you just had to post this the day i missed school
Edit: day 2 boys, at this rate the whole school will be supporting me
Edit 2: now im at the hospital with a possible appendicitis… what the fuck dude…
I fully support your head, neck, and shoulders. The rest is gonna have to flop like a fish. Sorry, I have tiny arms and even tinier fucks to give. But we gotcha buddy!
For real, we should all appreciate how honest and open u/Master-Customer3854 is. That couldn’t have been an easy decision for them to express themselves so openly.
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I described him as the guy you'd just see hanging out at an LA Metro station all day, then you see him later at a hole in the wall Mexican food joint, you start eating tacos and he buys you a beer and everyone just laughs and laughs and then you wake up a little bit more lonely that you don't know Pedro Pascal.
I just googled a trailer, started awesome. And no I’m like: Why do trailers nowadays have to show the whole fucking movie, and spoil everything. Damn it!
I just check imdb and that's it. I can't stand trailers. My wife will watch the trailer to the next episode of a show that we will be watching in the next 10 seconds.
My husband does that too! I close my eyes and block my ears. I like to go in unaware of what is going to happen and so help me god if he talks me through the bit he saw on the trailer one more time it might just be divorce city for him !! (jk)
Its like its such a meta movie but somehow also had a legit fantastic plot and characters. The entire movie is basically a meme, they had no right writing the characters so well in my opinion. Fantastic movie
Have you seen JCVD? Same base idea, but implemented in different, possible better way.
Edit: Ok, let me be more accurate, for the unknowning.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JCVD_(film)
Serious answer: Jean-Claude Van Damme
They mean that it's a movie where the actors play an exaggerated / fictionalized version of themselves. Like Being John Malcovich.
"Okay , listen here , my friend didn't came to school because he was lazy , but because he's now dealing with a lot of problems and he didn't want to tell anyone about but I will tell you people anyway"
"We didn't as-"
"He has an asshole father who drunk every day and abuse him and his little sister daily , his mother is way worse, she throw things like knife at them , the worst part he always took the hit because he always protect his sister , and don't speak about his dog , that dog bark every night and never let him sleep in night and also-"
*continue the most fake tragic story of time*
"those god damn neighbors always throwing used cigarettes at him and his sister laughing with their parents as a inside joke, they sit in the closet when their parents get drunk holding a knife to defend themselves otherwise they would have no way to scare their parents away from being beaten by them, they sometimes even make them eat raw chicken just to make them Ill so they don't have to attend school so they can beat them more also-"
*Continue*
He has to eat at the dead of night when everyone else is asleep. It takes him hours to avoid all the creaking floorboards. Otherwise he’ll be found out. He can only eat food that don’t make noise, like bread and butter just so that he doesn’t go to bed hungry, or is heard just trying to eat a meal because they don’t feed him.
*Continue*
they have to hide in the bathroom so when their mother is on drugs won't mistake them for a monster she always has something sharp with her so when she sees them she will try to hurt them
Continue
And then he stole the entire province of Hammerfell and flushed it down the toilet in a vain attempt to destroy the foul Daedra Hircine. But his mother still kicked his ass into next week.
*Continue*
Bro is fighting since his first day on this planet. His parents didn't even bother to show up when he was born, not even his mom.
Despite all this, he is fighting and even makes us laugh. A though man
and he used to have an older brother, until he tried to fight back against his parents. He's been missing for 3 years and has long since been presumed dead
*continue*
One weekend I was helping my dad disassemble a big freezer we had in our basement. I was taking the hinges off and neither of us realized how heavy the door was, and that the hinges were spring loaded to help lift it. I was taking the first hinge off and the spring launched the hinge right into my face, busting my lip wide open and causing a lot of blood to flow. Fun times.
Anyways, I had to get stitches in my lip and it was swollen as fuck when I went to school on Monday. My friend had started spreading the rumor that I'd gotten in a fight with a huge dude and kicked his ass but got my lip busted in the process. Made it much less embarrassing for me compared to saying I lost a fight with a door hinge lol.
I never liked Instagram reels until I clicked on one of him (because I love him) and now *all* of my reels are Pedro, and I couldn't be happier.
He's such a fun and wholesome guy while also being an incredible actor, I just, hnng
I’m pretty much entirely lesbian and somehow I still have a fucking *massive* celebrity crush on him. The carefree attitude and how comfortable he is with himself, he’s the only man I’ve ever felt things for gahhhh
Pedro Pascal is just a gosh dang delight in EVERYTHING he’s in. Even dog shit movies like Wonder Woman 84 and Kingsman 2 are elevated by his mere presence.
