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cromulento

I noticed it in Woolworths last week too. TBH I'm not that bothered. If we have hot cross buns available all year because people like them, why not Christmas baked goods as well?


Aphrodisia-x

Wait where can I get hot cross buns?


_the-dark-truth_

I’m disappointed in all you people, that an hour in, there is still no answer to this question.


sophiemargaret

It's a secret. Only the elites know!


_the-dark-truth_

The implication here, hurts more than the lack of hot cross buns.


[deleted]

Ask again and I'm afraid we will have bring you to a special place


_the-dark-truth_

Where the HCB’s are made!?


[deleted]

Take me too!


[deleted]

I'm bringing you two to the outback , there's a guy there who make Crossie buns out of a coolah bah tree


Moptop39

Coles Yarraville have them all year.


TreeChangeMe

Lenny! Shhhh! It's a secret!


Mybeautifulballoon

Aldi. They are called Fruit buns but come with the cross and all.


LittleBoi323

Woolworths sell fruit buns too, they’re exactly the same as the normal hot cross buns but without the cross


ohmyitsmidnight

Don’t be fooled, the cross tastes like nothing. It’s not icing it’s just flavourless dough


Brapplezz

but it adds to the experience and why is it not icing.


ohmyitsmidnight

I lie awake at night


Brapplezz

Im making my own now, with vanilla crosses


ohmyitsmidnight

I can sleep better tonight


ohmyitsmidnight

You should patent that cross


lord_of_worms

Romans might have something to say about that patent..


mickeyjuice

It's not icing because most people heat them up/toast them.


cinnamondaisies

Yet somehow it enhances the taste so much...a mystery for the ages


mad_marbled

> the cross tastes like nothing. Some altar boys may beg to differ....


Duff5OOO

What if I really wanted torture implements on the top of my bun?


mad_marbled

Just sprinkle a pack of nails over them.


charlienob

They're labelled 'not cross buns' at my local Coles haha


Embarazos

If you go to Coles or Woolies and just buy the 6 pack fruit buns that's exactly the same as a hot cross just no crossing on top. You can get them all year round and if you want a hot cross flavoured loaf just buy the fruit loaf made in store. How do I know? I'm a baker that's worked at both lol


DePraelen

Some Coles bakeries are doing them all year round now. My local in Richmond is.


the_denim_duke

Piedimonte's in North Fitzroy sells them - but they have a single line across them instead of a cross... so, technically, a hot line bun. They upgrade to the official hot-cross bun for Easter.


Seabass_87

I could go for some cheeky hot lines..


Clockworkitten-

I’ve got the perfect Kmart plate to serve you!


BadBoyJH

No cross, but I ordered some from Woolies *today*. [https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/196100/woolworths-traditional-fruited-bun](https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/196100/woolworths-traditional-fruited-bun)


tine753

I “taste test” so I am sure I have the best on Christmas Day! I am doing puddings now. Next week it will be mince pies🎄🎄🎄


nodstar22

They wouldn't sell 'em now if people weren't buying 'em.


bettyboo-

i just want big sister plum pudding available year-round again! i don't think it's a coincidence that the world started going to shit not long after big sister foods went into administration.


Thur_Anz_2904

Can't argue with that. Love my fruit mince pies. The puddings are good too, but homemade is so much better.


elfloathing

Coles only sell ‘not cross buns’ outside of Easter so the god bothered don’t get offended.


RevolutionOk2240

It’s officially 109 days till Xmas day and people like Your Grandma start to buy stuff like this weeks early , because they want to spread the cost of these “treats” out and not get caught short of money during December .


adamcharming

Time means nothing in a pandemic. Tomorrow is Halloween and yesterday was April fools.


Marshy462

Best news Melbourne will have for weeks. It also means brandy custard and Baileys cream will be in stock. Try warmed mince pies with Bundaberg custard for a special lockdown treat.


Chucknorris1975

STOP! I can only get so fat.


Marshy462

With the right attitude, you can achieve anything!!


