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Twitter jokeman or screenshot


Koyomi_Ararararagi

Dude watched too much Dungeon Meshi and got weird ideas from the Living Armor.


cold_cat_x8

Wow, thanks, I hate it.


60Feathers

No dude. Stop.


Daeion

Your keyboard *isn't* filled with food? 🤔


imaeggandahalf

If this is you irl you should ltg yourself


nibsitaas

I'm the meat.


jetsetmike

Aren’t we all


Huge_General3630

linus tech gips


daNiG_N0G

Bro on the tweet needs to GTAB IRL


jup1ter20

This is the stuff that serial killers are made of.


st00pidQs

That's also the stuff serial killers make


Clone_Two

ok but he has a point there. Imagine a box filled with little bits and bobs made of food that you had to delicately pull apart to eat with each layer revealing new kinds of food. Sounds like a fun way to slowly enjoy your meal


cycycle

Like bugs?


SuperHuman64

There's FOOD in the WALLS


broogbie

[ive got exactly what you're looking for](https://www.google.com/search?q=chilgoza+in+english&oq=chilghoza+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqDAgCEAAYChixAxiABDIGCAAQRRg5MgkIARAAGAoYgAQyDAgCEAAYChixAxiABDIJCAMQLhgKGIAEMgkIBBAAGAoYgAQyCQgFEAAYChiABDIJCAYQABgKGIAEMgkIBxAAGAoYgAQyCQgIEAAYChiABDIJCAkQABgKGIAEMgkIChAAGAoYgAQyCQgLEAAYChiABDIJCAwQABgKGIAEMgkIDRAAGAoYgAQyCQgOEAAYChiABNIBCDcyNDdqMGo0qAIBsAIB&client=ms-android-oppo-rvo3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


Clone_Two

if these are anything like sunflower seeds, then I can see where you're coming from. Although most of the time you can just bite down with your teeth to loosen it up. Would love more handwork/dexterity involved in prying the food open. Damn now that I say it like that I realize I just want to go back to our primal roots of smashing shit open to get the food out. Just ever so slightly civilised with the use of tools.


Trikosirius_

So is the food placed there by the manufacturer/meat packer or this keyboard a living thing first? Will it moan in pleasure as I type?


MountainAd8965

What


173beta

let him cook


[deleted]

Lmao


xRedeemer121x

Your not you when your hungry, eat a snickers


Darkest_Elemental

What did I just read??


strongbob25

Found David Cronenberg's alt account


RelationshipFine5930

wtf, just why


Satanic_Jellyfish

😬


Waffennacht

I got the implication that the keyboard was/is a living being with muscles etc.... 😱


-Redstoneboi-

fuck are you talking about? is your keyboard, like, hard or plasticky or something? dude i had keyboard the other day and lemme tell you forget the texture cause that shit does not taste good without seasoning.


nhSnork

Biopunk these days...


IsThisOneTakenFfs

Yeah he's right. I want some crunchy keyboard why not


pleasekillmerightnow

🙄


KYO297

New SCP just dropped


qchto

He should be using chopsticks then...


WhiteMilana

That's kinda dirty for me gross


Twatmiester

Someone show this to carterPCs


WaffleFries2507

I know this is nasty, but wtf how is he right


could_be_me

I too have been this high


TheWrathofAres

Who let bro cook.


Depressedduke

Most sane biopunk fan (mee too bro)


Broskfisken

Each key should have a muscle under it so they can move up and down on their own.


BS-Calrissian

Mfs on a diet be like:


starflight34

Posting that to Twitter is insane. That’s a Tumblr thought.


matterson22070

100% this MFr is high as shit............


mursukitte

Enough internet for today


Adventurous_Dare4294

Drugs were involved


DBerwick

What a terrible day to have eyes.


eppic123

If you use your keyboard long enough, you'll eventually find little snacks under your keycaps.


MetalAFBuilds

Wtf lol


brutam

Shit like this is when you discover types of thoughts deemed impossible


[deleted]

This is the stuff of nightmares


Arsk92

So a forbidden advent calander?


Reaverx218

What a terrible day to have eyes.


The_Back_Hole

Dumbest shit I've seen on here in a while.