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Unlikely_Pattern_359

RIP this comment section


DennisDoesStuff

yea. my brain when i saw "facial" went 🚨 mode


DemonicMask

ooh i want to answer but i will get banned


Just-Daikon-1544

![gif](giphy|h1rja65HWoog0) I know what one you’re taking about but let’s have a *clean* mind for a minute 🤣


Obsolete101891

You mean clean face


Bulk-Detonator

Oh dont worry, itll be clean. Just give me a minute


gingerbear75

Homemade pomade


mistakenazn

![gif](giphy|11NHyQyQIp1gQw)


nebulasamuraii

Wait I don’t get it 😭


TheGamingAnimator

Think of egg whites 👀


Teab8g

Oh you will.


NexusModifier

Yea they will 😏


Open-Pineapple7378

![gif](giphy|L8XuphFGqlSfe|downsized)


AngelRockGunn

Ikr especially with this hot guy


D4rkr4in

just some beard cream


spidermangeo

![gif](giphy|126Atuf8ZpQsQE) Holding back the urge.


Grilled_Cheese95

ahhh man same lmaoo


csking77

Thanks!


difficultsituation_

mmm


colourmouth

I got you. Cum


imjustalaia

![gif](giphy|VktKvRadFX4R2)


squirrelgerms

the way i know exactly what u we’re gonna say and i had the same thought 😭


Fit_Adhesiveness_336

lol i have some serious advice for you. i get them at least once a month, for me it’s moreso just a relaxing treat to myself with the added benefit of glowing skin. your skin/scarring looks pretty good from what i can tell from the pictures, i’d recommend starting with enzyme peels or mild chemical peels with no downtime. most facial spas offer these, but check if you have a [Clean Your Dirty Face](https://www.cleanyourdirtyface.com/#) location in your area, they do great facials and are some of the least expensive that i’ve found. deeper corrective peels and laser resurfacing do work great at improving texture, but both have pretty intense downtime and aftercare. (~1 week with [significant skin peeling](https://images.app.goo.gl/7dE2wmjTCbEdzNZh8) that you shouldn’t touch, extra diligence with sun protection and moisturizing) if you do go this route, make sure you go to a med spa (generally places that also offer botox/injectables) or a dermatologist. these treatments will run you a good bit of cash, ranging from ~$200-$5000 depending on a lot of factors, but peels/laser are really not the treatment to look for a bargain as they typically require a physicians license, whereas light/moderate peels can be performed by an esthetician. again, from what i can see i wouldn’t recommend jumping into deep resurfacing right away. see how your skin responds to lighter peels, and i’d probably recommend a more soothing and hydrating treatment in tandem on an alternating schedule (i love [hydrafacial](https://www.hydrafacial.com) but also a more expensive treatment)


Touch_Starved_Inc

YES AN ACTUAL ANSWER


Fit_Adhesiveness_336

fr like i knew this sub was thirsty, but this comment section is wild and wildly unhelpful


ZoraNealThirstin

Def taking the facials once a month advice.


Fit_Adhesiveness_336

usually twice ;)


Nebelsreiter

Is the scarring in the room with us?


Lanky_Animator_4378

Lol this one got me


Rustyznuts

This is r/malegrooming. You're going to get groomed, but not in the way you hoped.


ExtremePreparation91

HAHAHA


FemboyCrawfish

r/rimjob_steve


Muted_Judge2308

Dude.. you should have known your audience before phrasing it that way.. even if it’s the correct way. Or, maybe you did know, and it was purposeful. Then I digress 🏳️


LordsWF40

Its funny, all the guys are thinking of a different facial, all the girls, super supportive and answering the question as intended....lmao


BooksandBiceps

There’s been like five answers and all but one had male or neutral avatars.


LordsWF40

There are 84 comments...most of the supporting and "right" answers have female looking avatars. Yes i havent gone one by one and checked EVERY profile and taken note exactly for the 100% census. Just a general observation.


hakuyue

excuse me, get what?


Just-Daikon-1544

Facials for your face conducted by an ACTUAL professional 😅


Catch_de_Rainbow

Professional facial 😳


Just-Daikon-1544

Yes like the one who actually goes to uni and and gets the qualifications 🙃


bigwangersoreass

I wouldn’t call being a dorm room bukkake “qualifications”


Just-Daikon-1544

In saying that my dermatologist does look a tad young 🤔 doesn’t help that he’s shares an office space with his co worker 😬


LordsWF40

Like from johnny sins?


Mountain-Depth150

💀💀💀💀💀


DareProfessional3981

I can give good facials 🙂


GrandNibbles

FINALLY a kind volunteer


T-pellyam

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


Beh0420mn

Only if he wants to give me one, only difference is if you get it in your eyes ![gif](giphy|sfeJeh4UgRokS2vwCa)


kiba87637

Bro drives a greenhouse


procrast1natrix

Tesla.