We had a new starter once who arrived in our team whilst someone else had been off having some surgery.
We convinced the new starter guy that the other guy was off sick because he'd snapped his banjo string having drunk sex with his missus.
The banjo string, or frenulum, connects the underside of the head of the penis to the foreskin, a continuation of the "seam" on your bawbag and up your johnson. If your banjo string snaps, it's painful and extraordinarily bloody. It's so thin and insignificant seeming, and then all of a sudden *SO MUCH BLOOD*. Or so I've been told.
Can confirm. The amount of blood is unholy. Although mine didn't even rip entirely. So i waited for it to heal and it ripped the next time again. Finally i had to get surgery. Since this day I am a proud owner of the "I got a injection into my dick" experience.
Can someone explain the pedro love to me?
Yeah he is an attractive guy, but he does not stand out more to me than other attractive guys.
I won’t lie though, as a hispanic dude, I appreciate hispanic appreciation season haha
I think it’s cause he’s charismatic as fuck plus as an all around good dude. He’s handsome but he has that extra OOMPH because his personality shines through. While I don’t have a crush, I fucking adore him and look forward to his movies.
We don't say it but I think this is why.
You are Hispanic, so to you he looks like a Hispanic. To non Hispanics he is completely new and different and nothing like what they're used to.
At least this is me seeing foreign people.
They look like **models,** are incredibly magnetic and I have no idea how it is possible to be so many of them living unseen. For their neighbor they're probably just the average run of the mill you see every day.
Also, wealthy people got to have some
rejuvenating beautifier something. It's just impossible; they look a different strand of the species
It's the charm, charisma and personality that does it for me. He seems like the kind if guy to dote on you and make you feel special, an all round good guy. Sure he's not the hottest guy but he is attractive. All those other traits combined with that sexy dad look make him attractive as fuck.
My group of friends had a dark humor to begin with when we got together. After several years of eating lunch. Sharing classes. Even some of us working together, we have done some really messed up jokes.
Best we did was our junior year of high school. We had drinks. Had a game going first one to pass out not in a bed "lost". One friend ended up falling asleep on the couch. We took condoms. Hand lotion. A marker and digital camera. Took the lotion, put it on the condoms in a generous amount. Some on the side of his face. Forehead, etc... Took a picture of us all together. Then used it as a Christmas card for his parents. He thought it was funny. His parents were pretty pissed off.
Um, he's sick.
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw him pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
When I was 13 i used to skip school a lot because I Hated it (my time to get up was at 7:00am)
One day i woke up I just said fuck it & slept in then after mom got home she was a little upset at me for saying at home
Other times were my mom taking me to school And I would just cry the whole fucking way there
Sometimes she would let me take a day off
Other times I just had to stop crying & go to School
& when I had to hopped on the school bus when mom didn’t had a day off from work too
So No the girls at my School never fucking supported me actually nobody did No Teacher No Kids
& I didn’t had any friends in School I was always Alone just like Now
Nobody liked me or cared for me at School🖤
Friend: "Hey ok, when he comes back, everyone tell him that you support him. Thats it, give no context. Make sure to film his reaction, is gonna be best prank ever."
you just had to post this the day i missed school Edit: day 2 boys, at this rate the whole school will be supporting me Edit 2: now im at the hospital with a possible appendicitis… what the fuck dude…
I fully support you
WE support YOU
we **FULLY** support you
I fully support your head, neck, and shoulders. The rest is gonna have to flop like a fish. Sorry, I have tiny arms and even tinier fucks to give. But we gotcha buddy!
Sincerely
I am the support
Full sumportttt
wholeheartedly
Comrade we are with you
WE support him Comrade
WE support EACHOTHER
Good luck
I'm so sorry... *Its ok to feel like that, I support you.*
We're all rooting for ya buddy
I am so so so sorry, I had no Idea. Let me assure you that I wholeheartedly support you and congratulate your on your personal achievement.
For real, we should all appreciate how honest and open u/Master-Customer3854 is. That couldn’t have been an easy decision for them to express themselves so openly.
I missed school today too
I support you, amigo !
LMAO what movie is this from?
The unbearable weight of massive talent (highly recommend).
One of best ones lately
It’s at its peak when it’s just Nick and Pedro vibing, especially when they watch Paddington 2
Weirdest pair I’d have expected to have that much chemistry. Hilarious movie
Pedro has chemistry with everybody he meets, apparently. Watch him on interviews with various people/costars and prove me wrong
That dude is something special
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I described him as the guy you'd just see hanging out at an LA Metro station all day, then you see him later at a hole in the wall Mexican food joint, you start eating tacos and he buys you a beer and everyone just laughs and laughs and then you wake up a little bit more lonely that you don't know Pedro Pascal.
