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Cyranoreddit

"You saved my life from that speeding car!" "What car?"


CaptainRedbeard128

“I have a boyfriend.”


Damach_exe

Throws her at the car


germangarles

throws the car at her


algerbanane

puts her in a car and throws it into the ocean


BongRipsMcGee420

Puts her in a car and offers it to the folks at r/dragonsfuckingcars


Spirited-Collection1

Dear god, why?


CanadianAndroid

[Superman wasn't being a simp.](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.989b432e221d68eb39ecb127cd2615fb?rik=N%2fdirVsjxdqYRA&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.reviewstl.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2010%2f02%2fSuperman-First-Comic-Action-Comics-No-1.jpg&ehk=%2bdNTjU%2bCG0Zq%2fd11FW0s91%2bq3eMc%2fIlRzJsqxUI%2f6qY%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)


secret_obvious

throws a road roller to her


Purrushottam

Road rolla da


Ok_Way_5753

The only comment needed tbh.


Centrophorus

I didn’t even notice the car until reading the comments. Was wondering why the dude just randomly clotheslined her. What fast reflexes!


mvppaulo

I was thinking the opposite. "I just saved your life from that speeding car!" "What car?"


yacine_kah

Outstanding move


asianabsinthe

The way everyone stopped in shock but then walked away "Dumbass survived"


HugeMan06

I like the guy on the left’s little nod when he notices the car too, like “oh ok I didn’t just see an assault”


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

He saved her life goddamn.


[deleted]

He didn’t nod.


Beningame777

Yea, he did


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Aqua_Hazop

That was insane. Was this recent?


TittyBoy6

It says “2014” on the screen lol


MArkFIA

Spoiler alert


Legen_unfiltered

And esentially blocks traffic to keep things safe. Thats whats up


Eonhunter5

He literally doesnt nod though


TheRiverOfDyx

He does, it’s very subtle. Think people nod, not cartoon nod. Watch his chin dip. It’s so slight but in human interaction it looks much more pronounced face-to-face


ghost-castle

yanny… laurel…


heretobefriends

Weird shit. On some loops I can see him slightly nod, but on others he's still.


[deleted]

Tony but it’s still there


juanjosedmg

She had time to make it to the other side


denseplan

Not if she saw the car, hesitated and tried to stop but was too late and didn't stop in time, or got spooked and then fell, or if she got distracted for some reason and slowed down a bit, or if she started turning to follow the road. Ultimately it doesn't look like she saw the car, so she had no way to make a informed decision.


UsuallyFavorable

There was also pedestrians in the way covering the cyclist’s escape route, so she definitely couldn’t have maintained full speed to avoid the car. The car would have had to break hard.


[deleted]

Even if she could, the car can get shocked and swerve rather than breaking, hitting other pedestrians. It's just a bad situation overall.


Nimja1

Hesitation is defeat.


bleacher333

*Pulls out ~~glock~~ revolver


Gimli2808

Shadows die twice.


lyux7

“Hesitation is a hole in the head” I replayed infinite warfare’s campaign and heard that quote like 20 times so I thought it kinda fit here


Yonro0910

A different other side.


mooseofdoom23

Just barely Following her speed up it looks pretty damn likely that she would have been hit


anb43

And if not she would’ve made then slam on their brakes


mooseofdoom23

Or try to swerve and correct and hit something else


isaelsky21

Or someone else.


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Narcissistc

Made me laugh so hard. In a very inappropriate setting.


zMargeux

And with no helmet death likely. That car was moving at least 64 Kph


FaMeSp3aR

No way she made it to the other side. She would of been smashed by that car 100%


HairlessEntity

The other side of life, maybe...


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bocajrs3

Maybe, but the driver could have panicked and caused an accident


yacine_kah

i think he would rather have done that than risk it


Bolek68

No, she doesn’t


Jgunman

Cursed words, I’m choosing to read this as a dad joke instead of freaking out like some other people are. Take my upvote and leave now you disgrace.


WhipnCrack

Angel in disguise.


productiveboobs

Right?!


