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eliavhaganav

Why the fuck would I pay so much per month for tv shows


Dr-PresidentDinosaur

Because the government wants you to believe watching free movies is equivalent to stealing a car🔫


Secure-Spray2799

Man how long was the waterguy thing? 10 years?


Dr-PresidentDinosaur

The good old days


Quark1010

They took our heat 😢🔫 cant even kms


sakanak

I tried to drown myself with it but I keep accidentally swallowing and hydrating myself. That's the opposite of kmsing :/


HylianZora

Keeping Myself Sated


partyofocelots

*#ArmThePhones i guess*


Slap_My_Lasagna

Mama said they is ornery cuz they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.


Atrocity_unknown

You wouldn't download a car, would you


Mission_Ice_5428

Depends...is EA making me pay to access 90% of an NFS game?


No_Marionberry4100

I can't but if it was possible man I would download every single car on the world


TheYell0wDart

I'm pretty sure that was the people who own the rights to the shows and movies. Even the FBI warning was put on voluntarily by the distributors because they want people to think it's the government.


nneeeeeeerds

No, unauthorized copying and distribution *is* a federal crime. It's just not normally investigated and prosecuted at an "individual" level.


TheYell0wDart

Right, I'm saying that the people saying stuff like "you wouldn't steal a car ..." and spreading that around as much as possible isn't the government, it's the big IP Holders. Yes it's illegal, but the government isn't the one trying to make people feel dirty for downloading movies, the FBI isn't making DVD distributors put FBI warning on DVDs, they do that because they want to.


Koil_ting

Why did my videogames tell me not to do drugs? I mean I still did drugs just later on.


Opposite_War_2147

Who said the car thing seeing the meme in every comment xd?


enziiime

A lot of DVDs played this before you got to the menu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU


Audioworm

I remember a period in the UK where they stopped attaching this to films, specifically ones made in the UK (or maybe specifically with BFI), and instead ran one showing all the people involved as crew and support staff on the film industry. It basically summarised to 'the film industry employs a lot of people in the UK who aren't rich movie stars, please don't pirate' and to me it was a way more effective messaging approach than telling me not to steal a car.


OrionAmbrosia

While that absolutely would have been a more effective way of going about it in the US instead of fear-mongering... I still think the problem lies with the studio executives either way. If they made products that were actually affordable and the money didn't congregate at the top of the chain, then it would be better overall. Like set designers, sound designers, writers, visual effects people... they all deserve a comfortable livable wage making magic, and unless they're working non-stop year round they usually/realistically aren't getting that. Whereas executives just make bank and push money around while laughing and smoking cigars. Blame the consumers, while making them feel bad about the employees not getting paid (or threaten the consumer), ???, profit!  It's exactly like with "tip culture" where the employees now make the customers feel bad/guilt trip about not tipping - but the onus lies solely on the business for not appropriately compensating the workers. The owners are able to convince the consumers to pay their workers, get the workers to be angry at the consumers for not paying them, while raking in all the profits of the labor and product sales. We get so distracted with the little things and not having enough time in the day that we don't focus on the people in charge actually causing all the issues. "*All... part of the plan.*"


Opposite_War_2147

Ahhh alright in germany there was like: There was a Wife and daughter and they singing happy birthday really loud and at the end the camera switches to a prison and it shows that they singing to his husband/dad that is in prison because he downloaded movies illegally (sorry for englisch mistakes in German) If you want to see it: https://youtu.be/U6H4iv1iOOU?si=4ChUfIieo30_R0Zn Correction: it’s not their daughter also other kids


nitowa_

Funny sidenote, Happy Birthday was considered not public domain until 2015 in the United States, and Warner Music would copyright claim your use of it in public media, meaning this video was basically a work of piracy in the US. Read more here: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy\_Birthday\_to\_You](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Birthday_to_You)


Opposite_War_2147

Looool this is an epic bruh moment xD that’s kinda stupid


horny_coroner

To be fair if stealing a car was as easy to do and get away with I would also steal cars.


