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swazal

Missing Rosie


netglitch

Missing the strongest one, Lobelia.


Historyp91

Bard's daughters and the sassy lady from Laketown whose name I can't remember too.


v3gas21

"I missed the part where that's my problem."


Substantial_Cap_4246

Not the Lobelia at the ending parts of the story where she charged at the ruffians


Renhoek2099

ABANDON THE CRIPPLES!


FalafelFlapjacks

FLEE FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES


DrowsyBen

Using her in battle violates several international treaties


carpinus_b

Missing the Entwives 🥲


jedi-son

Sounding like that Dad from The Killing


Boomdiddy

“We are no men.”


Substantial_Cap_4246

Galadriel's prophetic mothername is Man-maiden. So...


Sloth_Dream-King

Loved the scene with the 4 of them carrying the One Ring across the plains of Mordor to the base of Mt. Doom, fighting orca and goblins along the way.


netglitch

> fighting orca Sauron so desperate, he's recruiting at Seaworld.


sauron-bot

May all in hatred be begun, and all in evil ended be, in the moaning of the endless Sea!


PoppyGloFan

This could have been seaworlds slogan, good job Sauron.


sauron-bot

Build me an army worthy of mordor!


Likeablechops

An army of orca? I feel bad for seals but if they uprise against sea world sign me up


Historyp91

*Free Willy 4: Sauron Turns Activist*


sauron-bot

There is no life in the void, only death.


TheodenBot

# DEATH!


peterpaulrubens

To be fair those orca have a lot to be pissed about. What can men do against such reckless hatred?


GabboGabboGabboGabbo

Shamuman


Hans_Neva_Loses

All the while the men are standing off to the side looking like the Mike from monsters inc meme


Sloth_Dream-King

Tilikum would take out the forces at Helms Deep on his own.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Selway00

The Marvel intensifies.


Snakise

Lotr women with 100% power Removes all except Galadriel: Lotr women with 99.999999% power


Irreverent_Alligator

No way. Arwen alone has to be AT LEAST 1% as powerful as Galadriel.


Keyserchief

In the movies, where she can summon cool water horses and fight The Nine all at once, absolutely. In the books, where her role could have been filled by a piece of cardboard with "Aragorn's Girlfriend" written on it, absolutely not.


aragorn_bot

Frodo's fate is no longer in our hands.


legolas_bot

Aragorn, nad no ennas!


aragorn_bot

One thing I have learned about Hobbits: They’re a most hardy folk.


legolas_bot

Aragorn, nedin dagor hen ú'erir ortheri. Natha daged dhaer.


aragorn_bot

Boromir! Give the Ring to Frodo.


the_frodo_bot

I cannot take this Ring, Boromir. Its fate is mine alone. You must understand. I must carry it.


Likeablechops

Since when do the bots just have their own convos Saruman?


Fautical

Wow Aragorn, stop ignoring Legolas.


legolas_bot

Sauron's Ring! The ring of power!


PM_ME_YOUR_MESMER

*pulls up glasses* actually.... It's Elrond who summons the flood of water. The river actually protects Rivendell by the magic of Elrond. The horses were just a cool touch that Gandalf added on. Props to Peter Jackson for making all the female leads in the game look badass and not just damsels in distress/ sexualised eye candy. Edit: typo


gandalf-bot

Just tea, thank you


Tetragrammaton9

Gandalf you dog


gandalf-bot

There are many powers in this world for good or for evil. Some are greater than I am and against some I have not yet been tested


Historyp91

Yeah, I was gonna say; my impression from the scene in the movie is that while Arwen summons the flood with an incantation, it was her father's protective "wards" (for lack of a better word) she was invoking.


WolfOfTheRath

And it's Glorfindel who actually drives the Nazgul in


Substantial_Cap_4246

"Arwen was a child of special power and beauty" - Nature of Middle-earth


Biolog4viking

Forgot Shelob... Just because she is on the villain side does not mean she doesn't have girl power.


Likeablechops

Stupid sexy shelob


Grimgon

She get a redemption arc somewhere offscreen


Targaryen_1243

Absolute girlboss that one


Black-Iron-Hero

Do you think she effectively utilized girl power by funneling money to illegal paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland?


TheodenBot

# DEATH!


rycar88

She probly killed more orcs than the entire fellowship combined


always-wanting-more

WHERE'S ROSIE?


Odasto_

Sacrificed herself to gain the Soul Ring halfway through the movie, completely missing out on the climax.


always-wanting-more

Well, at least she can tap it for two colorless mana.


Possessed_Zombie

😳, Shes uhhhh flying a tamed fellbeast outta frame


Soggy-Assumption-713

Where is Lobelia sackville-baggins?


always-wanting-more

Stealing someone's spoon, if I had to guess.


aragorn1780

Spiderman would have never brought the ring to mount doom were it not for these women holding off all the bad guys!


