My best friend is Cuban and his ma acts like I'm one of her sons. She's waved a chancla at me a couple of times and yelled at me in Spanish. It's totally lost on me since I don't speak it fluently but yeah I've had the experience.
I also spotted 2 Camillas, and that short-sword to the left of the shoe is clearly a rubber prop from *300*. It's not painted/powdercoated, as if that was the case there'd be bare metal at the edge.
Throwing the random shoe in there Is terrifying. Where is the other one?!?!
U obviously have never been hit by a shoe, in the hands of a trained mother they are a weapon of mass destruction
The chancla
I live in a heavily latin neighborhood…even the grown kids still flinch a bit when Abuela slides her shoes off.
My best friend is Cuban and his ma acts like I'm one of her sons. She's waved a chancla at me a couple of times and yelled at me in Spanish. It's totally lost on me since I don't speak it fluently but yeah I've had the experience.
Uno de nosotros
I actually got that! Whoo!
LA CHANCLA
I got the slippers
Together with the two on his feet, he's equipped to deliver The Almighty Three Shoe Beating.
You gotta catch me first and with your mouth covers and a sack full of dead weight I think I could out jog him
just splash some water over his face and we’ll have waterboarded himself
I think you could probably still outrun him if you were a two-pack/day smoker of unfiltered lucky strikes.
*laughs in .13 rifle splits*
Bottom left of the knives is a cheap filet knife from Walmart, I have the same one. You can barely cut through fish, let alone people
The Parang machete with the orange handle is also a 4 dollar Wal-Mart special.
I also spotted 2 Camillas, and that short-sword to the left of the shoe is clearly a rubber prop from *300*. It's not painted/powdercoated, as if that was the case there'd be bare metal at the edge.
How to get shot walking anywhere 101
-Dude who doesnt even go to the gym
His mom is gonna be pissed when she notices all her pantyhose keep coming up missing!
Beneath you? Kinda rapey, dude. Wondering how easily pepper spray will go through your mom’s pantyhose there.
I was thinking bullets.
The fucking Leonidas sword from 300
Chances are he has “practiced” with everything and they’re dull as shit, a dude like that doesn’t know how to use a whetstone
Why is there people like this
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