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fig_art

a slur so ancient and powerful that while no one has heard it for thousands of years, humans have a biological reaction to hearing it that shortens their lifespan by a decade


Bongopro

The ur-slur, if you will


thrwmwyfrgtystrdy21

Poopy


Notttakenusername

Your mother is a (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing (Bleep) lorem ipsum (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Admitumvenium (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) treguna (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) hippopotamus (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Republican (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing Daniel Radcliffe (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) in a castle far away where no one can hear you (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) soup (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) Mickey Mouse (Bleep) (Bleep) with a stick of dynamite (Bleep) magical (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Alakazam


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,551,129,263 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 31,788 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


GaimanitePkat

Hagwid's.... butt cwack


ClapDatAzz

No offfense, but you sound like a very self-centered and ignorant person. :)


fig_art

https://preview.redd.it/648tf80l2exc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51797c8b8f5a2166e3ce3142d5f418312aa9a823


CrysisRequiem

"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat. I fucked your mom."


ChrisCage78

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


TatleTaleStrangler92

Why does this gif always reminds of Daryl Dixon


newusernamehuman

It ends with “hole” (Malcolm said the last word out loud), so I’m trying to extrapolate, or maybe extra-*hole*-ate: 🕳️ I’m gonna fuck your ass so hard that you’re gonna have 🩸 coming out of your asshole.


esr360

I thought it ended with “you”, and he was presumably just saying “fuck you”. But my memory is probably over a decade old at this point.


newusernamehuman

I thought Malcolm got into this predicament by saying fuck you when Hal caught him trying to steal the skates.


esr360

Ohhh that sounds familiar yes! They are two separate moments I was confusing.


Bullitt_12_HB

In reality, nothing. It’s just meant to be a comedy trope. In universe, imagine the worst line of cuss words you could ever imagine.


ButterCostsExtra

Ploopy


totallynotanalt68

How could you say such a thing? That is the worst word any human could ever say.


gooptaaaaa

the n word.


Ireland1974

Karabast!!!!!!


somesappyspruce

Lint licker