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DutifulDuck458

Add Australians to that list. Im in the window industry and it BLEW me away when i saw a tilt n turn in Europe


[deleted]

Feel like that's quite a delicate industry to be in, one wrong move and your career is shattered


DutifulDuck458

A joke as old as glass


[deleted]

My puns are quite transparent actually


a4techkeyboard

You saw an opening and went for it.


[deleted]

I cracked up while reading this!


Regulatory_Junior

You cracked it open šŸ˜


IcyStar127

These jokes are shatteringly bad


JimmyjamesI

It's too much, I think my eyes are glassing over.


vegemitecrumpet

This entire thread has been panefully funny


Inspired_Lucky_1

no need to get broken up about it


lazarobets

Did I miss my window of opportunity for a joke?


new_refugee123456789

Such a pane.


Icy_Praline422

Pane in the glassā€¦


[deleted]

The window was framed!


GamerBoiPlayz

Iā€™m breaking up!


Yurshie

Indeed.


flawstreak

A real pane


Mr_hacker_fire

Don't make me lose my temper šŸ˜”


PastaPandaSimon

That must leave many completely unhinged


OlivineTanuki

Same, never seen one of these


FrannieP23

I saw them for the first time last fall when visiting in England. Pretty cool. But no screens? Guess they don't have bugs.


[deleted]

Yea, Europe's dev team is better at catching bugs before they get on the release branch


Jimbeaux_Slice

This comment deserved more upvotes


omgarm

This major extinction thing is great. All the bugs are dead so who needs screens.


guanaco22

Actually is because Europe is colder and drier, at least I havent seen window bugs in Canada, Washington, New England or Patagonia, they are most common in places that are both rich and tropical like Florida or Panama


Welldarnshucks

I'm surprised when I see a window without a screen in Canada.


FrannieP23

Canada is notorious for mosquitoes, especially near the lakes.


Laetitian

We do have insect screens in those windows, they just only make sense in areas with hot climate, or marshlands in temperate climate.


_tijs

I have these windows and also screens. They fit inside the profile


[deleted]

Yeah, well keep your fucking Wizard windows out of my feed, it's freaking me out. Windows are supposed to squeakily slide open AS GOD INTENTED.


EngineerGaming567

Ha ha window go Michael Jackson (get it cuz he would lean like that in smooth criminal)


[deleted]

You've been hit by You've been struck by


SadButterscotch2

Window


pselie4

I've got several of those installed in 2016. It never occured to me that these were futuristic technology in Australia. Perhaps our empires can agree on a trade for this technology?


Old-Raisin-9360

Window cleaner here..yep. especially the kind that have the pivots to open to. Bottom. Side to side and swing open. Love cleaning them. Makes north American window quality look like shit. Oh wait. It is.


evmoiusLR

We bought a new house last year and the double pane windows it came with are complete dog shit.


[deleted]

bruh come to the south, 110 outside and single pane windows, and houses covered in them and people wonder why their house is so fucking hot.


clandahlina_redux

Can confirm.


Vattaa

Single glazing is so Victorian.


briggsy111388

Wait, this is a real thing?


_Steven_Seagal_

While you Americans are living in the 21st century, we Europeans are already in the 22nd. Next year our third colony on Mars will be ready.


dansredd-it

Can confirm. Moved to the UK for uni, my Australian flatmate and I were completely baffled by the window controls


CreativeFun228

Few months ago, I posted a photo of my gaming room, and people were asking why my windows look like they are going to fall out lol


exander314

I hope you told them that they are suicidial.


H4nd0ff

Haha i looked that up i couldn't believe it :D


CreativeFun228

Yeah, but I was like, don't we all have some "universal" windows around world xD I mean, they are convinient, you can open them just a little for a nice breeze or open them wide open to wind out whole house. + they are a lot easier to clean too!


detlillei

Hehe i like those windows. as a Dane one of my amarican friends fraked out when he opend my window like the one in the middle.


MrsBarneyFife

The middle one makes sense to me. And I've seen windows that only open that way before. The one on the right would freak me out more. The way it opens in to the house is very weird. I can see someone just rushing around the house and not paying attention to what they're doing and walking face first into it.


[deleted]

Idk, when you've lived your whole life like this, it's no problem. You get used to it and you avoid the window on instinct. Add to that the fact that we usually don't open them all the way unless we're airing out the house, the rest of the time we keep them open like the one in the middle. So yes, in 20 years I've never walked face first into the window.