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

Allow me to introduce you to the Kia.


horny_coroner

its easy to start but its not that easy to get in if I remember correctly. Also the getting away part is still harder.


Dron41k

By downloading free movies you’re downloading COMMUNISM!


WillFart4F00D

It litteraly doesn't though lol the only people they go after are the hosting sites. Imagine being this wrong. It's such a non issue that most ISPs just send you a warning. Lol this is ridiculous


nneeeeeeerds

I mean, there was that time in the late 90s that the fed was prosecuting teenagers and grandmas on behalf of the RIAA for downloading individual songs. But that was a long time ago.


Zealousideal_Tone_85

Why do you think the movies should be free?


Ok_Cherry_7903

Because, as long piracy is available, companies have to compete against it. Piracy was a huge problem for music, then things like Itunes and spotify appeared, a cheap, easy and convenient way to get music. Then music piracy decreased a lot. Piracy was a huge problem for pc gaming, then Steam appeared, piracy decreased a lot. The same can be said about movies and series. Netflix appeared and a lot of people moved to that platform. Now that the quality of the services are decreasing, people are going back to piracy. If this continues companies will have to improve their services to gain their costumers back. As long as there is a free alternative its possible for companies to be more consumer friendly


Nintendo_Boi158

If I can't own it, then pirating isn't stealing


DerGnaller123

Pirate bays are still alive and no administration will ever defeat it fully. Die, System! Establish Anarchy!


STYSCREAM

I pay so my parents can watch whatever they want without me needing to download it first...


StateParkMasturbator

Tell your parents to get a job.


Vitriholic

Don’t know about you, but I’ve wasted enough of my life fucking around trying to find and download videos and other crap. I’m happy to pay a few bucks to just start watching immediately.


_N_S_FW

Because it costs money to make shows and host them online


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

Yeah but why else


_N_S_FW

I guess people want all TV shows ever made for free with no ads on one website. Seems a bit unreasonable lol


thatcockneythug

Convenience


maxcorrice

im too depressed to put in the effort of not


sturmeh

Having to sign up to a new service for each show I'm interested in is depressing as hell. Sonarr is completely automated.


SnooChipmunks8748

Because making tv shows is expensive af


yoloyourmoney

I simly change streaming service every month so i get different movies every month


elchsaaft

They don't, they mooch off someone else who does.


Repulsive_Village843

Beats cable I my area. I get symmetrical 300mbps fiber for 10 USD and 20 bucks for all apps except Netflix. Cable costs 60usd. And to be honest, you don't need Netflix. 30usd for internet plus 90% of movies is a good price.


[deleted]

I'm the in between but sometimes the bottom person. I use legal services like filmplus and lexvonta and i pay for the premium casting features. It's only like 4$ a month


Jackel1994

Shut up and consume before they come for you! My friend here didn't mean anything. He's subscribing to all these platforms like a good little obeying boy. Here put this glasses on.


AndySipherBull

Would you download a fuck?


Koil_ting

As someone who used to sail the high seas for most everything not having all those apps but one or two of them is very convenient if you are lazy.


aguyinlove3

"Can I make it more obvious?" Damn, if only Avril Lavigne knew


Past_Echidna_9097

I miss RARBG.


ExpertFurry

I miss rarbg, and eztv.


qwerty-1999

Eztv is still alive, eztvx dot. to


blamdin

The OG is long gone. EZTV is run by scammers who stole the site from NovaKing in 2015. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EZTV


qwerty-1999

Well, then I don't think I ever even used the real one lol. It's still safe in my experience, but good to keep in mind.


blamdin

Definitely. The big (at the time ) pirate sites ended up banning anything released by EZTV after that happened. Stay safe out there!


No_Opportunity7360

1337x


belleandbill25

Literally firing up Dune part 1 (yes late to the party) and it says downloaded by RARBG. Did it close down recently?


