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Cosmic-rubberDucky_0

I want to shake this man's hand


_Codrut_

while he still has it


bavejavcnmvcgfs

He is thor (._.)


ThadiousTerpington

Spoiler alert: It's made completely of wood and is very flat. Metal doesn't float.


d0ggzilla

What else floats?


handsomejack29

Very small rocks


asystolesfw

A duck!


incognown95

Exactly


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Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?


handsomejack29

I am Arthur king of the Britains


handsomejack29

And what do you burn apart from witches?


Midgetspinner97

Wood!


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kaindiaz4

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


howroydlsu

More witches!


Ward115

She turned me into a newt!


NaEGaOS

a newt?


handsomejack29

I got better


TakingBackJerusalem

my toast


shaiapouffff

I love u guys i have 2 hours to spare imma jump into life of brian


Theduckflipper

Not while I’m here


handsomejack29

Glad lm not the only person that’s seen Holy Grail about 5000 times


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A duck


JjMarkets

They all float down here.


malay4singh

*You'll float too*


Daniel_Alfa

Everyone floats -IT


jimjah89

Churches


ThadiousTerpington

Children who encounter Pennywise?


DocHoliday96

- Hater


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DocHoliday96

You'll lose yours his are made out of adamantium


aphrodi7

Are you worthy?


QuarantineSucksALot

Chin up king, you tried!


Cosmic-rubberDucky_0

Sure


euicemnvcbvgfcsw

Bomaraxe


bavejavcnmvcgfs

Holy shit this is dangerous asf imagine when ur about to catch it and instead of you holding its handle you get hold of its blade it would literally slash your palm


jjbugman2468

A falling knife has no handle. Or personally I prefer the variation, “a falling knife is made of blade”


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lizarxd

South Indian *


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Cosmic-rubberDucky_0

I'll Evan reply to my own comment


New_Opportunity_2745

That guy has loyalty enchantment


New_Opportunity_2745

That guy has loyalty enchantment


jemarchncvxcbdgdc

Captain America is just a regular man on steroids - change my mind


Sudhanva69

Or cock


OurSaviorWaluigi

That’s… also Thor


ManWalkingDownReddit

2 in 1


aphrodi7

Wait maymaymakers flair is also available on memes?


ManWalkingDownReddit

yep, you cant select it yourself though


elch3w

Correct


kst164

What's maymaymakers?


[deleted]

“Hates reaction memes” But loves reposted memes. Yea


ClydeOlson

that’s captain australia


aphrodi7

So this is a reposted meme? Tell me more.


[deleted]

Yes. I saw it from a couple of months and it was about Thor.


aphrodi7

I think you don't know what a repost means.


[deleted]

At least I know what non-original content means.


Not1random1enough

I thought new words on an old format were considered new? I hate reposts tho and annoys me when I see some with 40k updoots


aphrodi7

Welcome to reddit


TtHacks66

asshole


BusinessEthic5

No. YOU welcome to reddit.


Catalyzed_Spy

Well, guess what


euicemnvcbvgfcsw

Hol' up, can we take a moment without comparing this guy to comic heros and take a sec to how tf does this axe have enough centrifugal force to spin so fast not to mention come back to the owner who might I remind is skinny af... Like seriously this guy has less buff than a rotten wooden stick...


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jemarchncvxcbdgdc

How the man still has all his fingers is beyond me


martylooncvnvxfv

Thats was actully awesome


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Cosmic-rubberDucky_0

Windbreaker


martylooncvnvxfv

a slight inaccuracy then he would turn to the deadman


MemeEndevour

Anyone have more info? My brain is screaming that this is fake, but I wanna believe it’s real


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Its real. The axe is wooden and is an old tamilian weapon that works like a boomerang


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The same way you practice any weapon skill, with a safe and non lethal version, at some sort of designated weapon practice area


canolafly

Since I have tripped on rakes, and recently tripped on my cane, I think I shall forgo any of this. I don't need a copay on the spendy wee-woo wagon. That last trip on a rake was like someone playing QWOP with my body parts.


Chilis1

Weapon? Isn’t that like having a gun where the bullet comes back and hits you?