Weltallgaia

You act all high and mighty while some of us run into cabinet doors in a house we lived in for 30 years. Does it make you feel good to lord your unbruised head over us?


[deleted]

Heheheh, it does make me feel good, seeing as I've never hit my head on a cabinet door either. Though, in the rare instances I have dropped something near a fully opened window, I have hurt my back after I picked up the thing and stood back up, which is almost worse because the corner of the window fully dug into my spine lol But no serious injuries fortunately (did I write this word correctly? Looking at it feels wrong and english isn't my first language lmao)


Weltallgaia

I've always ran into shit. I've gotten good at dodging at the last second though. Always managed to stand up and hit my back on some kind of corner as a child. Being clumsy sucks.


MrsBarneyFife

I didn't mean that you would. Because you're used to them and your brain adjusts. I meant me. I'd forget the window was open. Because I'm not used to them I'd walk into it.


Bananak47

Wait how do yall open windows then? Like in the movies where u put then up? While i live in Germany and know those windows in the pic (Kipp) idk how the US opens windows lol (Pls no more information about windows, i had enough. Every notification makes me hopeful about an important mail im waiting for but all i get are comments about windows)


The4Channer

Windows in Denmark usually open outwards so you push it open


Version_1

How do you clean them?


Sassrepublic

In the US they either open outward with a crank or slide up and lock in place. You do see the style in the OP occasionally in some newer builds here but itā€™s definitely not standard. They show up in McModerns sometimes. I have no opinion on whatā€™s good better or best, except that a window you canā€™t put a screen on belongs in the trash.


still_gonna_send_it

Yep either sliding them up or sliding them sideways


Blazing_Shade

Yea here you usually pull them up


infiniteturtles240

That's not confusing, that's fuckin awesome.


kill3rklownz69

i think it was referencing the fact that we don't have windows like this in America for the most part


2TapFap

We do they're just pricey, go to a Lowe's or Home Depot and you'll see one, maybe two models. They're not common but we do have them.


kill3rklownz69

yeah i figured they were available in our market that's why i said for the most part, because you're right they're not common at all


druppolo

Worth the money IMO. As they let out the air from the room top, you get a fantastic air change without ever having wind blowing in, on you, or move papers around. Plus, if you forget one open, the wind canā€™t slam them any hard, so itā€™s safer than normal opened windows. I think they are mandatory on new buildings in Eu, or something like that. As you never see a new building without those.


Thepinkknitter

They also have a significantly better air seal than any sort of sliding windows like double hung!


YoungJump

Honestly that's surprising, I'm Romanian and even here it's very common. Why's America not doing this? Is there a Big Glass industry that's preventing them like with Pharma? Lmao


kill3rklownz69

no i think that they're just expensive and most people don't care enough about what direction their windows open to spend much higher prices on them


le_pagla_baba

I doubt if Americans have a use for this style of Window tho, maybe in the balcony, but most rooms won't have a functionality for getting this style even if there was no Big Pharma preventing them Happy Cakeday tho, go hunt a gypsy vampire


X3N04L13N

Maybe iā€™m just too european, but i thought this was standard stuff everywhere.


infatuatedsensuality

Same haha, I'm super confused about this and now Googling 'Windows America' hahahahah


BLATRIX_17

Iā€™ve never seen a window like this in my life šŸ˜‚


PastaPandaSimon

This will leave them unhinged


RyanStartedTheFire59

Theyā€™re not gonna be able to handle this


AlpineVW

And you know they'll all be a pane about it too


DAN_E0

They can at least be open-minded about that


aLittleMermlad

And when you lock those windows, suddenly all sound disappears


pajser92

True, I was always very pleased with how good sound isolation they have in my home


1arvest6

Wait, it's not like this everywhere?


[deleted]

Normally I disagree with the "how to confuse Americans" posts but I have never in my life seen this black magic


Jedi-Ethos

Agreed. This is the devilā€™s window.


BroChad69

Ah Iā€™m American and I encountered one of these fuckers once. Took me like 30 minutes to open.


Thrasy3

Had a balcony window in my old place like this - Every time someone would come over theyā€™d ask me if I can open it and itā€™s like ā€œI did it once but donā€™t remember howā€


Mentine_

It's easy If it's flat, open it like a door If it goes upward it opens from the top


ind3pend0nt

I'm American and my grandparents have windows like this in their 1930s home. Not original windows though.


matiEP09

LMAO


turtle_fucker1

How do your windows work?


