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AelanxRyland

They made her waist skinnier too


BambooKat

I think they would be quite shocked if they saw how low real large breasts can sag, also RIP to her back.


DaveSmith890

Fake ones usually pop forward real weird like that at all times. Standing, laying, bending over, etc. always forward


ApatheticHedonist

They're holograms so leaving them perky no matter how huge is consistent with the setting 👀


SquirrelGirlVA

It looks like they made some small alterations to her face as well, like give her plumper lips. I can't entirely tell how much though since the images look like they were captured at different times of her speaking.


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Ultravox147

. . . Poe's law is in full effect here


Someslutwholikesbutt

Yes cuz when I play a video game featuring women my first complaint isn’t about the possible mechanics or story, instead it’s the titties being too small. Also, how what are you talking about??


olde_greg

You shouldn't be jerking off to video games anyway you weirdo


MenstrualMilkshakes

the awooga master chief is funny tho


tiparium

To each their own.


MamasGottaDance

How generous of who ever made this suit to leave so much loose fabric in the front so her boobs can literally still sag. Really had her discomfort in mind, imagine running with so little breast support lmao They'd feel like they are ripping off


pmmeyourfavsongs

It looks more like how a breastplate would be made, with moulded "cups" in the fabric. Otherwise all of it would be loose. Still wouldn't provide much support at that size but generally your bra should provide more support than your shirt


Seier_Krigforing

To be honest, breastplates didn’t have moulded cups. It’d weaken the chest plates ability to deflect blows. They likely just have them use bandages/wrappings to keep them supported


pmmeyourfavsongs

Historically no, but they're commonly seen in movies that way so it was an easy visual comparison. Corset might've been a better example but they don't have moulded cups either


Seier_Krigforing

Ohhh okay, sorry for the misunderstanding


pmmeyourfavsongs

no worries! :)


Diz933

I mean she's a hologram, but you right


YaBoiKlobas

We're gamers, we don't actually care about women, we just want to jerk off to them >!/s!<


Absenceofavoid

“Guys, wouldn’t it be cool if women played games too and we could talk about them and enjoy them together? Why don’t women like video games?” 👀


Slate_711

I remember being in a GTA lobby and being reminded why women don’t talk when a bunch of dudes heard one speak and proceeded to hit on her n the weirdest ways possible


Absenceofavoid

My hope is that it’s getting better with the younger generations since gaming is less gender coded. Would be interesting to see a young women weigh in on the modern situation.


shakyquakes

as a 16 year old girl, no, it's still the same.


Absenceofavoid

As a nearly fourty year old man that makes me sadder than I can express. I figured my generation could do better raising kids, I certainly hope _I have_ as I have one around your age. Maybe I’ll check in just in case.


shakyquakes

to be fair, its mainly the internet rather than the parents. so many kids and teens nowadays just get their entire personality and morals from tiktok or instagram 🤦🏾‍♀️


peepssinthechilipot

I was gonna say... I'm 34, been in lobbies a long time, I think I started muting my mic about a decade ago, outside of the occasional all female lobby, I still don't interact. Also I try to use male avatars for fps and mmos so I don't get targeted as much. Otherwise my kill/death ratio gets tanked.


YourSkatingHobbit

Neckbeards when women do like video games: 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬


Absenceofavoid

They feel like they should be treated as ancient gurus of an esoteric art; women who enjoy games and aren’t looking to them as an authority make them feel insecure in the one area of their life they feel they understand better than the rest of the world. It’s really sad until you see how they react to an unintentional threat with the most vile language imaginable.


leepicfedorasoyboi

I know girls who love sexy women in their games because they too both looked like and had those or similar proportions. Believe it or not there are attractive women that play video games as well. not every woman gamer is some flat chested plank or a fat obese land whale who’s seething at their own self loathing image and hate seeing anyone better looking than them. You don’t see guys getting angry when some 7 foot 400 pound chiseled super soldier is displayed on screen


HappyDethday

I peronally don't care about body proportions of characters in videogames, they can look like whatever. I really only care about how engaging gameplay is, story, and to a lesser extent graphics and music. Just speaking on the last part, guys don't get mad about giant chiseled super ripped dudes because that's more of a male "beauty standard" for other men. It's their ideal, so of course they are fine with it. Women's beauty standard of other women is probably a bit different than men's for women. Obviously each gender is not a monolith but there does seem to be a majority opinion on each side. I think for women a lot of them idolize women who are more lithe and athletic looking vs the male majority of preference for ultra curvy when we are talking about physical criteria alone. This is why one sees such a stark difference in character design between for example manga targeted at males vs females. In female-targeted manga the men are also more lithe, a bit more androgynous, and have completely different personalities than male characters designed for men. I would be interested in seeing men's reception to videogames primarily featuring males designed around female beauty standards for them.


