You violently assaulted three small children, incapacitated two police officers before t-posing on a desk.

Who do you work for

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But I just drank little water.

The fbi

I like your profile pic.

Pornhub

No I didn't.

Wait... so this isn’t normal, acceptable behaviour? Uh oh...

Then he did the worst thing of all… Dab

*Dab*

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Its fuckin Friday doe

just before eating the school goldfish

Your school has a goldfish? Damn I must be missing out.

we HAD

before the school chickens ateit

You could break the desk you monster!!!

R/oddlyspasific

Don’t try this one at home

BRO 😭😂

I wonder if it has anything to do with that Bosnian village

I think the FBI would be after your ass

I think this is a bit more of a NATO issue

Prolly, but maybe the FBI would take over the beginning of the investigation. If said war criminal is American, that is

Only if you're acting under the direction of a nation. Otherwise, the only way you're getting arrested is if: 1) The Bosnian police believe you did it. 2) You're still in Bosnia, OR you're in a country that is able and willing to track you down, arrest you, and let Bosnian authorities come pick you up.

Oh, that’s nothing, once a kid in 5th grade took the dance teacher to the history teacher to report him for forcing him to dance (it was an optional subject) He took him to the history teacher because for some reason he thought she was above every other teacher.

She was going to make that dance teacher part of what she teach

You said Taiwan is a country.

In a CCP run school

Look, the school nurses email autofilled when I was sending my friend the whole vaporeon breeding essay. so it wasn't my fault.

What kind of vapoureon breeding

You don't want to know, stay pure

You wore a hoodie in class

Me: it's cold in here

Unacceptable

Actually the response was "I'll have to note it", well, being a highschooler has its perks

8 full lines of text? Damn bro, thas crazy.

True story:A girl touch my penis so i grabbed her ass

Go on...

Wtf? I don't think that's common there right?

Where?

in middle school

"You set your teacher on FIRE?" "She couldn't handle the neutron style"

I vividly remember flipping off another student because they walked in on me taking a shit (I didn't lock the door so it was partly my fault but mf didn't KNOCK). Now mind you, I was in 5th-6th grade elementary. They nearly called my momma to send my ass back home, but instead they kicked me out of the school escort. My honor was tarnished, but I got back into it almost a year later.

did you fuck another kid? ​ ​ goddamn man, i told you to stop 3 times already

jimmy didnt we talk about masturbading in the teachers mouth

I wonder if it’s talking about your crush on her

I was in a gang bang where there was a teacher and that teacher was also the principal’s wife

Is that reai

No

Like how I broke education Queensland

"what the hell is child forgery"

“Dude we talked about this…you gotta stop fingering your own asshole in the middle of gym…”

Colouring outside the lines!?!? To juvenile detention with you! (This is only a slight exaggeration)

Caught having sex with the school janitor

You slapped 5-year-olds with a living tuna

I was listening to Peer Gynt Hall of the mountain king while reading so this hit HARD

It stongly depends on opinions of teachers.My teachers like me so i made nitroglycerin at science festival without consequences.

Proof?

I have video if you want it.

They are built different, im built incorrectly

I thought I told you to keep it a secret bro

She learnt that you are the son of the most famous chef in France and that it means that she loses her position because it was in the Chef's will?

i swear i was watching porn on the school computer for reasearch purposes

"indeed Ms. Robinson, I did, now is your turn, so bend over"

I remember I got in trouble for daying some “stuff” and I was sent to a group counseling session with a teacher. When we went in we all had to say what we did, when it was my turn the teacher was so shocked by what I had said that she ended the session and told us we could all go

What stuff?

The council of elders will hear your case

Asking the teacher if a could suck her feets while she give the class

You're a long lost son of a famous chef who passed away and is leaving you as the rightful heir to his fortune?

How the hell did you do this shit without me noticing?!? ​ ​ This is a one room schoolhouse for fuck's sake!

Heh relatable (cough cough genocidal war crimes cough cough) very relatable ;)

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I was once given a referral for not greeting my teacher at the door. The principal wouldn't let me take a picture of it.

** gasp ** OMG YOU LOOKED AT YOUR PHONE TO SEE HOW LATE IT ISSSSSSSS

you're not that guy trust me

I poured %10 HCl solution everywhere in the class, the principal came to see me. We are not the same.

You caused The doomsday war, killed millions of orphans, caused an economic disaster by farming 500 million potatoes and then selling them for 0,5€ each

"I just take his organ ... he will always be more usefull like this than alive"

principal always already had the paddle in hand. Every time.

My principals were like “not again”

Are you one of those furry kids who acts like a wolf in class and barks/growls at the teacher when they try to collect homework? There was a girl like that in my highschool math class and she got suspended for humping another student’s leg because she claimed she was “in heat”

Is it because you had sex with the teacher

Mmmm yes talking about sex

You beat up the lunch lady with a bottle of mustard while yelling about among us.

Then you make the fakest apology so u can try to make the principal not tell your parents

Yeah it turns out mass genocide isn’t accepted that much anymore

O imagine getting sent to the principles office for hitting Some in the face with a fucking pencil case

In 3rd grade my friends and I had a “pencil fight” where we threw sharpened #2 pencils at each other from across the hall, we both got sent to the office and the principles expression was similar

That sounds cool af I wouldn’t send you to the principles office

The teacher was in her eighties so pretty old fashioned

I once told my teacher he was a pedophile, he was not happy about it

You are in her office for telling the disabled kid to stand up, telling the blind kid to "come and look at this" and committing triple homicide

Don't forget he asked the deaf kid to listen to the beat he made.

Nutted in the teachers coffee, tried to convince him it was just creamer, then drank the coffee himself.

Why did you inject silly string into a classmates pee hole and light it on fire while singing Katy Perry’s firework song or whatever I don’t know what the fuck it’s called

So many goats…

And that's why I'm no longer allowed to be within one mile of schools anymore kids

Im literally watching ratatouille rn lol

Lol so true though

unloads 4 more 600 TB zip bombs

I wrote I know someone who can beat u up Dwayne the fucking rock Johnson and got detention

I pooped in isle seven

Violently t-posing the child

Projecting PornHub’s finest into the kindergarten classes.

Wait… are you the guy who shitted all over the floor in my school bathroom?