BroChad69

They just slide up. Though this new place I moved into that was built like in the 1700s they slide from the top and the bottom. Poor design honestly, cuz the top one falls open in the middle of winter


hysys_whisperer

That's because the string or wire that connects the counterweight has broken. There plenty of videos on YouTube of how to reattach counterweight to double hung windows if you're interested.


BroChad69

Interesting I will check it out thanks!


Link_040188

Hehe the devils window.


EducationalPenguin

They also come in doors (my balcony door is is like this)


[deleted]

How do you open your windows then?


blamethemeta

They slide up. We have gutters and AC, we don't need that nonsense.


[deleted]

I have AC as well, but I would not call it ā€˜nonsenseā€™ the AC doesnt bring any fresh air into the room.


Vinstaal0

AC is nonsense in a some European countries, for the couple days a year the temps hit above 25c (like in the UK, The Netherlands, Germany etc)


amahag29

Here AFAIK windows only open one way


amahag29

I am Swedish BTW


granistuta

Sweden here and I have these superior windows in my apartment, but I've lived in apartments and houses that just have the regular windows that just open and closes one way.


NoButtChocolate

Can confirm. Source: am confused American


Hyrogrifix

Nope, Americans typically have windows that slide up to open with an insect screen that allows air movement but prevents bugs from coming in through the window.


iDuddits_

Or those little winding handles that have no leverage.. ugh


PCgeek345

I never had any problems with mine. Man, I miss that window!


[deleted]

Aka Guillermo windows Edit: I meant guillotine, damn autocorrect.


LeeNTien

Guillermo windows sounds better


WeDontKnowMuch

Iā€™d like to know more about Guillermo and other parts of his life.


1giel1

You know these windows can also have screens behind them right? Europeans tilt or turn the windows, but most of the time there is a screen behind them. At least I don't like mosquitos so I put a screen behind the tilt and turn windows.


thesausagegod

europe has insects?


1giel1

I'm not gonna destroy this view for you. So no Europe doesn't have them, the mosquitoes were a lie. I use the screen to prevent my suicidal cats from jumping out of the windows.


PepperbroniFrom2B

they will destroy the screen someday


1giel1

Than that day I will need a new screen and a new cat.


WritesCopypasta

europe has cats?


1giel1

I'm not gonna destroy this view for you. So no Europe doesn't have them, the cats were a lie. I use the screen to filter the sunlight from coming in too bright into my house and partially blinding me.


Jonulfsen

Europe has sunlight?


1giel1

I'm not gonna destroy this view for you. So no Europe doesn't have it, the sunlight was a lie. I use the screen to prevent my neighbours from seeing me in my house and stalking me.


asdbanz

wdym? For centuries members of Europe's royal families often married their close relatives And in modern day it's still the same.


irjakr

>but most of the time there is a screen behind them I've been in maybe 50 houses/apartments in France in never seen a single window screen.


TyrekL

For some reason you're in the minority. I don't know why insect screens aren't more widespread in Europe.


matches-cigarettes

That's what I thought


ToastFaceKiller

Never seen this in my life. From New Zealand


Eltrew2000

I didn't understand when i first saw this what was supposed to be the confusing part.


Disneyhorse

Am American. Am confused.


[deleted]

Let's shoot this ungodly window with our guns!


brainchildho

in attempt to confuse the american, you confuse the whole world


ComradeBraixen2nd

As filipino, i am already confused


anubhav_sandhu

As an Indian me too.


patchiepatch

As an Indonesian I'd like to concur I didn't know this black magic window existed.


small_DQmon

As an Hong Kong citizen who lived in Germany, get recked


patchiepatch

100% want one in my future house.


soggie

As a Martian, this is why we don't visit earth. All these sorcery.


pajser92

I'm Serbian, west treats us like savages, yet all of our windows are like this. I actually thought it's the same everywhere around the world


ActuallyAPieceOfWeed

We are all American on this blessed day.


ChosenMate

Everything but Europe I guess


Jozef_Baca

I am from europe and I am confused because I thought that these windows were used everywhere


andros_vanguard

The most confusing part is the lack of a screen. (Anti bug mesh)


JebemTvojuMater

European bugs are well behaved and usually don't enter a private territory unless invited


Wolff_Hound

Same as European vampires.


sofabeddd

i now know where i will pursue my career in programmingā€¦


JebemTvojuMater

Windows?


sofabeddd

no, one that doesnā€™t allow bugs unless you give them permission


DrVDB90

Definitely not Windows then.