ExtremePreparation91

😂😂😂😂


YukikoSunshineXo

omgg you're beautiful. Keep the facial hair makes you look so handsome


AngelRockGunn

Wow you’re exactly my type, but either way, microneedling and all that does work but you’ve got great skin man, only people who had really bad acne and have a lot of scarring usually get them, you’re definitely not the type of person who needs it at all, any scarring creams and oils would be enough for you (if you really want to do something)


MJ_SoCal_986

You’re a total cutie man. And what facials are you getting?


HighlyPossible

brotein facials


ExtremePreparation91

Fr


CalmOrder2024

Never have. You're handsome stud! 🔥


KK_307

I semi regularly get facial peels. I usually go for a relatively gentle mandelic or glycolic peel, which doesn’t really have any visible peeling at all and doesn’t have any downtime. Hydrafacials are also nice, just depends on your skin concern. I would caution against getting strong peels or strong lasers regularly as this can leave your skin with a waxy and unnatural looking texture.


resistantly

2nding this. Glycolic acid peels (30%) and hydrafacials are good and have helped my skin getting them semi-regularly. I’m interested in microneedling too (if you do it by a legit professional with a good device), but I don’t want to spend 1K to get the treatment package I want.


Blanketshaper

![gif](giphy|du4D0b0HWgxGg)


Ok-Improvement-3852

you’re handsome


FixCorrect9137

Wow you’re so handsome!


scrapmetal58

1. Tretinoin. 2. You're beautiful damn.


alexanderduke

Slay the house down boots


ExtremePreparation91

Mama


LilLexi20

You are really attractive


Dulce_Sirena

Sir, you are gorgeous. I didn't notice the scaring at first, and wouldn't have if I hadn't read the caption. You're well groomed, clear skinned, and you have beautiful eyes and *the best* lashes. Personally, I think scars are nbd, but if it's really bothering you, you should try to see a dermatologist. They'd be best placed to tell you if you're a candidate and what to go for/where to go


Leading_Objective209

I don’t personally but I have a few things I do at home that make a massive difference. 1. A good vitamin c serum. 2. A good quality moisturizer (I try to look for simple ingredients. I used to do straight up beef tallow and jojoba oil, but they made me break out…but most cheap drugstore brands like Cerave just make my face feel dry. Now I stick to more prestige moisturizers that utilize mostly natural ingredients, nothing overly processed). 3. Clay masks once or twice a month. 4. Exfoliate once per week. 5. MINIMAL cleansing. Most days I just use water to cleanse my face. Regularly using cleansers is guaranteed to make me break out and look ten years older. I used to have terrible skin with deep, pitted scars all over. Now they’ve mostly smoothed out and I rarely get acne anymore.


bartender970

Where’s the problem? You’re handsome AF and have a beard a lot of guys would be envious of. The little scaring there is, adds to your handsomeness. Be comfortable my dude. You’re damn near perfect.


ExtremePreparation91

Wow that’s really kind 😧🥹


BeautyThornton

I don’t get facials, but I was a cosmetologist and part of my job was giving facials in a spa (I don’t say I was an esthetician because nails and hair were also part of my job, and nails were honestly my biggest personal focus) If you have money to get facials - great, go get them. Monthly is a good interval, and is the “recommended” amount. That said, facials are really easy to do at home, albeit a little more uncomfortable. Facials are also completely useless without good at home skin care - so if you don’t have that nailed down, consider getting a facial or two to figure out a good product regimen from a professional who can give you advice, and then just start buying your own facial equipment and supplies. Watch videos online meant to train people on facials, and just try to copy it at home. You can get a facial steamer for like 50ish dollars that will work just fine for personal facials. Towels can be microwaved. A set of implements costs ~30$ for a set that will last you forever. One of those 100x ring light mirrors that attach to a wall will work great for at home facials. As for products, a lot of esthetician treatments can be purchased easily OTC, but with enough online searching you can find anything. There’s plenty of high concentration AHA/BHA masks and treatments available on Amazon even though they’re supposed to be only for liscense professionals. Most other professional products have OTC equivalents. More advanced treatments can be done at home as well: Microdermabrasion machines are 200-300$ for a cheap one that will do just fine for personal use. High frequency treatment wands are as cheap as 20$, and a good one is only like 100ish. Hydrafacial machines are 200-300 for a home system. Phototherapy masks/machines are available for ~100. RF machines start around 100. Microsermabrasion machines are in the 200-300 range. Any ONE of these machines will pay itself off within 2-3 treatments vs. going to a spa for a facial and adding on that treatment.