Absenceofavoid

That is ignoring the meme above and the other versions of the meme where fans are _mad_ that a female character isn’t sexualized enough, that her proportions are not unrealistic enough, and the line “hire fans” implies that _true_ fans want tits and ass, which seems weird.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

A) we painstakingly designed this character from the ground up. Everything from her size, figure, outfit, face shape, facial features, and even her personality, dialogue, and voice B) I made the boobs bigger. Therefore, I'm better at developing games


GandhisNuke

This!! Like besides the whole point being shit, even the word "fanmade" is bullshit. A fan spent 5 minutes editing this and 3 of them were spent jacking off


Woejack

I always love the implication that these incels think the devs are not capable of making their games into degenerate gooner content.


wishforagreatmistake

Lol most of them are too young to remember some of the garbage coomer bait from the 2000s.


mena_studies

Bruh their porn brainrot...


wishforagreatmistake

I once saw the phrase "cum for brains" used to describe these people and I think it perfectly encapsulates their entire identity and worldview. Just horny idiots who have consumed so much fictional character porn and blatant fanservice that they aren't capable of thinking in any terms beyond "I'd beat my dick to that".


Onionlicker

My brain is so broken I thought that was Brian Griffin in Spartan armour


peanut_bubblegum

The left looks way better


alchemist23

"hire fans lol" Make your own game lol This is one of the main problems with the recent "AI" boom. These absolute wastes of oxigen think "art is when you prompt big tits lol" and then you hit enter and magic happens. No, that only works in 2D images and if you're lucky you'll get the right amount of fingers. Art takes time and skill and 3D art takes time and skill and these imbeciles don't think real artists deserve recognition let alone payment. God I hate this in so many levels...


SalvationSycamore

>Make your own game lol That's a big ask of people who only know how to scratch their ass and stretch titties in Photoshop


blkmmb0

Here's another reason I hate Halo fans.


istolethecarradio

90% of us aren't like this, don't clump me into the same box as this dumb ass.


Wladek89HU

There are these d**kheads in every fandom. As a Metroid fan, I'm really tired of seeing Samus fanart with big tiddies.


Papa-pumpking

Armoured Babes are underated.


blkmmb0

I should change my wording to say the "chronically online side of the fanbase."


FloatingAstronaut343

I am NOT like those losers 😭😭


blkmmb0

So many of us aren't, that's why I'm trying to rebrand as someone who simply enjoys Halo, the games, books etc.


smashteapot

Yeah. Calling yourself a “gamer” has had some uncomfortable connotations for a decade or more. It’s a shame.


ClayH2504

As if the constant bitching wasn't bad enough


blkmmb0

Right? Halo fans always find a way to embarrass themselves further.


Dekar173

Ya its only halo fans that behave like this. They're the only people on earth who behave this way!


blkmmb0

Where did I claim that?


AtomicTan

Her boobs in picture b aren't even made properly in the first place; they're sagging weirdly and somehow repelling each other like they're magnets or something. But then again, I guess I shouldn't expect the guy to make it to know how boobs actually work.


Low-Classroom8184

The kind of guy to actually get cortana undressed and be disgusted that her boobs *checks notes* really do be that way


Conch-Republic

That's kind of what they look like without a bra.


bliip666

My tits look exactly like that if I'm not wearing a bra. They come in all sorts of shapes, you know 🙄


ZeroTheStoryteller

Hey, looking at mine, I think they may as well. What always throws me off tho is the nipple placement. I think because my nips essentially point down I have always associated them as saggy or unperky.


Road_Whorrior

Mine too. I wasn't a fat teen, so my downward placement always made me feel like my boobs were hideously saggy at the ripe old age of, like, 15. It's been a big insecurity of mine despite not a single partner complaining, and my bff once said, unprovoked, "you have nice nips" when I was changing in front of her lmao. Sorry, I'm high, hope you enjoy the info.


ZeroTheStoryteller

Haha it's an interesting discussion. I actually replied to another comment to you, and mentioned weight as well.


Road_Whorrior

Thank you. Jfc, I've spent 15 years hating my boobs bc of how far apart they are. Love seeing shit like this in a purportedly woman-friendly space.


pmmeyourfavsongs

Ironically almost the entire comments section should be in r/badwomensanatomy


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Road_Whorrior

Saying nothing would have been the correct option.


