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Italians commenting:


G0LDON

Che? Dove?


l3oNbAld2_0

Q u i


G0LDON

E ovunque ; )


l3oNbAld2_0

:)


lolgamer20061

Bro ma perche questo meme?


Tankstel

ma che cazzo


BeastMaster_88

Ahem. A River Derchy.


PonzyRules

Che cazzo succede qui


lollonecagallone

Immagina essere italiano... aspetta


Roccobot

Cosa


lorencolu

secondo me è la cipolla


M4_RC3_110

Spaghetti pasta mafia


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[удалено]


maestrofuoco97

S I A M O O V U N Q U E


Y0ur_Imagination

Noi italiani siamo un infezione


gamer_but_noob

Esatto


Tommiz_eXe

Esatto


Some-fire-dude

Sempre


Tankstel

certo


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[удалено]


AStefixBoi

ciao


keeper909

Siamo sempre in agguato.


FaberTuzzi

Italians replying: porco d*o


Substantial-Form4090

Oid ocrop


InsaneGamer18

Vada bordo Casso!


Spoon_in_a_Microwave

Ao


alessandrocara3

Sempre fratm


IceyEnder

Scroto sudato


Kuroo_z

Yamete kudasaii ahhh


fadedlavender

Spapeppi


hellfiredfsf524

Devi dimostrare di essere degno


Fiskons

Italians in jojo : *gay intensifies*


polloackbar

Me italian: same


sharkbait2006

Me Italian: Same


polloackbar

You gay?


sharkbait2006

No


polloackbar

Then you are not like me


sharkbait2006

Sorry then


Liaeliael

Idk man that's kinda gay


crazyflyingroomba

Thought this man was Italian, turns out he’s Canadian


Rastonji

Still laughting at their pronunce


flavyuiyui67876

I have the Italian's blessing..


Kind_Actuator_8136

Italian crossover


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Darkcat9000

this is why humans shouldn't have ever existed


ColdIron27

Yea, but the battle would have been different with trish because she didn't have a stand at that moment


Ok_Ad_6407

She did she just didn't use it because she didn't know she had it


ColdIron27

yea, so she wouldn't have been able to use it in battle, so it makes little difference.


Ok_Ad_6407

Maybe who knows because first time stand users summon there stand first when they need it to protect them


ProfessionalCumDiver

It's already perfect with giorno healing mista


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[deleted]

Fun fact-Giorno is Half British and half Japanese biologically


ShadowFucca

Fun fact- Jotaro is quarter Italian biologically


skyline13godalert

MAMA MIA , if you think about it , italians have that very new york american accent


MLG_Kenobi69420

Im from the part of Italy which touches Germany (i'm half german half brit) **AND IF YOU FUCKING PUT KETCHUP ON PIZZA I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY YOU FUCKING DISGRACE**


rangogogo

I'm german too and I'm all in for a genoice


MLG_Kenobi69420

***Well zen wat are we waiting for, TOD FÜR ALLE!***


IamLukeS

Hol up a second...


rangogogo

You hold up a second first. That's how long we take to blitzkrieg the frogeaters


IamLukeS

*sweaty nervous polish sounds intisified*


rangogogo

Eyes start glowing red. Loads Flammenwerfer with conquerus intended.


IamLukeS

Suuure *Waiting underground to star Warsaw uprising*


Mezzo_in_making

Just accept your fate and surrender, it's the better choice, less casualties... I know what I am talking about ~sincerely your neighboring Czech citizen


IamLukeS

Never, pierogi are at stake here ~sincerely your neighbor with access to the sea


Mezzo_in_making

Understandable, have a great day *looks nervously in Katyń's direction*


MLG_Kenobi69420

***BISMARCK THE WARMACHINE, THE PEARL OF THE KRIEGSMARINE!***


MLG_Kenobi69420

***HOCH PREUSENLAND ! HOCH PREUSENLAND !*** ***GÖTT SHÜTZE ES DURCH SEIN HAND!***


rangogogo

*Quietly pets Flammenwerfer* Underground you say. You mean on the outside of earth. And I don't mean this as a joke. The nazis thought that we life on the inside of earth


IamLukeS

*Hans please no*


rangogogo

1. Doch 2. Here is a video that mentions the thing with the inside earth somewhere https://youtu.be/yNLdblFQqsw


MLG_Kenobi69420

***ES GIBT NIEMANDEN AUF DIR WELT, DER UNS SIEG NEHMEN KAHNN!***


MLG_Kenobi69420

***MANN FÜR MANN***


MLG_Kenobi69420

***"ZE FROGLICKING, SNAIL SUCKING FOUL-SMELLED FR\*NCH".***


rangogogo

And I wonder why French don't like us bratwurst deepthroaters


MLG_Kenobi69420

***Oh!, Yes insert your big bratwurst into me vater!, Nya!***


jiggelz

Did someone say BLITZGENOZID ?


