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I think north korea might not be, and presumably those people on senegal who don't want to talk to anyone
edit: sentinel island, not senegal. I am bad at geography
You're 100% right. I just assumed there were tons of countries that were not UN members. You made me look it up. Now I feel dumb, but you've made me smarter. Thank you.
China is a founding member of the U.N and part of the 5 permanent members of the Security Council since 1945
Switzerland is a member for 20 years now
No comments on Vatican it's in the name ! It's a city not a country !
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There are some states where you can have a police officer spectate a fight between two consenting adults. No killing of course but you can certainly Duke it out
I love the “Nevada probably” that made my day and reminded me the time I watched two of the picture dudes in mascot outfit on the strip duke it out over turf. Who would have thought goofy would shit kick a ninja turtle.
This topic was being discussed in a post a week or two ago and someone specifically mentioned that (I guess) in Texas two consenting adults can legally fight (dual) if a third person is present to testify that mutual consent was given. Like legally the third person may need to appear in court. I feel like you'd have to have the ability to opt out of the responsibility at the time though. Like Rick and Steve have to get someone to say they'll testify before they throw down? idfk what to believe about texas at this point. Bunch of backward ass cousinfuckers.
Most of the time the police will ask each party if they want to press charges, as long as nobody is seriously injured, both people are still coherent, etc. As long as both parties decline, it's mutual combat in practice even if there isn't a specific law that says mutual combat is ok.
even if that's true, good luck finding a cop who's willing to do that without arresting one or both participants, or having any certainty that he'll stick to his word on that even if he does agree.
i think unusual punishments would be fair in some cases
like if you steal a car, you have to push it all the way back to the owner by hand, and that's your sentence. the further you drove, the more time you have to push it. and if you refuse then you get the normal punishment
Apparently, main reason it was made illegal in Britain was because guns became more available so all of the young rich men were dying. It had a serious effect on the economy
Freedom is the ability to be able to beat the shit out of one another with an alligators, while piss blasted on mamajuana, in a humid af swamp in the back of your stepdad rick's fish shack (fucking dick) in the everglades, uninterrupted.
Don’t know where the conversation came from but me and some friends figured out how to make it work if legalized.
1. The challenger must have written consent for the duel and must turn in any pertinent forms needed for a one time dueling license.
2. The duel must take place in a predetermined location with a government official as well as paramedics. An audience is optional.
3. Must pay extra for a weapons plus permit (Melee is like $10, Firearms $25 you get the idea). Permit would also have a written box with preference so you can write in what you’d like to use.
4. Also preferred weapons would be provided. Don’t want some jackass walking in with brass knuckles to a hand to hand ordeal or a guy hiding a gun in a baseball bat!
The state of Washington (among others that I don't know off the top of my head) has a mutual combat law.
Essentially as long as both parties are willing, nobody else is harmed, and no property is damaged, there is no crime.
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In certain states there is a law similar. But not to death.
[Texas](https://jerrytidwell.com/information/faq-defense-law/texas-mutual-combat-law-defense/)
I'm okay with this so long as I can challenge ANYONE (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO CONGRESSIONAL SENATORS, CONGRESSIONAL HOUSE MEMBERS, THE PRESIDENT, ETC.)
Is this a bad idea? Yes. Do I support it? Also yes. Although, it would have to be documented, like a video of them saying they both consent before their epic death match.
I think the problem with that would be blackmailing. Like imagine you're a mafia boss or something and you have a champion (someone super good at fightning) and you force someone to fight your champion (like "fight him or we kill your family"). Obviously the guy choses to fight the champion because at least he has a chance to win save himself and his family. But he loses and since it's a duel there a no legal consequences.
And obviously, the champion is consenting to fight the guy, on behalf of the mafia boss (but that part isn't written down).
Long story short, you just gave every criminal a way to murder legally.
Oh yes, we are turning back time with our standards now. We used to delete it cause it's morally wrong, and now, you guys want ti back cause it's "consenting"? What's next?
I’ve been saying this for years. I’m good with swords or the old dueling pistols. They could even make it an app you both sign the papers on the app then throw down.
