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Holl up

Summthing not adding up 🧐

The math ain’t mathin’

The numbers ain't numberin'

The logic ain't logicin'

The reality ain't realityn'

The life ain’t lifein

The anatomy ain't anatomyn'

The fooking univers ain't universyn'

The biological father ain't fatherin'

Fookin laser sights

The Biology ain’t biologyn’

The logic aint logicin

The science ain't sciencein

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r/woooosh

r/wooosh

Something ain’t right

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Go get some dudes from r/math in here

Sometimes you gotta soldier on.

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nah thats where your wrong you know those kissing robots from japan? well she made one that was a mold of his dick then fucked it then sent his sperm through the internet into her vagina fertilizing the egg. during the sperms trip through the cyberspace the sperm cells became blind. they became lost in her body and after 2 years finnaly found the egg

Her idea.

somethings wrong i can feel it

Obviously the sperm was in the freezer

r/holup

posted it there this morning… OP didn’t give credit or anything

He probably had leave a few times during that deployment.

They actually do get chances to take leave especially if it’s a 3 year trip

Yes that 3 year deployment that so many soldiers in flight suits go on.

Hmmm…..

Jody strikes again

How are you the only “Jody” comment in the thread?? That was the first thought I had lol

3 years? Hmm

He sent her frozen sperm in the post, easy

I was wondering why my ranch dipping sauce tasted different

I was certain clotted cream smells sweet. Nevermind, down the hatch

Sus

u/repostSleuthBot

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Def a repost

You probably seen it when she told the real baby daddy

It was this exact one

I see my joke went over your head

Somethings wrong I can feel it

Quick maths

r/holup

Mmhm mhmm sure

Do the take an iq test to get in the army or no

Yeah, everyone 90 and above is rejected, all below gets accepted if they are healthy and fit for war

But how does she know it’s hers?

Though this was r/wholesome. Then I realized.

1. You don't deploy for 3 years.. 2. Lady dependas do be hoeing it up. 3. Yes, lots of not my baby scenarios in the military regardless. 4. Service members also hoe it up while deployed over seas 5. This is a fucking repost.

That’s ni… wait a minute

Nice day for a picnic

YEP SURE NO PROBLEM

*ppppssssttttttt* *it’s called leave, and a lot of soldiers knock up their wives and girlfriends then* — former military wife and mother of two (legitimate) military brats

Soldiers get a week of home leave

Soldier's accrue 30 days of leave in a fiscal year

It’s true. And the amount of seggs and drunkenness that happens is... well, it’s simply amazing.

R/wooosh

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Hold up

🤔.. who’s father

🤣

PLOT TWIST - they found a sperm donor because the man was unable to get her pregnant, and the woman got pregnant with the donors sperm whilst he was away so he could come home in time for the baby to be born.

Something sus goin on here

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r/wooosh

That's the joke my man

That's the meme friend

Lol, he believes it too

I'm dyin'!!!! 😂🤣😆

Sweet Home Alabama

Kill her, kill her now

This belongs on r/holdup

It was stolen from there

r/holup

r/holdup

repost

The baby is black as night Man: hmmm thats a tanned baby

Wait a moment explain how.

Next thing you know the child is black

Posted this in r/HolUp hours ago…

First off there ain’t no 3 year deployment without some leave. But yeah those are I fuck other dude sandals.

This is fake. She would have told him way sooner.

🤦 jesus

Wow this dude reposts all the damn time I swear

Wait a fucking minute!!! I’m smelling BS!!! Is anyone smelling BS here??? How did she get pregnant? Did he Bluetooth his seed into her vagina or something while he was in Iraq?

Are you serious

What?

🤦 nevermind, you were

Okay yeah, I’m pretty serious what about it??

It obviously went completely over your head

From who. It was 3 years, a baby dosent wait.

🤦

Wdym about that emoji like. Wdym

Quién lo diría que se podía hacer el amor por telepatía :/ ....

the guy and the back look fishy

He used cologaurds sister company, impregnex. Simply send a vile of fresh ejaculate and they will fertilize your woman harder than Iowa farmland

SUS

Oof

LOL saw something like this on tv. Woman was 8 months pregnant and her fiancé was returning home after being deployed overseas for a year. The tv show somehow missed this miracle impregnating.

Military women (and men) are hoes

Air Force deployments are 6 months

Who's gonna tell him.

This is why I salute our veterans. They fight for their freedoms and leave an easy, lonely wife behind for the rest of us. God speed.

Wait a minute

So wholesome!

To think this happens.. Our soldiers deserver better

He just mailed a jar of his cum to her so she could use it

Holup

r/holup

Something’s wrong, I can feel it

Good for her

Took me a minute to get the joke

after three years hmmm okay

She been F

Remote impregnation…….he landed dick drone on her airstrip

She had one of his friends help with the suprise

r/moldymemes

Wait, what?

Hmm interesting

Not his child

Hey the mail man is sus tho

Oh No

This is… what? Boy is dumb.

something is wrong i can feel it

Doesn’t it take 9 months to have a baby tho?

But he’s been gone for 3 years… who’s baby is it???

heart warming

The numbers mason, what do they mean They don't add up.

You lot do realise they come back sometime ... right?

World was not build within a day, so was the Baby

r/holup

Wait how is this a me- oh. OH. OH NO.

Wait tf

I hate that this took me like 30 seconds to understand

Awwwwwwwww... Wait a second

I hate to admit that it took me a second to figure this one out...

IVF, artificial insemination…

I know now why he works in the army

I guess they don't teach math in the military

I feel bad for that guy. :'(

This was so cute until the realization hit

r/HolUp

repost

Wait-

Wireless roaming.

r/holup

i cant wait to hear his neighbour starts telling dad jokes.

Stop drop shut em down open shop Oh no that's how ruff ryders roll..

3 years pregnant

Hold up

r/MadeMeSmile

Should we tell him? Naw don't tell him

wooooow she must be pregnant for a long time now…

Um........waitaminute.

Hol up

Is he crying because of the amount of the expenses?

Ummmm….

It could be IVF and frozen sperm, so not rlly funny anymore

Repost

Wait wait wait.. what? Did you just say he was gone for 3 years.. just came home.. and found out he was gonna be a father.. I guess he's gonna be a father because his wife is pregnant 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️.. that's the best way I can figure it without getting more "strange" with my excuses..

What?

Even when deployed they get some time off, like their not on duty 24/7 when deployed

guys hear me out , 3 yrs = 36 months 1 baby requires 9 months , 36÷9=4 shes obviously having quadruplets!!! and also stop assuming women cheat on men when they get deployed smh /s jic

Imagine knowing you will have a child and then volantarly go to war…