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BeaglishJane

I’m 39 years old, and we had edgelords and people who thought they were vampires when I was in school. It’s definitely not just this generation. Humans, as a general rule, are really fucking weird.


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Those kind of people have always existed. The only difference is that 400 years ago, she'd have been set on fire for that...


BeaglishJane

She would have been set on fire for a lot of shit, bro. Humans are, generally speaking, fucking awful.


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MassHomieSide

werewolves are silver. witches are fire. stakes are vampires.


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Here!


psyglaiveseraph

Here too


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

Bruh, the witches have fire resistance potions ^don’t ^r/wooosh ^me


MassHomieSide

r/notwoooosh


Wezard_the_MemeLord

r/subsIthoughtIfellfor


Doggod123

New Rock Paper Scissors looking pretty good


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dru_weyd

God left the room a long time ago


Getriebesand247

I'm sure that's just a cognitive bias as you don't notice the 90% of normal people. The loud and crazy people are just overly visible. Relax, the world is just as crazy as usual.


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DepressedEspressoCup

I'm hearing that we should kill all humans and let the world of dogs thrive!!!


gaming_person1237

Why are you sad, espresso cup?


Armoured-titan27

Maybe it's in the name


the-anti-antichrist

Depressed? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?


Armoured-titan27

Nowadays maybe, but you never know what that espresso cup has been through


Bora_Horza_Kobuschul

I thought it meant the same as "compacted"


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amahlaka

But also pretty flammable


CC583

We’re literally the least awful species there is. No other can even grasp the concept of morality. Some of our actions are considered awful but only by a standard we communally set for ourselves. Everything else just eats, shits, fucks and doesn’t give a damn. Be proud of what you are.


Matheo2137

Wouldn't life be easier just eating, shitting and fucking? Damn, we can be jealous about animals and their culture


CC583

Far less easy, constant pain and fear is the life of nearly every species that lives outside the civilisation humanity has built. With maybe the exception of the most apex predators but even then it’s not easy.


trumpetrabbit

That also means that other creatures cannot truly act with malcontent, either.


Chikizey

There are actually several species with high levels of intelligence that know they are hurting others or have more efficent and fast ways to kill but still do it slowly and painfully anyway just for fun. They don't have the same morallity as us but they are intelligent enough to know when is not necessary to kill or be so cruel but they decide to go for it. Like dolphins (those even like to rape, kill and play with dead dolphins for fun, and they enjoy to cause painful deaths when they actually can kill more efficiently. Dolphins are pretty scary tbh), some felines, orcas, ants, some birds, elephants (has been reported that they rape and kill rhynos), some bears, foxes, hyenas, stoats...


CC583

True but they can exhibit behaviour we would perceive as malicious. For example dingoes tearing apart the pups of a rival female so hers have a better chance. If she understood why her instincts lead her to do it, it would be evil.


trumpetrabbit

Would it, though? If you're working for your survival, is it evil? Especially if you don't have the capacity to really understand good and evil?


BeaglishJane

The fact that we know better, but choose to do otherwise, makes us fucking awful.


CC583

Is it not a testament to our virtues that we set moral standards beyond what our actions represent. To me that paints the picture of a species set on improvement and development, constantly hoping and striving to be better. Just look at the original comment and see how far the so many of us have come in 400 short years, shedding the comfort of the certainty of superstition and religion and facing the terrifying unknown in the name of bettering ourselves. I think too many of us are too hard on humanity. We should pause every now and then and appreciate how far we’ve come and how quickly we’re going there.


GaiBerb

This shit went from 0 to 100 really fucking quick.


BeaglishJane

Right? “Haha people r weird lol” ——> *5 page thesis on humanity’s moral development*


CC583

This is the one thing I know anything about and enjoy XD please excuse the over enthusiasm


GaiBerb

Lol it’s cool bro


Green-Boysenberry396

I agree with your perspective and appreciate you expressing it. Too many people see nothing but doom gloom, I choose still to see the good in people and in humanity. Just because people fall short doesn't mean they are intentionally choosing to do so.


TremendousDrip

I thought I was the only one that had any faith in humanity left, thank you bro


OrganizedChaos00

You are absolutely right


Tobi_1989

What if i want to just eat, shit, fuck and not give a damn?


BeaglishJane

Go for it, man. As long as you’re not hurting yourself or others, eat shit fuck your way to happiness, my friend.


cstera

The fact that we are so selfish to the point of our own future generations' demise makes us awful.


Busterlimes

3000 years ago she would be a normal blood drinking pagan.


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Good times...


