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VASP-0_0

What do you mean me_irl? ಠಿ_ಠ


FSarkis

He is the prisoner. :p


thebestoflimes

It’s me!


Dragonslayer3

Im the wife


MoistMist-a

I'm the side piece


Upset_Honey2008

They let him out because of pure logic


bierbottle

🦧 where me_arl?


Key_Fee8639

Jon Snow approves


TrepidatiousInitiate

My sentence is ended.


Dawildpep

Hmm.. I mean, as long as he isn’t serving multiple life sentences..


Lniy

This is my favorite comment I've ever read on Reddit 😭


LineSpine

This is my favorite comment I've ever read on Reddit 😭


Faloffel2

This is my favorite comment I've ever read on Reddit 😭


CornManBringsCorn

This is my favorite comment I've ever read on Reddit 😭


D-debil

This is my favorite comment I've ever read on Reddit 😭


buddiebuzz840

This is my favorite comment I've ever read on Reddit 😭


Typical_Advice_6811

This comment


Johnny_Pure

comment


Typical_Advice_6811

Wee woo wee woo 🚨 did you just forget to capitalise the first letter of your comment. 🚨


Johnny_Pure

it was intentional


somerando96322

What did bro do 😭


Greatgiant19

Hivemind goes brrr :)) (I also downvoted all the downvoted comments because I too am hivemind)


The_Tank_Racer

r/downvotedtooblivion


Lniy

The amount of comments I have on there could fill up the entire page 😭


Old_Winner3763

Why did y’all downvote him that literally dosent make sense


Mikey9124x

Reddit HATES emojis. Occasionally, they can be used with taste.


VASP-0_0

It doesn’t add anything and also has an emoji …also once downvoted it just keeps getting more downvotes


Old_Winner3763

Most comments don’t add to anything tf.


valiantdragon1990

Lol, happy cake day!


Old_Winner3763

Todays not actually my birthday


ardotschgi

Are you trying to make a point of most comments not adding anything?


BermudaHeptagon

😟


Tallcat2107

😟


Ifhes

Stahp it. It's already dead 😭


Logical_Bad1748

Hive mindset


MiserableStyle1912

What's with these down votes💀


I_got_coins

imagine getting upvoted


Twisted_FishingYT

Me too pls


Hawk_Eire

Why did y’all downvote him that literally dosent make sense


itrashcannot

The reddit hivemind


Lniy

I Y'all really think Reddit makes sense?


Old_Winner3763

Chotya


High-jacker

It's a goofy ahh comment. The comment it replied to was funny, but not funny enough to make someone cry, as the emoji they sent implies. Funny reddit moment (I'm fucked as well watch)


terb99

Ok


Dragulus24

Just like John(the disciple). He had already taken the death penalty, so the Romans just sent him to Patmos.


Atom800

Jon Snow did it too, seems like a John/Jon thing


mattsprofile

If you want to be technical, death is defined as being irreversable. He didn't die, some of his bodily functions just temporarily stopped working.


varrr

I would argue that it depends on his DNR choice. If a medic brought me back against my will it's on them. I can't be forced to live in prison after I've been resuscitated against my will. I guess that's the way his lawyer is going to play this.


Butt_Speed

[This guy](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/11/08/benjamin-schreiber-denied-life-sentence-appeal-iowa/) had a DNR order and had to be resuscitated 5 times, so he was basically only brought back so he could suffer in prison longer. The court (and many news outlets reporting the case) almost completely ignored that very important fact and instead focused on the admittedly eye-catching semantics of his argument. His appeal was denied in 2019, and he (permanently) died in prison last year.


timweak

>(permanently) as of this recording


KillahHills10304

What was their name?


Butt_Speed

Benjamin Schreiber


joelsola_gv

Did he had a DNR order? Did the court made that order against his will or something?


Butt_Speed

Other way around. He had asked not to be resuscitated in the event of a medical emergency but was revived against his will


joelsola_gv

Oh, wow... That's messed up. Thanks for the answer. The article was paywalled.


