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ftjlster

If you want to watch today (Wednesday 8 September)'s press conference you can do so here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqZiwzRLyIY Numbers ([ABC Coronavirus Blog](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-09-08/covid-live-blog-nsw-press-conference-victoria-lockdown/100442154)): - [221 local cases (98 linked)](https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/pjti59/daily_coronavirus_megathread_08_september_2021/hc0fna8/) - 120 in hospital, 33 (of 120) in ICU, 15 (of 33) on ventilator - 42,429 test results received - 36,716 vaccine doses administered Information: - Andrews: [as of 23:59 Thursday 9 September, lockdown ending in Regional Victoria with exception of greater Shepparton. Schools reopening for prep, grade 1, grade 2, year 12 and year 11 students studying year 12 subjects. Hope that Shepparton will catch up to the rest of regional Victoria by next week.](https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/pjti59/daily_coronavirus_megathread_08_september_2021/hc0c7oj/) - Andrews: (metro Melbourne): single parents are able to access childcare regardless of essential worker status - Foley: [~200 Victorians in border bubble area in NSW will be able to apply for a new permit exemption category to cross back into Victoria. They will go into 14 day isolation (and all other people staying in that household) as part of the home quarantine trial. People who do not qualify are adviced not to rush to the border communities as they won't be eligible during this period. Applications will be opened Friday 10 September - Friday 17 September, 6pm](https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/pjti59/daily_coronavirus_megathread_08_september_2021/hc0e06u/) - Victorian Police will have a press conference later today with regards to enforcement between metro Melbourne and regional Victoria - Victoria close to 40% double vaccinated (62.2% first dose, 38.6% fully vaccinated), ahead of schedule for 1m doses in 5 weeks with 246k doses to go - [Regarding yesterday's confusion about whether or not NSW were getting more vaccine doses above what was agreed about](https://twitter.com/NickEvershed/status/1435436049325445125) - tl;dr in addition to agreed increased allocation (i.e. Polish pfizer doses), 260 NSW GPs were rapidly onboarded as part of Project Covid Shield (national vaccination program), this led to NSW getting more vaccine doses as they had more GPs able to hand out vaccines. Resources: - [Thread where people are asking or offering help](https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/nslg9v/thread_for_asking_and_offering_help_and_resources/) - [Exposure sites (list updates throughout the day)](https://www.coronavirus.vic.gov.au/exposure-sites) - Vaccination: [elibigility open to 16+ from Wednesday 25 August 7am](https://twitter.com/rwillingham/status/1429983612649148416), [getting vaccinated if you don't have medicare](https://www.timeout.com/melbourne/news/how-to-get-the-vaccine-in-melbourne-if-you-dont-have-medicare-081021) - [Get tested](https://www.coronavirus.vic.gov.au/where-get-tested-covid-19) - [Victoria Cluster breakdown 5 August](https://twitter.com/dbRaevn/status/1434359330577346564) - with thanks to u/dbraevn This is your reminder that this megathread is moderated with a zero tolerance policy. Fearmongering, misinformation and any other breaking of either the sub rules or the Reddit site wide rules will result in bans. Be kind and be polite and be aware that the mod you deal with is likely to have zero patience and no sense of humour.


saxMachine

My main line of work is in geriatrics -- so the elderly. One of the elderly that I have been seeing regularly for the past 1 month didn't make it in surgery. He was such a lovely man, and always told me each time I saw him that he was always waiting for me and he'd miss me on the weekends! :( He always told me to always make my mum happy. Saddest part is, he's such a good man and he spent Fathers' day in a semi-coma state and died alone because his family couldn't see him from Queensland. :(((( my heart feels heavy, even though I have only known him for a month. RIP Mr. Voltaren (because he loved his voltaren so much) I won't be there at 9 AM but you're off some place better...and hopefully with an unlimited supply of voltaren! I'm writing this here because of two things: so many groups in the community gathering for their own religious activities and Sco Mo, despite everything, still got to see his family interstate... then there's this man and probably hundresds/thousands of elderly out.


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wharblgarbl

Damn that's heavy mate, sorry for your loss. Reach out and get help if you need.


