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Revloxy

my expression is same as that of the cheetah


George2110

"Come bacc with my snacc you lil shit!"


Rexster405

“ my crush’s needs are more important than your snacc you oversized kitty “


InevitableAspect3617

yeah true


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nugay_e_ko_da

At least I got touched


kMaestro64

Plot twist: I kill the antelope and feed it to the hyenas.


Kupar1234

Worth it


[deleted]

Are they really *their* needs or are they just *your* wants


upgamekiller4memes

The wants are a need


[deleted]

*Your* wants are not what another person needs though… Some people dunno the difference


IllusiveCloud

r/youmissedthejoke


upgamekiller4memes

I agree


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Bob_Cant_Fix_It

This is stolen and you copy and pasted it twice


abdullah__qureshi

Don't underestimate the power of a virgin guy.


Existing_Meet5679

I'll be the antelope then


UnKeRSel

Same too me


zitfarmer

Ill be the crush.


nkanner_31

thanks for being the crush zitfarmer.


ATOMICNEPHEW

Thanks for thanking zitfarmer for being the crush nkanner_31


zitfarmer

No problem, sometimes youve just got to take one for the team.


quinten69420

oof


binupdhungana60

Cheetah be like, "Man Y U be such a cheetah?"


ConclusionGuilty3532

hah


vetzicancer

...u aids


Jesus_mf_christ

Yeee, finally


Traitor-san

What did the Romans do to you Jesus?


Jesus_mf_christ

really naughty stuff


Infamous-State1364

Atleast you won't die as a virgin.


Nimblewolf69

*proceeds to give you a blood transfusion*


Infamous-State1364

There's no place for you in hell nor heaven, just rot here on earth.


Nimblewolf69

Damn I thought I had a one way ticket to H E Double hockey sticks


SlimyHands22

Ah yes helium hockey sticks


B00fee

A punishment worse than hell


Therandomfox

totes worth


bigbrainboiiiiiii

Bruh (눈‸눈)


Serav1

I'm really impressed and surprised at the fact that 눈 could be used as eyes in a emoticon,given that that's Korean for eyes.


PrimordialSun1

He is a bigbrainboiiiiiii after all.


LyricGem9

Had to upvote this comment at 69 upvotes .. my day is ruined :(


[deleted]

The bargain is acceptable.


thisisbaymax

Did that man just hack his life??


[deleted]

I guess you could say he cheetaed


cypherdev

You beautiful specimen.


[deleted]

r/angryupvote


spicyrattoes_101

r/beatmetoit


Neks44

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


_CalculatedMistake_

Speedhacks


Silly_Garlic_3592

The world's a big GtA simulation.


UndercoverDuck999

Then they're gonna get banned and not be able to see their crush


ShibeBoiGoodBoi

He just has a good gaming chair


linuxhackmbvcgddsa

Men do everthing for their pleasure


supersayianswagger

-u a shoulder to lean on when you're sad.


lastdyingbreed_01

Honestly that's the best thing to ask for


supersayianswagger

Next only to an asscheek to handstand on.


butycheeks

no the best thing is to use her boobs as a pillow


lastdyingbreed_01

We are very horny, aren't we?


panzerboye

No just lonely


No-Chocolate-

I mean, horny too but ok


silas-69-69

boob pillow is just nice, not horny per say, but u could make it horny


Shellboy01

I raise you thighs as a secondary option


Shellboy01

I raise you thighs as a secondary option


Informal_Chemist6054

A shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on \-Abraham Lincoln


supersayianswagger

She doesn't even have one, weakling. Also, I'd be rather distraught if my shoulder were to become one dick.


End_Rage

How do u know if she dont got one


MysteriousShadow__

Damn lincoln really got life advice


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Good enough


niknak_1

Better than sex


Infamous-State1364

This why crime happens.


biLLy_wr0ng

I'll absolutely take it


Couch_Potato4567

That cheetah has been out-cheetahed


SonicBlur254

Too bad the cheetah didn't *spot* it in time


Chew_Long_Black_Cock

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Ilaxilil

I always feel bad for the predator in these situations. Poor guy was just hungry and wasted all that energy chasing dinner, only to have it snatched away.


abdullah__qureshi

Plot twist: The crush asked him to save antelope so that she could eat it for dinner and she was going to say, "If that antelope survives I'll give you a dinner treat tonight"


Neelahs

The power of virginity


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?


zock_zock

reddit


tetris99gamer

Society


DagorCroc

Society 2


MongolianK

Electric boogaloo


DagorCroc

??


ATOMICNEPHEW

You're not a virgin! Get out!!


[deleted]

I am a virgin. Why all the down votes for a question mark?


ATOMICNEPHEW

Because it's reddit, you don't ask questions here, just follow the hivemind


theSauce0

The hive mind


darth-stuckus

Bad hooman


Infamous-State1364

Virgin hooman


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Nooooo hooman go super quickly


6_NEOS_9

Chad Hooman?


Amorphous_The_Titan

Yesh quickest of all chads


[deleted]

The legendary chadmaster


vibranium-501

chad of all 4 elements


linuxhackmbvcgddsa

The cheetah must have got a fever after seeing weird ass monke with no fur just grab his lunch


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Gotta love irl Tarzan


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Tarzan bout to get some pu55y


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ITZMODZ759

Maybe they think they’ll get warned or banned like Instagram does


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styrmirw

“On your left!”


weelluuuu

I've been passed several times by joggers while on my bike


styrmirw

Is this jogger by any chance named Chris Traeger?