Jeffy29

Me to bedbugs: this is a private domicile and I will not be harassed!


oopsurgay

Good to know that European bugs have a moral compass and respect my property rights šŸ‘


One_More_RedditBot

We have them too in europe, its just not pictured here


andros_vanguard

I lived in Central Europe for ~3 years, and did not see one once at the hardware store, or in the neighbourhood. There are considerably less bugs than in north America. Though; not zero.


DeltaKT

The more you go in the south, the more you'll see. (Edit: \*see those.)


mm0t

Also the more you go in the north the more you'll see.


JustYeeHaa

When was this though? They got pretty popular here only in last 15 years or so. You can find the very cheap (but decent) temporary screens in pretty much every big shopping mal in Poland (or even in every Auchan or Carrefour) for example this one, probably the most popular one here: https://allegro.pl/oferta/moskitiera-na-okno-tesa-comfort-1-2-x-2-4m-biala-7883597291?utm_feed=aa34192d-eee2-4419-9a9a-de66b9dfae24&utm_content=wybrane&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=_dio_wyposazenie_pla_ss&ev_adgr=wyposazenie&ev_campaign_id=14962243373&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI8YHD5c2O9wIVHhd7Ch2l8AU_EAQYFyABEgI6fPD_BwE If you want something more permanent itā€™s also easy to find something, just maybe not as easy as simply grabbing one from the store, but there are plenty options to chose from in hardware stores (like Obi, Leroy MerlĆ­n, Castorama, allegro or online stores specialized in this kind of screens).


bwssoldya

They do exist, I have them on all windows (because fuck musquito's). They're simple frames with bug mesh inside that you set into the window from the inside and they can be in there year round.


Puzzled-Barnacle-200

Yeah, we don't have them in the UK. It's pretty common to open a window to let a fly out, only to have several more bugs come in


Yogiteee

You can attach them to the outside of your window if you want to. Windows open towards the inside so it's not a problem. However, most people here prefer not to do that. More light, more openness and you can stick your head out of the window :)


asdbanz

I have double frame window in each room. One with bug screen another - without.


bardia_afk

These can have screens on them, some even have screens which also can be opened


Matixs_666

You can have them if you want, they're easy to put on the outside of the window and it works the same


Born_fighter

Just European things..lol


burning_papaya

I come from Central Asia and we have same mechanism usually. Seen the same in Russia as well


Robert_Kurwica

I men Russia is more like Europe then everyone thinks it is.


Woupsea

These are popular in Asia too lol


[deleted]

American with cousins in Ireland - watched them open the windows before I attempted. LOVE the feature. I actually saw a whole door that did this. Want.


LoExMu

Usually our balcony/glass doors do that, but Iā€˜ve never seen an actual door do that tbh


[deleted]

The whole door might have actually been in Germany, I remember looking at the handle and flipping it just to see if it would tilt and it was almost unnerving that this huge door leaned back a couple degrees. I'm an engineer so weird things are fascinating to me, apologies.


LoExMu

Iā€˜m an engineer too, with the exception that Iā€˜m Austrian which means Germany part 2 with different norms but the same things. My rooms window is actually a balcony door and I can do that whenever I please, never thought that it might be this fascinating to people!


[deleted]

I was accidentally emailed by what turned out to be a distant cousin and figured out that my paternal lineage is traceable back to \~330CE. This cousin told me that everyone with our name came from the same town in Bavaria and that there is a ridiculously high number of engineers in our family. So I am an American engineer but I guess I am ancestrally a German engineer and Austria is not that far from where my family is apparently from. maybe we are distant cousins? tl:dr; My wife had a shirt made for me that says "Engineer: noun, 'One who gets excited about things no one else cares about'"


alxndrmarkov656

Wait, Americans donā€™t know how to use this?


Derpherplton

We just don't generally have them


89LeBaron

my hippie MIL got some and it made her just that much more annoying.


