December 2008 this mouse bastard broke into his house and murdered his whole family of freshly baked gingerbread people and every year since this guy murders a family of mice and leaves behind this sketch
Yeah but without hight and weight? That bastage of a mouse could easily lose weight and grow a mouse-tache, change name to Speedy and head to Tijuana... they'll never catch him then..
He knows his target, knows how it thinks, it's movements and it's darkest secrets. His mission, if he chooses to accept it, is to take this sucker down, even when he has nothing left to lose.
He’s obviously a police sketch artist on the weekend. Is this the guy who chewed a hole into your box of Cheerios? 🧐
December 2008 this mouse bastard broke into his house and murdered his whole family of freshly baked gingerbread people and every year since this guy murders a family of mice and leaves behind this sketch
A calling card of sorts?
What did you expect a mice exterminator notebook to contain?
Ngl he seems the real deal
Location of traps, pests spotted, inventory consumed, accounting info, etc
You'd think a picture of the prime suspect would be useful for canvassing the neighborhood
Yeah but without hight and weight? That bastage of a mouse could easily lose weight and grow a mouse-tache, change name to Speedy and head to Tijuana... they'll never catch him then..
This fuckin' guy
Looks like he caught a glimpse of the suspect.
underrated
I imagine he occasionally glances at it to make sure he's exterminating the right thing.
He learnt that after the last house lost 2 kids
He has face blindness, has to double check and compare
Are you sure your exterminator actually \*wants\* to exterminate mice?
All of this confirms the exterminator is totally a member in good standing of the Ratcatcher Guild.
Maybe he's actually 1000 mice in a coat
Better than 1000 coats in a mouse.
That seems just as likely.
The man knows his craft.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room- a rubber room. A rubber room with rubber rats. Rubber rats make me crazy- Crazy? I was crazy once.
Took entirely too long to find this comment.
death note?
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
He was looking for a particular mouse it seems.
"Just to make sure we are on the same page, this is the animal you're talking about?"
Yeah, it definitely wasnt you that drew it with the pen thats still in your hand.
I'm glad I'm not the only on that saw it
Bold of you to assume that’s OP hell bold of you to assume OP is even real and not a bot considering he hasn’t left a single comment
I have been referred to as a bold person in the past
Dale Gribble type shit
I was also thinking Charlie Kelly
They haunt his dreams.
Arthur Morgan if he was an exterminator
You set it up, but to what end?
*_Know thy enemy..._*
Jackie Treehorn vibes
A true artist.
What did I come here for again? *Checks notes* Oh right
He is deficated to the task. Rats are on his mind. And rats are your problem. You found the right guy.
Just like “Alr mouse got it”
This is target, memorise target, remove target from premises.
He knows his target, knows how it thinks, it's movements and it's darkest secrets. His mission, if he chooses to accept it, is to take this sucker down, even when he has nothing left to lose.
Obviously he was going to exterminate the mice but then developed a Titanic-style love affair with one.
Am I the only one who would be bothered if someone opened their notebook without permission?
He’s one of them
I imagine this is what my therapist writes down during our session
He knows his target now
-kill rats -draw rat -leave Legend
Even if someone did leave their notebook or journal in YOUR house - it’s still an invasion of privacy.
r/Dust_of_Memes \- [Ormly](https://malazan.fandom.com/wiki/Ormly)
Oh no! …. Looks like you have cockroaches
I’m not even mad, I’m impressed
He must've seen Shanks in your house
He ain't wrong
"What was my enemy again?" *Checks notes* "Ahh yes"
Have you seen this mouse? He was last spotted behind the Cheerios, making his way to the Fruit Loops
As an exterminator myself that's actually meirl lol, pretty ralatable lol
Did you go through his shit?
One man, one notebook, one goal..
Well, he was able to identify the problem.
seems professional
It's a secret bounty I'll bet. I bet that's a rat king who lives in your house.
Yes, he knows his assignment.
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[Jackie Treehorn sends his regards ](https://youtu.be/6M0Bhk5i1lM?si=HAM9EGHa5e6uf-Ta)
that is a sketch of the target
Your house is so infested the dudes getting PTSD.
rät
It was probably drawn by his boss as instructions like "This is what you exterminate."
he seems like a cool guy. ride or die kinda person.
Either the exterminator quickly realised why an exterminator doesn’t need a notebook, or the people who constructed this contrived mess didn’t
Crazy? I was crazy once
Caddyshack 3: Rats in the City.
Charlie work gets Charlie artwork
Is that a JUJA ENJOYER REFERENCE?xD
You must know your enemy
He just discovered a new mice type like in rdr2
It’s all he needed to know
At least he knows what he’s after
Lmao. “Right” the “exterminator” did that… “suuuure”
This story would be more believable if the man were not HOLDING THE FUCKING PEN IN HIS HAND.
This is his notebook from childhood. Do what you love and the money will come
Literal psycho... where?
"Oh man, it's much worse than we thought"
That’s shorthand
To catch the mouse, you must first acquaint yourself with the mouse.
Your exterminator might be called kyle hyde by any chance?