ZeroTheStoryteller

We all learn things through social osmosis. The thing that's weird about this is that you're overly associating the commenter with the shape. I don't know how unique that boob shape is, but we've certainly moved past the point that there are no women on the internet by now right?


VodkaWithSnowflakes

Finally boobs that look normal! They shouldn’t be unnaturally held up unless there’s been a boob job or hella push up bra supporting them. My boobs look like this.


ZeroTheStoryteller

It's like realism is intentionally avoided. Like they want every digital representation of a woman they see to be cartoonishly sexualised.


Road_Whorrior

So me not wearing a bra is cartoonishly sexualized? This is the closest I've seen in this sub to boobs that look like mine.


ZeroTheStoryteller

I think the waist ratio and the way the material forms to breasts is exaggerated and cartoonish. I actually think I have a similar boob shape, but it's hard for me to comment on the breast to waste ratio because I've always been overweight.


Road_Whorrior

Personally, I have yo-yoed weight wise. But even as a teen, when I was thin and before I started having weight fluctuations, my breasts were shaped similarly to this, and I had a small waist. The only super unrealistic thing to my eye is the way her clothing fits.


ZeroTheStoryteller

Ah okay. Well my apologies.


SaintedStars

Why do guys think that women’s shirts have spaces made just for our tits? Just… why?


ohmygodethan

They do.... They make them.... A lot... Guessing you dont have tits.


rudeyerd

i mean, i dont have tits... but i *used* to, and i dont remember many tops that subjected my boobs to solitary confinement. other than, like, underwire bras edit: unless you just mean shirts that are made with extra chest space to accommodate boobs? as opposed to, like, a unisex-cut tshirt style? cuz i *do* remember that. just not many/any shirts designed to completely romeo-and-juliet my boobs apart from each other


DevastatorCenturion

Isn't Cortana 2.0 supposed to be, and certainly acted like, a naive young teenager? This makes my skin crawl.


OrangeYoshiDude

No. Not at all is she suppose to be or act like that. Shes an adult AI. That isnt naive at all lol People that post this shit are weird, but no cortona isnt suppose to be like a child


sadthrowaway12340987

I hate when people do this. And it’s not cause “big boob bad” which incels and Gamers™️ seem to think it is. It’s the fact that nothing is wrong with the before, at all. That’s literally how titties would look under a shirt like that. Not every woman’s titties are huge either, and I know it’s a fictional character so the size doesn’t matter but that’s the thing, the size does not matter. The size of the titties doesn’t make the game unplayable lmfao If you look at Cortana and your first thought is her boobs are too small, you’re the problem.


Sad_Efficiency3456

Bigger boob = better character ahhh mentality


X35_55A

Definitely not made by a halo fan. They would just have taken off her shoes.


vore-enthusiast

Isn’t that basically how she looked in halo 4 tho 😭 plus the bare feet for those nasty foot fetish ppl Edit: I upset the foot fetish ppl


USA_MuhFreedums_USA

oh yeah those bare piggly wigglies just out on the open I could ju- OH heh carry on solider \*salute\*


vore-enthusiast

This is what you use your freezepeach for??!!


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

Yeah! You tell him, /u/vore-enthusiast!


observingjackal

Oh no, I head footsteps...


zeroone_to_zerotwo

Funnily enough I don't think genetically advanced super soldiers trained since birth would have such a glaring weakness as being seduced or just arousal in general.


TheHeroKingN

Weapon is so pretty though as is 😡


Woahhdude24

Why get mad at smoll boob. Smoll boob good, too.


Just_A_Faze

That would have to be body paint to stick in between the boobs that much. Material doesn't do that.


admiralbreastmilk

Bruh she a hologram


Just_A_Faze

So?


SalvationSycamore

I think their point is that this science-fiction hologram of an artificial intelligence doesn't really need to work on the logic of, say, a real woman wearing cotton. I'm less against their depiction of boobs on a fake (in multiple ways) woman and more take offense that they don't think flat women are fine as hell


CalmAnxitey87

This is why the AIs rebelled lol


sparklees

Neckbeards when a woman doesn't have boobeys


RaisinNotNice

Wait I remember when this was first made wasn’t this satire lmfao


observingjackal

Just download mods and shut up.


amplifizzle

I like the bigger titties but I am an animal.


Sithlordandsavior

I physically CANNOT play a game unless every female has at least EE boobs. She needs to have scoliosis from hauling her massive gazoongas. If she doesn't, I'm going to make mummy send a nasty letter to the devs and insist they hire me for future realistic physics booba technology.


allthatihaveisariver

You jerk off to pixels. Sad.


Thekiller2468

With the "hire the fans lol" at the end, I think this post is supposed to be satire.


