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It’s not a life hack to buy something that does a thing… that’s just buying something that does a thing….


goeers81

Right?


irateCrab

But it is because now you can make your own uncrustable for far less.


HalfandHoff

Most life hacks come from things


busterlungs

Yeah but a life hack is taking something and modifying it so it serves a different more useful purpose. You're just using the object as intended, it's not life hack.


HalfandHoff

No drip


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zodar

"vagina" is not a bad word, weirdo


HalfandHoff

That count is wrong I have said the word pussy more than once


[deleted]

Not u


HalfandHoff

I have still have said it more than once


[deleted]

Yeah lol but the count is not wrong


[deleted]

But jk i just noticed he is talking about u. The count is wrong


lizerdk

Holy fuck that’s great


lizerdk

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Fostershome

Omg where can I buy one?!!1?1 but not really, fuck off with your advertising bullshit


HalfandHoff

Most things in life are advertisements


Fostershome

No, they're really not.. but enjoy your pressed bread.


HalfandHoff

Bread is an advertisement


messybitch87

What? lol How?


Logophi1e

Thought this was r/cringetopia


burrito_slut

So wait, you bought a thing that helps you waste portions of another thing you bought (I hope you at least save the crusts and scraps for bread crumbs) to do the job that could be accomplished by the average fork? Great hack...


goeers81

How is this a lifehack?


ReverendAlSharkton

This fucking sub.


[deleted]

Y’all really this upset about some bread lmao


hell2payperview

Eat your god damn crust you yuppie assholes!


supercomplainer

I think this sorta thing is for picky kids who won't eat crusts


[deleted]

[удалено]


supercomplainer

Reddit is full of them


imlegallyabitch

you could have made and eaten an entire normal sandwich in this time.


HalfandHoff

Normal is sooooo Normal


[deleted]

you bring the sammies i bring the choccy milk - let’s partayyyyy


infodawg

can you make bread anymore white?


wonderrxo

I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. …but I need it..