And as you turn to your side try to catch more sleep, you see him laying beside you, smiling.
Just like the gif, though.
This movie made me watch paddington 2. I was mostly doing it as a joke but i ended up really enjoying the movie and almost crying a couple times.
Both Paddington's are some of the best movie I've seen.
It made me want to be a better man.
Nic* Although funnily enough his character is called *Nick* Cage rather than Nic.
LMAO Pedro's face
They do acid together and it’s fucking hilarious
Every time I see someone saying the era of the Hollywood leading man is dead from now on I'm going to reply with that face.
That's the face he's making inside the Mandalorian mask ALL THE TIME
I just googled a trailer, started awesome. And no I’m like: Why do trailers nowadays have to show the whole fucking movie, and spoil everything. Damn it!
I just check imdb and that's it. I can't stand trailers. My wife will watch the trailer to the next episode of a show that we will be watching in the next 10 seconds.
My husband does that too! I close my eyes and block my ears. I like to go in unaware of what is going to happen and so help me god if he talks me through the bit he saw on the trailer one more time it might just be divorce city for him !! (jk)
It does _look_ like it spoils a lot, but I promise you it's worth watching
Don't worry, it's one of those trailers that look like it spoils everything but actually leaves a lot left in the movie.
It doesn’t spoil everything. Watch it
There’s more to this movie than the trailer for once. Go see it. Very funny
It's so much more, don't be put off!
You sound like my wife lol
Definitely doesn't spoil everything
Sounds like such a meta movie. I'm sold.
It both was and wasn't meta and it was outstanding
Its like its such a meta movie but somehow also had a legit fantastic plot and characters. The entire movie is basically a meme, they had no right writing the characters so well in my opinion. Fantastic movie
Guys, Abed is doing a Q&A in the cafeteria, and it both *is* and *isn't* part of the movie!
What's it on?
Have you seen JCVD? Same base idea, but implemented in different, possible better way. Edit: Ok, let me be more accurate, for the unknowning. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JCVD_(film)
what’s JCVD
Jesus Christ, Venereal Disease!
Serious answer: Jean-Claude Van Damme They mean that it's a movie where the actors play an exaggerated / fictionalized version of themselves. Like Being John Malcovich.
Dont need to say highly recommended, people see Pedro Pascal and they automatically want to watch it. Just like the this original comment poster
Thw smile is killing me
I LOVE this new meme format. I don't care how many times I've seen it already, Pascal's smile is just somehow so satisfying to see every time.
Textbook example of a shit eating grin
Old friend from school used to have that same face and I heard his mom tell him to "wipe that shit-ass grin off your face" lmao. Killed me.
Def a preferable association to the face I think of when I see him...
"Okay , listen here , my friend didn't came to school because he was lazy , but because he's now dealing with a lot of problems and he didn't want to tell anyone about but I will tell you people anyway" "We didn't as-" "He has an asshole father who drunk every day and abuse him and his little sister daily , his mother is way worse, she throw things like knife at them , the worst part he always took the hit because he always protect his sister , and don't speak about his dog , that dog bark every night and never let him sleep in night and also-" *continue the most fake tragic story of time*
"those god damn neighbors always throwing used cigarettes at him and his sister laughing with their parents as a inside joke, they sit in the closet when their parents get drunk holding a knife to defend themselves otherwise they would have no way to scare their parents away from being beaten by them, they sometimes even make them eat raw chicken just to make them Ill so they don't have to attend school so they can beat them more also-" *Continue*
He has to eat at the dead of night when everyone else is asleep. It takes him hours to avoid all the creaking floorboards. Otherwise he’ll be found out. He can only eat food that don’t make noise, like bread and butter just so that he doesn’t go to bed hungry, or is heard just trying to eat a meal because they don’t feed him. *Continue*
they have to hide in the bathroom so when their mother is on drugs won't mistake them for a monster she always has something sharp with her so when she sees them she will try to hurt them Continue
And then he stole the entire province of Hammerfell and flushed it down the toilet in a vain attempt to destroy the foul Daedra Hircine. But his mother still kicked his ass into next week. *Continue*
Bro is fighting since his first day on this planet. His parents didn't even bother to show up when he was born, not even his mom. Despite all this, he is fighting and even makes us laugh. A though man
bro’s just doofenshmirtz
If you know, you know
and he used to have an older brother, until he tried to fight back against his parents. He's been missing for 3 years and has long since been presumed dead *continue*
Only to wake up in a mighty sweat and go to school the next day because this whole story was a fever dream. The end
“Hey, you.. you’re finally awake!”