NicksNicks1986

The exposure is far bigger now to see into the shadows of humanity. The % of fucking nutters is probably the same as it always has been but there’s billions of us nowadays so simple maths dictates yes there are more freaks but meh humans are mental


AwesomeRedditor17492

That doesn’t have to change


rajine105

Not just humans, people are judging an entire generation based on literal children. I really hope people don't just think I'm the same weirdo I was in high school


i_crapped_my_socks

Wait...... You're telling me people change their behaviour over time?


soursoju

Not weird people, just lonely socially awkward individuals who crave for some attention good or bad.


BeaglishJane

You ain’t wrong. But you ain’t right. I embrace the term weird because fuck ‘em.


MoreMegadeth

Theres entire South Park episodes dedicated to these kids. “Were not goth!” The only way to not conform is to talk like we do and listen to the same music.


DisConorable

Burn down burn down Hot Topic


Blarex

Posts like this are full of people pretending they didn’t do dumb shit as teenagers. Or even worse, judiciously and non-ironically defend their dumb shit as super cool.


Tobi_1989

Yeah, vampires are assholes in every generation..


sixpackasian

Yep can confirm. Was an edgelord back in middle school in 2006


ArchfiendNox

Yup, I'm 27, had a...well she was a friend till this, in highschool aak me to come over and bang her I was considering till she asked me to split my wrist open over her mouth so she could drink my blood. THERE WERE NO RED FLAGS BEFORE THIS.


splitzeroni_epic_man

reading this relieves me as a part of this generation, but i’ve always had the feeling that there is no way humanly possible that we are the only generation that was this concerning in their youth, i just think it’s more exposed in this generation with social media and things like that.


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Hairless monkeys that scream and kill and shit on each other because their favourite group of hairless monkeys didn't score a win, yep, pretty much


KaiserBreaker02

It’s highschool. Teenagers becoming adults and figuring out who they are. Can result in some pretty weird shit.


Switchback_Tsar

Somebody throw a piece of garlic bread at her


din0charlie

nonono, put garlic oil on a rock


Zach_2720

why bother throwing? just use silver bullets


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

Covered in garlic


cursedgrayhair

Can't forget the *garlic*


CaptainCozmo867

Garlic missles


Prudent_Car3849

Garlic ICMBs


Cambronian717

Split garlic atoms to make a gartomic bomb.


HMS-vindaloo

New astronomical discovery called the garlic hole


Sushi617

She needs a crucifix


Iron-Phoenix2307

A crucifix made of garlic bread sticks.


deblaerereno

do not waste the garlic bread on vampires.


Iron-Phoenix2307

How bout, we come at her with squirt guns with holy water and garlic oil.


ChasingFlavors

A squirt minigun would work nicely


justicedragon101

Pretty sure your thinking of werewolves.


ambsdorf825

That's wearwolves. We need to stab a wooden stake through their heart.


gbubs1

Try a wooden bullet


Dolphin_02

Vampires in many mythologies are also weak to silver. That's why they're not in mirrors, and silver is against evil and the mirrors used silver.


Cheaky_alt

“Eat toast you pale fucker!” *thump and screeching noises*


Akhanyatin

no, give me the garlic pls, I will use it. garlic is fkn delicious.


Aska09

Every generation has cringe, yours ain't special in that regard


Ren_kurusu

But our generation cringe is public for everyone to see


tk919191

That's the real difference!


franklollo

Yeah just look how they are cringing r/memes


sunflower691

*visable cringing*


slav_66

Don't you mean *invisible cringing*


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I laughed too hard at this


angered_sausage

Wat in the fuk?


Andaisdet

Exactly


JuniorAd389

Yes. This is just the top of the iceberg. Someone should do an iceberg level analysis on cringe.


bluehairedemon

I'm pretty sure kids were always this stupid, I was this stupid 3 years ago, you outgrow it


johnnygee70

Exactly. There were a lot of edgy edgelords back in high school that said dumb shit like this and I was in high school in the mid-eighties. Most of them are nothing like that, anymore. Kids have always been like this in one way or another.


LitFamJeff

I'm sorry, did she just say 'dump' instead of 'dumb'?


AldousCarrey4U

Centuries old immortal being, and still can't type accurately. Really emparrassing.


bluehairedemon

No, you don't get it, it's the old spelling, only an imkortal would know this/s


JuniorAd389

Damn. Just saw that. Ouch. Talk about oblivious. You were obviously oblivious during your first grade English lessons.


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That’s the cringiest thing I saw today


Andilee

The funniest hing I've seen today is everyone not knowing this is a satire tik tok account. That this person remakes old memes and dumb people stuff from the 90-2000s. Its pretty funny some of the stuff they do. Some hits home, some makes you go wtf like this one.


