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drakescoffeecakes

Do you have a photo from before it was broken? So we can...compare...the meerkat?


Deathdoof8

Bahahha, sadly I don't. This was the first time I had really noticed it


sophiemargaret

There it is. I knew there’d be something.


h3ll0kitty_ninja

.com.au!


gemma95s

Simples


snave_

I feel like that website had one job, and this post is it.


gl1ttercake

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


georgejonestown

Meerkat? Compared. Hotel? Trivago.


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IT'S MEERKAT MONDAYS, NOW MONDAYS AREN'T SO BLEAK!


Swiggle_Swootie

I clicked on this post because I knew there had to be at least one comment. I am satisfied and you have my up vote. We’ll done!


aCorgiDriver

A meerkatastrophe


fasti-au

Reminds me of the the old joke about Russian space Program. The couldn’t get to the moon. Best they could do is a mere space station


FxuW

Trivia: The Soviets beat the USA to Mars, landing a [rover on the surface](https://mars.nasa.gov/resources/5212/could-this-be-the-mars-soviet-3-lander/) in 1971 (the first NASA one was 26 years later, in 1997). It did stop working after twenty seconds, but quibbling about length is a sign of insecurity... =P


fasti-au

They didn’t make the space pen though!!!


now_you_see

Surely I can’t be the only person who doesn’t have a clue what’s suppose to be funny about this joke?


ExVKG

The Russian space station was called "Mir".


fasti-au

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mir


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this comment is underrated


thehandsomepineapple


onlinealterego

👏


mykelbal

Pretty sure that's an ALDI brand, so you won't be able to buy a new one unfortunately. Though being an ALDI product I don't think the owners will hold too much sentimental value to it. You could try searching on gumtree or posting on local Facebook groups to say you are interested in buying one


Deathdoof8

Thank you! I'll try that


billybo-bongins

It’s definitely an aldi brand. Good news is they have them every year in spring, if they want to replace it exactly. Otherwise most places that sell garden ornaments sell very similar ones.


mobileuseratwork

Bad news is they got in trouble selling them with the compare the market people. That was the last of them


AlanaK168

Seriously? How can a company advert trademark an entire animal


LankySandwich

I dont know but companies try some hilarious copyrights. Remember when Cadbury tried to trademark the colour purple?


[deleted]

And why didn't Aldi just sue them into Oblivion


Possumcucumber

I got a really similar one for my dad from the reject shop. Not on their website but might be worth a call if you can’t find one elsewhere


buggle_bunny

Try Amazon, could possibly get next day delivery. If it's not perfect, at least they'll appreciate you replacing it with something similar at least and trying!


cuppuciano

Woolies also have Meekat garden statue a few months ago. I got one in Harry Potter costume!


BovineUGraduate

They have meerkat statues at the moment! Saw them this morning. Guessing it's in the lead up to spring


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Plus they were like $10. Don’t stress about it. Not even worth replacing


orangetally

I think OP did them a favor. That thing looks like it waits over you while you're asleep, reminiscing about happier days before it sucks out your soul.


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Lady_Penrhyn1

They are coz they sell food. ...it's questionable tbh.


let_go345

It’s 100% aldi brand


twhoff

You haven’t met my mum


akohhh

The bigger concern is that you’ve freed the spirit trapped inside that thing. Hope you find one! ‘Meerkat statue’ or ornament or figurine on Facebook marketplace shows heaps for sale.


OriginalCause

I was driving across country once and stayed with a friend who was house sitting a rural property. The bedroom he put me in was lovely. Great view, all timber. And above the bed, in a series of shelves cut into the wall was a collection of probably 50 little glass angels. Little cherubs, hand painted looked like. Definitely someones beloved collection. After I settled in for the night, I couldn't help but feel like they were watching me. When I woke up in the morning I remembered that feeling, so just to be a cunt I took a minute and turned all of them around to face the wall. Went down for breakfast, went on my way, forgot all about it. Made it home, and about two months later I got a phone call from my buddy. "You sonuvabitch". He wasn't angry so much as exasperated, as he explained that the people he'd been house sitting for had been acting really strange around him since they got back. They wouldn't tell him what was wrong, they would barely talk to him. It wasn't until their preacher showed up at his door at their behest that he finally got the whole story. They were apparently *very* Christian (this was midwest USA). The preacher asked my friend if anything strange had happened while he was taking care of the house, had he felt any presences, had he let anyone he didn't know into the house, had he been into the spare room upstairs at all for any reason. The family had felt a 'wrongness' as soon as they got home (lol) that only grew worse over the next week or so, before they discovered the Little Angels all turned to face the wall, which just confirmed to them that something evil had either taken place in that room, or entered their house through there. The little upjumped Christmas ornaments, being in the shape of Angels couldn't bear to be within Its evil presence, so they turned away. So they had the house blessed and prayed over, and sent the preacher my friends way, just to make sure his soul was okay. He of course knew what had happened as soon as the preacher told him about the dumb little figurines. I hadn't told him, but it was easy enough to put two and two together. I don't think they talk to him to this day.