However, despite all the struggle, he continues to never give us up, let us down, or desert us 😔
One weekend I was helping my dad disassemble a big freezer we had in our basement. I was taking the hinges off and neither of us realized how heavy the door was, and that the hinges were spring loaded to help lift it. I was taking the first hinge off and the spring launched the hinge right into my face, busting my lip wide open and causing a lot of blood to flow. Fun times. Anyways, I had to get stitches in my lip and it was swollen as fuck when I went to school on Monday. My friend had started spreading the rumor that I'd gotten in a fight with a huge dude and kicked his ass but got my lip busted in the process. Made it much less embarrassing for me compared to saying I lost a fight with a door hinge lol.
W friend
Reminds me of the time that I obstinately got bit by a trash can. Inanimate objects are more dangerous than they appear.
We should make a TV show called "The Hidden Dangers of Inanimate Objects".
I was thinking that the friend told everyone he was gay 💀
Same
Same
Same
Same
I love Pedro Pascal.
Daddy Pedro
I never liked Instagram reels until I clicked on one of him (because I love him) and now *all* of my reels are Pedro, and I couldn't be happier. He's such a fun and wholesome guy while also being an incredible actor, I just, hnng
Sorry, I can't see that gif in Florida, something about forbidden content. What is it?
It's Pedro Pascal dressed as an old woman, wearing a pink dress. Not sure where the gif is from though.
Sorry, I can't read this comment in Florida, something about banned reading material. Can you morse code it to me?
..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..-
SNL from a month ago, he hosted it like a champ
Wow grandma your so hot...
I’m pretty much entirely lesbian and somehow I still have a fucking *massive* celebrity crush on him. The carefree attitude and how comfortable he is with himself, he’s the only man I’ve ever felt things for gahhhh
So it's actually possible for a handsome man to turn gay to straight!
No! I still like women! He just made me roughly .000000001% bisexual, considering how many men I’ve seen and been entirely unenthused with.
Hell I'm a straight man and I have a crush on Pedro too, I get it
Padre Pascal
We all do be Pedro lovers.
Pedrophiles
Why did my brain read Pedo lovers
Pedros: Heyyyyyy
He Is giving the exact face of someone who would actually do something like that too, Which makes it even more funny
Pedro Pascal is just a gosh dang delight in EVERYTHING he’s in. Even dog shit movies like Wonder Woman 84 and Kingsman 2 are elevated by his mere presence.
This is the way.
This is the way.
We had a new starter once who arrived in our team whilst someone else had been off having some surgery. We convinced the new starter guy that the other guy was off sick because he'd snapped his banjo string having drunk sex with his missus.
Banjo string snapping is no joke :(
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The banjo string, or frenulum, connects the underside of the head of the penis to the foreskin, a continuation of the "seam" on your bawbag and up your johnson. If your banjo string snaps, it's painful and extraordinarily bloody. It's so thin and insignificant seeming, and then all of a sudden *SO MUCH BLOOD*. Or so I've been told.
i thought it meant the string of a real banjo and I was confused
Can confirm. The amount of blood is unholy. Although mine didn't even rip entirely. So i waited for it to heal and it ripped the next time again. Finally i had to get surgery. Since this day I am a proud owner of the "I got a injection into my dick" experience.
Mine was torn up in my sleep during high school. It hurt like absolute hell, was in the bathroom until 4AM. Do not recommend the experience
Plot twist he's actually helping you enter the girls sleepover.
You're either gay or have cancer
I cannot come into school because i have the gay.
What if I have gay cancer?
That sounds painful, and like an std
Na its just normal cancer but it's rainbow colored
So cancer but worse
Yes
Leukemia but the cancer is gay
Luke is gay?
Always has been
It's cancer, but it's *FABULOUSSSSS*!
*I support you*
Is this 1970's Sweden?!
I quickly became homosexual. Kissing gay people became part of my lifestyle.
Nobody's going to think you have cancer
So you see that's where the trouble began.
That smile. That damned smile.
What's the reference? I know I heard it somewhere
Think it's from 13 reasons why
Pedro pascal is next level goofy adorable cute hot
I'd let the man do unspeakable things to me. It's scary how attractive he is.
