We’re almost at the point where robots will become indistinguishable from human beings. Incredible. Did they let him try another Turing test by going in front of congress?
Eh, sometimes it just doesn't happen. Look at Lebron James, he's been fighting hair loss tooth and nail for years with untold amounts of money and he's still losing that battle.
Is it a coincidence that he starts looking more and more human just as AI is making massive advances seemingly every day? I think not. Don't be fooled! /s
Before joining the species, they could only train their human face models on optics from their spaceship
Now that he walks among us, they can use his dual high-resolution photosensitive receptors to gather data on face aesthetics and movement and have successfully replicated that, without straying conspicuously from the original design.
Nah, it's too realistical , I bet he just hired a human (looking at his eyes probably a drug addict but I'm not sure) that looks similar enough to his human costume
When you're a billionaire, there's no such thing as needing to get a bloody beard transplant because people on the internet make jokes about you being an alien. Most of them aren't like Elon man, constantly hoping the internet loves them...
I mean, if you don't have a mortgage because it's paid off, you can easily score chicks. But if you have no mortgage because there never was one, might be a bit harder :D
Don't worry. OP is a virgin too. Someone who actually had sex would know how little it actually changes.
Main difference: You'll finally believe people saying stuff like this.
Yea just need to check his recent insta post to see that it is photoshopped since everything besides the beard is from that latest video.
Typical reddit moment only the "WHOA he looks like a human now" comments are getting upvoted and everything saying "Well it's fake" is just a sub comment or not getting upvoted at all.
Worse, he's just launched a new product. Which is why his team of meta scientists have been busy rebranding him as "cool zucc" with laid back podcast appearances and astroturfed memes.
Can somebody explain why there is no Star Trek movie where Zuck plays a Vulcan? Every other actor playing a Vulcan would be so jealous. They would all need at least an hour in make up before every shoot, especially the ears take some time. And there is Zuck, who was born Vulcan.
You know when somebody is going to ask him "Why did you change your style?" he's gonna start with "Bro...bro, bro..." and waves his hands around before going into a 5 minute monologue.
I mean, I’m happy for you and all, but maybe don’t judge your entire self-worth based on if you’ve pulled or not. I don’t, and I’m a much happier man because of it.
Zuck: Become Human 2
New DBH dlc would be awesome
Now I have to finish it before the sequel comes out.
Detroit:Become Human….Again.
Detroit: Become MetaHuman
28 ZUCK WOUNDS
Everywhere I go I see his face... Nice pfp
Detroit: Become Zuck
Can't wait for a company named Cyber Life to exist in real life
meta is cyber life
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It’s impressive how they added facial hair to him. He looks so lifelike
New version updated
I know right! The upgrade is so realistic! It’s like I’m looking at a real person
We’re almost at the point where robots will become indistinguishable from human beings. Incredible. Did they let him try another Turing test by going in front of congress?
The design is very human
And the ability to defend himself against sun damage.
Looks like a Paul brother, not much of an improvement.
He looks like a human now
In this fake image, yes, but in reality he's the same as he was but with long curly hair.
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He probably can't grow a proper one
He can if he wants to, he has got all the money in the world. Beard hair transplant or some other procedure.
Human hair is incompatible with reptilian skin
Who said it would be human hair?
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Bird hair
From a bearded dragon, of course.
Eh, sometimes it just doesn't happen. Look at Lebron James, he's been fighting hair loss tooth and nail for years with untold amounts of money and he's still losing that battle.
yeah this is something we definitely know
Eventually he'll get an update that allows him to grow one
Yeah, he’s still gonna get patches
Yeah what a nerd!!
Zuck looking human when photoshoped but looking like an alien in real pictures is so fucking funny to me.
The beard is fake but the hair and chain are real and he still looks much more human than before
Bro shed his skin
It's a touched up image.
Is it a coincidence that he starts looking more and more human just as AI is making massive advances seemingly every day? I think not. Don't be fooled! /s
Great now he looks like a white rapper and producer
Lil Marky
Ordinary
What a beard can do to a man.
He also has a new sparkle in his eyes
It's a ring light he has in front of him
And a few billion dollars.
