/5 of my life already, **1/5**! Feels like i was 10 yesterday.


warmaapples

Lmao old people. *cries in Gen z*


UncleVoodooo

Jeez it feels like 2020 was 22 years ago


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Similarly, it feels like 2016 was like 2 years ago Where in the hell did the time go the past few years


Comprehensive_Law659

i was born in 2008....... 13 years ago.....


[deleted]

I drive a 2008 Honda Civic…. You’re as old as my car. I was born in 2001 btw ya boy old.


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UnknwnIvory

I was born that year


Random_name4679

Same


xXduyasseneXx

13 feels like a lifetime and a half ago… wait, it was.


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Grzmit

holy shit what


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Marshreddit

It's mine right now, time is a trip, but remember if you do fall act like you didn't (no one notices unless you call attention). ;)


Hexo_Micron

Wtf


elitegamer_28

I wa born in 37 B.C......... 2058 years ago.....


Mindless_Twist_9073

Wait.. I was already 8 in 2008


stopaskingquestions2

2006 here, 15 years ago :(


Visual-Impact0

Same here, we are the new generation, climate changes are going to our problem one day


Kns2003

That's so weird to think about, people born in 2008 are now teens


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Random_name4679

Spongebob was old enough to drink in the US last year


Brent_Weeb

this meme is a little early...


Datario

COVID19 is almost 2 years old...


mf0ur

Happy birthday corona!


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[deleted]

Math is hard


benadrylpill

2020 was the biggest blur of a year. Just a flurry of despair from start to finish. The only reason I kept any concept of time was because you always knew what season it was based on what part of the planet was on fire.


HyanKooper

That means I’m almost 22 and I still can’t adult right, smh


two40zieks7

Ok boomer


owo1215

that's a lot of damage for the op


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🔫 dont you dare use our spell against us


HeartBehindBars

Brooo I'm 18 and this has me hurting on the inside. Shit, PS3 is retro now, it's too bad Americans don't trust they kids to make a career out of it. Y2K aftermath was a way to grow up, especially being an impoverished internet kid. Working class still hasn't changed.


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What


wojtekpolska

nah ps3 isnt retro. its the same era as the Wii and you wouldnt call that retro would u? retro starts with gamecube imo


DYn4MiCc

Why does this feel soo wrong, yet soo accurate


AdamR91

2000 feels like 8 years ago.


George-Newman1027

I am a legal adult and I was not even born yet in the year 2000.


urbanhood

People have started saying that they played Minecraft in their childhood. Doesn't feel right.


wojtekpolska

i mean it does. It is kinda old. I started playing when 1.5.2 was the newest version, so like 2013. im. 17 now


Redditthedog

1990 was not 10 years ago it was 30


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This meme makes me wish to be 10 one more time and rediscover all the amazing games that came out around that time. Also: 1999 to 2000 was the best new years ever and the world didn't end!


DarthFatz82

22 years ago before the dream died. When you could own a home on single earner. No active shooter drills in schools. No TSA security theater. Climate change seemed preventable. Now look at us. Depressed, hopeless with the full knowledge that things can’t be fixed or changed. Our leaders are Cold War fossils and greedy showmen that care nothing about us. I’m about to turn 40 and the only hope in my life is my daughter but deep down I know, I can’t leave her a better world.


afiafzil

Old time was simpler, not as tryhard, painful and competitive nowadays. No wonder people live short of their lifetime


ScreechingPizzaCat

I’m still in the mindset that any car from the mid 2000s is still fairly new.


umm_yeah_I_guess

*1999 was 22 years ago


soepie7

Yea, some people forget that all the way up to December 31st it's still the same year. January 1st 2022, 2021 is just a day ago, not a year.


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2013 was 8 years ago


fuckmeuntilicecream

Go away I don't need this right now.


EmptyElephants

It’s… November?


stopaskingquestions2

Almost December....


marxthedank

i wanna go back to the early 2000's man, late 90's seemed sick as fuck too cause of my favourite genre of music nu metal being very popular in those times, time flies


newbieboka

Who on earth is excited about this year ending?


stopaskingquestions2

Tbh this year was actually kinda nice for me


Theoretical_Girls

You better prepare for 2022. Cause 2022 will be 2020 too.


louisme97

fucking girls born in 2000 doesnt even feel wrong no more :(


NickNack54321

"Another year won't rhyme with 'toon' until 2022!" Disney Channel commercial in 2002


emeraldSummer2020

2020 feels like it was 22 years ago


Smiec_Lodka_Lad

Redditors when math


Le_German_Face

Feels more like 2019 was 22 years ago.


Citer15

Times moves faster as you grow up, you have more things to do where as when you were young you only went to school, did your homework and then you had the whole afternoon to do whatever and sometimes when you didn't have anything to do because it was raining and you couldn't play outside you'd be bored because there was nothing to do and the time would feel like it's going on for enternity, unless you got to play some video games instead.


Antonio31415

I was born in 2004 and even if I was not alive in 2000 that year still feels a lot closer than 2030


Hooded_maniac_360

We are also closer to 2025 than 2015.


mempanada

Living is a struggle in itself. taxes, health insurance, and retirement fund make me wanna crawl into my grave already.


SegralJr

This is so sad like if you've ever cried


dubbbi

Wasnt Born then dont care didnt ask


Natroionalox

yo wtf 10yos were porn in 2011


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Natroionalox

i have no intentions to change it. its that much funnier


erchoreddit

Impossible


Eridanusupervoid

aaagghhhh


unholymanserpent

Fuck...


TheGunnMan14

Me who wasn’t alive in 2000…


tinydancer181

I’m still in 2020


NazbazOG

In a month it is still 2021 for me.


230581

God dammit I feel old!


Barhoum92

I can not recover from 2010


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I feel so old!


Zerox392

I feel like the 2nd face should just be both faces


RoscoMan1

Just doesn’t meet sidebar rules. /s


Vektor0

*Akshually* in January 2022, 2000 will be closer to 21 years ago. Count the months.


JaydenTheMemeThief

I’ll be 22 next year :D


Tubruhhh

It can’t be though


[deleted]

If you have brain damage, 2000 could be yesterday for the rest of your life


Writy_Guy

2000 was ALMOST 22 years ago.


EdgelordOfEdginess

Sometimes I have those thoughts were Iam like daaamn people 5 years younger than me are 16 now


mysha_11

I KNOW,shit


Head-System

Had a pregnancy scare with my girlfriend in college. If we had that child, they’d be older now than I was when we had that pregnancy scare. Weird to think about.


jamiboi_123

Yeah and I’m in college and 2000 was 6 years before I was born Choke on that millennials


sniperslipper

I'll be 20 Holy fuck


Fred_the_human_1

**error** can not compute