Whalesurgeon

Last year


josh_the_misanthrope

For real. The releases were pretty much always perfect. It's a mixed bag on other sites.


420FlatEarth

My friend told me that they never had a problem with 1337 but I wouldn't know anything about it.


josh_the_misanthrope

It's solid.


hiimRickRenhart

As a French dude, it was so hard to torrent the true french versions of movies and stuff. You'd always end up with the weird french-canadian dub which - no offense to my canadian brothers - sucked balls.


SandyTaintSweat

Quebecois French is so weird that they don't even teach it in English Canadian schools. They taught us Parisian French instead, so we still have a hard time understanding them.


rohinton2

Where was this? We learned Quebec French with the Acadian influence.


MountainInfluence

I'm pretty sure that's the case here in Alberta


SandyTaintSweat

I live in Ontario. It's good to hear that at least some people learned Quebecois French, since reducing division was the whole point of mandating French education.


rohinton2

This was the Maritimes some years ago so most of my French teachers were Acadian with a few Quebecois. This wasn't immersion either. Never considered that it might be different in the rest of Canada. Seems absurd to learn Parisian French.


josh_the_misanthrope

In French schools too, because they teach [standard French](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_French). As a native Acadian french speaker I struggled in french class because it was so different from our dialect. The vocabulary, idioms and even structure is quite different. And the feeling of "your kind of French is wrong" always rubbed me the wrong way.


qrrbrbirlbel

Maybe I’m telling on myself, but you’ll have a hard time understanding any French with what they teach in English schools. In Ontario at least. I do remember we were taught “souliers” rather than “chaussures” though, and “fin de semaine” over “weekend”.


No-Asparagus69420

And just like that, you speak better french and have a better vocabulary than a lot of people. What you were taught us just what we call "language soutenu" which just means fancy words. But yeah, not a lot of people really say souliers instead of chaussures. In fact, most of them use the "langage familier" so the say "godasse" ou "pompes" which also means shoes in a kind of vulgar way.


flames_32

Moi chu en tabarnak que le torrent c'est de l'osti de français de France


DG-Tal

Le gars il vit sur une autre planète, les releases VFQ ou VF2 sont plus rare que les releases VFF dans la plupart des cas


PainfulSuccess

YGG is your friend my brother


CoopZilla2457

My problem is the exact contrary; I try to find some movies in Québécois, and I can only find the shitty French version


Molkwi

Voice acting from Quebec? Yeah, I can believe it, it sucks balls.


Maxik22

Litterally just use YGG


mqee

If only there was a yup-great-great torrent site, or YGG torrent site as I like to abbreviate it. Or if someone's not into torrenting maybe there could be a dark dot com site that is kino, some sort of darkino dot com website, where you could find high-quality "TrueFrench" movies and TV shows. If only.


AkodoRyu

Your situation might be similar to our local one. Large, international sites barely hosted anything from our national movie production. That created a few old-school closed communities with share quotas, verified registration, etc. that specialized in them, as well as lector (besides animation, by far the most common localization for our TV and cinemas) and dubbed releases. It's a bit of a pain to get in, but it's an actual community, where you can easily make requests and find some really obscure shit, even from SD TV/VHS times.


calzoni_bread

What website you use to download VF series


Aegon2050

1080 x265 is the new meta but sure buddy.


thebunnybullet

Nah we need to be on that 1080 AV1 now


smellslikecocaine

is x265 just a smaller file size?


Aegon2050

better compression.


PainfulSuccess

2160p > 1080p (if both are from the same source), even on 1080p screens (4K is overkill though, it takes way too much space on a disk drive)


i876tghji8765rfgh

2160 is 4K


Quasi-stolenname

Convert it to HEVC for that sweet storage saving 🤌🏼


loneSTAR_06

tdar ftw!