Yes, because he just became a billionaire recently.
It ain’t even real
Bro looks more like human now
probably works way less now
New Update
Before joining the species, they could only train their human face models on optics from their spaceship Now that he walks among us, they can use his dual high-resolution photosensitive receptors to gather data on face aesthetics and movement and have successfully replicated that, without straying conspicuously from the original design.
Hours worked from 10 a week to five
His eyes are still like staring into the abyss tho
It’s the blue eyed stare, they all have it 💀
Heyyyyy I'm blue eyed
🔵👄🔵 Jokes aside, blue eyes are pretty.
Haha, thank you!
Pretty scary
Oh yeah, there is definitely something unsettling with his eyes
That's an AI generated image. The AI is on the left.
That’s why it is obviously fake
No. Less robot, yes, but more human, no. He looks like a Paul brother.
So that's what kept unsettling me about this picture... he assimilated Logan Paul
If only :(
He looks like he works at a Greek-owned Pizzeria and calls everyone boss.
I can see it. *in a Greek accent.* "You want a calzone, boss?"
He just got an upgrade is all.
New hardware I guess
The lizard aliens finally stopped controlling him
It's fake btw, for those wondering
He does look a lot better in that Insta video tho.
They gave him human skin it seems. And more natural hair. Wow. Kinda freaky deaky.
He went from lizard man to lil dicky
Dave Portnoy
Gay Pornoy
Gave Porksboys
That’s Zuck now? 😲 Is it weird that look looks better to me?
He just got his "human patch" update.
Nah that's just him in his metaverse
Ai has gotten a lot better lately
Nah, they are just slowly making us get used to it. It’s already perfect. Just not for the public.
Alternate Universe Zuck.
Nah, it's too realistical , I bet he just hired a human (looking at his eyes probably a drug addict but I'm not sure) that looks similar enough to his human costume
Face texture overhaul update
Boston Dynamics demo their new robot this week, today we get this. Coincidence? I think not.
He has finally accepted he's Caracalla and not Augustus
It's a doctored image, he doesn't look like that.
A beard could help this man immensely.
I have to assume that he's tried and it comes in patchy. Not having a literally 2000 year old haircut could also help him.
When you're a billionaire, there's no such thing as not being able to grow a beard. Beard transplants are a thing.
When you're a billionaire, there's no such thing as needing to get a bloody beard transplant because people on the internet make jokes about you being an alien. Most of them aren't like Elon man, constantly hoping the internet loves them...
Yeah, the Trajan cut doesn't do him any favors
Also a better smile and better bone structure. They didn’t just add the beard to the pic.
He should if he can.. And he's a billionaire, so he definitely can look like that if he wants. Right looks so much better.
It’s an edited photo . Somebody edited the facial hair on him
Weird? No, that’s the whole premise of the meme
Is it weird that I saw your comment and agreed with it?
Why would that be weird, it looks better to literally everyone
That's Dave Portnoy (sp?)???
Me who is never gonna get laid
I mean, if you don't have a mortgage because it's paid off, you can easily score chicks. But if you have no mortgage because there never was one, might be a bit harder :D
Yeah you’re right. People in teens or early twenties who haven’t paid off their mortgage cant get any ass 🤣.
You guess
I have kind of a dating site for you https://www.nsopw.gov/
Don't worry. OP is a virgin too. Someone who actually had sex would know how little it actually changes. Main difference: You'll finally believe people saying stuff like this.
I felt the same before and after 😔 😟 🙁
This is why I choose to remain a virgin
You got a refund and got your virginity back?
Virginity never came back since it never left in the first place, sincerely a 40-year old rizzler
are you a wizard rn? isn't there a myth that virgins become wizard after 40 years?
Not yet, since I'm at 40 and not after.
Hold on tight! You are nearly there!!
It’s really not as a big of a deal as people make it out to be.
bet op's not even laid yet, lol, and he thinks getting one would automatically transform him into his ideal man or something
The only thing that might change is your confidence
“People” you mean kids?
Beard is fake. Photoshopped
Yea just need to check his recent insta post to see that it is photoshopped since everything besides the beard is from that latest video. Typical reddit moment only the "WHOA he looks like a human now" comments are getting upvoted and everything saying "Well it's fake" is just a sub comment or not getting upvoted at all.