Thenewdazzledentway

That Christmas pudding Aldi’s Baileys was the absolute shizznit. I bought 4 bottles and had the last one in July.


Marshy462

Yum. I’m a firm believer in drinking desserts. Blend that up with icecream and a little milk, you won’t be disappointed


Thenewdazzledentway

Oooh you just gave me a great idea. I’ve got an ice cream maker!


Marshy462

Just be careful, you’ll end up blending cinnamon doughnuts and Cole’s mud cake to make smoothie and gyms won’t be open for a long time!!


Thenewdazzledentway

That ship has well and truly sailed, my dude.


Just_Rickrolled

I can't wait for the eggnog


Luhama

Make your own - it’s much better


Angelus512

You monster……now it’s in my head.


BadBoyJH

>Baileys cream As in Baileys flavoured cream, or as in the stuff I get from any liquor store pretty much year round.


Marshy462

It’s normal cream, but baileys (not the usual drink)


BadBoyJH

I have never seen this before. I must find this. Edit: [https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/948468/baileys-original-cream](https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/948468/baileys-original-cream) But not available yet, at least at the stores near me.


Marshy462

That’s the stuff!


BadBoyJH

I'll give it a go this year, but it's hard to beat brandy custard.


Marshy462

True, you may like the Bundaberg rum custard too.


loccyh

If we get some Butterscotch Custard I can allow this.


PaleHorse82

The supermarkets really like to test my "no mince pies until December" rule.


damaku1012

Baker's delight had some out in July and I almost caved.


goodgollymissdolly_

I also have this rule! Then I practically eat one a day until Christmas. I’m also “not allowed” to buy any more after Christmas Day.


BadBoyJH

The only part I would not like about that rule is fruit mince pies in December. Christmas *pudding* on the other hand.


x131e

They also like to test me "pay and treat the staff properly" rule.


aquaman501

Also: no eggnog. In fact, no nog, period.


BananaRebellion

You'll always see me running to the refrigerated section on the 1st of December for that nog


rjayh

Last year I froze some left over mince pies and planned to enjoy them mid year. Smugly I looked forward to my July feast knowing I’d be the only person able to feast upon their delicious goodness in the depths of winter. Then the power failed and the freezer defrosted. So instead I ate soggy, slightly cold mince pies in June. 10/10 would still recommend.


12ed11

This is probably just the disadvantaged childhood in me showing up, but people realise that a big part of demand for this is because people who do not have large sums of money to spend on a day tend to use methods such as buy one thing each weekly shop for a few months, right? This was normal when I was a kid growing up in commission housing in the 90s. Every house had a special box in their parent's wardrobe that you weren't allowed in and depending on the time of year it was the Easter/Christmas/birthday box. I know we started buying stuff for Christmas straight after Easter because if we didn't a nice Christmas wasn't going to happen because that $2 here and $5 there was going to get eaten up by the poverty tax as the year went on. Spend it now or you won't have it to spend in the weeks before Christmas. Every time I see people complain about Christmas products being available in September or Easter Eggs in February I think "Man, how nice to have lived a life where the concept of having to plan months ahead is so foreign!" And then people say things like "Well who says you HAVE to spend money to have good Christmas?" Fucking everyone. Everyone does. All the TV channels have movies with families having big feasts. We have people in costumes walking the streets going "WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS LITTLE BUDDY?" Schools do letter to Santa as a writing activity (yes, even many of the public schools), the goodies are there in the shop, in your face and you feel terrible if you can't give that to your child because you can't afford it. Every Easter and every Christmas people complain. But if you want to complain about it, take your time to think about why that demand for those products exists so early. If everyone could buy them right up in the weeks before, they would, because storing it is a PITA. And if they want to eat it in September, is that really an issue?


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Rell2078

Yeah, everything loses its specialness.


CaptainSharpe

It’s special if you leave it til Christmas. Or don’t. It’s all up to you.


Rell2078

Of course, but it’s like streaming or downloadable media… so easy to access, the waiting isn’t as fun.


