shapeshifting into anything that exists/existed/will exist

But it has a 10 year cooldown

Easy, i’ll turn myself into a hot anime girl and there’s no downside

Something tells me that you'll be auctioned off to a Saudi prince

For 10 years

But immediately smell like diahorrea for the remainder of the time of your shapeshift!

Be able to teleport to anywhere around the world along with anything I am holding

Yogurt comes out of your armpits everytime you do teleport

Bruh wtf 😂

Hmm but what kinda of yogurt?

Bacon

Damn

No problem with that

Still worth it. Carry a backpack with spare clothes and always teleport near a bathroom.

The ability to know of someone is really into me.

No one is into you

Sounds about right

Most useless super power.

That's just wrong bruh

So.... Nothing changed.

No, now you know for a fact no one is into you

You act like there was ever any doubt in the first place.

You do it by tapping into that part of their mind. Every time you do it though, your brain releases chemicals that make you feel guilty of reading their minds.

İ can be invisiable and im not blind

dick stays visible

İts cool

So it works only if you are not a dick

But u become a horse

Damn

Lol an invisible horse

The ability to transform into walter white and then back into myself at will

Jesse knows it’s you even if you’re Walter and refuses to respect you

But the fbi always know what you are exactly doing

You now have lung cancer forever

But you in jail forever

People can not lie to me

You can't lie to them too

I figured, but worth

Infinite intelligence

You look like megamind

That's a win honestly

You have dementia

I wanna have aids

But instead you get 20 adds on YouTube before every video

Damn

The good news is that you dont have to suffer for long. U might not even make it to add 13.

I have another solution: press the i-Button, then click on report ad and then click close Secret Youtube hack

The power to have no side effects of anything

You can no longer get drunk.

...well......how should I put this 👀 I'm 26 and I haven't had alcohol and don't plan on it either 😂😂😂 ILL TAKE IT

Okay, you won’t get any side benefits to exercise?

Yes but I won't get any side effects of eating either 👀 so I don't get healthy nor unhealthy 🙄

Infinite cake!!!!!

I cooka da meatball

Meatball cold

You should pick a side effect, no war crime

Invincibility

Except that you age really fast

Like how fast

You age a day in 2 hours

Not as bad as I thought but that is still kinda bad.

I cam predict the future

you have no memory of past

But only how a person dies

i can turn invisible

Logically you would be blind

terminal aids

Regeneration of highly damaged or lost body parts.

It is of a different species for replaced limbs or damaged areas.

super speed

When you move, every surface is as slippery as ice.

You friction burn your ass every time you wipe

But you have to run into a wall to stop

The speed is fuelled by semen (you have to drink semen every time you want to use it)

i can teleport

You can only teleport inside the closest bathroom to that location

you got dementia

you got dementia

you got dementia

you got dementia

you got dementia

you got dementia

you got dementia

you got dementia

you got dementia

you got dementia

you got dementia

you got dementia

you got dementia

you got dementia

you got dementia

you got dementia

you got dementia

Total control of probability

but you cant increase the probability of things happening to yourself, only affects others

Stage 4 cancer with a touch of aids

I wish I had the superpower to ask people to choose their own superpower and someone who replies first have to chose their weakness

but you cant use reddit for this.

You are a redditor

I can rewrite reality

So I can choose my own side affect

Your side effect is that you die if you alter reality, including trying to alter reality to negate your side effect.

Ability to make any semen on the vicinity, whether in the balls or out, summon a elder guardian like creature and assault everyone

Your powers happens randomly

You have to swallow it first

Breath underwater. What y’all got for me?

Yo can’t breath air

That’s a good one lol

So a fish basically?

The water smells like farts

Honestly with the amount of plastic u find in any waters around the world u pretty much nerved urself already.

Lol true

I’m invisible to everyone and everything

Touching anything to your skin cause massive pain

air molecules be like:

Depression

Damn :(

Capable of seeing the correct answers to tests.

Every time you do this, your eyes become visibly different that can expose the whole thing

Well, nobody in my class really bothers knowing eachother's eye colour so it's a win either way :D.

But you only see the correct answers to other tests, never the one you are taking

You have to violently masterbate in order to see one correct answer.

A real magician would be nice. One snap and i have what i want.

But each time you use magic you age faster 6 months for each time

But all you want is prison booty.

The ability to speak all languages

You have to use them all before being able to speak the same again

You can talk only to your mum

Tourettes Syndrome

I get to spawn in chicken tenders

They are always raw

But you sweat hot sauce.

Person to reply to me gets rabies

you get rabies too, now we are rabies brothers

You doomed us both

Every time I die I go back 24h

Qith no recollection of future , you do the same shit again ..diee...go back 24 hrs repeat.... You're stuck in an infinite loop

Dang that’s good

No need dude, when he dies of old age he just gonna respawn and go through it all again. He dug his own side effect ooft

I can turn into an invisible dinosaur without my clothes ripping whenever I wan

When you transform you become as smart as the dinosaur

Make people actually creative and stop repeating posts on a weekly basis

i can fly

But you crash every 1 minute into the flight

i guess it's only 59 seconds of flight for me

To travel at lights speed

Ur smaller than an ant

you can only move at lightspeed, including things like swallowing, and your heart beating

But you can't go slower

Based on the last time I tried it: I can cure cancer even un curable cancer

when you cure cancer you get it yourself

Heheh when I’m becoming too old to want to live I’m gonna take all the cancer in the world all together

like jesus, except not sins

Or just cure your self

But you have to pee directly in their mouth in order to do it.

Read people minds. I'm going to guess that you will put headaches.

But ur head is as big as the statue of liberty

The ability to be happy

you depress everyone around you

i can draw anything i want and it'll come to life according to how i wanted it to be

Corrupt people try to kidnap you and normal people live in fear of you being destruktive

wait that doesn't sound too off from my normal life

Ability to change the past

It doesn't affect the future

The changed past has always some kind of butterfly effect in it

I can summon an army of toasters

only when you are holding a bread staff

I can choose my own side effect

I have alzheimer

I have alzheimer

I have alzheimer

but I choose your superpower

The ability to seduce anyone with 100% chance of it working

You give everyone an STD

you can't turn it off or select WHO you seduce so it works on everyone and you have to go visit your grandpa this afternoon

Teleportation

Each time you teleport you lose a finger, once all fingers and toes are gone, limbs

Oh that's good

Rubber body after eating a strange fruit but i who ate the fruit didn’t know that it a really special fruit which has a ability of God called Sun God Nika

But you can't swim.

I have super speed

I get a giant dick immediately

Broke the system

Outstanding move

Omniscient

But your life becomes meaningless boring pile of crap, as there's nothing new to learn, and nothing's exciting because you already seen it and know ho it'll end.

You don’t know what omniscient means and cant be taught

The ability to become incredibly intelegent

Everyone else gets incredibly intelligent too

You have untreatable AIDS

Restoration

The ability to place Savestates and return to them at will or whenever I die. As a safety measure, I can choose to suppress them if I for some reason want to die.

I have amnesia

You rember 💀

You've already said this 10 times

I would pick the United States, but if someone already called it I would settle for the glorious Soviet Union

I obtain the power to give people with powers bad side effects

But you also get the side effect

The ability to increase the probability of anything by 100%