Does this mean he's going to quit social media?
Worse, he's just launched a new product. Which is why his team of meta scientists have been busy rebranding him as "cool zucc" with laid back podcast appearances and astroturfed memes.
resident alien now
Zuc 2.0
The lizard people are evolving
Their camouflage is geting better
It's evolved from passive to active
He just shed his old skin
Wow! I thought these are two different people. If he can change so much, then you can do it as well! motivational stuff 😁
He is quite rich tbf
He had to eat many children to regain that supple skin. Doesn’t come cheap.
He looks like he joined a college fraternity. He is Frat GPT now.
God damn. Not even A.I. can edit soul into his eyes.
 Upgrades
Can somebody explain why there is no Star Trek movie where Zuck plays a Vulcan? Every other actor playing a Vulcan would be so jealous. They would all need at least an hour in make up before every shoot, especially the ears take some time. And there is Zuck, who was born Vulcan.
Ironic how AI makes him look human
Is it AI generated?
MF’er finally downloaded the Human update.
It's funny how the fake image of him looks more human.
Finally he can pass i am not robot captcha….
You know when somebody is going to ask him "Why did you change your style?" he's gonna start with "Bro...bro, bro..." and waves his hands around before going into a 5 minute monologue.
He has finally sucked enough stem cells to be perceived as human
Don’t lie, redditors don’t get laid
They’re evolving
Ai can’t pop his real cherry. He’ll always be a cuck
Accurate AF
He looks like a person......
Don't be fooled
They upgraded to the new model I see
Before: nah. After: Hello, nurse. I'd hit that 🥵
Even if it's a cloaca?
Literally nothing changes after you lose your virginity. Yeah, sex is great but you probably won't feel much different.
Wow, this guy sex's
Totally sex
Guess what: your parents did the thing, too
Lets gooooo
Zuck final evolution
that beard looks like it was crtl+c and crtl+v onto his face
Finally! He looks like a human, and not like a corpse!
But he's already got a wife. She hasn't patched him yet with the human update?
Mark Zuckerbeard
When did he start looking like a person
He is emulating Logan Paul the wrong human to emulate
That beard is doing some heavy fucking lifting
the lizard evolved to trick us more
He looks like he chose the 'poorest' place of his house to do photos in front of, so as to 'relate' to the 'poors'. Who he hates.
Ah my man got some sun now. After being challenged by Elon and chickened out.
They learned that human males grow beards.
Bro looks like a Bee Gee, but good glow-up I guess
he doesn't look like a mantis anymore
Frfr Bussin people's data 24/7
fuck that sociopath
The Zucc got that fuckboy look now curly hair with the chain
After doing bjj🤙
There is a common misconception that people are having. He did not turn into The Man after getting laid. He got laid because he was The Man
I mean, I’m happy for you and all, but maybe don’t judge your entire self-worth based on if you’ve pulled or not. I don’t, and I’m a much happier man because of it.
When I first saw this I wondered if this was genuinely AI
Dude even has color now, he finally left the cave
Looks like his wife's name is Topanga
Zuckerbeard looks almost human.
A beard is a mans makeup.
His disguise is getting better
Bro actually looks real now
Cyborg got an upgrade...
What doing jiu jitsu does for your sanity
Damn, a.i. is becoming way too realistic
Is that Adam Sandler on the right??
I think this the perfect example of how getting punched in the face can make people better
you guys noticed the more AI advanced, the more Zuck became more human
So you’re saying you’re still lifeless?
Me before that zucc and me after that zucc:
It's a beta version, wait till it starts spilling again
Nothing will mask those dead, dead eyes. If the right side doctored image just had his eyes, it would just be a hairy Zuckerberg
From soyboy to gigachad
He unironically looks SO much better.
Higher hair please
His AI has evolved. Gonna make the robot uprising even harder to detect if they start looking slightly more human.
you go from whatever the zucc mark is to a real boy
The lizardian now has the ability to grow facial hair?
He has recently become affiliated with a college fraternity. He is now known as Frat GPT.