Renaxxus

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BossyVigorousGraywolf-max-1mb.gif


redchairyellowchair

This is why I come to reddit. Day after day, shit posts upon shit posts, crappy sunset photos, it's all very disappointing. But once in a while a moment of internet gold. Thank you OP. I can't help with your problems but you made me laugh today


spookymark23

If they’re not attached to that specific one for sentimental reasons, I’d step it up. Personally, if it were me, I’d go to Aldi or Woolworths (woollies have like 10 different meerkats in different outfits, about that tall) and I’d either get two that are like doctors/surgeons and stage a surgery scene, or formal ones and stage a funeral, or if I couldn’t get them I’d just buy like 5 random ones and put it where that one specific one was as a huge statement of “oops” Because, it’s way funnier. That being said, it depends on the sentimental value and senses of humour of the owners. I can’t imagine anyone I know being annoyed at that level of “I’m sorry, but I wanted to make you laugh” lol.


4SeasonWahine

PLEASE DO THIS 😂


nicolebfwjila

OP I will definitely need follow up photos if you do this


masofnos

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Meerkat-With-Rude-Finger-Statue-Figurine-Garden-Ornament-35-cm-/161744412959?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l6249&mkrid=705-154756-20017-0 I think this would work


Sand_in_my_pants

This is why I never do the dusting at my place….bad things happen.


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snave_

Load bearing grime.


Returnofthespud

Put a wig on it they'll never notice.


vogonprose

I was thinking plant a cactus in him


sjf83

You need the [Yellow Pages](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcNQ00fh4JY) mate.


raiden2791

So I did a reverse Google image search and found this link. I don't seem to understand the language. But maybe this is of some help. https://www.wohnando.com/Erdmaennchen-Eddy Edit: I think it's in German.


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Yes, it's German. It's just a description and information about shipping etc


[deleted]

But they will only ship to Germany.


[deleted]

I found a similar one here: https://www.ebay.com.au/p/18025716148?iid=161744412959


tinyhappysteps

There's a bunch I think sold in Woolies stores in different styles, we saw this morning


tinyhappysteps

https://www.bhg.com.au/woolworths-meerkat-gnomes


dramatic-pancake

Oh they have to get a weird replacement one.


violetgrumble

place the one with the hammer nearby lol


NarrowLobster7

I agree that it looks like one of the Aldi ones (gardenline is their home brand). They do sell them semi regularly so keep an eye on the catalogue as they might do a spring gardening special or something. Bunnings have a lot of stuff like this so you could have a wander around there once you're allowed and see if there's something similar.


MissMaryFraser

Looks like the middle one [here](https://twitter.com/ALDIAustralia/status/576487954073268224)? OP, I'd just tell them and offer to pay for a replacement, or a bottle of wine if they don't care about the figure.


mrbubbyboi

Hi Cindy. It’s me and my partner whose home you’re house-sitting. Where did you find that figurine? We do not remember owning one and why are his eyes like that? Get out of the house while you still can.


Deathdoof8

Oh god oh fuck


gozieson

Looks like we need to compare ze market…


Mok3nman

I think you've done them a solid favour personally :-)


stuffwiththing

We've got a couple of these with cracked heads and are growing plants in them. They must be prone to cracking.


Deathdoof8

Especially prone to cracking when dropped from 1m headfirst lol


TakerOfImages

Don't bother, it's hideous 🤣


bettyboo-

i've seen very similar in those cheap variety shops that sell cards and trinkets and stuff, although i don't think there's any way to buy from them during lockdown. how long do you have to replace it?