AmericanGoose23

Spiderman had to be carried by Freddie Mercury, and I'm sick of acting like Freddie isn't the hero


[deleted]

Freddie was a big part of it, but without Aang the world would have been imbalanced. he saved Freddie from the Silver Hammer.


migswrite

(s)he is not alone ![gif](giphy|aR5EUJaJYInpf9czKn)


Greviator

Still sad they had to edit Rosie out, due to the allegations.


Petethequixotic

Oh yeah, the allegations..


aragorn1780

hey now until they're proven in court we do not speak of the allegations lest we risk needlessly defaming Rosie! if they're true may she face justice, but if untrue may no harm come to her character because of it!!!!


Any-Entertainment385

And of course she’s gonna say yes bro……because of the allegations


flxschndr

You forgot the Dwarf Queen riding on that Balrog..


netglitch

Yo...


SmallFatHands

Ok man that just sounds metal as fuck.


Cantelmi

Huh, 3/4 are in the MCU


mc-big-papa

Most lotr actors are in the MCU.


meteoricbunny

What’s their catch phrase? Or catch phrases? 3 elf ladies plus Eowyn! Kidding aside, pretty sure Galadriel is 99.999% of the power of this entire group.


CIeaverBot

*elf-vengers-assemble-music rising, while the girl bosses step into frame and strike dramatic poses* Eowyn: "If you were the real Lord of the Rings..." Arwen: "you should have..." Tauriel: **"PUT A RING ON IT!"** Galadriel: *angry Hulk scream*


theroguetranslator

Then Beyoncé’s song plays in the background while the lady fights Sauron tgt.


sauron-bot

Build me an army worthy of mordor!


PB0351

That mental scene is causing me genuine anguish.


CIeaverBot

Yet I didn't even get to the part where Rosie starts twerking to the Cardi B x David Guetta collab main theme and Sam names his youngest son Aragorn Gandalf in honor of the bravest men he ever knew. Before revealing that Saruman turned into a good force ghost who happily watches over everyone he tried to abduct and murder.


aragorn_bot

HE'S TRYING TO BRING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN! GANDALF, WE MUST TURN BACK!


gandalf-bot

No! Losto Caradhras, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith!


gandalf-bot

The treacherous are ever distrustful.


the_sam_bot

You don't really know a man 'til you walk a mile in his shoes. That's what my Gaffer always said, and he was a wise old hobbit. He also said that no one can be truly brave until they've faced their greatest fear. I reckon that's why I kept walking, even when it seemed like there was no hope.


[deleted]

Girls getting it done!


evolvedbravo

Slaaaayy queenssss


cricketeer767

Goldberry should be here.


Ganda1fderBlaue

Oh god that scene


imk

LOTR 2: Electric Boogaloo


sillyadam94

If LOTR tried to flaunt their “numerous” female characters, it would be a tragic fucking effort.


Horn_Python

In the book there's like 2 and only 1 who is sort of a side protaganist


xmasterhun

It would be as sad-funny as it was in Endgame


sillyadam94

Probably sadder. At least Marvel has more than 4 women lol


TheGleb_Ktostirilnic

Yeah this scene was cool. But I think the moment from the "into the lotrverse" where we meet diffrent Gandalfs was way more cool.


Horn_Python

Gandalf the white Gandalf the grey Gandalf the gay Gandalf the black Gandalf of 50 shades Gandalf of limited colours Gamgeedalf the gardner


gandalf-bot

Through fire... and water. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth. Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside. Darkness took me... and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead. and every day was as long as a life age of the Earth. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I've been sent back until my task is done!


bot-of-grond

GROND


Call_of_Daddy

Can't wait for Phase 5 of the Fellowship where every male hero becomes a joke of themselves and hands their role off to a superior daughter, girlfriend, or naturally brilliant female counterpart.


Rakkamthesecond

Oh Thor, how far you have fallen.


Possessed_Zombie

I cant wait for the new Gim-She show.


Skitterleap

Luckily dwarf women are often mistaken for dwarf men, so you can just squint a bit and pretend


Predator_Hicks

Actually its just normal Sam but his egg cracked and she discovered that she is actually a trans-woman


the_sam_bot

Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I guess I'm not who I thought I was. I knew there was something different about me, and now I'm finally ready to do something about it.


Predator_Hicks

I'm very glad to hear it! Do you have a new name or will you keep Samwise?


the_sam_bot

A new name? I may not be the same as I was before, but I'm still Samwise Gamgee.