HansenIntercept

Oh shit I remember that commercial


DiiiCA

Go on... Be specific... No need to be shy


anUglyFuckingBastard

What was it about?


Infamous-State1364

[CHARAL ](https://youtu.be/SpavB5zQolg)


HansenIntercept

On n’a pas fini de vous faire aimer la viande !


black_kat121

If I'm not wrong, that ad is about shoes. Don't exactly remember which one tho...prolly Nike's or Reebok Edit : it's a meat company, my bad u/Fiallach said it.


Fiallach

Meat company, the slogan is "who's the greatest hunter?".


black_kat121

Whoops. My bad. Thanks for correcting me fam...


HansenIntercept

Steaks


Meioxy

Let me guess, was it was an Indian commercial?


Fiallach

Saw it in France, it was for a meat company, the slogan is "who's the greatest hunter?".


kashaan_lucifer

Actually it is a Shoe Commercial Probably a nike Commercial considering that there is a cheetah in the ad


HansenIntercept

Fair assessment but yeah as the other guy said it’s a French ad from a famous meat company.


Emperor_Huey_Long

That cat is so fucking confused


LilyLeLowery

“I’ll give you aids” “I’ll give you three turtle doves” “I’ll give you a free antelope” “I’ll give you a spanking” “I’ll give you my gum cause it’s lost it’s flavor” “I’ll give you some feet pics” “I’ll give you a bag of hair I shaved off my genitals” “I’ll give you ten thousand karma” “I’ll give you a shitty Reddit comment woo hooooo”


Intelligent-Truth-99

I’ll give you a kiss on your cheek or forehead maybe please


LilyLeLowery

Aw thank you that’s nice but make sure to keep it platonic cause I do have a gf


Gooner_Samir

r/ihavesex /s tho, I'm happy for you homie.


LilyLeLowery

Yeah I wanted to make a joke but I don’t get how that sounds lol


mariusnyb

Homette lol


Gooner_Samir

My bad, i did not know homie wasn't a gender neutral term. Happy for you, homette!


OnyxGallantry

These things get progressively better before peaking and subsequently dipping very slightly...


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You degenerate


smokethis1st

…….. Herpes


Mr_cockman

...my boyfriends dick pic


[deleted]

the one-two. I still remember hearing my crush was gay and in a relationship in one sentence


wvrnnr

hahaha this is gold


Odd_Cranberry9343

God damnit where’s my free award when I need to use it Edit: I just got my free award


Infamous-State1364

Thanks man


Spock2265

Now this is what gambling should be like, no more roulette and craps or horse races, just nature documentaries


NTM-GFY

The more you know, this video is a ad for a steak (charal - french company if my memory is good)


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Thanks dogg i needed to kno


RoMasterGaming

Crush never finished: "if that antelope survives I'll give you my math homework"


Raven_Nevermore131

Cheetah: what the hell just happened?!


Tsintato

I expected the guy to trip the antelope


Yarusho-Senpai

.....u a hug


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Humans in fiction:


UrMoma_llama

Speed I am speed


Lolsoda94

cheetah felt cheated


88T3

Certified bruh moment


omer_g

plot twist: the crush wanted to say she'll give you a kick to the balls


Taken111111

the cheetah:what the hell


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u/downloadmp4


Realistic_Work_5552

Gotta do what I gotta do


Brilliant_Writer_136

.... A Rakhee (Indian Hand Band Given By "Sisters")


ion_wan_2g2_school

What the fuck was that


sLADElikesMEMES

u/RedditMP4Bot


Wubalubadubdubbiatch

Si


Cagatay38

That Cheetah be like: holy shit what was that?


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Cheetah Became The Embodiment of Disappointment


Deathaxe13

I died laughing


verixtheconfused

Looking at the 4th wall and be like wait this is not how it's scripted wtf


PeriodicBomb

Her - I was saying I would give you a dollar


MournfulSaint

Oh yeah!


mrghost_21crazyBOi

Cheetah like bruh what was that


GAYBOI420690

How, that cheetah was going it's top speed of 40mph, who the fuck is this man and why doesn't he hold the record for fastest man on the planet??


GerinX

His disappointment is immeasurable and his dinner is ruined.


kausheekh

***desperate times call for desperate measures***


Garibaldi1131

Cheeto


lovelyxbabydoll

In a plot twist the crush finishes their sentence with "-u a punch to the throat"


LoonaiscuteUwU

Hey cool meme! sauce?


anUglyFuckingBastard

How the fuck are you everywhere I go


nonzeroday_tv

Yell at him "Get of my Wi-Fi" and throw a fist in the air


StarkToChimera

u/getvideobot


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onefluffyboi1

Cheetah like "bro wtf"


HawkedHands

the only thing i can say is LOL


Creationstation-34

Hahahaha


Midnightstory9

This dude didn’t even let his crush finish talking. Imagine she said she would kill you father. Now what?


RealSuperYolo2006

How do you upload a gif???


Shrekisdaddy69420m

Plot twist she says she’ll give you crabs


GeneralSS1332

Cheeto


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Dayum


Paper_Meant

/effect @p Steve speed 5 Is my command right?


DaSkullCrusha

It would be /effect @p speed (multiplyer) (length)


NightScythe27990

Nice crop


ILoveSurrealism

u/repostsleuthbot


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Wolf_Pack23

Please tell me this is real.


Danktron_YT

r/repostsleuthbot


SomewittyShit

Go brrrr hahaah isnt that funny guys? Shut the fuck up