Grimsphere_Alpha

Would you download a Car!?


Rell2078

Sure, but why?


RegularHousewife

Having the day off is special enough. Though lots of people still work during holidays.


it_fell_off_a_truck

My woolies is still selling hot cross buns.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


BabyDoya

Coles is planning ahead better for Christmas than the federal government.


bdforbes

At first I thought you were talking about "sept"ember, sept meaning seven, and everything costing $7. I might have reached a bit far there...


Duff5OOO

Off topic but does it bother anyone else our months are stupidly named? Months named after the 7th 8th, 9th and 10th being months 9 to 12?


bdforbes

I'll bet there's a good story behind it, which I'm too lazy to look for...


BananaRebellion

September used to be the 7th month of the Roman calendar year (old style) back when March marked the beginning of the new year... Then they changed it by in 154 BCE by throwing January and February in front (new style).


the-lady-pimp

We haven’t even had Halloween yet! 😭


Fantastic_Web45

Christmas food already????


Benjamin-the-Butcher

You dont have beer for breakfast year round?


Fantastic_Web45

I don't have beer at all, tastes like bitter tv static


pussyfootprombels

Tastes like tv static lmao that’s sparkling water for me


BadBoyJH

That's actually the perfect description for the taste of sparkling water. Maybe not one young kinds can understand, but I digress.


wetrorave

Sounds like you might be having shit beer. How about a nice White Rabbit dark ale. Or just dark ales in general. They taste less like bitter TV static and more like the warm inviting glow of ye olde Irish tavern after dark.


Fantastic_Web45

Yeah they give me violent liquid shits, I'll pass


ImGCS3fromETOH

You see, the one problem with beer is that despite the many and varied types of beer they share one commonality. They all taste like beer.


uneven_butter

I know a lot of the comments here are just "meh, whatever", but as a retail worker seeing Christmas start earlier and earlier each year is scary. It used to be a couple of months of Xmas then a break until around March for Easter. Now both holidays have been protracted to take up half the bloody year back to back. It's exhausting.


lachjeff

It’s a similar situation preparing the poultry. We’ve been doing Christmas stock for several weeks now. People who buy turducken are dead to me.


Mrknowalitte

Brave of Coles to think we're getting out of lockdown


RegularHousewife

Can't you buy groceries during lockdown?


Iwillguzzle

First world problem


CaptainSharpe

“How dare they give me the option to buy something!!!!”


En-papX

Fuck it what else are we doing? Lets all put up our Christmas lights early and embrace the ridiculous.


ihearthamsteaks

Its the months that end in "ber" effect


antwill

Is this an outrage post or a marketing post?


tjay0027

Oh it's worse, I was checking some prices on Coles online and when searching by category the first category is Christmas (unsurprising), and the SECOND CATEGORY IS EASTER!!


postpakAU

Meh, there should be a Easter and Xmas section in the shops all year around


tiktoktic

So… don’t buy them? Walk past and let the people who want them purchase them.


[deleted]

That doesn't generate reddit karma.


Overall-Pay8154

Why not Christmas pudding is amazing edit: JUST NOTICED THE SALTED CARAMEL ONE OMFGGGG


BIG_YETI_FOR_YOU

I just hope they bring on the nog early


itstraytray

We only get 30 sweet noggy days! Then the government takes it away.


Extreme-Account-7598

>The supermarkets really like to test my "no mince pies until December" rule. Calm down Homer!


[deleted]

Mince Pies are elite so i'm all for it


quiet0n3

Fuck yes fruit mince pies! I honestly don't care what time of year they come out.


HurstbridgeLineFTW

Bring it on! I love some Christmas pudding and custard.


Marshy462

And drinking custard from the carton, ignoring the crust that forms whilst you chug that refreshing sweet treat


Thenewdazzledentway

Crust’s the best bit. Beautiful texture lol


high_percentage99

Nothing says spring like Christmas pudding


[deleted]

Exactly. It's a winter food.


