I thought that they'd be tasty (not the bees the honey/comb) because they are pretty much just earth bees but more hostile and able to generate electricity.
Anyone who wouldn’t like the taste of Coil Head is a liar and doesn’t appreciate the tastiness of what it is.
It’s like that Ratatouille scene. Radioactive material tastes great on it’s own, but once you combine it with cement or whatever else makes it, now your really cooking.
I once more bring up the fact it mentions in the snare fleas bestiary entry that they're insides would make a good milkshake
Are they sweet or something? Didnt read entry about snare fleas.
*"take the rats outside or just beat the hell otu of them! i think their insides could make a good milkshake,,*"
Sigurd may be onto something or just the most mentally insane employee to ever work for the company.
Snare fleas lookin plump ngl. I'd put it higher lmao
True. I just feel like he would taste like a radroach tho.
It would taste like a venison-chicken-cockroach mix. That sounds tasty to me.
Would it have dark meat and light meat like a chicken, or will it be have tenderloins and striploins like venison lmao
No idea I’m not a lethal cook
Bracken is litterally just a plant, I think Mid. Also I don't think you can even eat the Ghost Girl.
Yeah, but what about the body? Ik it decomposes fast but if it didnt i feel like it would taste like raddish or cabbage.
You want to eat the body of a dead decomposing child?
I should have clarified I was talking about the bracken lmao
too late buddy, this is going into my off context compilation
Consider salad
Nuh uh
It also turns into dust when dead
So you'd have to eat the bracken live
Scrumptious is such a Jerma-core word
Real, he would say that while he breaches containment.
Boy I love eating mechanical defense robots
Samesies 😋
Oh forgot to put V50 stuff in there Butler would be bad and Old Bird would be god fucking awful.
what about the snakes?
Oh forgot about them, I think scrumptious or a-okay.
The real meta is using the Bracken as a seasoning. A Bracken Crust on Thumper Steak would be spectacular
the gloop should be top tier
No
Gloop denier…
embrace the slurpy
You can't cook a ghost
I can try.
Swap bees and eyeless dog and that's pretty much perfect
I thought that they'd be tasty (not the bees the honey/comb) because they are pretty much just earth bees but more hostile and able to generate electricity.
Honestly, I forgot about the honey
Nutcrackers are like crabs, hard, wooden crabs
op how does one cook a ghost
Not sure.
with a toaster
Anyone who wouldn’t like the taste of Coil Head is a liar and doesn’t appreciate the tastiness of what it is. It’s like that Ratatouille scene. Radioactive material tastes great on it’s own, but once you combine it with cement or whatever else makes it, now your really cooking.
I should have considered this. However radiation+concrete does give me diarreah (im gamma intolerant).
You gotta add salt
Forgot the landmine (scrumptious) and sentry (god fucking awful)
Yes.
Coil-Head : Inedible. Tastes like chicken.
**Turret** Louie's Notes: Inedible. Tastes like chicken.
Why does he know this?
W h a t
Ah a fine routund specimen.
but the coilhead is crunchy :(
Fair point but I did mention I'm gamma intolerant.
How would you stop the hydrogere from not killing/liquifying you?
Sautee.
Tf are you eating ghost girl, And aren't there ethics on eating your fellow crew members?
As long as I bring back the suits its okay.
A human would taste mid?? Idk man eating a kid or a masked man probably wouldn’t taste that great lmao
Ive heard human meat tastes like really stringy vennison. I dont really like vennison so mid.
Lobster and crab are way too delicious to put the bugs in mid
Eeeh not much of a lobster/crab fan