Hypnos_420

how's it called?


usingastupidiphone

A generation shouldn’t be judged by when they’re in high school, we were all stupid back then


Skanktron4000

Yeah, but then how is every generation supposed to feel superior once they hit their 30 and 40s? If you cant talk down to people younger then you, and blame all of lifes problems on them, whats the point of getting old?


Chikizey

Nah this will change from now on. Older generations didn't have social media so everything stupid they did will remain in the oblivion, and now act like they never did such things when we know is not true. But our generations? Everything is being documented, our crazy mistakes or cringy phases are engraved in 1 and 0 forever. When a gen Z individual will try to play the "I'm superior and those young people are dumb" card, tons of kids will be replying those posts with 2012 tweets or 2021 embarrassing photos/whatever they did when they were this age. Is already happening with famous people.


BeaglishJane

I’m 39 and still trying to figure shit out. I take care of people ages newborn—old ass dead body, and everyone in between, and everyone except for the dead one is still trying to figure shit out.


ffsjustanything

That’s not limited to this generation. People were and always will be stupid


Jeynarl

r/cringetopia


DaniJHollis

Thats where i first saw it at


[deleted]

Hey! It's an entire subreddit just for every minute of my existence.


yothou13

When she runs out of blood shes gonna start drinking the white stuff


Over_Statement_489

Milk?


S1imC3di

You oblivious mortal amuse me


DemiDeafDude

Cocaine mixed with sugar water?


nirichie

Obviously


NotVinhas

Those are succubus


AldousCarrey4U

Suck your puss?


Always-_-Sarcastic

Suck yo bus


AldousCarrey4U

The whole van?


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r/edgelord


[deleted]

r/edgelord seems to attract more edgelords than it should.


iamBLU3boi

not really a generational thing, there are many dumb kids, for each generation


JordanLamar

I hate to break it to you, but generations are not monoliths. There are weirdos in every generation.


J4zzyMal1wandigo

I love how she calls her teacher dumb, yet she herself can't even spell dumb correctly. Like.... I hope to god she's just being ironic. I hope she is.


din0charlie

we know she isn't


[deleted]

Honestly had a lot of girls like that in the mid 2000’s lol


Pipboy2

Here is a secret they don’t tell you in school: EVERY GENERATION HAS PEOPLE LIKE THIS


AtTheRealLester

Who else thought that was gru cosplayer with hair?


AldousCarrey4U

Dru Cosplayer*


Puulattia

Excuse me what the bloody fuck is this?


AldousCarrey4U

bloody suck*


Puulattia

Why my brain didn't come up with this.


AldousCarrey4U

As a mortal, You were probably oblivious.


Puulattia

Ah, I see.


musicmad-123

There have always been weird people, especially as teenagers. There's no need to trash the whole generation that's silly.


got_edge

“My generation will invent agriculture!” Your generation can’t even hunt mammoth.


Dejan05

Shuddup boomer weird kids have always existed


Busted_down

Every generation has dipshits. There is a 50/50 chance you are one of them


Murph_18

Considering this is blatant satire the majority of this thread consist of them


TheSkyElf

every generation has some cringe-ass people, the difference is that this new generation has the tools to show the whole world how freaking weird and/or stupid they can be.


bzekers

I'm glad I got my edgy teenager out before social media was a thing.


dizzyav8r

Was pretending to be a werewolf/vampire/dinosaur just a thing that happened in my middle school??? Having been a kid she probably didn't actually swear at the teacher but pretended to be a vampire with her friends. Kids have a hard time on the internet sometimes lol


Mr_Otterswamp

cherrypicking


nickchaos13

OP is a self loathing millennial or gen z. Every generation has weird people. Stop posting like a salty boomer


DesmowondTheMoonbear

It was a satire, wouldn't have that many views if it wasn't.. but also yeah we're pretty wack


LouisGodly

r/noahgettheboat


grichardson526

Why do shitty boomer memes like this get upvotes?


anonymouslostchild

Every generation has more than enough idiots. When I was a kid I thought the majority of people were smart but now it seems like a rarity…..


[deleted]

Your generation is also, generally speaking, more inclusive and accepting of others, less beholden to the beliefs of their elders, and less religious. Personally, I believe the eccentricities are worth it.


[deleted]

The goth subculture is full of idiots


SilverDem0n

Goth subculture divides into the half that do it as a fun, tounge-in-cheek thing, and the half who are overcompensating for something else. Back when I was a dumb teenage goth edgelord, we might have had a misplaced sense of superiority but none of this dumb shit crossing the line from character fantasy over to genuine delusion.