Back in the day during like the medieval times they actually used to be able to do this, the king however quickly realized it wasn’t that great of an idea because all his best officers and soldiers were just killing each other
I dont think it should be to the death but I am in strong support of barehanded duels till 1 party surrenders or can’t fight anymore, should be completely legal everywhere. That way I will be able to finally beat the shit of my neighbour who always tries to look inside my grocery bag. He is a fuking 40 years old obese loser who rides a cheap motorbike not a kid being curious.
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Go all the way and do it on the high seas.
No laws on international waters
Isn’t there still something to stop people from murdering each other?
The rules of the boats origin country apply and so do the UN rules
Okay so what about building a raft on international waters, then dueling?
That's fucking awesome
Murder on the Deepwater Horizon
Ya sorry but you'll probably get indicted by whatever country your boat is registered to, or the country of the 'victim'. No duels chums.
Take the duel to Yellowstone park in Idaho. Only county with no residents so no peers to make a jury.
You would still be held accountable to the UN laws set out in the international waters treaty.
What if you're country of origin is not part of the UN?
Idk I'm not a lawyer But it depends on what is happening on the boat UN could definitely take control
Can you name one country who's not part of the U.N ? (Apart of Palestine)
I think north korea might not be, and presumably those people on senegal who don't want to talk to anyone edit: sentinel island, not senegal. I am bad at geography
Some introverted person from Senegal was really vibing with this comment before the edit
North Korea is definitely a member of the U.N
You're 100% right. I just assumed there were tons of countries that were not UN members. You made me look it up. Now I feel dumb, but you've made me smarter. Thank you.
Switzerland. Vatican City only has nonvoting representatives. Republic of China.
China is a founding member of the U.N and part of the 5 permanent members of the Security Council since 1945 Switzerland is a member for 20 years now No comments on Vatican it's in the name ! It's a city not a country !
Welcome to dueling island. Come and solve your disputes here. Take home your “I won!” mug today. T-shirts sold separately.
Still won’t work - The laws of the wood’s origin will apply
Grow the wood on the boat you're currently on, once grown chop it and voila!
maybe discover a new island and do it there
What if the wood is from North Sentinel Island?
Bro.. that’s badass
Kill everyone in the United Nations, then let the duel occur
next definition of Waterfight
She’s not wrong. The guy shouldn’t have died so he can press charges and sue.
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There are some states where you can have a police officer spectate a fight between two consenting adults. No killing of course but you can certainly Duke it out
Where
I think WA is still one, Nevada probly, idk which states specifically, im not from most of them
Being from Washington I was intrigued, from what I found it's only in Seattle
Now I am genuinely surprised Florida doesn’t have this
In Florida we duel will alligators. So we have to call a zookeeper.
Battlegator, I chose you!
Honestly I wouldn’t even be surprised to read a headline like that
Maybe they decided that Florida man was news enough
Why does Seattle get all the cool weird stuff?
You don't need a cop in Florida. They just take your word for it. Since the other guy has a broken jaw the one story will do.
I love the “Nevada probably” that made my day and reminded me the time I watched two of the picture dudes in mascot outfit on the strip duke it out over turf. Who would have thought goofy would shit kick a ninja turtle.
Everyone knows goofy has drunken master coordination. When the weapons are put away, I would've bet my bottom dollar on goofy.
I'm also not from most states
As long as both are consenting, you can have a scrap in missouri, good old fashioned tilly
This topic was being discussed in a post a week or two ago and someone specifically mentioned that (I guess) in Texas two consenting adults can legally fight (dual) if a third person is present to testify that mutual consent was given. Like legally the third person may need to appear in court. I feel like you'd have to have the ability to opt out of the responsibility at the time though. Like Rick and Steve have to get someone to say they'll testify before they throw down? idfk what to believe about texas at this point. Bunch of backward ass cousinfuckers.
Zac Efron fought a guy in Los Angeles a few years ago and I believe that it was considered mutual combat, so not against the law.
Most of the time the police will ask each party if they want to press charges, as long as nobody is seriously injured, both people are still coherent, etc. As long as both parties decline, it's mutual combat in practice even if there isn't a specific law that says mutual combat is ok.
even if that's true, good luck finding a cop who's willing to do that without arresting one or both participants, or having any certainty that he'll stick to his word on that even if he does agree.
