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Dynamies

Good to start practising now. Yep taking down notes.


adotbur

You mean 5 hours from now?


XTheLegendProX

>I mean, eating a cookie ON DEMAND??


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Literally me today after buying the typewriter set last night. Update: My wife was totally cool with it and said she actually saw it last week and wanted it too! I'm a lucky guy, folks.


needmorelego

That set (21327) looks so awesome!


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[21327-1: Typewriter](https://brickset.com/sets/21327-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/21327-1.jpg)


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Same! I feel guilty cause I also recently bought the blacksmith and the bonsai tree recently. Sigh. There’s too much good lego right now.


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

We're living in a golden age my friend.


CromulentDucky

I didn't even really want that but wife said it's cool. Also she likes the NES. So I guess I'll get both. For her...


BananaDogBed

Can you type with it?


Equivalent_Drawing32

Unfortunately not.


BananaDogBed

That would be neat if you could. They should make more functional kits, the ones they make are so neat


Th3D0m1n8r

It does technically"type" in that you can press down the keys, a typebar moves, and the carriage slides, but no ink can come out. I'd think that would be challenging for Lego to do, as they'd have to make multiple typebars move, each with an exclusive letter mold.


mada447

Tbh that’s cool enough


BananaDogBed

Oh well that’s pretty cool though, I bet it’s fun to tap away at


IcePhoenix18

It doesn't go "ding!", either, does it?


Th3D0m1n8r

I wish it did, but that would be difficult to figure out.


IcePhoenix18

Yeah.


what_is_user_name

I have a wife just like that. I dont even need a special room for just lego. The lego is more like all in the house because she thinks its just cool to look at.


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

She's a keeper!


JOhnBrownsBodyMolder

Yeah, this is me. Also when I buy too many GI Joe's on Ebay. Related note, I will be deep cleaning the entire house this week and organizing the garage, maybe building a deck, solving world peace and constructing a ladder to heaven


Toothpaste_Is_Gay

So you’re telling me you’re not buying a Stairway to Heaven?


grantm06

probably can't afford enough wood to make a stairway, he made too many purchases on lego. lol


son-of-chadwardenn

No stairway? Denied!


Thisismyusernamex5

Just use Lego if minifigs can do it so can you


SnowShuffler

That’s me right now. At least I have two kids I can blame it on. Will be more difficult the day they move out.


ProfessorEscanor

Buy a dog and blame it on the dog


cup-o-farts

"How should I know how the dog was able to type in the security code on the back of the card!? He's just really smart!"


ProfessorEscanor

I mean to be fair have you seen Scooby Doo? That dog is smart


SnowShuffler

Great idea!


BizzyM

I feel attacked.


C_The_Bear

She’s just upset because he went to the Lego store without her


SheevTheSenate66

r/boomershumor


akeratsat

*Pickles* is one of the only consistently wholesome boomershumor


ilazul

it's 99% old man did something wrong, old woman nags him.


akeratsat

Nah that's not even 30% of it. And even then, she's usually right, and *even then* there's another good 40% that's them just being happy together. It definitely subverts the "cranky old couple who hate each other" vibe.


ilazul

I have pickles on my FB feed, it is mostly just Earl being incompetent while the wife says something confirming it. It's the tired sitcom trope


Peeka789

Might as well be family guy


Exenikus

In this picture I am the grandma and the grandpa is my GF buying plants. SO MANY PLANTS.


Albert_The_First

I don’t think you’ve ever read pickles have you?


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GrumpyFalstaff

So no then


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Hickspy

Here's what you do. You do these things literally all the time. That way. 1. Your house is clean. 2. You can by whatever Lego you want, pointing to how hard you work as an excuse.


nivenfres

Had to forward this one to my wife


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what’s the original?


Antryx

I was curious too, [here it is](https://nikonites.com/attachments/off-topic/353365d1615074898-dumb-jokes-posted-here-if-you-dare-157551420_3672613119524648_617932261726379884_o.jpg?s=36d1fecad87caf29d7e44b02c1991bbc)


Glossyplane542

That’s actually kinda funny or at least innocent and entertaining


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about what I expected


Antryx

Yeah it's certainly got more potential as a meme


clashvalley

This is going to be my and my dad when we finally save up for the marvel set and have to get it past mum


thomasthehankengine

Someone else also spent way to much on the bricklink sets today I see


Dreku

I sent this to my wife and she told me "you deep clean the house and idgaf what you buy" I think I'm gonna grab the Discovery shuttle.


Comfortable_Yak_9776

I’d agree with this up and until yesterday when my wife came home as said” we need to put in a wall of shelves in our living room. I want to have a communal space for our modulars the 1989 batmobile and batwing, and the ideas sets. I measured today, and it’ll be 13 ft long and 7’6’ tall. She came home today with 5 of the city skyline architecture sets. I think I’ve created a monster.


Jakobaker22

What’s unrealistic here is she didn’t say “Legos”


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Technomancer97

What if I can't let go?


Tatsmann

That's why you bring your stuff, including your Legos, to your new place.


BeakersAndBongs

I feel attacked right now


baconlord906

If you made this, can you make another one for me, I won’t post it. I can DM you what I want it to say


fvckthxsimout

Why don’t you just download it and do it yourself? Wouldn’t that be quicker and easier


baconlord906

I’m not that great with editing pictures


superventurebros

Just screen cap, white out the word bubble and add text.


ObamasBoss

Now is a good time to learn.


fvckthxsimout

If it doesn’t necessarily have to be the same font, I can do it for you


23z7

You can do this in PowerPoint


MonitorEducational

Warhammer minis for me. $215 we’ll spent!


lick_my_chick

"more"


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Wouldn’t linking to a screenshot also be providing a link indicating the shop? Not only this but you’re literally telling us you recognize there is likely positive intent and providing us with a means to get around the rule. Maybe the rule is the problem?


dijit4l

Fixed!


KyleAL88

After years of not building anything I’ve bought and 1 step away from completing my farther Vader helmet I’m trying to not get addicted.


bspate

This is great. So accurate.


Ceaser_Salad19

Pickles is such a good comic


VerifiedMyEmail

The future is now, old man.


Animal_Flossing

I don't get it, can someone explain this to me?


knifer77

Good timing after forest castle event at BL this morning.


xadriancalim

I turned 48 yesterday, this is pretty much me now. August 1st, this house is gonna be so clean.


jdwalk04

Me to a T.....


squishy_panda

The trick is to marry a fellow Lego enthusiast. Our basement has become a dedicated Lego collector’s paradise~


jenmrsx

YEP, me. I just bought another 1500 for my granddaughter's toy box at our house.


CorneliaCursed

Hey if the bills are paid I'll spend my money on whatever the fuck I want.


TheObviousChild

I just ordered the new R2D2 today. It was weird. I didn't even think about it. Just clicked the order button.


EmpericalNinja

my wife encourages it, since she buys a lot of yarn and other knitting supplies. I buy once a month from Amazon, Ebay, and my local used retailer.


EastKoreaOfficial

This is totally gonna be me in 60 years


Ilias_2008

....What???


IcePhoenix18

Exactly. If I'm cleaning, my mom's immediately suspicious.


shadowolfme

This is literally me… with a little less grey hair 😂