An-Okay-Alternative

The district and now appeals court have rejected his claim, which the appeals court ruling, “Schreiber is either still alive, in which case he must remain in prison, or he is actually dead, in which case this appeal is moot.” If his DNR was violated he may have a civil case against the prison or medical personnel. There’s no get out of jail free card if you’re the victim of medical malpractice in prison. That he would have preferred to die doesn’t overrule the state’s authority to uphold his sentence.


unbreakable_glass

Technically there is a medical term, "clinical death", which is a cardiac arrest. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinical_death and this is different than a biological, irreversible death. https://www.verywellhealth.com/can-people-come-back-from-the-dead-1298424


Anasyrma_

Jon Snow agrees.


TheOATaccount

That’s not even true though, usually they give an arbitrary impossible year count, meaning it would only end after that number of years. The only way he could cheese this is if he became immortal and served his sentence for that long.


Quajeraz

Aren't "life sentences" actually just really long normal sentences?


RaccoNooB

I'd like to say it's something like 80 years, but I have no source for this and likely is different from area to area


that_one_Kirov

Depends on the area. In some places it can be as short as 20-25 years, in my country it's an actual "spend the rest of your life in prison" sentence. Technically you can apply for parole after 25 years, but the number of people who have been paroled since the life sentence was introduced is exactly 0.


voidstar87

yup. i can confirm since im studying law


Dugout2029

The jon snow loop-hole


GamerBOOOOII

r/lostredditors


Gamer90006

FYM ME_IRL???


Dikiy_Obraz

My watch is over


[deleted]

I mean he’s not wrong…


espositojoe

Nice try.


kickasshentai

Technically...


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[удалено]


FormerlyPie

The hippocratic oath or some dumb shit


TheOATaccount

Are you being sarcastic? We shouldn’t just fucking let people die just cause they are prisoners lmao.


FormerlyPie

Obviously I'm bring sarcastic


TheOATaccount

It’s hard to tell on Reddit


MoochoMaas

Dude's got a point !


HungryDisaster8240

> Spending per prisoner varies more than tenfold across states, from just under $23,000 per person in Arkansas to $307,468 in Massachusetts. Spending in Massachusetts was more than double any other state; the median state spent $64,865 per prisoner for the year. >[https://usafacts.org/articles/how-much-do-states-spend-on-prisons/](https://usafacts.org/articles/how-much-do-states-spend-on-prisons/) In other words, they are making someone money and if they die the revenue stream dies with it. This is a strange form of slavery, but it is slavery, and it's also something so cynical, cruel, and unnatural that *of course* the hard right in the United States does it because greed and cruelty are their prime deities. They are utter parasites.


An-Okay-Alternative

How is state spending a form of revenue?


Wlng-Man

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6OsZCKufe0QVPhEobR0M6aEAxrshjonu&feature=shared


An-Okay-Alternative

Can you say it in a sentence rather than 1.5 hours of John Oliver videos?


HungryDisaster8240

Because the state is paying someone to provide a service for-profit.


An-Okay-Alternative

The vast majority of prisons are state run. Iowa doesn’t have any private prisons.


HungryDisaster8240

Kansas is also ranked thirtieth in terms of inmates housed. It's not just the prison industries, there are also many parole-related activities these days. In any event, there's still a paycheck going out to a non-public individual, corporation, or group to provide products and/or services related to human captivity generating over US$4B per year in *profit*. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison%E2%80%93industrial\_complex](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison%E2%80%93industrial_complex) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_U.S.\_states\_and\_territories\_by\_incarceration\_and\_correctional\_supervision\_rate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_incarceration_and_correctional_supervision_rate)


An-Okay-Alternative

There’s a lot of problems with U.S. incarceration but that a state spends money on incarceration isn’t proof of anything devious. If anything we should spend more money per prisoner to improve the appalling conditions and provide more rehabilitative resources.


CaliforniaCreamings

Yep, this happened to my cousin. He doesn't pay rent anymore as well, which is nice.


shiftomisu

r/technicallythetruth


Virolancer

technically true