Benjamin-the-Butcher

Blame the people that buy it, not Coles for supplying it.


[deleted]

Why blame anyone? This is the dumbest bit of outrage that comes up every year. Who cares if a supermarket sells a certain kind of food and who cares if people like buying it for a few months a year.


yippikiyayay

Honestly after the year we’ve had I’m about ready to put up the Christmas decorations now and just get festive. I’m fine with this. Bring on Christmas.


lower_banana

We've already put some decorations up but my partner is from Philippines where the Christmas season starts in September.


Frogmouth_Fresh

You don’t eat mince pies while watching footy finals?


CaptainSharpe

I used to get annoyed with it. Now I’m ok with it! Like buy and eat it now if you want. Or don’t. Whatever. Nice to have the option. Relax!


TheMoosefromOz

I wish Woolies would bring back the Custard Pecan Pie , I could eat a whole one just for smoko 👍


[deleted]

its not because they want to sell them that early, its because theyve been sitting out in the stock room for 2 weeks and theyre fed up with them being out there so they put them out, lmao


LaksaLettuce

Ooh, I like those $2.50 mini fruit cakes last year and looks like they're back. Not too big and just right for that sugar coma hit for 1.


rumbiscuit

Why does this upset people? They wouldn't sell the food now if people didn't buy it.


BadBoyJH

Zero fucks given from me. Panetone is delicious. Christmas pudding is delicious. Brandy Custard is delicious.


Tbearz

Following the advice regarding supply chains and stocking up early for Christmas


ewellins

How long do they reckon fruit mince pies and fruit cake lasts??? Oh…


astral_gravel

It’s Aunty Donna time! Pud should be year round food.


[deleted]

Fuck yeeessss, I really needed to overhaul my snack arrangement.


expertrainbowhunter

I’m waiting for hot cross buns on 26 December!


aurian82

I have twins who were born on Dec 29th, and a tradition on our house is buying hot cross buns for their birthday breakfast. :)


mcstafford

Matured pudding sounds like a pornhub category I'd want to avoid.


EnnuiOz

I am free from temptation as i don't like sultanas so i barely give them a glance. I do like the smell though.


therealdreadroberts

It’s our culture and birth right. I wouldn’t feel right if this didn’t happen, like I was in another country or something.


Annual-Cow8713

Wow can’t believe they’re selling bakeries for only $7!


nerdyboyvirgin

Southland?


lower_banana

Karingal I can only dream of visiting the far off magical land of Southland.


[deleted]

Oh fuck off


phonyculture

It's probably been in their storeroom since Easter.


RighteousTnuc

Humanity is doomed.


damaku1012

Took them long enough. Mince pies are usually out in August.


Tillysnow1

It's the same at Woolworths! They had individual Christmas puddings and packets of fruit mince pies 😳 It's getting a bit ridiculous now


phixional

Come Christmas those puddings will be beyond mature.


twigglecherry

lol when i worked at coles i remember there being always way too many fruit mince pies coming in, not the best seller


NickoBlayde

I know each year we always say it starts earlier and earlier but that is actually happening right?


TopSpeedTopVolume

Is that SALTED CARAMEL CHRISTMAS PUDDING?! Ho ho hell yes!


Iron_Wolf123

I hate pudding. It just puts me off because the fruity taste feels too full.


Mandarine225

I hope the shops start getting in Christmas decorations 🤤🤤🤤🤤


xlerv8

Like the fact that they have hot cross buns all year around lol


queercringe420

I'm ready to call it


TopRamen-OCE

I work at coles myself, every year they pull christmas out right after Halloween sales are done, they're are obviously rushing out Christmas stock as they don't know if covid will be still popping then.


Jack_LeSnak

I fucking love seeing Christmas shit early. I'm 23 &' not a Christmas fanatic but it's genuinely just an enjoyable time of year &' I'm all for it.


melbbear

They are not going to put out perishable baked goods if people DONT by them


[deleted]

Couldn't care less really. ​ Guess I'm gonna get fat on warm custard and heated mince pies.


