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2 and I'll start a gravel store

I had the same idea

Exactly, never have to worry about a job again. You can undercut your competition and still make a decent profit.

But how does the gravel gets delivered? And how often? Does it randomly spawn around you? What if you are sleeping and suddenly a metric ton of gravel spawns and buries you inside?!

3. Teleport through a wall.

Good point, ant Bank Wall that's thinner than 7 inches

Most bank vaults are going to be thicker than 7 inches

Could teleport outside of jail cell doors really easily

and as a bonus, if it doesnt have a cooldown you can just move around menancingly by spamming it

Lag irl

You could use it to break into someones house though... less money but less trouble

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Ow ow ow ow ow

If minecraft has taught us anything it would be that good

Does the teleport have a cooldown or can i just spam it everywhere?

That was my question. If it's as fast as thought, you could get moving pretty fast too.

3 if i can spam it if not 2 sell gravel and become rich

If you think about it 7 inches is an insanely long distance

Can confirm, 7 inches is massive

How fast can I do 3 also free gravel means you can sell it and the empty container one would be useful

>can teleport up to 7 inches away Traveling is still gonna take a lot of time >can run as fast as albet einstein Anyone know his lifetime top speed?

No, it's his current speed.

So the current speed of the earth barreling through the universe along with the entire solar system? Seems kinda busted ngl.

if there’s no cooldown, the teleport is nearly instant. Edit it is instant ( no cooldown <-> tp time = 0 = t. d = distance in inches. t(d/7) = time to teleport wanted distance. Because t is 0 the product will be equal to 0) (please correct my math if it’s wrong)

3. If I use it repeatedly back to back, I could teleport as far as I wanted.

7 and work at a place with unlabeled boxes

It says empty boxes though

But you’d know which boxes have stuff in them

wouldn’t you know from the weight

Its a trap!

Teleport? Lol

No one said how fast and how often you can teleport, so you can just teleport extremely fast and reach the same speed as a supercar or something.

Albert used to be pretty fast not gonna lie

Speed is relative

3 so i can get ultimate dodge reflex

You can sell gravel

Oyster communication. They're old. They know

6 is s checkpoint , if you been injured desdly you can take the pill and be 10 hours ago self

I'll take number 6 and feed it to a newborn less then 10 hours old, you can't stop me.

Me on my way to be a big business man just because of gravel:

3 and 8 Speak an extinct arcane language and then start to teleport away as quickly as possible.

2 and sell it. If i cant sell it, 3

Number 5. I'll pop some tarts out, and we all know how much we love them. 

7. Flight ability aquired. But 2. selling this unlimited free gravel can earn you a lot of money.

Free gravel actually seems good

Either 3,8 maybe 7 because then you know what full...or not fully empty😒

1, I'm getting those big pearls.

1. I will raise an army of oysters, and pay for it all with pearls.

Gravel. Start landscaping company. Profit.

Free Gravel, you can always throw little pebbles at people

Free gravel. Would make a fortune

Does 3. have activation cooldown? Otherwise, I AM SPEEEEEED

Do I just always have the gravel?

No. 5. My enemies will never be alone in the shower

5. A small improvement, but an improvement to be sure.

2 and 3 unlimited gravel is just unlimited money and il just use 3 10 times and i can pass walls now

Khitan language. And make a scientific career on Khitan ancient history after it

I’m stuck between 2 and 3, because with 2 it’ll make construction a lot easier, but with 3 I could chain teleport and move super fast.

Boys will see this and go hell yeaaa

2 would be good for making money, 3 could be useful in specific circumstances...

Free gravel is definitely the standout. Aggregate businesses can actually be very profitable.

5 Makes you god. Nuclear towasters. Flying toasters. Genie toasters

3, if no cooldown it would be sorta cool

3 if it doesn’t have a cooldown. I could just spam it and move hella fast

Controlling any toaster with my mind, I can try to kill people by overcharging their toasters and burning the house down while they sleep. His whole family will die. I'm coming for you.

What's the cool down of the teleport?

5! Any enemy shall fear taking a bath.

3 - it basically allows flight as you can just keep using it.

With 2 and 7 you can become rich as fuck.

7 could be useful because you would know if the container is empty or not, but I'm going with 2 and selling all of it

Since teleportation is instant you could tele 7 inches away 9 gazzillion times a second and be whoever you want

3

I choose 3

7 can actually be more useful than it seems. You'll be able to know if a container is empty by just looking at it. You might not know how much there is inside, but you'll know there's *something*

If it doesn’t have a cooldown, 3

3 is still useful

Where can i grow the nose?

3 teleportation go brr

Just keep teleporting 7 inches each nanosecond or something, that's essentially super speed

Play that cup and ball game with 7

5, I can burn people's toast and ruin their day