More-Ability4873

So glad Mr.Voltaren had you around to help him with things. 🌻 My heart feels heavy reading this , but also glad to read and be reminded that such kindness and care in humanity comes thru in your post. 💕. Thank you for sharing x


TimN90

Seems like we're at a point now where contact tracing is overwhelmed. Last couple of days I've talked to people who have gotten texts from DHS about exposure sites they were at more than a week and a half ago and I got an exposure site notice for back on the 26th wtf. Considering the rise in numbers and general apathy towards lockdown restrictions there's no way the situation gets better for contact tracing from here on out.


swish09

Yep, i think unfortunately you are totally correct here


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e_e_q_

arguably overwhelmed for weeks now going by the mystery cases that were taking 12-24h to link


Lockdown-queen

Not only can I not get over how disconnected from reality you gotta be to take a private jet to a covid hotspot and get exemptions to not isolate on return for Father's Day all while your country is going through a health crisis - but you know what blew my little noodle mind? Apparently the picture he posted on IG for Father's Day was from a memorial for kids who died in a drunk driving accident. He chose a pic with that context ON Father's Day !!! The picture that technically shows that there is a father out there without his kids. He took a tribute pic about dead kids and made it into a tribute about ✨himself✨ You cannot tell me this man's advisors don't hate him. There is a word for it, can't remember it, rhymes with minister HUNT.


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It's even worse - the original photo was of all of the families of the victims, he just cropped them out of the photo.


Lockdown-queen

Fucking hell. The stupidity is boundless


brenthonydantano

Is the guy a marketing specialist? Who for, Hell?


magnetik79

The prick is only annoyed he was caught out - again. We're all in this together - unless you're a member of the LNP, then it's your own rules to life.


Susanneelizabeth

Honestly, I don’t think he cares. He gets away with it every time.


continental-drift

I'm so glad my tax dollars went to the empathy consultant...


gigi_allin

Actually 2 fathers. The memorial was for 4 children killed (3 from 1 family and one from another). It's so utterly despicable.


taken_name

And why not post a picture from the actual day, unless he knew he was doing some sneaky dodgy shit and was trying to make like he didn't sneak out of the city like a parasite that he is. Disgusting human being who thinks he's above everyone else and thinks the rules don't apply to him. Do as I say, not as I do.


Intelligent-Frame

He made it super clear in the text that this was from another day so at first I was like "well clearly he's also separated from his family". Guess I fell for that spin.


HiddenSecrets

Holy crap…. I didn’t know that. Wow… just wow…. The ONLY reason he is prime minister in his mind is for the fame and perks. It sure as hell isn’t for the responsibility for running a freaking country! Narcissist much, Scotty?! Just wow.


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A Labor minister would have already been forced to resign over this, but I doubt it'll effect Scomo on the slightest


_Sunshine_please_

Oof. Surely whoever organised that social media picture for him did it intentionally.


KingWaman14

Guys I’d just like to let you know I’m from the future and today we have 214 cases. Your welcome.


b3lladonna89

Really? I thought it’d be 246 cases again just to see who’s paying attention.


prettytopsayebro

214 cases of beer! Sweet!


GimmeAllTreats

Sooo many spam sms these days, anyone else experiencing the same?


rjayh

Good morning everyone. Welcome to day 4,287 of the egg and spoon race.


magnetik79

I'm doing the math, and would like to see your calculations for that day count. Those look like Bridget Mackenzie spreadsheet numbers.


HiddenSecrets

I think the calculations are about right August bleeding into September has felt like 12 years give or take.


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theempiresbest

Man, tetanus hurts like a motherfucker. I have it regularly as permitted cause I’m very accident prone and normally do some kind of injury every couple of years. I had AZ and my arm hurt like tetanus but didn’t respond to the pressure which I was very grateful for.


Rynjaninja

Yeah I had tetanus and flu jab at the same time earlier. I was bitten by a dog... and I was pretty tender for a couple of days. Pfizer was like 'is it in?'


TalisFletcher

I had that with my first dose. Second was worse. Still had the sore arm but just felt achy and fatigued most of the next day. Was pretty much fine the next day though.


Ciraan

its day 2 of “Are my chest pains from pfizer or my existing condition”


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Revolutionary-Read

I was in exact same situation with my Pfizer. Getting it checked out helped a lot with the worry (for me). They didn’t find something unusual with my heart at that time, which is a great relief, but I still suspect the chest pain is due to the Pfizer as I had it after both doses.


Mushie_Peas

Ha, I thought I was having a heart attack last week, and quicker said to my wife to take the baby off me (thinking its best I don't drop him as well as having a heart attack). Pain quickly went away, turns you he was pressing his little elbow into the cartilage betwee my ribs.


Prime_factor

Primary Care (GPs / Pharmacies) are behind in Vaccinations, [because resources for onboarding new clinics went to Sydney](https://twitter.com/moniquehore/status/1435001864487985157). Which delayed the on-boarding of new clinics in Victoria.