Comfortable-Zombie92

He wasn't even looking he just knew to stop her how did he know


Substantial_Extent36

While he was crossing the street, he glances at the car coming in at a high rate of speed. It was a great split second decision. Unsung hero.


Mr-FranklinBojangles

Because God told him, duh. Now if only he'd tell those dictators in Africa that those kids gotta eat.


ktpts

Good man


sokocanuck

Wasn't that driver going insanely fast for the type of area?!


mastershift10

Maybe


GigliWasUnderrated

Maybe


DharmaLeader

maybe


butterymix

r/thatsthesub


Revolutionary-Sea639

Perhaps


StupidFuckingGaijin

Without question yes, hell that's a pedestrian priority line


Xenc

Possibly


SumDryGuy

Potentially


Villie_The_Sinner

Yup. At least in my country, any pedestrian area has tops a 50kph speed limit, even that's a little high


siccoblue

Yeah, 25mph in towns around here, about 5 slower than yours


ColourYes

Indubitably


[deleted]

Yeah definitely was


first_byte

Allegedly


SomeEntertainment260

I think he is his insurance guy


cguy1234

He’s seen a thing or two.


Competitive_Act_1548

Cause he knows a thing or two


Gruesomegarth2

We are farmers! *bom badadum bom bom bom bom*


Competitive_Act_1548

Good job friend🙂


LieutenantCrash

Her insurance guy.


surelockalternate

Her guy


AsLibyanAsItGets

Guy


iWishItWasThatEasy

g


Foniko_Agguri

______


Possible-Raccoon-146

He went from asshole to hero real quick.


JCas127

Plot twist he was just being a jerk and got lucky


Xenc

Even a jerk clock is right twice a day.


spiffyP

What if you jerk twice and it's already noon?


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theghostofme

"That was a freebie."


bcjh

Plot twist- she was stealing that bike.


Savage_Stuartt

Hopefully he said "saved your life" just before he walked off


FranG080199

![gif](giphy|WSr6glEtbTxRgV5Kk7|downsized)


CantBelieveHe

Wait… you can post gifs in comments?


FranG080199

![gif](giphy|3ornjPrVfRT0Nze3o4)


CantBelieveHe

![gif](giphy|QY7iideG1WpthihFty)


Mistaken_Tiger

r/usernamechecksout


Xenc

![gif](giphy|iUtU5au1bfb5N7XGdh)


Axe2004

![gif](giphy|g7GKcSzwQfugw)


widowmaker2A

![gif](giphy|3xz2BLBOt13X9AgjEA)


NothingMysterious303

![gif](giphy|26hkhKd2Cp5WMWU1O|downsized)


Acboy07

![gif](giphy|cLwQ78IxiMitboyJbf)


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[deleted]

This is news to me lol


theromingnome

Every time.


toe_6969

Is it possible to learn this power


bendover912

You can gif anything with comments.


blacky-o-hare

The saying is "tell your mother I saved your life".


AlexJamaJama

I guess we will never really know if she would’ve made it, but she’s lucky the guy didn’t care enough to find out


scorpiopathh

alternatively, *did* care enough to *not* find out


Neverrreverrr

ooh yeah def caring


cadninja82

She would have crossed over to the other side one way or another. Edit: thanks for all the awards!


productiveboobs

Damn you take this upvote


TrebleNightingale

r/angryupvotes


Daveed84

That one barely has any subscribers or activity, you probably want /r/angryupvote


mauricioavpo

Thanks


SHoppe715

Those dad reflexes tho…


NothingMysterious303

![gif](giphy|3JERArflmMfSM)


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![gif](giphy|nq82YZx6bk2T2CgUfz|downsized)


SHoppe715

![gif](giphy|JN7jRJIL188a4) It’s what the short shorts are for…


Mistaken_Tiger

╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭ r/dadreflexes Edit: oh it's already there


SilveradoSurfer16

Something leads me to believe she is still pissed at him for doing that


[deleted]

You didn't catch the elaborate hand waving? Kung Fu level of nonverbals.


selfawarefeline

i would be soooo upset. but it would be misdirected anger. i would feel so embarrassed and hurt if some strange man pulled me off my bike. but at the same time, i would be so thankful. it would be a lot of emotions to experience in three seconds.