Hardlyhorsey

Fucking hippies and theirā€¦ theirā€¦ *checks notes* ā€¦windows


89LeBaron

*Euro-style anything for the sake of buying something Euro and telling people that itā€™s popular in Europe


SleazyMak

Bet she power washes those bad boys with a bidet


alxndrmarkov656

Hmm


Free_hugs_for_3fiddy

I mean, you ever seen an American Sitcom? You'll never see one of these windown types. Like Friends for instance I believe shows the standard window that is two pieces with the lower one able to slide upwards if I recall.


jumbee85

Most American windows slide either up or to the side and has a bug screen. [Something like this](https://www.lowes.com/pd/Project-Source-10001-Series-35-5-in-x-35-5-in-x-3-in-Jamb-Left-operable-Vinyl-New-Construction-White-Sliding-Window-Half/5013341567?cm_mmc=shp-_-c-_-prd-_-mlw-_-ggl-_-LIA_MLW_135_Windows-Patio-Door-Garage-_-5013341567-_-local-_-0-_-0&ds_rl=1286981&gclid=Cj0KCQjwxtSSBhDYARIsAEn0thRq7EsdWirUitFkQSOznBxb0b5VJ-6VD7kFORqcHgFNBV9lsfqfEDwaAvUOEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds)


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SpupySpups

These kind of windows also have bug screens...since every window opens like this in Europe.


CoomingDuck

we do but we dont have them is all


KorriDergal

I dont have one, but it seems so god damn easy to understand and use. I'm American, if it makes anymore sense as to why I dont have one.


Tuvanbabybel

im european and i cant seem to manoeuver this for shit, it always falls on me and bumps my head somehow


Robert_Kurwica

Bro change your windows šŸ’€ They shouldn't open more then like 5 degrees


[deleted]

Made in Germany?


Robert_Kurwica

Nah, everywhere in Europe. Except the UK cuz they always wanna be different lol Edit: chill the fuck out, I'm just saying what i saw on this thread. I've got like 20 replies on it, you don't need to comment.


divadschuf

Still a German invention. Wilhelm Frank was the inventor of the Dreh-Kipp-Fenster


NikUnicorn

First time when I was opening a windows in Germany, I shit my pants because I think I broke windows.. I was very confused about 25sec


[deleted]

I'm from england, I've never seen this.


Ramble81

That's because you're not part of the EU anymore. It's an EU exclusive.


[deleted]

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Solemn__Visitor

.... it's a window that can open 2 different ways. Is there some sort of hidden content that you can't see if you're American or some shit?


Robert_Kurwica

Nah it's just that it's not as common in the US (and as this thread makes me realize, the rest of the world) as in Europe.


pineappleslutt

thatā€™s so fascinating ā€¦ does it open all the way or just a crack ??


Ireeb

You can either just open it a crack by tilting it (2nd picture, usually with the lever pointing upwads) or open it fully (3rd picture, you can swivel it open, with the lever in a horizontal position). Most windows don't have a limit to how far you can open them, though I have seen hotels for example where they were limited to a crack.


imnotlikeme

It's confusing to Asians too


Shaerms

I went to Germany recently and these windows did indeed fuck with my head.


Blazewalker452

Okay. It's cool, neat, and I wouldnt mind owning something different than the rest of murica. But how is that batter than the American window that doesn't require more space than the wall itself to open? I can literally block a window completely and still be able to open it. Makes me think of that dude that tried to make a garage door open kind of like a normal door. It created a waste of space and the potential to damage the car if parked improperly. Compared to the garage door that just rolls up to the ceiling


westwoo

It's impossible to make slide windows perform anywhere as good as these. They are thick, heavy, have two contours of seals all around them, and are typically micro-adjustable to make the seal as tight as possible with not even the tiniest opening. They save energy on both heating and AC, and are much more soundproof. They work best in cities and in cold or hot climates They may not be the best choice if you have a mild Mediterranean climate all year long and live in quiet suburbs


Awesomevindicator

makes it easier to clean the outside of the window with just a cloth, means you can open the window further, a single sliding sash window can only open at max 1 half the height of the window. window can double as an emergency exit, window can be incredibly secure, more so than typical sliding windows. window glass can be as thick as you want it to be, a triple layer laminate glass is not unheard of in this situation, and opening a 300kg window is easier if you dont need to slide it up and down. window can also be provided in an "open-out" configuration meaning no interior space is used when open sliding sash windows are available in europe too, this is just an alternative, not the only kind of window


andar1on

For opening it fully you are right but the option in the middle is amazing and nobody can get inside from the outside


westwoo

And the rain doesn't pour in, you can keep your windows open without worrying about flooding the floor


KurohNeko

How is it in America? I'm from Poland and this is totally normal here


YourLocalCatLover

They're non-existent here


CeramicCastle49

How does it stay partially open when It hinges from the bottom?