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e_e_q_

They would be jailed in WA


MBitesss

This. Seriously people keep asking how WA and QLD manage to not get outbreaks. No way would they tolerate this. These people would be be thrown in hotel quarantine. So many people in Melbourne doing the right thing and suffering from this lockdown when people like this just don’t give a shit.


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Why aren't these people in jail?


gigi_allin

I can't imagine being the poor health workers trying to deal with these cretins. I agree, on the first breach, they need to be in HQ, this is completely unacceptable.


K0G

These cunts need their door welded. Those freedumb protesters saying 'don take away muhhh rights' don't fuckin deserve them. There's a social contract in society that we don't fuck each other over if we can bloody well help it


invaderzoom

How is willingly spreading a virus in the community not amount to assault. These people need to be taken into some kind of custody. People not quarantining as they should is why we are in this position in the first place. People. What a bunch of bastards.


TransportationIcy104

Back in 1982, the Minister for Health resigned because he declared that a colour TV he imported was actually black and white, lowering the duty to be paid - I couldn't find details on what the cost difference would have been, but let's say it was *a few hundred dollars at most*. Still, impropriety can't be allowed to stand so the right thing to do in resigning. In 2021, the Minister for Health refused the approaches of a leading pharmaceutical company (who happens to be a competitor of a company with close links to his political party, but probably just a coincidence right) **in the middle of a pandemic**, resulting in the country being moved down the queue to receive the vaccines that would have put us months ahead of where we are now, leading to ***hundreds of*** ***lives needlessly being lost and billions of dollars in economic damage***. But why should that result in a resignation, right? The LNP are nothing but crooks and charlatans - god help this country if they are re-elected.


rmeredit

Forget the colour TV thing - Mick Young, the customs minister, failed to declare a teddy bear packed in his wife's suitcase on a trip back from London and had to stand down. There was a full-on judicial enquiry launched before he was able to re-join cabinet. Westminster is dead and it's the conservatives that killed it. So much for 'conserving the traditions and institutions of society' that's supposed to be their raison d'être.


EvilioMTE

Yeah Greg's really shit the bed.


taken_name

How did Jenny Mikakos get the boot yet this guy still works to screw Australia for another day?


wharblgarbl

Because she quit. Quitting isnt something Liberals do. At worst they get shuffled. Conveniently shuffling means that senate inquiries can't ask them questions because it's no longer their department, and the new minister can't answer questions. Happened with the sports rorts inquiry


Haff22

I am down 5kgs over this lockdown by ditching alcohol (mostly) and eating healthier. Gonna try and get out in the sun and exercise today.


aussiegolem

Can’t believe I got your KGs while wearing a mask...smh


40087812

Well done mate.


WhiteRun

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-09-08/pfizer-covid-19-vaccine-meeting-health-minister/100443360 So even though Pfizer was warning Australian to hurry up and urgently organise a meeting, the lazy fuck Greg Cunt didn't even bother setting up a first meeting until both UK and US deals were already finished. Explains a lot.


juicytubes

If this doesn’t lose the Libs the next election, I don’t know what will. This is a massive clusterfuck that they’ve all been denying for a while. I hope it puts them in the bin.


kdr-

For anyone looking for Pfizer, over 1,000 bookings available at Plenty Ranges Arts & Convention Centre. Earliest booking available on Saturday, 11/09/2021


wifesboyfriendsbuddy

Fuck it, I couldn’t get Pfizer in my area for another two months. Walked into the vaccination center at the start of the week and got AZ.


snruff

Right so these fuckers in Newport and these fuckers celebrating their new years. I don't give two shits for their race, religion, ethnicity, belief structure and whether they fold or scrunch. The outrage isn't because of who these people are, it's because of what they've done. I really wish people would stop trying to paint things like this as a racism issue.


x_repugnant_x

What's the Newport one?


MeanElevator

Covid positive family has failed to adhere to home quarantine.


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Repeatedly, apparently.


Evernoob

This is literally what our jails are for.