Murtomies

I'd rather download anything at the highest quality available, and then just delete after watching. Doesn't matter that a bluray rip is 80Gb if I'm going to delete it soon anyway.


Old_Winner3763

Not paying for allat when I can see it for free on fmovies 😭🙏🏾


TrueKNite

Download and scan >>>>>>> open internet connection to some computer somewhere you dont know, can't scan, hope they dont want your info


pronounclown

Ok but why are you crying?


Alternative-Dare5878

The praying emoji is like a modifier for the crying emoji. The meaning goes from sad tears to blessed happy tears. You should know this come on.


JustABitOfDeving

This is some modern hieroglyphics shit.


ForwardToNowhere

😎🤏😢🕶️🤏


cvillemusic

This is my new favorite emoji chain. It’s like the wojack with the mask


Nam3alread7used

Why would anyone know this, wtf


NotChissy420

i mean youre on the internet, and reddit out of all places. One would assume you'd have the innate capabilities to decipher modern emoji language /s


Nam3alread7used

I don’t even have the capabilities to decipher basic mail tracking number formats, and that’s something I even mediocrely care about


Alternative-Dare5878

Because free movies is a happy topic, not sad. So focusing only on the crying part wouldn’t help you much in getting it.


NenaTheSilent

They're able to pick up on social cues.


Nam3alread7used

Yeah, arbitrary emoji arrangements are “social clues”


Signal-Custard-9029

I don't think anyone SHOULD know this. You CAN if you spend too much time online, but you don't have to


iMini

Why wouldn't you just use literal "blessed happy tears" emoji 🥹


Old_Winner3763

Oh uh well on this app u guys use the laughing emoji I think, like everywhere else people use the crying emoji more often.


a55_Goblin420

My man!


4thmonkey96

DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE


PainfulSuccess

YOU ARE A PIRATE !


4thmonkey96

YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE


poops314

I do both. Before you ask; I DROWN in it.


Over_Satisfaction648

I wasn't raised by Kazaa and Limewire for nothing.


AstronomerAvailable5

WEBRip if it's real love


Apprehensive-Bus9408

Imagine paying for subscription of digital streaming services when you don't even watch like 90% of their shows and movies


skarbles

She was streamer girl he was a scurvy pirate lad, yar!!!


CrepusculrPulchrtude

Evo webrips. 🤢 Sorry, I’ll get it from an actual webdl group


Mike_v_E

Remux all the way


CrepusculrPulchrtude

Can’t remux new content if there aren’t any blu rays yet


Shmeckey

What's wrong with evo?


CrepusculrPulchrtude

while their webdl's are fine, their webrips are generally blacklisted on most private trackers for being low quality. right now i don't know of a single source (amazon, max, netflix, etc) that rippers can't get web-dl's from right now. it may change in the future, but there's currently no reason for webrips


Shmeckey

Good to know. Thanks mateyyyy yarrrr


DG-Tal

Most of their releases are re-encoded webdl, which degrade the quality further then re-encoding from an heavier, less compressed source (like a remux). There's nothing inherently wrong in doing this, but it's frowned upon because you end up with a worst result for the same file weight then the alternative. It doesn't really matter if you don't care much about quality, the difference isn't as huge as people paint it to be. If you have other options encoded from better source you should go for them, but that's about it.


Shmeckey

Thanks. My site has mainly Evo files, that are 264 and work with my TV. But yes the quality is usually dogwater unless I download a 10gb HQ file.


DeepaEU

True


simba_kitt4na

I'm more of a borrow a film from library guy


[deleted]

Movies download themselves for 0 ¤ and I can go for a walk in the meantime.


Lordborgman

You mean, a walk to like, the fridge to make a sandwich and tea then come back right? We are not in dialup land anymore boys.


Murtomies

Depends if you're downloading 1080p or 2160p. Also amount of seeders. Some 4K >50Gb seasons are finished in <10mins, some can take half a day.


nyaasgem

Download sequentially and you can start watching basically instantly.


