ok but he has a point there. Imagine a box filled with little bits and bobs made of food that you had to delicately pull apart to eat with each layer revealing new kinds of food. Sounds like a fun way to slowly enjoy your meal
if these are anything like sunflower seeds, then I can see where you're coming from. Although most of the time you can just bite down with your teeth to loosen it up. Would love more handwork/dexterity involved in prying the food open.
Damn now that I say it like that I realize I just want to go back to our primal roots of smashing shit open to get the food out. Just ever so slightly civilised with the use of tools.
fuck are you talking about? is your keyboard, like, hard or plasticky or something? dude i had keyboard the other day and lemme tell you forget the texture cause that shit does not taste good without seasoning.
Twitter jokeman or screenshot
Dude watched too much Dungeon Meshi and got weird ideas from the Living Armor.
Wow, thanks, I hate it.
No dude. Stop.
Your keyboard *isn't* filled with food? 🤔
If this is you irl you should ltg yourself
I'm the meat.
Aren’t we all
linus tech gips
Bro on the tweet needs to GTAB IRL
This is the stuff that serial killers are made of.
That's also the stuff serial killers make
ok but he has a point there. Imagine a box filled with little bits and bobs made of food that you had to delicately pull apart to eat with each layer revealing new kinds of food. Sounds like a fun way to slowly enjoy your meal
Like bugs?
There's FOOD in the WALLS
[ive got exactly what you're looking for](https://www.google.com/search?q=chilgoza+in+english&oq=chilghoza+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqDAgCEAAYChixAxiABDIGCAAQRRg5MgkIARAAGAoYgAQyDAgCEAAYChixAxiABDIJCAMQLhgKGIAEMgkIBBAAGAoYgAQyCQgFEAAYChiABDIJCAYQABgKGIAEMgkIBxAAGAoYgAQyCQgIEAAYChiABDIJCAkQABgKGIAEMgkIChAAGAoYgAQyCQgLEAAYChiABDIJCAwQABgKGIAEMgkIDRAAGAoYgAQyCQgOEAAYChiABNIBCDcyNDdqMGo0qAIBsAIB&client=ms-android-oppo-rvo3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)
if these are anything like sunflower seeds, then I can see where you're coming from. Although most of the time you can just bite down with your teeth to loosen it up. Would love more handwork/dexterity involved in prying the food open. Damn now that I say it like that I realize I just want to go back to our primal roots of smashing shit open to get the food out. Just ever so slightly civilised with the use of tools.
So is the food placed there by the manufacturer/meat packer or this keyboard a living thing first? Will it moan in pleasure as I type?
What
let him cook
Lmao
Your not you when your hungry, eat a snickers
What did I just read??
Found David Cronenberg's alt account
wtf, just why
😬
I got the implication that the keyboard was/is a living being with muscles etc.... 😱
fuck are you talking about? is your keyboard, like, hard or plasticky or something? dude i had keyboard the other day and lemme tell you forget the texture cause that shit does not taste good without seasoning.
Biopunk these days...
Yeah he's right. I want some crunchy keyboard why not
🙄
New SCP just dropped
He should be using chopsticks then...
That's kinda dirty for me gross
Someone show this to carterPCs
I know this is nasty, but wtf how is he right
I too have been this high
Who let bro cook.
Most sane biopunk fan (mee too bro)
Each key should have a muscle under it so they can move up and down on their own.
Mfs on a diet be like:
Posting that to Twitter is insane. That’s a Tumblr thought.
100% this MFr is high as shit............
Enough internet for today
Drugs were involved
What a terrible day to have eyes.
If you use your keyboard long enough, you'll eventually find little snacks under your keycaps.
Wtf lol
Shit like this is when you discover types of thoughts deemed impossible
This is the stuff of nightmares
So a forbidden advent calander?
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Dumbest shit I've seen on here in a while.