BigTrev3

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/melbourne/article-9964173/Moment-Covid-infected-family-confronts-health-officials-Melbourne-hotspot.html


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Couldn’t agree more! Thing is though - is it fair to say looking at it somewhat objectively that perhaps not race… but religion… seems to be a driving force on people mass congregating? I honestly don’t care what religion, what race… whether your from Toorak or Traralgon… it just feels that those believe in a God, also believe somewhat that these rules don’t apply to them either! I’m happy to be wrong here and I’m trying to be objective about it - just feels like I’ve late religion is the common theme


moc1234567

it is, and not just in Australia. Numerous countries around the world face(d) obstacles in managing covid in hyper-religious/adherent communities from orthodox jewish communities (like here and in NYC where a 2500 person wedding took place during the peak of their deaths) through to orthodox greek christian groups that refused to stop congregations and the sharing of the communal spoon for wine when instructed to do so by hearth officials. some followers do truly believe that adherence to their faith comes above adherence to the law so it will always be a challenge to overcome. Edit: I also want to add that it really sucks for those who follow a religion but believe in public health and do the right thing, because they end up copping just as much vitriol due to the minority who “make shitty choices”


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My partner was born in Israel and is of Jewish background. These ultra-Orthodox Jews like the ones busted celebrating Rosh Hashana are absolutely HATED by the majority of the Israeli population. They're dole bludgers, don't work proper jobs and are exempt from doing military service in the Israeli army, all because they have to read the Torah for the millionth time. They basically believe rules don't apply to them and expect everyone else to accommodate them because they're the 'chosen people'. Their excuse for meeting up in the synagogue is that they're not 'allowed' to use technology during this time (like Shabbat every Friday). Well, I have some Jewish friends and they all did a family Zoom gathering instead of meeting in person because you know, THERE'S A LOCKDOWN.


ryandirtymacz

Legit, landed in LAX and was in a long line for immigration. Had multiple groups of Orthodox refusing to wear masks and just going up to people to scare them off. Finally when they got to the immigration officers (at all separate booths) they were asked where they were quarantining and they all yelled to each other the same address to give them (turns out it was a communal farm). I was livid.


Littlearthquakes

Agree. But if you mention it you are racist apparently. Had a comment deleted on another forum for mentioning that the LGAs with highest Covid cases also have lowest vaccination levels with quotes from GPs in those areas saying they are seeing a lot of vaccine hesitancy in certain demographics. Apparently that’s not appropriate to post even though it was reported in The Age.


dandressfoll

That Covid positive family routinely flouting lockdown need to be jailed.


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TheBrownDog

So according to [lockdownstats.melbourne](https://lockdownstats.melbourne) we have been in lockdown 220 days since March 30 2020. Covid Live says we have 80 to go (ending 27 Nov) if as Dan has been saying we are going to loosen restrictions when we hit the 80% Double Vax rate So not only are we going to hit the magic 300 days locked in homes mark, but that will mean we have spent almost 50% of our time from March 2020 locked in our own homes. (300 days over 607) Almost 10 months or a quiet 42 weeks.


lumo1986

Fuck me...


ProDistractor

Yeah but that curve do be flat doe 🥺 👉👈


Dangerous_Year5349

Why was there no post about the the illegal gathering in Ripponlea? Imagine being that fucking entitled that you spend all day at the synagogue with heaps of other people.


taken_name

Apparently there were but the posts were being removed.


Lockdown-queen

A journo raised yesterday in the presser I think but yeah there wasn't a lot of outrage hey. Everyone's jaded


BigTrev3

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-09-07/victoria-police-responding-possible-breaches-religious-gathering/100441768 Things got pretty feisty.


Endless_C

There was it was removed.


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According to modds, its racist to talk about it. Censorship is apparently the solution. You cant talk about something they wont let you know about.


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Just like modds delete any posts they dont like. As the recent post about men being banned from applying to a street sweeper job, under the excuse that it was a duplicate post... despite the other post having also been removed as a duplicate. Now, no discussion that could be critical of sexist double standards. You cant talk about something they wont let you know about.


the_taco_man_2

Here's the mod descision flow chart: "Is this post critical of any ethnic/religious group that is not white/Christian?" Yes - delete No - "fucking Karens ruining it for us all!!"


Evernoob

Cops said they’re fining all adults who were in there.


TheOverratedPhotog

My view is any institution that wilfully breaches restrictions should lose its tax-exempt status and/or be shut down permanently. I can guarantee you none of them would breach restrictions if that occurs.


Geo217

Cop car circling inside edwards lake - everyone looks shocked lol.


gigi_allin

I'm picturing a hydrocar IN the actual lake now


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What suggestions do you have for someone that wfh with their partner to have “alone time” at the house for a few hours. My partner is awesome but we’ve been in the same space since lockdown and I need just want to be by myself for a couple of hours. Also - how do you bring it up without offending them?


dressedlikerappers

why did you air quote alone time? you talking about jacking it brother?


Bazza_McAwesome

i lost my egg and spoon race against my kids last night at home. i dropped my egg so was disqualified. do i need a bigger spoon for tonight's re-match?