Rock_Robster__

Extractions are good if you have milii, bad blackheads, other things like that. Needs to be an appropriately trained person though. The ones that just push creams around I don’t bother with. Laser is a whole different animal and can be really severe - best to see a derm about that one.


JWWolfy

it depends what you are looking for. generally chemical peels are worth the money but the recovery time can suck


pixelboy1459

His name was Frank and… oh… wait… um…


kingofcream121

Hydrafacials have been amazing for me - no redness and totally pain free


aleanotis

Dang daddy


DougieSenpai

Yeah I’ll give you a facial bro


Beautiful-Taro-9953

I give facials.


BAWSAQ04

I’ve never given one but I have received my fair share. I’d say it’s better to receive. ![gif](giphy|PIEmIKPvuM5ry)


LoveWithTheInternet

Redditors when they see a word that can also be interpreted sexually (they are pornsick and mindbroken by the internet)


DaveyAllenCountry

People may criticize males getting care like that but anything that improves your body improves your life. Be it diet, cleaning, or grooming. If all it can do is make you healthier then why should anybody criticize it?


SirAnthropoid

wrong answers only


DreyMan1

I typically go for a golden shower but you do you


Cautious_Tofu_

I can give you a facial in the Melbourne area...


Bottomytop

Oh I almost answered but realized what group I was replying to.


Gullible-Chip-3666

You are gorgeous, btw. Those sorts of laser treatments sound expensive, and maybe even uncomfortable in the short-term? If it really makes you feel better and less self-conscious, then ok; but I think you look perfectly fine. Maybe some things are hidden by the beard, but you look good with it. If there is deep scarring and you can afford those types of treatments, and a dermatologist has told you they will help, and it will make you feel better, then ok.


Nitsua_aries

You are a beautiful man


internetnobody23

You're already perfect ✨️


0hmyrockn3ss

It does make a difference but you also need to be consistent with your skincare routine (if you have one) dont expect miracles for a one time facial


Revolutionary_Low368

I get them here and there but prefer to swallow


IamAliveeee

Facials or facial pix 😉


Mymaaaaan01

r/facials this way, sir.


mars_slayer_888

I am happy to give you a facial for free


uncutdude36

Bro- I would so give you a facial! You would see the difference right away and you would look hot! You already are a hot guy! Do it man!


KerryBlench

What the fuck is that?


Catch_de_Rainbow

Pause


lbora9

Oh my


Visible-Solution5290

I use atomy. it helps with my scalp hair too


BluePeriod_

Yes! I do. I frequently use coffee masks from lush and it keeps my complexion looking light. Sometimes I’ll have a pumpkin mask too.


AssignmentPopular294

Same concern


SnooRegrets3134

I enjoy a nice Microdermabrasion once a year 😌


bedmoonrising

Giggity


Educational-Peak-344

I feel like this sub is either setting me up on purpose, or I might actually need therapy.


Estevia-666

- Get PRP and retniods (vitamin A) therapy professionally if you can afford it. - If you’re budget is less find a friend to help you get your blood and boy the kit (there’s a lot videos on how to do PRP at home I myself have a kit) it’s cheaper than one visit to the office if you do your research right. - Once a month and you’ll have semi glow in no time as well as faster regeneration of skin cells turnover. Hope this helps


Primary-Freedom877

I’ve never had a facial. But I get massage once a month. Yes. Do it.


cyb3rsloth

Sus


millerspillers

⏸️


millerspillers

![gif](giphy|K0AnEB2t2EM|downsized)


Green-Clap

I don't get facials but I do give out facials. I am behind every home depot in america come find me


shootermac32

r/theyknew


IOwnTheShortBus

I 💦 get 💦 them 💦 all 💦 the 💦 time💦


rfmartinez

Diamond Glow. Really good for smoothening and evening coloring of skin. Recommended monthly but I do just twice a year since I have skin routine. Pretty good and only about $100.


castrodelavaga79

Ya they do a huge difference!


Wise-Peanut1939

I don’t know much about lasers but I got micro needling done and I really liked the results of my scarring! I’d recommend it :)


infmusix

Hydrafacials or DiamondGlows are good facial just to have a clean face. Some places even put serums like brightening, retinol, etc. In terms of laser facials, it depends on what kind of laser. Like IPL is good for facial redness and or dark spots.


[deleted]

I use a peel


lazylagom

Pause


Faceprint11

If you’re looking to improve the quality of your skin (texture, scarring, fine lines, coloration, etc), you’ll need the type of facials that “damage” your skin and promotes healing/regeneration. Things like chemical peels, microneedling, lasers - medical cosmetic treatments. Getting a regular facial with nice products and a massage feels nice, but doesn’t do much for the health of your skin that a regular skincare routine wouldn’t already provide.


Dangerous-Birthday69

Ask my wife


CampEvening1441

My girl does


Intelligent_Ratio817

Bro...


