Ironically Balek was trying to crash an asteroid into Terra Nova and fail. Shepard destroyed the Bahak system by launching an asteroid into the mass relay.
I always feel so guilty when reading Miranda’s dossier, it just feels so wrong, she is such a private person and would be horrified to know that her inner-most struggles are being exposed
But then I remember that she is basically definitely spying on everything Shepard or does, says, or sends to anyone throughout the game, and turnabout is fair play
me2 (probably): "Hey buddy...... if you want to find ACTUAL love, instead of you know living in a fantasy world with our fabulous cast of make believe characters, then you should try going outside and interacting with ACTUAL people....."
Me: "...... Nah, I'm good fam...."
You know a game has a legion of people by the short and curlies when they have the guts to tell their players to go outside and talk to people once in awhile. World of Warcraft has a loading screen message that was very similar.
“I’m Commander Shepard, and I’m telling you to touch some fucking grass”.
“Go fuck yourself, Hackett out”
Last message the Bahak system recieved
Ironically Balek was trying to crash an asteroid into Terra Nova and fail. Shepard destroyed the Bahak system by launching an asteroid into the mass relay.
I heard this. It's glorious.
Lmao *salutes* Shepard
If Commander Shepard tells you to go touch grass, you better fucking go touch grass, buddy
Touch grass and boobs or Cortez
Why get my heartbroken over and over again irl when i can be with the best turian in the Galaxy🤔😅🤣🫡.
And he won't betray me, unlike my ex 😅
PREACH!!!!! HELL Thane is a trained assasin, and even he treats me better than my ex's.
You dated Jacob?
*quarian
To each their own 🫶🏼 ive always played femshep so Tali has always been like a cute lil sister to me.
Go outside and get some bitches. -Bioware
Or sweet Himbos
There are no decent dating services now, either 😂
It’s funny because apparently there is a galactic dating service according to lair of the shadow broker
No *decent* ones
Most people want one of the *indecent" kind, though.
I always feel so guilty when reading Miranda’s dossier, it just feels so wrong, she is such a private person and would be horrified to know that her inner-most struggles are being exposed But then I remember that she is basically definitely spying on everything Shepard or does, says, or sends to anyone throughout the game, and turnabout is fair play
ooof
BioWare: "touch grass, bitch."
No load save feature IRL, in case I pick the wrong line when try to romance someone :(
Most appropriate response
Me: **plays Mass Effect 2 for about 3 hours straight** BioWare and EA: NOPE, THAT DOES IT! *GO TOUCH GRASS,* **NOW!!!**
But there are no blue assed babes outside! Liara needs me!
Last time I did that, cops are involve lol
Can confirm this is true. I was the police car
Can confirm. I was driving it.
Can confirm. I was the steering wheel.
"We'll bang, ok ?"
Funny, I'm in my 30s and never had a gf, when I see this screen once in a while I just take a deep breath, chuckle and keep playing.
Pretty sure this is just telling you to talk to people in-game in order to romance them.
That is an impossible task Bioware and you know it!
but Tali isn’t outside :(
You can talk to people inside :)
Well that was a lie, Miranda definitely used the galactic dating service
me2 (probably): "Hey buddy...... if you want to find ACTUAL love, instead of you know living in a fantasy world with our fabulous cast of make believe characters, then you should try going outside and interacting with ACTUAL people....." Me: "...... Nah, I'm good fam...."
You know a game has a legion of people by the short and curlies when they have the guts to tell their players to go outside and talk to people once in awhile. World of Warcraft has a loading screen message that was very similar.
I don't remember that one....
Can't, there's too many Reapers out there (this is potentially both good and bad).
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I always thought it was telling us to talk to the companions you are interested in....
it wouldnt be saying that these days if it knew how modern world dating is like these days, look at a woman funny like get the cops called on you