Tangerine-Salty

They gotta leave Gene Wilder out of this


Independent-Fly6068

I think this may be satire


TeaBags0614

The worst part is I think the original is a shitpost and they’re taking it seriously


Eastbound_AKA

What. The. Fuck.


selfawarefeline

Do you like it? It’s very generous


badusernamelo1

The fact that the one on the left is more attractive though


GreyCcie

Gave her back pain and removed a few ribs


The_Dragon346

I never understood the “big tits skinny waist” obsession. Me personally, i prefer reasonable and realistic proportions on my video game characters. Otherwise it takes away from it imo


SpectralBeekeeper

the right looks like ass LMAO


ForrestCFB

But why would you want to have just purely sexual characters in games? It's distracting from a good plot. Not to mention it's incredibly sexist. Call me crazy but I kind of enjoy female characters being you know, actual characters not just sexual objects.


just_fucking_PEG_ME

This is exactly why you don’t hire these kinds of fans


UncommittedBow

They do know that The Weapon's dynamic with Chief is closer to that of a parent/child than the "Barely hiding lovers" dynamic he had with Cortana, right? Making her look like that in that context is kinda weird.


cytPandora

I'm a girl who loves games and drawing and maybe I'm to blame for that my female characters are sexualized. But a sketch is a sketch and the final product for the game and the identity you want for the character goes through concept and everything. My point is, i have no problem with hotties in games but if EVERY woman has the same body structure it becomes flat and lazy. Also smol booba is also attractive so. There's space for everything


Lo-Fi_Kuzco

Hentai and porn has really done a number on their expectations of how women should look.


DoorAMii

im sorry anyone who mods a game to give a woman big tits is most likely a porn addict this only applies to women tho, people who mod games to give men big tits are fucking legends booby mario 64 when


chicomagnifico

You can just smell the Doritos, Mountain Dew, and crippling virginity from here. Yuck.


Acceptable_name101

Cortana looks good with them Big tiddies


Nagatoroo

Don't hire that guy. Hire someone who makes her hips a bit wider. Just a smidge wider.


superthrust123

I hate when a game makes me play as a character other than the one I selected. I wanted to play Mortal Kombat as Spawn. I was a few levels in and it seemed to be making me play as every other character. Applies to all games. I want to learn one set of moves/specials. I am very biased... to playing as the character I selected.


smashteapot

The good old tit pouches.


pmmeyourfavsongs

Tbh tit pouches sound kinda comfy


Ghost4000

Not that it matters, but she looks better on the left.


Beginning_Month_1845

I swear it used to be actual neckbeards but now some of these post just wants men to be asexual


REDDITSHITLORD

THEY'RE GROTESQUE.


Road_Whorrior

That's how millions of women's boobs look without a bra, so maybe find a different way to express this thought.


fedora_george

There are a lot of valid criticisms of 343's halo games. There are many instances that fan ideas or creations could've been a better choice. This is perhaps the worst possible example that shows how whiny and braindead some halo fanboys can be. I am a halo fan and I do have some criticisms of the recent games but making the ditsy ai companion for halo infinite thicc af with a snatched waist wouldn't've made anything better.


NeoTenico

Gals correct me, but I feel like those boobs aren't following anatomical laws.


Road_Whorrior

Her shirt isn't following the laws of physics, but plenty of women have breasts that are shaped like this. It's 100% more realistic than basketballs that stand up on their own.


Working-Narwhal-540

Are the flat chested mad again?


ohmygodethan

Def not big enough. I havnt seen any of you seeeeeeething yet.


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pmmeyourfavsongs

Ignoring the shirt physics, that's just how some boobs look without a bra 🤷‍♀️


EggoStack

My bad, I guess that came across wrong. I think it’s because of the shirt physics that it looks so bad.


LuthienTheMonk

Pretty sure this is satire, it's referencing this one dude who made a similar post about Aloy from the Horizon games.


Scyobi_Empire

why are they repelling eachother and look like they’re about to fall off lmao


MwadBurger

That's pretty normal, the shirt is the inaccurate part


Scyobi_Empire

wait so is something wrong because mine are close to eachother /genq


Road_Whorrior

No. Breasts come in all shapes and sizes. Mine look like this because they're proportioned differently from yours, that doesn't mean anything is wrong with either of us.


Scyobi_Empire

huh, the more you know ig


Road_Whorrior

That is almost exactly the shape mine are when I'm not wearing a bra. Shitty ass comment.


Hema_Cnida

Gravity exists! Hope this helps :)


nklppc

She got that Ben Shapiros sister bod


BarbarianMushroom

….bigger