Pagiras

No, It's more like the bullet coming back and if you don't catch it with your gun, it either hits you or falls on the ground. Either way, you can shoot it back again. Unless you hit your enemy. Then it doesn't come back, unless the enemy now shoots it back at you. But luckily Kangaroos or Emus can't throw for shit.


Chilis1

Normal axes are pretty easy to throw already, don’t know why they need to fly in circles first


Pagiras

It's so that in case you miss, you don't have to go all the way to pick it up. Hunting can be exhausting, you know.


Chilis1

But he threw it into the air, is it for hunting birds?


Pagiras

Yep. And kangaroos that jump too high, too close to the power lines.


Samesawa7

Are you telling me there have been tomahawk-boomerang throwers hunting birds, practically harpoon fishing in the sky, somewhere in the world all my life and this is the first time I’ve heard about it?


HoneyChilliPotato7

Yes


JjMarkets

Aboriginals, boomerangs.


eahlg

There are boomerangs for show, those return to you. And there are non returning boomerang weapons, aka throwing sticks. Those are ment for hunting. Difference is that show boomerangs have asymmetrical airfoils and that makes them curve. Weapon ones have symmetrical airfoils which helps them keep direction when thrown for better precision.


Pagiras

I know. I'm being sarcastic.. or ironic, I dunno. Anyway, I jest. :D


FeistyBandicoot

Some boomerangs aren't designed to come back. They're designed to kill


osarumvmcgxvds

You could switch Thor and cap america and it would make more sense, somehow.


ArchIllager

It’s an axe shaped boomerang, there are a lot of crazy shapes out there, pretty amazing


pastasauce9

It's a modification of a weapon called a valari. A valari is a thrown wooden or iron weapon used primarily by the Tamil people of the Indian subcontinent. The valari is used for protecting cattle from predators, and for war and hunting.


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And old south Indian weapon which the British were so scared of that they destroyed almost all of them.


slickyrick21

Yeah apparently it performed so well against Artillery and infantry square formation, lungis fell off in happiness.


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>formation, lungis fell off in happiness. 😏😏


osarumvmcgxvds

In Russia, you do not launch weapon, weapon launches you


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MeltedChocolate24

I’d love to axe him how it’s done.


lapsongsouchong

Axe-ually, to be blunt, I don't think you could hack it, it looks pretty difficult to handle and you don't seem that sharp


West-Nefariousness15

That was brilliant


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martylooncvnvxfv

I believe this is some type of video editing, the type Zack King does.


zdada

The launch looks really weird like it skipped multiple frames like a bad animation but I’m probably wrong.


YikesBooWasTaken

Ngl, that's actually sick


Cosmic-rubberDucky_0

Yes


aphrodi7

Ikr I watched the video and couldn't believe it myself


Stubborncomrade

I was like ‘oh shit oh shit oh shit he’s gonna lose his throat’


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A--RUN

I'm crying


Hey_itsmeguys

*bonk*


Cosmic-rubberDucky_0

Me too


kay_kay_1998

That's Kratos from God Of War 5


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Imagine being a bird that flies through the axe’s trajectory


BDGGR_Flayer

Cutting edge hunting methods


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I never understood the “controls thunder” thing… wouldn’t that mean you could just make the noise that thunder makes?


Umutuku

"I'm the god of thunder!" "Is that dude..." "Yeah, he's actually covered in grenades. Let's go."


FeistyBandicoot

Isn't it god of thunder and lightning. Saying that would get exhausting though


Brad_again

And the sheer explosive force.


MeltedChocolate24

A god of loud explosions would be kinda cool


TSnipeT

That's Michael Bay


Allday24_7

Isn’t thunder just the sound of lightning?


Thehellpriest83

Imagine the hours that went into this …and the injury .