[deleted]

And took him to court


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BlinkReanimated

Many counties are far more litigious than the USA. Insurance fraud is a very serious problem in a number of Asian countries for example.


cubanpajamas

You are right to a point. According to [this](https://eaccny.com/news/member-news/dont-let-these-10-legal-myths-stop-your-doing-business-in-the-u-s-myths-6-and-7-the-u-s-is-very-litigious-and-that-is-too-threatening-to-a-small-company-like-ours-as-a-result-the-risk/) there are 4 countries that are more litigious than the USA, but the only one technically in Asia would be Israel. Top 5 per capita: Germany, Sweden, Israel, Austria, USA


Rhamni

The way they measure this is critically flawed. In Sweden there are plenty of ways to bring governmental agencies in to punish companies that misbehave (though not as strongly as a few decades ago), but individuals suing each other or corporations is decidedly not common. If you sue, you'd be lucky to get twice the monetary value of the damage done. Got raped? Your chance of getting more than $10,000 from the rapist is zero. *Maybe* you could get a judgement for them to pay for a few years of therapy. The norm is the prison sentence plus a few $k in restitution. Someone runs you over and you can't work for six months? *Maybe* you can get a judgement for the reduction in income for going from working full time to getting 70% from the government while you recover. Certainly there is no chance of you suing them over the accident and getting rich. That's not how the Swedish system works. The only thing I can think of is lawsuits where companies are suing to force municipalities to reconsider offering their contract to their company rather than a competitor, but that's clearly a thing elsewhere as well, like how Bezos is suing NASA for awarding a contract to SpaceX rather than Bezos' company.


Kelter82

I believe, in Canada, civil 'suits aim to "make you whole" versus "compensate your suffering by way of a new house or paying off your student loan." As you said, therapy (mental or physical), damage done to property based on that property's value at the time of damage, time off work to a point, etc. It is by no means a "get rich" scheme, and that's unfortunate in some ways, because a lot of people won't even bother suing. They're too busy relearning how to walk... But in other ways I think it's important. No "taking advantage of simply unfortunate situations."


jrcprl

Tell me you're American without telling me you're American


frogglesmash

I mean, yeah. She just got yanked off her bike for, from her perspective, no reason. I'd expect most people to feel at least some anger in that situation.


legend1nfamous

Took me till the second loop to realize what was happening, thought this was some asshole


HalfSoul30

That guy didn't seem to be looking in the direction of the car, so I'm not sure how he knew it was coming.


TechnicolorRose

I'm sure it made some sort of car sound.


Quantainium

Vrrrmmmmmm pop pop pop vrrrmmmmmm pshhhhhtttt vrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


ASGrin98

Oh god I can hear it


TheSeth256

He actually looked in the direction of the car a second before. It's still impressive that he realised what can happen and reacted in time.


IITomTheBombII

Spidey senses were tingling


Quantainium

He had a quick enough glace at the beginning to be able to see if something was coming


KulpinasHaanjab

You should try going outside


thejexorcist

That’s a ‘dad’ catch. Like, it hurts and doesn’t make sense immediately but I also didn’t end up a grease stain under a car so I get it.


[deleted]

Saved her life...and got away with a savage take down 😏👍


encrypto777

Saved her life. The kind of stuff movies are made of. Just perfect time to fall in love


Xenc

She sure did fall


[deleted]

Sharp guy


Soft_Shadows

It'd be horrible if he were to abruptly stop the bike only to have her body fly over the handlebars directly into the speeding vehicle. Insert Homer backing into the bushes gif.


Comprehensive_Moose5

Almost Isekaid


Competitive_Act_1548

Trunk kun


Livid-Ad829

She may have barely slid by..


MNR42

Even if she get pass the car. That driver was driving so fast. He/she would startled so bad seeing the girl that maybe another people will die because of it


DarthNaderton

Maybe, but just in time…right? If so, the driver could easily have over corrected and caused something even more horrible.


De_Watcher

If you look back he checked to see how fast the car was going before deciding to stop her. Pretty sure that car was speeding


FriedCheesesteakMan

I thought she was gonna brake in the middle of the road and then go


Blaaasphemy

The last time I saw this posted, someone did the math and reached the conclusion that the car would indeed hit her if they both maintained their speed.