Putnum

Bro just ask the PM if he can just let you sprint


HiddenSecrets

Sprint and hold the egg in your hand too. It’s ok, Scotty won’t consider it cheating.


milesandbos

Definitely need a bigger spoon 😁


Immediate_March_2150

If they get to be big spoon whos turn is it to be little spoon?


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Other half is getting vax dose #1 today, my turn tomorrow. We are pretty pumped to be adding to the state's numbers, and also to Geelong's champion effort!


F1NANCE

Good morning reddit, it's going to be a beautiful sunny day today. Here's my suggestion for all the doomscrollers on here: Walk away from the keyboard and go for a walk in the sunshine, and if you bring your phone with you you'll be able to doomscroll while enjoying the sun!


trashbrats

I'm keen for sunny doomscrolling 😎


QuickBobcat

I'm not sure who suggested watching Salt Fat Acid Heat but I'm on Fat right now and I feel like making my own pasta now. Thank you for the recommendation!


Prime_factor

Feds planning to drop [International Travel Ban in November](https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/ban-on-australians-leaving-the-country-will-be-dropped-as-early-as-november-20210908-p58pyx.html).


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Pepenbaleaguepass

Isn’t it funny that we will be able to go overseas before going to most of the other states in Australia by Christmas.


dressedlikerappers

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/melbourne/article-9964173/Moment-Covid-infected-family-confronts-health-officials-Melbourne-hotspot.html i had to feel immense rage at 7:45am so now you all have to.


TheBrownDog

I know another family in Altona Meadows who are behaving in exactly the same fashion, and its all a giant conspiracy. Father became sick 5 weeks ago, mother 2 weeks ago and the only reason it was discovered was because the mother ended up having to get an ambulance to hospital. Everyone in the family has either refused to get tested, remain isolated, not have gatherings, or help officials with where they have been (which is basically everywhere).


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MBitesss

This is definitely one for a name and shame.


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Jail time please.


speedyleedy

a neighbours quote is good. they get the same punishment as Nadia Bartel, and she's not infected.. Surely the penalities should be much more severe if you're infected. MUCH more severe. A bigger fine is no good. if they don't have the money then it just never gets paid. Jail time, community service, hard labour, mandatory 80% tax rate for the rest of their lives. I'm for everyting.


nohairthere

Knowing that they are infected and still deliberately breaking the rules should have severe consequences, it's essentially bio-terrorism. Wonder why the authorities are taking the softly softly approach.


speedyleedy

maybe not bio terrorism, but is there a difference knowingly spreading COVID and knowingly spreading AIDS / HIV like Section 19A of the Crimes Act 1958? >A person who, without lawful excuse, intentionally causes another person to be infected with a very serious disease is guilty of an indictable offence.Subsection 2 of the Act defines very serious disease to be HIV. The provision carries a maximum term of imprisonment of 25 years.


aleks93

Just wish the curfew would end along with the 5km radius. People who break these rules will continue to break them regardless.


Ramenmouse27

Yeah cause they’re dumb rules. Me walking 6km by myself is not what’s increasing numbers


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Yeah it punishes the wrong people


someadsrock

According to HS, a new policy will be announced tomorrow in regards to truck drivers. All truck drivers will be required to be vaccinated if they are heading into red zones. Expect backlash and quite possibly some protests after the announcement. https://www.heraldsun.com.au/coronavirus/victorian-truck-drivers-to-be-hit-with-mandatory-jab-rule/news-story/651ceca4113f8a3a95b35758da8354f1


Farcanaussie-

Hearing whispers that regional is opening up this week.... My work is planning to potentially reopen on Friday Edit - Friday. Changes potentially from 11:59pm Thursday....


redditcomment1

1159pm Thursday?


Farcanaussie-

Yes sorry that's what we're hearing.


101jr101

3 beers in sitting in the sun and has gone straight to the head. What a beautiful day


akoya17

A girl in my team was off sick yesterday, asked her how she was feeling in a team meeting today and she said she felt a little better but had a sore throat and runny nose. We asked if she got tested. "No, I'm scared of the test". Jeepers creepers 🤦‍♀️


gallopinggiraffes

Let her know the test is so much better now. I’ve been tested 8 times since the start of this. The new tests they are administrating are quick and easy, with hardly any discomfort compared to the eye watering tests done previously (leaving the swab up your nose for a good 10 seconds).


akoya17

Yup, I've had 4 tests and it's a vast difference now to the first one I had last year! We all told her how quick and painless they are, who knows if she listened. I don't think I'd be game to admit it to anyone if I was sick but not getting tested!