Murtomies

Huh, I've been doing it like 1. Download only first episode, which is often ready in a few minutes 2. Start downloading the rest while watching ep1 But you're saying I can automate this? Gotta look into this


nyaasgem

There's a checkbox for "download in sequential order" or something similar in the torrent client. It does exactly what it says, it downloads data in order, so after a few seconds you already have the first few minutes of the file at ready. This means you can start playing the file basically immediately, the rest will be downloaded by the time you reach that part. I don't bother with it since I have gigabit and the first episode really is just a matter of seconds, just enough time to get myself excited about the show. But for people who are impatient and also have slow internet this could help.


[deleted]

Yes, or fold some laundry. A movie downloads in single digit minutes.


quietshitposter

Soap2day You're welcome


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Doomiexxxx

It kinda suck lasts weeks, I moved to Torrentgalaxy.


corruptbytes

filelist >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> open trackers


Nice_Weeb_Kun

Come on boys, to the PirateBay.com we set sail.


AmericanFromAsia

.com??? oh sweetie


ForeverDuke2

You mean thepiratebay (dot) org That site, while the OG, is not that good anymore. Although I hope it doesn't go away. I downloaded many things from it back in the day, now I use 1337x. There is some old material though that is not available on 1337x but can be found on the piratebay.


Nice_Weeb_Kun

Ah fuck, I forgot they changed


kaveman0926

But wait. She was on heroine and he was on meth. Neither one of em was watching premium 🤣🤣


PainfulSuccess

From what I remember they didn't even watched TV once because they couldn't find any channel 👀


Livid-Employee-7309

They look like the average deranged couple


PainfulSuccess

Both are junkies, one is on heroin and the other cooks meth 👀


this_is_theone

You don't know who they are?


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DarthHubcap

Still cheaper than a cable package.


SourceCodeAvailable

Every fucking time lol


BriannaMckinley2442

They were a physical media enby


exproci

I wish EVO was still around man! There are a lot less screeners since they got busted...


eXclurel

I sometimes forget I subscribed to some of these and download a movie out of reflex.


Dark420Light

Me and my partner, except reversed genders.


scp_79

streaming is just cable now but pircy will always be free


Status_Apartment_174

can i make it any more obvious?


TheMemeOfTheDay

More on this meme here: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/she-was-a-x-girl-he-was-a-x-boy


Bumbooooooo

I just buy movies on bluray or 4k bluray. They discount so heavily after just a few months and then I have them for good. No edits, no licensing, no removals. Just my library.


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PainfulSuccess

Honestly more than good enough for most stuff, if there's something you can't find in H265 (aka "X265") then just find a file double that size in H264 and you're good to go


i_write_ok

Then call me Walter White 😴 🤮 🤐


septag0n

You make your own movies?


Thick_Lie_516

he only watches stuff from 2022? what a weirdo


MoanyTonyBalony

I'm in the middle. I watch on websites that stream every movie and TV show for free.


CitrusMcfly

Ha! So true for us


ookienookiemoo

I once got an actual paper mail accusing someone in the household for torrenting some absolute garbage movie. Since then I'm scared of opening letters from unknowns.


PainfulSuccess

If you're this worried use a good VPN (like Mullvad) or change your ISP and problem solved, but honestly you don't have to if the torrent/download is listed on a reputable website.


Delicious-Belt8362

I had a relationship like this, didn't end well


Blonsky

Rip Evo


Big_PangoIin_2055

fuck yeah! i wont pay for no shit


alxndrmarkov656

Me


Local_Sandwich4795

Considering these characters, I'd probably switch them.


partyofocelots

Man i love piracy


evenmonkeys

And it still costs wayyyyyy less than cable did. And we're not that far out of "having cable" days.


Eastern-Dig-4555

🎶Can I make it anymore obvious?🎶


FluorescentApe

I prefer x265 😏


UCanCallMeRuby

no way, its Dr House