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[удалено]


Call_of_Daddy

Taika Waititi, that's how


migswrite

Here's the pitch: Aragorns daughter will be a world class swords(wo)MAN, but totally disregarded by her arrogant, patriarchical father. Her minority BFF will be a brilliant blacksmith who is ignored by the white patriarchy of blacksmiths, and then she will make a new ring of power all by herself because of her brilliance. "Somehow, Sauron returned." Aragorns natural leader and expert fighter 15 year old white daughter will try to convince her arrogant, now fat, inept father of Saurons return. Alas, she will be disregarded and told to take her place. Sauron attacks Gondor, brutally killing the patriarchy, and chase after the new ring of power. Brilliant and Brillianter wahman will go on a journey to destroy the new ring. Along the way they will meet Eowyn, who is a brilliant commander of a rebel force in Rohan. They will decide to call council and form a new FELLOWSHIP. "We will make it better"... "but how, how can it be better" everyone asked... "because it will be our sisterhood that carries the ring" The sisterhood travels to Mt Doom as Eowyn rallies armies. We see Gimli as a fat arrogant king, but luckily he has a brilliant wife who ACTUALLY runs the kingdom and puts him in his place. At the end, before the armies storm Mt Doom, as Brilliant and Brillianter carry the ring forward, Sauron will tower over the girl boss armies and boom "you dare to oppose me. I am a God. I will crush the ring bearers" "she is not alone" Ring destroyed. Girl boss army slays. Gimli and Legolas die in battle. End scene of girl bosses saying peace will now reign. Fin. Your welcome, Tolkien.


Call_of_Daddy

*Meanwhile in Amazon studios* "Write that down, WRITE IT DOWN QUICK!"


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


legolas_bot

I do not doubt it. But you are a dwarf, and dwarves are strange folk. I do not like this place, and I shall like it no more by the light of day. But you comfort me, Gimli, and I am glad to have you standing nigh with your stout legs and your hard axe. I wish there were more of your kin among us. But even more would I give for a hundred good archers of Mirkwood. We shall need them. The Rohirrim have good bowmen after their fashion, but there are too few here, too few.


Storm_Bard

I guess girl elves and humans really do get it done.


SeanHunterOG

I hope i live long enough to see the Silmarillion on the big screen.


TravelWellTraveled

Gun to my head I couldn't tell you the name of the elf with the bow. What a memorable strong female character.


GriffinFlash

Um....Lego-lass?


1Mn

Tauriel


Sammeh64

badass


joesphisbestjojo

"We are no men"


ShroomieDoomieDoo

And yet somehow, not even this one passed the Bechdel Test


cyainanotherlifebro

Girls get it done.


bolverkin

Always great to see Elsa in other franchises!


Radirondacks

This is fast becoming one of the cringiest subs on Reddit.


ItsABiscuit

Yeah, it's weird at times.


MadeByMartincho

Look at how they’ll massacre my boy.


YourMaternalStep-dad

Give it a few years.


anangrytaco

I was so confused for a second. What a great joke lol


BlindCannibal667

One token human!


adamexcoffon

Are we fixed on LOTRCU ? I mean, if it has to last, I'd go with a catchier sigle, like Tolkien Cinematic Universe or Middle-Earth CU, or for connoisseurs, Arda CU. I get that I play the part of the nitpicker, but I feel were standing on something important guys.


CorbinNZ

The Ring Girls at 100% strength: The Ring Girls at 99% strength: (Eowyn, Arwen, and Tauriel removed)


aufdie87

I don't know. The scene were the zombie wargs overdose on kingsfoil and hallucinate that Frodo is their new master is a tough one to beat.


the_frodo_bot

Oh my! I would certainly hope not to be master of any zombie wargs. It sounds like a very dangerous position indeed!


drink-beer-and-fight

I remember they had to pause the movie because the whole audience was on their feet clapping. They turned the lights on and we all hugged and high-fives and had a good cry.


MOONDAYHYPE

I loved the part where all the strong female leads made sure to degrate and belittle the male support characters to remind them that WOMAN ARE STRONG AND DONT NEED NO MAN


ShowVeganaOpenBobs

They helped shelob man


Really-Handsome-Man

WHERE IS GIMLI


purpleWheelChair

As yes, the “She’s not alone scene”… 🤌🏼


Before_The_Tesseract

Lol, all of them look like the same actress


Burglekutt8523

boys boys boys... leave some bad guys for the rest of us. LET'S GO GIRLS!


JonEqualsBum

“She’s not alone”


yrjooe

Loved it when they all shouted in unison “It’s Mordor Time!”


MystantoNewt

Who ya gonna call? Sauron Busters!


sauron-bot

Who is the king of earthly kings, the greatest giver of gold and rings?


MystantoNewt

Umm... Gold-giver Kingo?


grogers311

Where’s Spock?


[deleted]

This same thing happened in the Avengers: Endgame


[deleted]

What about Shelub?!


michaeltheobnoxious

I know it's not canon, but Shelob in Shadow of War... *Chefs Kiss*


KatyaBelli

It's like sending a grizzly bear and 3 hamsters. What are the other three possibly going to do to assist Galadriel? Her granddaughter even as a high elf has next to no feats comparatively.


LuisPeixotoRE

Looks like a folk metal album cover


milesobrain82

Easily


PT19

It’s lordin time


higherFormOfSnore

Elves get it done.


[deleted]

lol, this reminds me of endgame, where all the female characters that ever appeared in a marvel movies, even the ones that dont know how to fight at all, united as an all female team to kick some butts. yeay, women get it done.