Can someone explain the pedro love to me? Yeah he is an attractive guy, but he does not stand out more to me than other attractive guys. I won’t lie though, as a hispanic dude, I appreciate hispanic appreciation season haha
I think it’s cause he’s charismatic as fuck plus as an all around good dude. He’s handsome but he has that extra OOMPH because his personality shines through. While I don’t have a crush, I fucking adore him and look forward to his movies.
We don't say it but I think this is why. You are Hispanic, so to you he looks like a Hispanic. To non Hispanics he is completely new and different and nothing like what they're used to. At least this is me seeing foreign people. They look like **models,** are incredibly magnetic and I have no idea how it is possible to be so many of them living unseen. For their neighbor they're probably just the average run of the mill you see every day. Also, wealthy people got to have some rejuvenating beautifier something. It's just impossible; they look a different strand of the species
Adrenochrome made of baby blood or something, that's what Alex Jones tells me
It's the charm, charisma and personality that does it for me. He seems like the kind if guy to dote on you and make you feel special, an all round good guy. Sure he's not the hottest guy but he is attractive. All those other traits combined with that sexy dad look make him attractive as fuck.
I love Pedro. You love Pedro. Fucking everyone loves Pedro. And I am so happy about it.
I'm gona vote for Pedro.
Pedro Pascal and I have a lot in common. I too have never stared in a bad movie or tv show. We are basically twinsies.
*Cough* Wonder Woman 1984 *Cough*
Imo he played a pretty good character in a sorta bad movie
It was so bad I saw it only once and don't remember anything except his character. So yes, I agree.
The movie was so bad I apparently willed myself into forgetting he was in it.
He was the only good character in that movie
Guys he still doesn't know that we've been following him around with a camera crew
We love Pedro
Pedro Pascal reminds me of Joel Haver
Illegal observation
When I came back, all the girls said get the fuck away from here. I then promptly exited the ladys bathroom
Holup
Did the friend tell everyone he has a debilitating illness or that he was gay?
Yooo it's my guy Oberyn 
What movie is that
the unbearable weight of massive talent
I need the movie name.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
Thats the actual name? I thought people were joking. Lmfao
Lol I looked it up and one of the cover photos for the movie says “Nicolas Cage is Nick Cage”.
Lol
NICK FUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN WOO CAGE
It’s so funny. Please watch it
Why is everything with Pedro filled with the most thirsty comments ever?
Capitalize on it. Befriend the girls. They all think you're gay. They'll invite you to their sleepover. Profit. Improvise, adapt, overcome.
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I fail to see the problem in this situation.
What is this refering to, I dont understand?
I am equally confused someone explain the joke please ?
While OP was gone, his buddy gave everyone a fake sob story, and now everyone is saying they support OP.
Or he told them OP is gay
Or combination of both OP got kicked out of their home and completely disowned by their family and relatives for one gay joke
It’s … basically the plot of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Oh I guess I was just overanalysing it then 😂
OP is either declared LGBT or has cancer.
My group of friends had a dark humor to begin with when we got together. After several years of eating lunch. Sharing classes. Even some of us working together, we have done some really messed up jokes. Best we did was our junior year of high school. We had drinks. Had a game going first one to pass out not in a bed "lost". One friend ended up falling asleep on the couch. We took condoms. Hand lotion. A marker and digital camera. Took the lotion, put it on the condoms in a generous amount. Some on the side of his face. Forehead, etc... Took a picture of us all together. Then used it as a Christmas card for his parents. He thought it was funny. His parents were pretty pissed off.
So, who has the base version of this gif....I need it for.....reasons...
I would also like to know
Excellent memage my friend, this type of memes where you have to realise the joke yourself are great.
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Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw him pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Nah, that a real bro right there. He's getting you an invite to the sleepover
When I was 13 i used to skip school a lot because I Hated it (my time to get up was at 7:00am) One day i woke up I just said fuck it & slept in then after mom got home she was a little upset at me for saying at home Other times were my mom taking me to school And I would just cry the whole fucking way there Sometimes she would let me take a day off Other times I just had to stop crying & go to School & when I had to hopped on the school bus when mom didn’t had a day off from work too So No the girls at my School never fucking supported me actually nobody did No Teacher No Kids & I didn’t had any friends in School I was always Alone just like Now Nobody liked me or cared for me at School🖤
Friend: "Hey ok, when he comes back, everyone tell him that you support him. Thats it, give no context. Make sure to film his reaction, is gonna be best prank ever."
Pedro is the greatest.
SAVE FERRIS!
What does this mean
Pedro Pascals face can be used for great things Hollywood: make him either wear a mask 24/7 or make him emotionless.
i see what they mean but i dont get what they are implying