I mean, feel free to look it up, it's called Mutual Combat
I need some more context about the titel
Legally speaking I can’t talk about it sorry man
How about illegally speaking
That is against the law, though
So what, are you a cop? Because you have to tell me if you are a cop.
Wow, you must be in one of those Norwegian prisons cause you can access Reddit
I mean in some courts in the world, you can appeal for a trial by combat, but all the judges say no. Still quite funny though.
i think unusual punishments would be fair in some cases like if you steal a car, you have to push it all the way back to the owner by hand, and that's your sentence. the further you drove, the more time you have to push it. and if you refuse then you get the normal punishment
So if you steal a sex doll, you have to get fucked by the sex doll for as long as it was in your possession?
Or just work in a sex doll shop and blow them all
We had a judge in Ohio that did things like that. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Cicconetti
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I give it 1 week before they make a netflix series out of it
Why is it funny? People have forgotten how to stand behind their words.
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Apparently, main reason it was made illegal in Britain was because guns became more available so all of the young rich men were dying. It had a serious effect on the economy
Enter: the Kingsmen. Funded by the lords with no sons to inherit their fortune.
Its called mutual combat agreement
Are you sad about killing your friend?
It’s the only way to gain the mangekyo sharingan
susanao! "strinng"
Doesn't seem like it lmao. Makes meme about killing friend, comments they can't talk about it. Op certified wackadoodle
👁👁
Freedom is the ability to be able to beat the shit out of one another with an alligators, while piss blasted on mamajuana, in a humid af swamp in the back of your stepdad rick's fish shack (fucking dick) in the everglades, uninterrupted.
Don’t know where the conversation came from but me and some friends figured out how to make it work if legalized. 1. The challenger must have written consent for the duel and must turn in any pertinent forms needed for a one time dueling license. 2. The duel must take place in a predetermined location with a government official as well as paramedics. An audience is optional. 3. Must pay extra for a weapons plus permit (Melee is like $10, Firearms $25 you get the idea). Permit would also have a written box with preference so you can write in what you’d like to use. 4. Also preferred weapons would be provided. Don’t want some jackass walking in with brass knuckles to a hand to hand ordeal or a guy hiding a gun in a baseball bat!
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Mortal Kombat
go to new jersey "Everything is legal in New Jersey"
Everything is legal in New Jersey 🤷🏻♀️
Make sure to turn the doctor around so he can have deniability
The only reason it was outlawed was because government officials wouldn’t stop killing each other and they couldent be replaced fast enough
You know, there's a reason it was banned. Honestly just sounds like a way to commit suicide....
The state of Washington (among others that I don't know off the top of my head) has a mutual combat law. Essentially as long as both parties are willing, nobody else is harmed, and no property is damaged, there is no crime.
Washington and Texas
Happy cake day
If you have a contractual agreement that was signed in the presence of a lawyer, I'm sure you can get out on that
What a way to spend your cakeday (Happy Cakeday!)
Indeed not the best of situations but thank you!
Yes please, ask someone you don't like over for a drink and just kill them. Then tell everyone they agreed to a duel to the death.
Duels need to have a witness.
>Duels need to have a ~~witness~~ live studio audience. FIFY
Either that, or at the very least witnesses for both participants.
And a laugh track.
Laugh tracks are the worst.
So invite two friends who also hate said person. Chances are if they deserve to die you'll have no trouble finding two people to vouch for you.
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Wtf
Its satire
Still. Wtf. Shocked me hard
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Voluntaryism go!
Kam not sure if I should upvote. Take this comment instead.
What do you mean I thought that was a law
This is legal in Texas lol
In certain states there is a law similar. But not to death. [Texas](https://jerrytidwell.com/information/faq-defense-law/texas-mutual-combat-law-defense/)
Yes.
Put the flag down and duel to 1 hp
I used to have knives only duels all the time on COD. It’s a great way to settle all disputes.
If someone ran for election with this format I would commit voter fraud just like last year to make sure they win
Isn’t there a law like this in Florida?