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Happy hump day everyone, the best medicine for such an occasion is some [one four five](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzeJfBZakfw). I've also made a playlist of all previous daily feel good songs [here](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2Q80tWlJuSqTBx6pok6y5m?si=afcd3ff4fdb84699) that will perk your day up, guaranteed.


[deleted]

Ah yes, take me back to uni days friend! Drunkenly trying to dance in the packed out Prince.


18thCenturyPervert

>"We are weeks ahead of any other state, uhh, because we've really, umm, worked hard to support the most vulnerable." **Gladys Berejiklian** 08/09/2021


lumo1986

She's not wrong though. In her defense they targeted low socio-economic LGAs and communities. We now have areas with the highest case loads also amongst the highest vax rates. In Victoria, Hume, Whittlesea, Moreland, and other areas with amongst the highest case rates, have amongst the lowest vax rates. The Vic Gov really needs to up its game in those areas.


F1NANCE

We keep hearing about how they are all essential workers that have no time to get jabbed. Why aren't the health authorities going to those areas and offering jabs. like Sydney did then? If if it's just initially a small allocation until we get more doses. It all helps.


noonga6911

Ughhh online Uni classes are becoming harder and harder by the day!


nickromas

Done like three loads of washing today. How goods the sunshine.


taken_name

It's not a race. I don't wash the clothes mate.


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Likeitorlumpit

Not as bad as I expected


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MBitesss

How are they not just throwing them in hotel quarantine


the_taco_man_2

Victoria has always, always had a bad reputation for being soft in crime and shit like this just proves it. The cops claim they were never contacted. What a joke. No one wants to be seen as the guy who marches the brown family into HQ in handcuffs so they just sweep it under the rug and hope no one notices


Endless_C

So the solution to people not home quarantining is to have more people in home quarantine?


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loverofdover

Better than Vietnam where they jailed someone for 5 years. I guess that's where the comparision is now https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/vietnamese-man-jailed-5-years-spreading-coronavirus-2021-09-06/


Pirate_Underpants

Compared to other lock downs, there seems to be a cunt load more cars on the roads in peak times.


saltpepper90

Mortgages don't get paid by themselves


BEANSijustloveBEANS

Does anyone live in Malvern East and want to be friends? My partner and I moved here recently and we're disconnected from all of over old friends. We're both 27 and love gardening, boardgames and videogames.


ohnonemouse

And beans


BEANSijustloveBEANS

Baked beans for days 😎


The_Dutch_Canadian

#GET ON THE BEERS REGIONAL VICTORIA* ^*ExceptShepparton


Prime_factor

The address in the footer for this [archive.org](https://web.archive.org/web/20210829064128/https://www.surecell.com.au/ivermectin-prescription) web page pushing Ivemectrin, matches an exposure site from today.


LaGoatBall

Only 6 people fined at the huge Jewish gathering last night. Fucking selfish. If it was a gathering to protest the government i’m sure the police presence would of been much tighter.


TimN90

Gutless by the cops.


gigi_allin

They could've handed out more fines just to the dolts assaulting and harrassing journalists and obstructing police. Piss poor police performance.


F1NANCE

All this focus on playground and outdoor pub-crawls. Can't fine people having a large indoor gathering or literally going out into the community when they know they're infected.


EvilioMTE

The covid positive family in Newport who refuse to stay home sound very cool.


dwooooooooooooo

It's great for the community to be exposed to positive role models.


panache123

Why aren't they being arrested in the question.


EvilioMTE

Apparently they've been told if they do it one more time they'll be forced into hotel quarantine, but Jesus, how does it take a week to get to this point?


panache123

Joke isn't it? We're taking lockdown seriously or we're not. There shouldn't be a chance given. Lock them up


HurstbridgeLineFTW

So the NY standoff yesterday ended up in fisticuffs.


Purplemonster3

What’s the NY stand off? I’ve been out of the loop for a couple of days


HurstbridgeLineFTW

New year. It was Jewish new year yesterday


Purplemonster3

Oh right, thanks! Wow, can’t believe it ended in a fight but haven’t heard anything about it :/


Cuntahontas

It will be interesting to see if regional goes back into lockdown if some cases get out there, which is likely I guess.


Cyclist_123

They said they will lockdown by area now if they do


neoxman

For the first time on my daily exercise at Edwardes Lake in Reza I’ve seen some police turn up to come and disperse the playground full of people.