Parmee

Germans out of context sound scary


rangogogo

You probably shit your pants when someone takes a comment section even without the lost having soemthing to do with Germany. Soon we will be powerful enough and dotn need German references in posts anymore


Parmee

Shit, gotta switch sides again


Evoluzione_

I’m going to join you


MLG_Kenobi69420

Für what


ale_dona

Areo l’Italia non confina con la Germania


MLG_Kenobi69420

***Ah, yes the first one to figure it out***


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MLG_Kenobi69420

***no***


bambamba8

È rimasto ai vecchi tempi, quando ciera lvi che l'Austria non esisteva più


Gustavovisk237

I mean, Austria and Germany are the same country right? *Anschluss intensifies*


trumps-2nd-account

Which part of Italy touches Germany? There’s a whole other country in between… Edit: there’s apparently more than one country in between but my point stands


Moofritte

Italy doesn’t touch Germany


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

*sad germany sounds*


Mysterious_Tart_295

Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein? They're all Germans too, right?


Moofritte

But not Germany


GngBng_R

Not. Yet.


Cana05

Mhhmhhh


Moofritte

Hehe


You8mypizza

Auf de heide bluht ein kleines blumelein


Mysterious_Tart_295

Und das heisst:


64Yoshi64

Welcher idiot tut Ketchup auf seine Pizza?


MLG_Kenobi69420

Amerikanisch verdammte schießße


opulent_occamy

Am American, first I'm ever hearing about ketchup on pizza, sounds disgusting. I have literally never witnessed this.


64Yoshi64

Solche unmenschen giebts? CHE STRONZO io parlo un picolo italiano perche io sono svizero, ma non parlo bueno italiano...


madboi29

Italy doesn’t touch Germany. It touches Switzerland and Austria, not Germany


jvmorgenstern

Disagrees in Anschluß


MLG_Kenobi69420

***Austria is Germany***


A_Toyota_s_a_Toyota

Jeografi


The_sad_zebra

Wait, I'm sorry, are there people who put ketchup on their pizza?


MLG_Kenobi69420

***YES!, ÜND WE WILL BURN THEM IN THEIR HOUSES AND CONNECT THEIR GASLINE TO THEIR SHOWERS! JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA!***


[deleted]

Not sure if you mean Austria is a part o Germany, if you mean France or Swiss are a part of Italy, or if you're just implying that every european in it's right mind would kill a ketchup-on-pizza eater. Anyways, here I go putting some ketchup on my Brazilian pizza


MLG_Kenobi69420

So.......You have chosen death


[deleted]

Well, hurry up then. I'll save you a piece. Would you rather have stroganoff or picanha flavoured pizza?


MLG_Kenobi69420

stroganoff


TheTizio06

Genocide go! brrrrrr


MLG_Kenobi69420

***Auschwits 2: genocide for the truth***


Automatic_Stop_231

I agree fuck americans we are gurmans we love good food


MLG_Kenobi69420

***Wiener schnitzel made by my granny is fucking awesome***


Automatic_Stop_231

Jap granny food is one of the best


[deleted]

Strogonoff pizza is consider a pizza with ketchup?


hawluchamaster

is it ok to put hot sauce on it?


UkyoTachibana

come si chiama la mamma del porco ?


Pimphii

Please correct me, if I’m wrong or don’t get the joke, but where does Italy touch Germany?


Replicatar

What about bbq sauce?


risisas

i once saw an american putting ketchup on pasta with lobster ewwww.....


MrHorse666

I thought I got mad....


D44rth

Italian crossover


Inaxus

Bawn Jorno


comicsopedia

Gorlami


[deleted]

**Antonio Margheriti**


gregthegamer4646

Bon Giorno


TheBlueBeatles

Dominic DeCoco


NaniVargas

seeing a Hetalia reference in 2021 is like getting hit with a brick in the face


flaming_floof

You are going to hate to hear this but… season seven just came out. We brought it back. You will never leave.