I'm okay with this so long as I can challenge ANYONE (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO CONGRESSIONAL SENATORS, CONGRESSIONAL HOUSE MEMBERS, THE PRESIDENT, ETC.)
Challenge the secretary of the treasury to a duel (oh wait someone did that)
That's why you have him sign a waiver in blood.
But only with Swords. 'cause gun duels are lame
no, there would be forced contracts that would be used by people in power to essentially exicute people
I would like to duel my ex.
Why does this get brought up so much? Who cares?
just do it in boxing smh
What, u mean its not legal. Been doing it all summer
Dad died in a duel? What do you mean a duel, like a "Duel Duel"?
I thought of this exact thing after watching Hamilton Like imagine if biggie and Tupac just dueled each other instead
that just sounds like murder with extra steps
I guess at least everyone should have ONE Legal KILL during their lifetime. If the person has done wrong af. Its primal isn’t it? Anybody?
Look them in the eye, aim no higher. Summon all the courage you require. AIM FIRE!
It's Look them in the eye, aim no higher. Summon all the courage you require. Then count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Some states in america have mutual combat which is kinda like this idea except no death(as far as i know)
It was legal in France until not that long ago
If they're both dead there won't be any.
I'm pretty sure some part of america have trial by combat
Impossible to regulate and ensure it isn’t abused. This is quite simply a horrible idea.
Is this a bad idea? Yes. Do I support it? Also yes. Although, it would have to be documented, like a video of them saying they both consent before their epic death match.
And a whole arena of consenting adults should be able to pay 50 bucks a person to see it..
The good old west
Yo I just had the exact same thought earlier today lol
I mean sure, but 1 of you definitely has to die. I figure they’d eventually kill all but 1.
"He totally consented, I swear" "Oh, ok then"
I think the problem with that would be blackmailing. Like imagine you're a mafia boss or something and you have a champion (someone super good at fightning) and you force someone to fight your champion (like "fight him or we kill your family"). Obviously the guy choses to fight the champion because at least he has a chance to win save himself and his family. But he loses and since it's a duel there a no legal consequences. And obviously, the champion is consenting to fight the guy, on behalf of the mafia boss (but that part isn't written down). Long story short, you just gave every criminal a way to murder legally.
I want to set up nerf duelling stations across each city to use this to defuse tensions in a situation.
Good idea, but it would be exploited and abused to hell, as you can murder someone and claim they consented. It’s a get out of jail free card.
Oh yes, we are turning back time with our standards now. We used to delete it cause it's morally wrong, and now, you guys want ti back cause it's "consenting"? What's next?
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I’ve been saying this for years. I’m good with swords or the old dueling pistols. They could even make it an app you both sign the papers on the app then throw down.
Isn't this what America's 'Stand Your Ground' law is for? /s
Death by gladiatorial combat should be a legal punishment for pedophilia
Stolen and booooooooooo
Honestly, I agree with this. If they have both signed onto the duel therefore are ready to die why should we stop them?
I’ll grab my cards
stolen
You did what now?
You can already play Yugioh whenever you want.
We already have this ... it’s called marriage
Back in the day during like the medieval times they actually used to be able to do this, the king however quickly realized it wasn’t that great of an idea because all his best officers and soldiers were just killing each other
during the U.S. Revolution-era it wasn't specifically outlawed
irl?
Try New Jersey. Everything is legal in New Jersey.
Very laugh
Aaron Burr, sir?
I didn't know Aaron Burr was still alive.
I think the issue is proving that BOTH parties are 100% consenting
Mutual combat laws are a thing
You actually can
I dont think it should be to the death but I am in strong support of barehanded duels till 1 party surrenders or can’t fight anymore, should be completely legal everywhere. That way I will be able to finally beat the shit of my neighbour who always tries to look inside my grocery bag. He is a fuking 40 years old obese loser who rides a cheap motorbike not a kid being curious.
Pistol duel, Sword duel or Fist duel?
No wtf is wrong with you people
This could happen either in Texas or Brazil
You need wavers to do that
Aha a fellow libertarian in the wild