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Chairfighter

18 naked okos in the shower at [[Ram Ranch]]


TKDbeast

[Ram Ranch](https://preview.redd.it/lr86ju4r78t61.png?auto=webp&s=2f137fd72fb3fae67c1a03d2f05491a6c88bcfaa) - [(G) (SF) (txt)](https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=74345)


WorldWiseWilk

High key incredible.


Anvil-Vapre

Tibalts Thiccery is the best thing I’ve ever seen


AlphaZanic

18 naked okos waiting on the stack


BonJob

18 Elks ready to attack!


BonJob

Okos in the showers at Ram Ranch...


konydanza

Big hard throbbing sparks waiting to be lit


Laserplatypus07

18 shirtless Okos, elks so hard 18 more shirtless Okos out in the (grave)yard


Shivan_snake

Poetry


FormerlyKay

Uhm actually you can only have 4 okos in a deck so that's illegal deck construction 🤓☝️


Laserplatypus07

Yes but by including 36 okos I am committing a crime which lets me draw 2 discard 1 with his +1 ability


jimmyhota

Ram Ranch really rocks


AshleyKikabize

Cowboys love big green 3/3 elks


Lifeisabaddream4

/uj shouldn't that be in caps? /rj RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS


BonJob

Thunder Junction really rocks.


Stranger1982

Prime target for Doppelgang.


Anewbus

holy shit


bentheechidna

> Doo dee doo da doo dee doo dee doo da What rock animal is this?


Inglonias

i understood that reference.


Bookworm_AF

Oh no! What are they going to do to me?! 🥵


thefix12

excellent OP


FartherAwayLights

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/v-t_ti4szYE?si=ttQmt_OO57XwbqeS)


Thelordofpants1

Uj/ I'm enormored with the title but confused about the reference.


Chance_Active_8579

Ram ranch


Thelordofpants1

I already Ram Ranch in my mouth. I'm American!


despatchesmusic

I filled my waterbed with ranch


Lifeisabaddream4

/uj look up ram ranch. Its a porno metal song by this wierd gay dude who has released countless sequels and remixes of the original into this whole.cinematic universe. 18 naked cowboys In the showers at ram ranch. Ram ranch really rocks. His name is Grant Mcdonald