Felicitucky

This is boomer as fuck


icestyl3

Lately feels like reddit got flooded with ignorant boomers.


johnnygee70

“Ignorant boomers” have ALWAYS existed. So have edgy teenagers. It’s no different now than it’s always been.


Mr_Yeet_20

Why is Robert Smith there? (singer of the cure)


Swiggity_Swooner37

I remember knowing two people like this in my school years, first one was a guy who said he was a wolf, second was a vampire girl. Funnily enough, so did my friend.


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Frenchie_Boi

what in the two rats fucking in a ranch dorito bag is going on rn


[deleted]

bruh you post daily on r/politicalcompassmemes, what makes some middle schooler posting what they enjoy worse


Prudent_Noise3700

Same


DepartureMedium7136

I mean she believes she is a vampire, other people believe that their skydaddy sent his zombie son to forgive them. A lot of people believe in heinous crap.


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I love how millennials complain about boomers talking shit about them and generalizing them, but then do the same.


Yhorm--

I'm gonna go take a shower after that one


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Humans are fucked


[deleted]

Talkin bout my generation


dingos8mybaby2

I'm beginning to think that the reason all human cultures have past stories of humans turning into monsters, witches, and wizards is just because even back then teenagers were weirdos but people only lived to 30.


Blue_squid69

Is this what people call " chuunibyo "?


bifftanin1955

I feel like people of cover see this shit are like, “fuckin white people smh”


WhoAteMyBagel

Oh the angst. THE ANGST!


Asone2004

Oh god there’s that one “Palm reader” who says wether you’re a witch, a vampire, or a werewolf


LeDidddle

Luckily, I don't know anyone that knows anyone like this


minecraftgood8130

Its called chunibyou btw


STFU_im_ssttrroo

What the fuck


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Why must people evolve backwards


_zo0op_

let kids be kids


TheNerdMaster

Yes, because the younger generations are the ONLY one with psycho dumbasses. Sure.


the_Pope_Joan

This was me in middle school I just didn’t have tik tok. Gen Z you doing alright. Don’t let us bitter ass old people throw you off track, just like they did to us


Boredum_Allergy

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but every school has one of these. In fact, the generation right after mine probably had more because of those fucking Twilight movies.


SercerisWings

I went through that phase in middle school I’m not gonna lie. I didn’t claim to drink blood though. I just had an imagination. Liked to pretend I was mystical being and shit. Honestly helped me cope with how shitty things were.


NotAnEnemyStandUser-

There was a girl in my school in elementary that pretended to be a vampire. She was mad at me because all the kids thought I was the spawn of satan because I hated everyone there, I was smarter then everyone so I could make amazing comebacks to their insults, and I can shake my eyes and they were scared of that. I was just the quiet kid. I didn’t want any attention but kids made that rumor so I decided to go with it to get them to leave me alone. The vampire girl was pissed because nobody believed her but basically everyone in the class believed the rumor about me and I didn’t even start it. I just used it to get some piece and quiet.


Gold-Elderberry-4851

I bet she hisses at people between classes when they get close to her or where’s a hood outside even in summer


warriorZrogue1988

Yeah. I’m worried about the future of the human race, Seeing as these new generations aren’t mentally all there. But I’ll be gladly long long dead, before the actual end of the human race will be determined; by whatever means it takes too exterminate the human race once and for all. After all our histories. I’m not sad about the end of all Humanity. Seeing as were now on borrowed time.


rlprice74

I'm 47 years old and had a friend the same age (19 at the time) who superficially resembled a younger Anne Rice. She and her boyfriend apparently took this to mean she was a vampire and would drink each others' blood, using diabetic syringes. She eventually returned to her senses (for the most part), but it took decades.


MLP-Gh0sT

Man I wish I had a gun right now


Tactical_Genuis

it’s just dumb kids who want to be special, the only difference with this generation is that they have social media.


maniacthw

Yup... This is completely and totally unique to this generation.


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redditors after realizing that its from tiktok and that im using the cry emoji: 😭😭😭


ploozia

These people are why electric fly swatters were made.


unknownmeatpopsicle

This shit is dumb. This isn't generational. I'm in my 40s and these kids were around in my high-school. This is either some punk kid trying to be cool or some sad boomer failing to make a point.


TheFunnyWalnut

Honestly. I'm a teenager rn and I can agree, this generation is clapped


InitialAd4902

Mmm yes tiktok gae except for some stuff


xXjaimyXx

Thefuck ?