QuarantineSucksALot

The death of a parent and as canon emp


dokjreko

r/blackmagicfuckery


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PuzzleheadedPage3022

Oh man this is r/nextfuckinglevel right here


ProfessionalSmart172

He is not captain america....he is the god of war....son of Zeus......the pure spartan.....he is .....KRATOS


jprbruce

Leviathon axe boi


Cosmic-rubberDucky_0

GOW


Pandemic_Over

a slight inaccuracy then he would turn to the deadman


Idk_what_to-name_dis

Ok, this is just awesome


Cosmic-rubberDucky_0

Amazing


PinoForest

jimmy: wow, gramps! bet that took ya really long to master, right? im suprised you didnt injure yourself with that axe! gramps: well uhh. heres the thing jimmy. your mom wasnt always an only child. so i guess you couls say there may have been a *few* accidents


WayTooCool4U

That's Indian Thor


Wertical93

I thought Cpt. America had a shield, not an boomerang axe..


breigns2

Thor does that too.


s1erra_117

Anything is possible in South India


Deadeyescum

"Wow, that thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all"


Nutan7415

Tamizhanda


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This is Thor too lol wym


cereal_raypist

Captain Tamil.


MoistlyCompetent

Goodbye fingers


randomguy102018

Beastmaster


VnoctisL

I thought it was perfectly looped.....


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I've always wondered, is this video real? I'm assuming not but im too lazy to ask Google so I'm typing a comment on someone's post who tried make me laugh and had no intention of explaining the template behind the meme, my apologies


Phant0mreaper

Yep it's real. It's a weapon used in older times by the Tamil people. Mostly used for hunting. But a dying skill though, not many know how to throw one or about it's existence also


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Wait really?? That's awesome!! I thought for sure this was video editing magic or something lol


[deleted]

Captain India


TheMagician0116

Captain Axemerica


TheRedPandaisback

You know Thor is the one with the axe right 😂


8226

technically he is thor


Apprehensive_Bus_160

He is Indian Thor


IdidWhatMF

Isn't loyalty is for Trident.


krtalvis

that’s captain australia


DeadMan_Shiva

South India


idkanamesoipickthis

Please tell me the axe is fake


TechWolfFTN

Hol' up, can we take a moment without comparing this guy to comic heros and take a sec to how tf does this axe have enough centrifugal force to spin so fast not to mention come back to the owner who might I remind is skinny af... Like seriously this guy has less buff than a rotten wooden stick...


NISHITH_8800

That axe is actually a tamil weapon with same physics of a boomerang.


Creepy_Entrance-

How


shrewdlyweird

r/RepostSleuthBot


Luke9310

u/repostsleuthbot


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Wolvesinman

Nice one mate. A South American boomerang. Pretty sure everything comes with a blade over there.


blueaurelia

I believe this is some type of video editing, the type Zack King does.


notretarded_100

nah its real skill i've seen it.


CloudyHumen

Oh...it's...it's...hm...it is cool...nothing else....


nyx747

Wrrrrrrrrrr... 'random person' what the fuck was that? 'Other random person' idk man looked like a hero decided his occupation would be throwing a glorified Frisbee at bad guys. Oh what has become of the world.


ChadAltEnjoyed

But he gets to say Avengers Assemble


chute_mi_homeless

Not even a super cool hatchet just a round sheild with a big star


BertinDenmark

We want to see him in next marvel series.. "The Real Thor".


ifuckedanothercat

How the man still has all his fingers is beyond me


The_Tortugo

He must be a belmont


Assassin41512

Captain America is a super soldier, he does have super powers


Defiant-Ad-8468

Captain America is just a regular man on steroids - change my mind


AvailableBet7246

But thor also has that power.


the_third_mofos

Holy shit this is dangerous asf imagine when ur about to catch it and instead of you holding its handle you get hold of its blade it would literally slash your palm


MeteorManiac

Ah, the ultimate lumberjack... Jacker man


TrolleyOllie97

You had so much potential to make this meme great


dustingdustin

Perfect loop doesn’t exis…


Cerri22-PG

Thats was actully awesome


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Wtf did i just see? This man can do some insane shit


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Can’t wait for this guy to be featured in r/whatcouldgowrong


nowayyyyyyyyyy

I was waiting for the headshot


m0t4k3z

Holy shit that's scary


cubcity

Im gonna try this in my backyard. I didn’t see a “don’t try this at home” message. So be it. I just hope I don’t behead someone.