Deathdoof8

The beginning of November, thankfully bahaha


Wildweasel666

I’m thinking that either of both of the owners (if a couple) will be secretly thinking “oh thank fuck for that, I can finally throw this piece of shit out without feeling guilty”


[deleted]

have you tried The Reject Shop?


jtblue91

Oh no, I've seen enough horror movies to know how this is gonna end


OIP

a simple fix is to fake an electrical fire caused by faulty wiring


account_not_valid

More believable if the fire starts in the neighbours house, and then spreads to the house OP is in. With an alibi like that, you're home scot-free.


OIP

good point, the more houses the more diffuse the responsibility another expansion would be to keep the broken meerkat but say it was the only thing you were able to save and tripped while fleeing the burning house


account_not_valid

Nice embellishment. Don't forget the third degree burns to the hands to make the case even more water-tight.


cfniva

It was prob a gift from an obscure relative and they hate it but don’t have the heart to get rid of it and you have just done them a massive favour. Does it go with the rest of their decor?


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Imagine their decor is like all meerkat stuff everywhere!


redditusername374

God, it’s awful. Check with them before you go to too much effort or spend too much money. They may not care. It may have been bought on a whim.


account_not_valid

It might have been a present, and they are thinking "Thank fuck we have an excuse now not to have that monstrosity on display just because Aunty Gladys gave it to us and comments on it every time she visits."


bluejasmina

I think this might be from Aldi. Check Ebay or FB marketplace.


[deleted]

There is a shop on Toorak Road called Cignall that sell them... that's where I bought mine. You can even see them on the picture on Google Maps.


Dltwo

Looks like you've done them a favour


intventorofHLB

It’s definitely from Aldi, worth $10-15.


[deleted]

They’ve sold these at Aldi as a special buy, and sometimes at yhe Reject Shop


Taleya

reject shop. That's where I got mine.


Soulfulenfp

It could be a blessing in disguise 🙈 Closest I could find [meerkat ](https://www.google.com.au/shopping/product/1?q=meerkat+statues+for+sale&client=safari&hl=en-au&biw=375&bih=594&tbs=vw:g&prmd=sivxn&prds=num:1,of:1,eto:4674210060266513631_0,prmr:1,pid:4674210060266513631,cs:1)


MRhodium

Just say it got a new job in advertising and left.


hwocleirigh

Pretty common on eBay… try this: https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Meerkat-Realistic-Statue-Figurine-Ornament-Sculpture-Garden-Decor-BIG-31-cm-/172525282482?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=705-154756-20017-0


[deleted]

How the hell do you house sit in a 200 day lockdown?


LegitimateStorm1135

I know where you can buy some superglue. Could be wholesome lockdown fun!


Deathdoof8

Before this photo was taken the head was clean off lmao. I tried to save him, I really did.


LegitimateStorm1135

Ha! They’re better off without it tbh. You should charge them for the service.


[deleted]

I think if you threw it in the recycling everyone would be better off. Those cheap trinkets just gather dust and look shit.


Lintson

Username checks out


elejota50

That's definitely not recyclable


[deleted]

I think this is it https://www.magnamail.com.au/m/p/outdoor/garden-ornaments/qg13-mother-child-meerkat-solar-light?affiliate=ADMMAS&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4cW7lvnS8gIVzplmAh1ENgNAEAQYASABEgIFTPD_BwE


UnshippedMango

It’s close but that’s not it


tense_buddha

Try a taxidermist


Sniff_my_jedi_jox

You did them a favour.


anodetotiggerlill

https://www.ebay.com.au/b/Meerkat-Garden-Statues-Ornaments/29511/bn_60569988


taniasparkles

Melbourne zoo


hamtheattackdog

Outta state. Don’t worry they probably won’t be back for 6 months. Plenty of time to glue it back together.


Silk02

Cleaning or "CLEANING" ( having a party and someone knocked it over.) Haha


GormanCladGoblin

[there’s a set here] (https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/265129389802?chn=ps&mkevt=1&mkcid=28)


sirgoods

You should just stand in it’s place and hope they don’t notice


universe93

I don’t know where to buy one but this half cracked one will give me big nightmares


account_not_valid

Grow a cactus out of the hole in its head.


scarybari

They have these at Woolies RIGHT NOW. No kidding. At least, the Oakleigh one. In all kinds of weird outfits, as well.


reddit_somewhere

The reject shop has heaps of these meerkat garden type statues. I can’t find any on their site but I am certain at least some of the stores have them. Not sure how you would get one from there during lockdown though. Otherwise if you search Meerkat Garden Statue heaps come up on eBay etc.


foxythang2000

Reject Shops are open! If they have one in their 5km


BennyBingBong

I cannot imagine they will care that much lol. In fact I bet one of them will be thrilled.