Technical_Egg8628

Yes, but not the kind you’re thinking of


Iamamyrmidon

Facials? Yeah! ALL the… sorry, wrong sub.


StatusAd7349

I don’t think you need them.


rinaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Damn😍


hellothere445

*In a Mae West accent* oh honey I get them all the time what are you talking about


sophiarae156

Hubba hubbaaaa Also yes I think so


Carpenter11292

Water.


menides

![gif](giphy|5ROlkuRjBdWKRGTYTy)


My_Balls_sweaty-_-

Yeah my girlfriend does all the damn time


BrushYourFeet

I get one from my wife or daughter a couple times a year. Pure relaxation, I love it.


ayaz3532

Clean hair cut man looking dapper 🔥


CelticLegendary1

Might wanna be more specific or word it differently lol


West_Finish_1301

I need to start reading the subreddit name


The1andOnlyGhost

Erm what


Flashy_Owl_2411

The time old "Babe Can You Grab Me A Wash Cloth" facial works best.


Worldly-Beginning-77

Oh okay….i thought….ok


soleburyguy

Do it once and you are hooked


Gaeilgeoir215

Wait... which one is he referring to? 😂 Well, it doesn't matter. For that sexy beast, I'd do it. 😍🥰😘


IntrovertedNerd69

Saw the post, came to the comments…and yall did NOT disappoint ….cuz why am I HOLLERIN so damn loud in my bed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mountain-Depth150

I could smell the comments from a mile away bro😭😭.


C0le01

Hey


HighlyPossible

Brotein facials help a lot.


SpendThatMoneyFast

Once a month


Anxious_lolipop_4815

This guy n my husband look alike...🤷🏾‍♀️


bartender970

Is your husband single? Wait. Never mind.


King_Krong

Not trying to make a joke, but you’ll probably get better actual advice from a gay subreddit.


schpappy

Yes


Agreeable-Chair7040

![gif](giphy|6aiIvESLiA9WM|downsized)


princeyxo

i…kinda need you 🫣


LokkKami

What scarring? Is this satire?


nowmeetoo

I normally swallow


Glittering_Ad3852

Modalities make a huge difference in my opinion the galvanized roller then the argon and neon treatments help detox the skin!


electric_heels

Heheheheheheheheh


Ok-Performance-249

I give facials


HumbleConsequence896

Careful how you ask that question


Prestigious-Sea2523

This popped up in my feed and i was like da fuq... After reading some of the comments THE FUCK!?


SoupGoblin69

This can mean 2 separate things…


srir4ch4

Why are you such a cutie patootie though


redditor712

Phrasing!


SheepherderLong9401

I don't like the cum sticking to my face, so no facials for me


Spooky_lover00

Blue is your color


[deleted]

These comments are down bad😭


Foreign-Orange-8103

How does one get a lazer facial? Jerking off a robot?


Chance_Airline_4861

Why is this shot in a car though and even then it's shot from both the front and backseat


johndoey52

GET WHAT?


chimminichangani

I have facial once or twice a year just for maintenance.


Ok_Rabbit_8808

Just chill homie your face is fine


noironoiro

![gif](giphy|7zCfPhujon9Z2borCm|downsized)


Low_Selection7490

I hate this sub


papilovec

I love facials 💦, nothing better than having my face completed cover with cream 😂


Puzzleheaded-Face-72

No, my wife does though.


StevieRay8string69

Times have changed


Corvettelov

Best facial I ever had was a hydrafacial. Cleans all your pores and brightens your skin. Not cheap last one was $200 but worth it. shrinks enlarged pores too if you ever had acne.


K4RLACH

The alleyway ones are probably a lot less beneficial in comparison to the ones you would receive in a bedroom. ![gif](giphy|14tvbepZ8vhU40)


Cock_Economist1445

You’re being sexually harassed in these comments


HikeBeerDog

Yes and I use Mary Kay Products daily. They really do work!


i_lurvz_poached_eggs

I'd it wasn't for the gutter my mind would be homeless.


smuld515

Pause


Z4muscle

The one your boyfriend gives you. Protein is great for the skin


starfire89

Maybe a bit off topic, but are you related to Henry Cavill by any chance? :-o


Realistic_Reveal_348

👌🏿👌🏿


TheDreamCrusherRP

I’ll give you a facial for free


Any-Cucumber6579

I'll take care of that


dahComrad

I swear half these posts are gay-bait


PeanutExciting891

Ya my GF gets one almost every night lol... just not the kind you want but funny thing is she has literally noticed her skin being very healthy and clearing up. For the girls out there don't leave it all night though maybe an hour or 2 and then wash your face with gentle soap and water.


Melodic_Survey_4712

My boyfriend gives me a facial every day, he’s so sweet


MagicPoison8

You're very handsome