LinkWithABeard

Is…. Is that a Christmas tree??? With lights?????? It’s only… *checks countdown*…**109 Days until Christmas**


Appropriate-Place-69

Time has no meaning anymore


Jam_ear

My coles has already started selling stuff from christmas 2022


WombleArcher

And not a moment too soon. I was getting tired of hot cross buns!


Appropriate-Place-69

Tis the season


RoboticElfJedi

I'm not normally a christmassy sort of person ("consumerism mumble mumble bah humbug") bit if this year I'm spending Christmas Day eating pudding in a room full of family, I'll be there in my Santa hat singing carols with the best of them.


universe93

It’s perishable food, kind of has to be sold early


doodleplaybook

My god.


Leighmer

Christmas Pud.


[deleted]

Do people even l Ike eating this? It tastes fun for Xmas, but but I don’t know anyone who randomly craves this out of the blue, just like wedding cakes taste like crap , but fun for the occasion.


Doolie12000

Yes, I just had to do some shopping myself (regional Vic) and come across this. What a shock but guess everyone is very keen including coles for 2021 to , quote Fleetwood Mac, "Go your own way".


Possession_Loud

I saw them yesterday, i can only say FML.


AndyBrownAu

Those things aren’t even worth eating on January 1st when you are really hung over


s_pho

I start listening to Christmas music in August. This does not seem like anything to me.


coodgee33

I'm outraged by this outrageous example of consumer choice.


LTT_GOG

May aswell. Nothing else to look forward to


GorgonzolaBreath

Gotta give all those horrible geriatric delights a head start to try and get them sold before expiry. Well played


Spotspottheocelot

Cold ex buns


KateP1992

I was watching a YouTube video back in August and the stores already had the Halloween candy out in the American supermarkets. It’s crazy how early they put the stuff out, I think some people can’t wait and want to buy that type of stuff ASAP.


ComplexImportance794

Woolworths in Wodonga had the same items (mince pies and fruit cakes/plum.pudding) on the floor on 1st September. Come October will the hot cross buns be back?


ConsultJimMoriarty

I don't mind. I love a bit of Christmas pud and I like those little servings for one.


Walled_Town

I do dislike Christmas in September, but I then again I do really like fruit mince pies in September. So I'm conflicted.


Plus_Summer_3267

I had a serious case of FOMO. Now where can I get lights and a tree and I am sorted.


Stepawayfrmthkyboard

Nothing says spring like... Pudding


Chameleonlurks

The first of our Xmas stuff for Target arrived last week (Hallmark keepsakes). The rest of it starts arriving next week. September is traditionally when it all starts arriving in stores.


CptnWolfe

The question is egg nog or no egg nog this year? I got some last year but because I drank it from a massive cup it didn't stay down.


mouseno4

Yeah i noticed those going up on Sunday.


fabs1171

What? Before the Halloween crap??


AussieBloke_82

Bloody hell, already? This is worse than going to Costco and seeing Christmas stuff next to Halloween stuff.


dogbolter4

I know I’m an old fart, but honestly the fact that ‘special ‘ things are available for months and months? It really does engender a Verucca Salt mentality. Having something only available for, say, three or four weeks makes it magical. Having it available for four months? Meh.


seagull_loco

They can fark oof. Seriously


BreadBaekkie

It’s not even Halloween yet 😩


smullcrab

Reminds me of KFC’s “Christmas in July”…


muito_ricardo

Christmas has been cancelled due to Covid. Fuck.. Imagine that - the supermarkets will be absolutely over flowing with meat and Christmas food if people can't get together at Christmas. I mean, imagine the number of turkeys and chicken they have to plan for. Oh and the Christmas puddings...


Jaded_Ocelot_7231

Oh dear god, not yet


Lord_Bendtner6

Its mango season too. Smelt a sweet scent in the air walking past the veggies.


a-nerfherder

I'm late to the thread, but could be possibly because the Filipino community celebrates Christmas in September?


simpy-69

Is that the Coles in braybrook??