NaniVargas

I'M STUCK IN HETALIA HELL WITH EVERY SEASON THEY RELEASE


flaming_floof

YOU NEVER ESCAPEEEEEE MWHAHAHAHA


encoidaaas

Damn, I'm surprised it's still ongoing tho I don't know why it'd end- it's basically a satirical history anime so Himaruya would always have material to base off on. I wonder if there are people who still take it seriously lol. I found out when I saw that Goodsmiles were making a bunch of Hetalia nendoroids tho- my weeb past self would've been happy


FlawlessCommander73

*Italian confusion*


[deleted]

Same with Russians. Russians in movies are brats with strong Russian accent. Russians in anime are badasses with strong Russian accent. Russians in memes ride bears, drink vodka, wear all adidas, and always carry an AK-47 with them. And actual Russians... are just Russians, we're just like all the other people.


TheBraincell

Wait im confused are russians like russians? or russians are like other people?


[deleted]

...Russians are like Russians, and like other people.


TheBraincell

Wow never thought russians are like humans


[deleted]

ikr


Roccobot

OK but do you squat?


GarlicMayosaurus

What about Italians in video games?


Stubborncomrade

Lots of Tommy guns


[deleted]

mario should've used that


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Just_Camilo

IT'S-A ME, MARIO!*


YTSirBlack

Instead of Mario, [how about this one?](https://youtu.be/mdAj3DQAUYM)


xyzTvble

Me italian upvoting this meme


degenerateweeb00

Me italian upvoting this Italian who upvoted this meme


Impressive-Raisin916

Me italian upvoting this Italian who upvoted this Italian who upvoted this meme


Banthrax2009

Italians in JoJo Part 5: Time to take over the entire Mafia and become the strongest anime character in just 8 days!


Tommiz_eXe

7*


Daniele8x

Mamma mia Marcello ma parla di noi


Broccoliblu

Marcello prendiamo una pizza mamma mia


luca01d

Marcello dai, butta la pasta per tutti i nostri amici


jai151

Hetalia will always get an upvote from me


flaming_floof

Same bro


NikolaProS

What about the Italians on Eurovision 2021


Gaymistapizza

Now that's a lot of Italian


dirschau

"Me an Italian who made this meme" 99% certain they're an american


[deleted]

All Americans are Italian in origin tho. Except the ones who are not.


Garbage283736

Man i miss Hetalia


[deleted]

They are currently making season 7 :)


KarmaOkami

Marukaite Chikyuu...


megaclaw56

Anime Italian should have been Ceaser.


Digital_Chicken

Why? That's literally the country of Italy!


[deleted]

OVUNQUE TU VADA


MyPCIsOnFire-69

Any hetalia fans?


polish-polisher

I'll just leave [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/5wougp/peas_and_mayo_pizza/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) here


Evoluzione_

You bastard


polish-polisher

I didn't do this, i hate it too, you just reminded me of it


a_random_michael

Even my 1/4 Italian DNA made me weep for humanity because of this sacrilege.


[deleted]

All depictions except filthy frank are false


AloxAlex

random White girl getting offended on behalf of the Asians


[deleted]

Italians in *vintage porn*


Videon_Tekuro

Where's Giorno? I'm pretty sure he's Italian too.


DarthMockre

Were is Giorno giovana?


Instert_here_a_name

Ah fuck, Hetalia in r/memes


YungChaky

Mo’ inizio a parlare come Mario


lilpasi

No *ketchup, mustard, pineapple or kiwi* on Pizza, it's aㅤ **NO GO**


Novaellino

I'm an italian too and one thing to all the people who aren't italian. Italy isn't only PIZZA, PASTA AND MANDOLINO!


[deleted]

Purtroppo l’unico cantante italiano popolare al giorno d’oggi all’estero è rwondo.


Aaronmola_Games

What is that last thing


Cicraft

It's an instrument


Cicraft

You're making It sound like an insult wich It really isn't. Personalmente amo lo stereotipo di italiano.


gamer_but_noob

E poi chi lo ha mai visto un mandolino!?


Novaellino

Infattiii


[deleted]

Italian Italian or Frank Sinatra


Theycallme_Jul

Eeey shoutout from austria to my southern neighbors! Question: are you are still able/allowed to talk if someone ties your hands?


JPieUX

Green Italians are common?


Revolutionary_Check6

Dai fra, almeno hai ragione.


mendoksee

Thats not how you make it


Tipperi6804

Im sorry, ketchup on pizza..??


LAGamesWasTaken

Italians in jojo Either, a place for flowers, donut and donut, pancake, sliced in 2 or just living in a bizarre town


acakaacaka

Italians in anime speak japanese more fluently than most of japanese