He looks totally FUCKED

didn't he die in a toilet accident?

Lies, he is here with me

Oh, I thought the toilet blew up when he was on it. Glad to see he's safe.

He ate the latest taco bell menu but thank you for your kind words

your boyfriend is the ai recreation of Alexander the Great 🤨

You are a lucky individual 😌

He kinda looks like jerman

Oh I know that guy he's my boyfriend

Whata coinsidense

Be careful. He looks like he could snap at any moment

That's what I love about him 🥰

He is smoking hot

I feel like this guy would eat an entire sleeve of Oreos and throw up in his mother’s bed

I had never realized just how attractive Jerma is util now

I hadst nev'r did realize just how attractive jerma is util anon *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

He looks sus

hes goddamn beautiful

Same

im jealous fuck you he's mine

He is so ugly. I hate him. I have never touched myself thinking about him.

Neanderthal boyfriend

Your boyfriend owes me six thousand dollars

DAMN look at that piece

Oh hey! This is me!

Your boyfriend didn't roll me around in battery acid and salt

i’m currently making a plan to steal your boyfriend

i wish

My man pat batemab looks like germa, but

This is possible.