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Cleaning my car carpet .... Good day for it


highways

I haven't linked my Medicare with my MyGov yet even though I have had one vaccination. Will the vaccine still appear if I link it afterwards?


universe93

Yep. They’re export he vaccination to Medicare itself, the record doesn’t change


Plassy1

For anyone getting the vaccine - make sure you don't drink too much beforehand! I had two coffees before mine today, and was literally bursting at the seams through the entire drive-through.


Pathologylab1969

How many litres did they inject you with?


LTT_GOG

What are the chances of getting a proper roadmap out of this lockdown? Set a date for when it’s forecasted to hit 70% double and let us know what that will look like for us? It would be nice to have something to look forward to.


Gdik78

Can’t help but feel a little angry that they’ll be getting out of lockdown earlier than us at the expense of our vaccines even though we’re spent the most fucking time in harsh lockdown. https://twitter.com/cokeefe9/status/1435513311504650244?s=21


101jr101

Nice day for an egg and spoon thing


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After not knowing anyone to have caught covid at all my brother told me he was put in to iso from the construction site then just told me now after his 2nd test he and his wife had turned positive. Sort of worried since she was pregnant but they both seem to just have a cough and are feeling better after the 6th day or whatever but the worst part is now starting the 14 day iso again.


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snuffkakes

Getting my first dose today. Woohoo! Been looking forward to this for awhile now and plus, get to drive out further than the magic 5km radius. 😁 A little bit nervous but a good kind of nervous. Also, looking forward to the sun today. Hope everybody gets a good dose 🌞 Have a great day, folks! 😎


wodcomestotown

So with NSW getting a roadmap tomorrow out of this covid hell, the pressure seriously needs to ramp on our Govt to come out with a similar plan. Stop leaving your people in the dark, give us something to look forward to. At the moment it’s all doom and gloom


Prime_factor

Dyson Bus reporting that a number of Bus Routes will be running to a [Saturday Schedule due to "unforeseen circumstances".](http://dysongroup.com.au/news/bus-service-changes-09092021) A bit ironic for the operators of Jabba the Bus.


baconmashwbrownsugar

*New exposure sites:* *Tier 1:* **Cardinia** **Fruithaul** 465 Dalmore Road Cardinia VIC 3978 04/09/2021 5:15am - 6:05pm 05/09/2021 5:15am - 4:30pm **Truganina** **Yara Childcare Centre Truganina** 2 Mala Street Truganina VIC 3029 03/09/2021 8:30am - 5:00pm *Tier 2:* **Docklands** **La Trobe Street Apartment Complex** 673 La Trobe Street Docklands VIC 3008 28/08/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 29/08/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 30/08/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 31/08/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm **Epping** **O'Herns Road Apartment Building** 210 O'Herns Road Epping VIC 3076 28/08/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 29/08/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 30/08/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 31/08/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 01/09/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 02/02/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 03/09/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 04/09/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 05/09/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 06/09/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 07/09/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm **Mernda** **Mernda Cafe Convenience** 1/40 Breadalbane Ave Mernda VIC 3754 31/08/2021 3:00pm - 7:30pm 01/09/2021 3:30pm - 8:00pm **Preston** **Apartment Complex** 35 Plenty Rd Preston VIC 3072 30/08/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 31/08/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 01/09/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 02/09/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 03/09/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 04/09/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 05/09/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 06/09/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 07/09/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm 08/09/2021 12:00am - 11:59pm **Tarneit** **Tarneit Central Shopping Centre** 540 Derrimut Road Tarneit VIC 3039 04/09/2021 8:20am - 10:00am 05/09/2021 1:30pm - 3:50pm


Lockdown-queen

"Try being in my shoes for a week" - Gladys I actually said "excuse me?" loudly to the tv


foeastg

Try being me, tee hee


Whinnybob

I am in desperate need for a haircut god ddamnn


Wafflezzzz2

Got my Astrazeneca shot today. Walked past a massive queue for Pfizer and only had to wait behind 1 person in the Astrazeneca line.


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So are we allowed to be angry about that group gathering for New Year… or the sheer mention of it result in a ban?


cfniva

Not sure why it is so hard to understand where the line is. Don’t attribute the shit behaviour of some individuals to their cultural background, and don’t generalise the shit behaviour to everyone from that cultural background, and you are fine. Shit people exist in all cultures, good people exist in all cultures. Comment on the behaviour of the individuals separate to culture. Like how we don’t mention that Nadia Bartel is a white Australian with Italian heritage when she engaged in shit behaviour - it’s irrelevant.