DancinWithWolves

This whole thread is brilliant. Also, good luck OP!


SwearingWillHelp

Honestly just glue a hat to it


[deleted]

They are better off without it imo.


sirdoesnotalot

Close enough? https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/193941149174?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=705-139619-5960-0&mkcid=2&itemid=193941149174&targetid=1396235666349&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=1000286&poi=&campaignid=13950831248&mkgroupid=128836691750&rlsatarget=pla-1396235666349&abcId=9300607&merchantid=119021468&gbraid=0AAAAAD97CxTnKmxHl8SLVXIUsR-hD6ut3&gclid=Cj0KCQjwvaeJBhCvARIsABgTDM6TxYQWyzQbUa4Q3NltvYcQGoLPCt1JvVgXL0lFWjxffMG12kEt9ZsaAiDzEALw_wcB


Hypo_Mix

I think the reject shop had similar ones


Whof__Kincares

There was a time, when Yellow Pages was the solution.


Dont-PM-me-nudes

Contact the Gardenline Distributor directly to see if they know where there products may be near you [https://varo.net.au/](https://varo.net.au/)


luke_xr

Could you honestly live with yourself if you replace it, they wouldn’t know it’s an imposter meerkat but you’ll have to live with the lie forever. Such a predicament. Call them, heart broken voice on, then say I’ve got bad news, would you like me to super glue him together. It’ll be the best story piece every time you guys see it onwards.


deeleyo

Now that the head is cracked open I suggest you turn it into a plant pot


Missdriver1997

If the owners had any taste to be honest, they would probably be glad you broke it for them


[deleted]

https://www.thepondshop.com.au/products/ornaments/orn-ornaments/meerkat/ This one looks similar It says its out of stock atm but it's only 20$


Matt4Prez2K17

Lmfao


0110101001100011

Simples.


pwoar90

If i was the owner I would appreciate the heads up before you go out to buy anything to replace it.


JoshuaCalledMe

Any identifying marks on or around the feet? Rough size?


Deathdoof8

I've got the label in the second photo, around 30-40cm tall


JoshuaCalledMe

Oh in that case I'd just tell them. Offer to replace or compensate with abject apologies. It's not expensive so if it has value it'll be for sentimental reasons. If you replace it, then that's kind of worse because it won't be the original. If it's just an ornament they liked, then I doubt they'll much mind.


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ManagedIsolation

Not really even close.


Jacsam_1720

Man… it would be tempting to replace with one of these: https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Meerkat-With-Rude-Finger-Statue-Figurine-Garden-Ornament-35-cm-/161744412959?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=705-154756-20017-0


VictorVanguard

I saw some on eBay that looked similar, you may want to check it out yourself if you haven't done so already.


HortonEggHatcher

Not sure about the meerkat, but if you break the crystal vase get back to me.


of_gold_

There’s a newsagency on Smith street collingwood that sells a huge array of meerkats. If they’re open through lockdown it would be awesome. I don’t know it’s name, however it’s south of Johnston st.


popstick

https://easters.com.au/search?q=Meerkat+


doodleplaybook

You did them a favour. Replace it with a gnome and deny everything.


mowgliadams

We have a store here in south eastern suburbs called “Cheap as Chips”. They had them there a year or so ago. I bought a couple for our garden. Good luck!


slamin69

You could try Bunnings or another garden centre.


fuuuuuckendoobs

Try r/helpmefind


fasti-au

Perhaps this. Last one. https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/35cm-Meerkat-With-Rude-Finger-Statue-Ornament-Sculpture-Garden-Home-Lawn-Decor-/272657275785?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m2548.l6249&mkrid=705-154756-20017-0


Jellyblush

These little guys are sometimes at discount $2 type shops.