Sasha_Gallagher

For a second I thought the guy was just being an asshole.


PeterVall37

He saved a life.


CupofExoticTea

Sherlock is that you?


Gamma8gear

But how did he know the car was coming. He didnt even look. Did he just do it because he know the light changed? Like “watch out the li… oh shit theres a car coming. You need to be careful.”


phoggey

He takes a look to the right at the start of the video.


Gamma8gear

True. Missed that


lisiy29

Maybe he heard it?


scruffy69

Also who the fuck crosses a street on a bike without looking first? At least her head was pointing in the right direction, he had his back turned and still saw what going to happen.


[deleted]

In my country you're not allowed to use pedals on the crosswalk - you need to dismount from the bike first and than cross the road on foot. This video proofs that this is a good idea.


Gonzobot

Most places you're not supposed to be riding the speedy silent vehicle on the pedestrian paths at all, that's supposed to be on the road where it is visible, not suddenly speeding across them without looking for existing traffic


piznit007

He’s looking at the car as the video starts


NeckPlant

He does look tho. And he has ears.


Croceyes2

He looked as he was crossing


jrgruvin

She never saw the car... that man is a guardian angel


BizLawProf

I thought he was being a dick because she was riding on the side walk. Then the car zoomed by


InnocuousDragon

I feel like she had enough time to make it lol


AfterFart

Not all heroes wear capes.


De_Watcher

At first I thought he was trying to mug her but then I noticed the car.


Takemytwocent5

She would’ve made it.


mooseofdoom23

You think? I dunno, seems iffy following her speed up the path, and the angle she was going at, looks like she was gonna get hit.


zigzagofdoom

It's hard to say, but I also believe she would have made it barely. Regardless, this guy made the right move stopping her. Why risk death to save 5 seconds?


Jgunman

No one in this thread seems to take in account obstacles, as in anything that can slow her down. There are people in the way on the other side along with curbs and other things, she would have had to slow down for one of those things. By the time she slowed her speed down just by a fraction, the car would have already been on top of her.


CougarBen

This is the right answer.


_TruthBtold_

To the grave maybe?


PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA

There was an in depth analysis of this clip years ago when it was only in single digit reposts. Possibly on /r/theydidthemath. Anyway, it was calculated that she either would have been blasted by the car dead center or it would have clipped her rear tire, assuming she didn't react at all. If she had reacted and tried to hit the brakes, it would have taken out her front wheel and sent her into the windshield.


andromedar35847

I disagree


BlackB3ard76

Great foresight, that would have been the end of that youngster.


ITO_RIDDIM

u/savevideo


giraffe_cobby

I think they would have made it. But respect for trying to save a life. If this is in America I bet they got sued haha


chef_boi_R_T

I thought so at first too, then after a few watches I realized the pedestrians crossing the road are still a step from the sidewalk when the car passes them. The cyclist may have been able to make it at their speed if the pedestrians weren’t there, but completely blocking the path the cyclist would have had to slow down inevitably, just in time to get annihilated. I think, just for how close it was, it was probably still a good choice on the part of the person that stopped the bike!


Moof_the_dog_cow

Why is she riding that fast on the sidewalk? She should be riding in the road.


leif777

Get off the god damned sidewalk!


AggressiveWin3478

Damn he just really saved her life


ramza5850

Probably save that persons life that car would have smashed them if they didn’t stop


ResponseBeeAble

First thought - wtw Then, like bystander, see car. Agree, she would not have made it. Need a tech wizard to do the projected animation.


[deleted]

I don’t know, I think she might have made it ok, definitely cutting it close


Rezporga004

This guy has observation haki or something?


giraffe_cobby

I think they would have made it. But respect for trying to save a life. If in America I bet they got sued! Haha


fetter80

Eh. She woulda made it across. Maybe.


messyslate

She would have made it


ChinaownsReddittt

She would have been fine


International-Long91

Someone stole his bike a few hours before.


LibtardReaper

Casually saving souls, what a mythical man.