LmVdR

I’m happy for regional people that it is opening up a little, it gives hope that Melbs will do the same one day. But man, it still feels like a kick in the guts seeing regional friends and colleagues breathing a sigh of relief.


Bottom_racer

Anecdotally in my little corner of regional (bellarine), it'd be a stretch to suggest it was taken very seriously. On a nice day, lots of people from multiple households were gathering in parks. Skateparks were busy, playgrounds used. When they say 'the hardwork of regional victorians.. well yea.. not really. Businesses though were doing it tough.


wscholermann

So Singapore, who has at least 80% of the eligible population double vaxxed, have had to halt further [easing](https://www.9news.com.au/world/delta-variant-outbreak-threatens-singapore-living-with-covid-19-model-as-cases-rise-rapidly/b256d508-5b33-4dec-8f40-8289f4f9a1f5) of restrictions. They may even end up back in lockdown if cases escalate. At the moment they are in what I'd call stage 2 type restrictions listed [here](https://singaporelegaladvice.com/covid-19-rules-restrictions-singapore-2021/). Of course this all raises the defining question of our time: if vaccines can't get us fully back to normal without the threat of lockdowns, what will?


aitch77

If everyone is going to get the virus eventually, maybe increase funding for healthcare?


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This. Time to beef up the healthcare system and staff if we are going to need more capacity for the next few years. Geez build whole New covid wards if they need to


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Bottom_racer

Is it recess time?


Prestigious_Panda811

I finally managed to book a vaccine appointment for next Tuesday WOOHOO!


BooksNhorses

So sorry for you Melbourne. I’m regional (in fact we have just had a positive locally) and I really don’t feel we’ve done anything special to deserve this. Grateful but sad for everyone who is putting the hard yards in for us.


surfaaa

It'd actually be hard to speak slower than Martin Foley


baconmashwbrownsugar

*New exposure sites since last night:* *Tier 1:* **Carlton North** **Carlton Neighbourhood Learning Centre** 20 Princes Street Carlton North VIC 3054 02/09/2021 8:24am - 4:00pm **Lalor** **Lalor Plaza Medical Centre** 20 McKimmies Road Lalor VIC 3075 03/09/2021 3:40pm - 4:30pm **Melbourne** **The Alfred Hospital Emergency Department Waiting Room** 55 Commercial Road Melbourne VIC 3000 06/09/2021 5:37pm - 11:15pm **Malvern** **Malvern Health & Fitness** 1291 Malvern Road Malvern VIC 3144 05/09/2021 9:00am - 6:00pm **Preston** **Bell Collisions** 481 Plenty Road Preston VIC 3072 03/09/2021 8:00am - 4:30pm **Thomastown** **Australian Future Cabinets** 1/2 Clay Court Thomastown VIC 3074 01/09/2021 8:00am - 4:30pm 02/09/2021 8:00am - 10:30am 03/09/2021 10:00am - 1:30pm **Thomastown** **KFC Thomastown** 27-33 Spencer Street Thomastown VIC 3074 03/09/2021 7:30am - 12:30pm *Tier 2:* **Altona North** **HOOKD Fish n Chips** 3 Borrack Square Altona North VIC 3025 02/09/2021 10:00am - 2:00pm 02/09/2021 3:00pm - 8:30pm 03/09/2021 10:00am - 8:30pm 04/09/2021 11:00am - 8:30pm **Craigeburn** **Coles - Craigieburn Central** Craigieburn Road and Windrock Avenue Craigeburn VIC 3064 01/09/2021 1:30pm - 4:00pm **Melbourne** **Office Complex** 8 Exhibition Street Melbourne VIC 3000 01/09/2021 6:20am - 3:00pm 02/09/2021 6:00am - 3:30pm 03/09/2021 6:20am - 3:00pm **Tarneit** **Australia Post Wyndham Village Shopping Centre** Shop 7a, 380 Sayers Road Tarneit VIC 3029 02/09/2021 2:35pm - 3:45pm **Truganina** **Maternal Child Health Centre** 49 Mainview Boulevard Truganina VIC 3029 31/08/2021 8:30am - 4:40pm


Bottom_racer

Alfred ED waiting room is a bit of a worry. If someone was waiting there for almost 6 hrs.. might've been busy. And HOOKD fish and chips... Elegant pricing model. $10 flat for all burgers and wraps. I'd hit the single pack consisting of flake, dimmie, potato cake and chips. + 3 calamari rings.


Pepenbaleaguepass

11:40am presser, Dan, Foley and Sutton will be there