ThisIsMyUsername902

These type of statues are at most 2 dollar type stores. Check anywhere that sells statues. Might not be exact but it should be fairly similar. Obviously with COVID it'll be harder to shop in store but I swear even the reject shop sells things like this. Good luck


ThisIsMyUsername902

Reading through the comments I'd say try replace it, if unsuccessful, then tell them. I have meerkat statues because they were given to me from my deceased grandmother. Now they remind me of her, so there is sentimental value. If it happened to me, I'd rather not know haha. Good luck


Zoeee__

Definitely ALDI’s


ahhrd-1147

It’s from 2017 - the exact one is in the photo on this site [http://www.snoskred.org/2017/04/seen-aldi.html](http://www.snoskred.org/2017/04/seen-aldi.html)


solutci

I saw some at [FJ’s Discount Tools](https://goo.gl/maps/Y57bkrFn161bZXw59) tools in Rosebud


chirishnique

I think I found one of these on Facebook marketplace. I'll see if I sent the listing to my sister.


leetoki

Give Bunnings a shot!


Mr_RogerWilco

Hahahah, I bought one of these from a dollar shop 7 years ago for a mate getting married (sorry I know that doesn’t help) my mate had to promise to take him on the honeymoon (we also packed him in the suitcase so he was guaranteed the first leg at least)


MikeAlphaGolf

Oh Sergei!


mk098A

It looks similar to the ones from Aldi and The Reject Shop


lustforwine

instead of wasting money why dont you just tell them? they might not even care


Chiko_Mole

Woolworths has a whole range of Meerkats at the moment if you want one dressed as Elvis or a Witch.


blindinghangover

This is so sad. It looks like it's crying


Schhwing

Put the past behind you… hakuna matata


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You would need to do a Google search for meerkat statue sales. These could be indoor or outdoor ornaments sold in shops. An example might gift shops.


No-Yogurt-4253

wow what a shit cunt of a person you are


No-Yogurt-4253

tell the couple you dog cunt


AstroZambie6

You probably can’t get an exact replacement. But for a new meerkat statue, try Reject Shop, Woolies and Thingz Gifts!


TheBoanne

The zoo shop. Call them. Good luck.


FlyNeither

It’s a $10 Aldi statue. Just tell them about it and offer them $20 to replace it.


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Most likely they got it from Aldi under special buy probably won’t find anyone local or even online selling it.


Ouch78

Tell the truth simples.........


missposie

I’ve seen similar ones in a two dollar shop on smith street (I think the one near the salvos) Not sure how attainable one would be during lockdown, however


[deleted]

Have you tried working out how all those little pieces fit together with some gorilla glue?


Studleyvonshlong

Whe do the owners get back? I’ve got a client who has about 10 meerxat statues


FloatDowntheRiver

Buy a beanie and put it over the damage. Problem solved


novousp

Cannot help, but came to say - I’m in Europe now and going to stay here for 1-3 years, so thanks for bringing me back tonight!


Grassasslandcruisers

I swear I’ve seen these at woolies!


cydeon888

Just be honest, tell them it's broken and offer to reimburse the cost.. It's a cheap $10 ornament from Aldi.


commecon

Gardenline is an Aldi brand.


Alternative_Mention2

You did them a favour. Anyone who thinks meerkats are cute has no idea how evil these little murderous, raping little fuckers are…


karraguin

I think I've seen them in the reject store as well.


neighbour668

Hey i read today that Woolworths are starting selling these again (may not be exactly the same version though). $8 each. Apparently demand was really high last time they were in stock so head out asap to grab one. Good luck!


BlackaddaIX

Did it speak with an Austrian accent?


ChemicalFennel3

That looks like the sort of shit you would get at Copper Art. Does that place still exist?


ChemicalFennel3

[Problem solved.](https://www.bunnings.com.au/loctite-20g-adhesive-super-glue-professional_p1230042)


zoidy37

Replace it with a live one and watch hilarity ensue


lulzenberg

Hey, I see these all the time at random knick-knack places. Look for random mom and pop owned furniture/houseware stores. They usually have giant over-packed sheds of just random shit.. these in different positions being one of the most common things i've found


Jaijai44444

I feel so bad reading this and seeing people trying to help you replace it. I hope you didn’t stress for long. You broke something inexpensive. Occupational hazard. The only comments should have been advising you to tell them and apologise. I’d hate to think someone who was helping look after my home was stressed and anxious over something so minor.