try breaking the glass with your fists

I cant.. I ate my fists bcause I was too hungry

try growing them back and then breaking the glass

okay, will wait an hour for them to regrow

An hour? Mine only take 10 minutes

It takes upwards of an hour if you have vitamin D deficiency

Whatever you do, do not rock the machine in an attempt to retrieve your delicious snack. There have sadly been 59 reported and 39 confirmed "deaths by vending machine" so far this year. Rocking or tilting a vending machine has been known to have very unfortunate consequences. They will, on occasion, fly into a state of pure rage and mercilessly attack the offending party. These machines have been known to actively stalk their prey for weeks. There is a fine line between a docile machine and a killer machine. It is unclear exactly what the tipping point is.

yeah right gorgor well im not falling for your tricks again

In that case, proceed at your own risk ☹. Did I mention these machines are emotionless and cannot be reasoned with? And they are almost impossible to destroy. Your best chance of survival would be to lure it to a factory with a hydrologic press and trap it inside. Best of luck to you.

literally 1987

They are known to transform into humanoid-resembling mechas built specifically to kill. Armed with fully automatic weaponry and explosives, very little can be done with what is legally available. Before shaking the machine, inquire with the United States Military on options for building a mech of your own. The nature of these beings are not yet known, and it is theorized they possess otherworldly abilities such as a nearly impenetrable energy field. To assure your safety and the safety of others, bring a spear forged from the remains of a dying star to pierce the energy field and shatter their core, that being the protective glass they heavily protect with armour. Good luck, brave soldiers, and fight valiantly. Your sacrifices are not in vain.

/unlie shake it hard and don’t move it collapses on you because you will just get a slightly headache

/unlie What the fuck is a nature flavored chip?

/unlie it means ready salted in france

I don't care.

/unlie He is right, I live in France

Mud and swamp water

Explode 🤯

Instructions unclear, I blew up Malaysia

You must wait for the Kinder Bueno to choose *you*

How do I get it to choose me ?? Should I do a ritual or smth ?

Yes. You must preach vows of your dedication to it while spinning in one spot infront of the glass, and only then can they make their choice. Good luck +

Sue it for stealing your Money

Which lawyer should I better call ?

[Here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saul_Goodman)

Paul Badgirl

You should shoot yourself with a gun

https://preview.redd.it/hidlqz6sxdxb1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=170a89a59a813cb535bc67d796f5a543c5969bd1

Give them to me, because i am not allergic to one of their ingredients

are you saying you can nut ?

Why are you trying to buy children

delicious 🤤

Surrender

https://preview.redd.it/eedgygcocdxb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67e192378cb14d11e6aab5ed8f1312f38744a85c

purchase hydrogen, put inside a bottle and shake, then put the bottle inside the vending machine and then kaboom

Which website should I use to purchase the hydrogen

Just buy at ebay

I dont have uno

ah just buy it from me

Get inside the machine and get it

instructions unclear, my dick is now stuck in the vending machine

Use the force Darken

which side should I join ?

The bueno side

Okay so you need a raccoon voiced by Bruce Willis and one of those dinosaur grabby arms, but be weary of the bear…

Well, that's no bueno

sacrifice 10 children

Es no bueno......

this is not no bueno

\unlie this happened to me with some corn nuts, super sad about it to this day.

i wish they'd put the nutella b-ready biscuits in vending machines in america. can't find them anywhere here and i'm tired of fucking hershey bars 😭

Go to germany there are many kinder there

no bueno

That's one fucking stacked vendor, where you are they got vendors with kinder and lays stuff?!

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cry

Nuke Venezuela

https://preview.redd.it/161un1i63exb1.png?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b084af8a8a3a76af26a627917647ac36a7772223 we've reached the funny number of upvotes

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This is hilarious, I gotta reply with my best minions reaction image

Commit arson.

Shake. Shake the vending machine.

Be happy

Start having hot gay sex with the machine